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AY live and his fellow comedians don get new joke/skit wey dem go crack/act...

Timi think say hin sabi yan pass person wey dey earn hin money from 247 yannings wey still be madt man on top... Dem no dey teli person say na bad market hin enter so...

chieni:
so?

I'd kinda interested in knowing what could be responsible for masking your sense of humour. Why so serious?

Pls Chill!

chieni:
you must be joking right?

No i am not "Joking" my moniker reads "ayamAgenius"

Me wey acknowledge my mosquitoes for not biting me and causing me to have malaria during the period of my research...

Acknowledged my generator for not breaking down after long hours of night usage

Acknowledged my lousy neighbours for choosing to take a vacation during the period I was drafting the thesis...

And the acknowledge list goes on...


E mean say Prof no go find me worthy of character...

Prof! Prof!!

Don't reveal yourself just yet. If he dates you, he'll end up taking you for granted. Let him be the one to make the move. If he doesn't, then he doesn't dig you.

I do same too OP... and feel fulfilled.

If everyone of us follows suit, our pastors will turn roadside beggars.

Evaberry:
so after fvcking different girls and getting infected now you want to complain and die, when u were fvcking amina today kemi tomorrow you forgot HIV exists.

stupid infected fool

casual sex is not the answer.

Get a committed gf or use your left hand.

If I was in his shoe I would wanna kill myself too

Really??

Oversabi....

He Looks Like A Clown

kirchofff:
I swear bro, I've been frustrated since the issue came up, just imagine something that's not my fault that I'm paying heavily for.

Sue their ass!

GudPpleG8Nation:
I'm typing this with heavy burden in heart. I'm getting crazy and weeping.

I met this lady over 6 years ago during my higher institution days, she was a fresher while I'm in my semi final year in school. Things were going well, we had sex after two years of the relationship(I'm the one that disvirgin her).

I have been very caring, stood by her and also,I let go of any ladies that comes my way. I didn't want anything that will stain the relationship. That doesn't mean I'm perfect however I have been trying my best to make her feel comfortable, loved and happy.

I started feeling comfortable and worried about my future with her because I discovered that anytime we had a misunderstanding, before you know it she has find a guy she will be dirty chatting with. She always say she's doing that to hurt my feelings.

I proposed last year, met her mum and one of her uncle and introduced her to my parents officially. Presently, waiting for her extended family to send the list for the traditional marriage.

I traveled to Ibadan on Friday to spend the weekend with her, on Sunday I just took her phone to watch movie when a Whatsapp message, I checked it and I replied the message. The guy called her, she was reluctant to pick the phone, she picked and spoke with the guy. After which the guy messaged her on Whatsapp that he called to confirm she's the one chatting with him and not her bf. I play along and started chatting with the guy. The guy was telling her to come visit him, I started twisting the guy and he was splitting out how he won't touch her when she comes. I confronted my girl, it took her over 8 hours to confessed that they had sex.

Jesus! This is a lady I invested a lot on, build my world around, every other ladies are shit in my presence. Even when I had 1000 of reasons to let go, I still stay with her but right now my world is shattered, I'm going crazy.
I need help because I'm dying, where will I start from (I'm 30 years old). Every negative thought of this world is running through my mind (from committing suicide to killing the guy to making the girl useless to herself for the rest of her life)

Fire (Love) is very powerful.... It burns! (You fall in-love)
But what is burnt doesn't burn... (Hearts can't be broken twice)
So it becomes more powerful
Ashes don't burn...
Brother, you have just been reborn
Welcome to the brotherhood!

Trust me, you'd get over it with time.

Go for a blood test.
Your symptoms are similar to typhoid. One of it's common percularities is fever coming out in the evening.
You need to slow down or end your visit to sex workers. You'd be saving both health and wealth.

If you report to her bobo, the philandering 'will not stop'...
If you don't report to her bobo, the philandering 'will not stop' either...

The former will come with a high degree of personality damage and stigma than the latter...

Choose wisely!

Evaberry:
....

So after all the flying back and forth


after all the spending and iPhones bought



sweet words on social media


After all the sex, the positions, the twisting and turning, the BJ's. and abortions.


he still dumped her.


Goes to show


you can never please a man so don't ever attempt to.

Ayam yet to be pleased... Ayam different!

rheether:
I pity you

Stop littering your pity here... Its not needed....

Voted. Best of Luck!

Saliman22:
Not like that, I'm depressed
Just some little word of comfort and I will be fine

Man Up!
Shez not worth the depression....

Saliman22:
Please this is someone I want to marry, our marriage is next year July, I suppose to do the marriage this year but her dad and her uncle who is a permanent secretary in deputy governor office in my state said until she's in her final year in school.
Please help me because I love her
But ashamed please

You still dey reason marriage?
Your mumu never do bah?

remove the blue stick from 6 to make a 5 and place it parallel to the green stick to change it from 4 to 9
5+4=9

This period is a wrong time to be buying oil and grinding stone...

I empathise with women. A good number of them are in an abusive relationship.

The grass was greener on the other said away from his ex-wife... it wasn't a mirage!

By making the right choices at the right time.

You can start off looking at small oil and gas indigenous companies. Most of these companies service oil fields of several Big E & P companies. What does it do for you? It keeps you busy and increases your wealth of knowledge and handson experience. Sadly, most of these companies will pay you a pittance. While at it, get a masters degree. Once you have gathered some pretty good experiences + a completed advance degree or one in-view, send unsolicited emails to E & P companies or fill out the career section in their website. They'll find you interesting. Some of these companies will be interested in the knowledge you have acquired in a field adjacent to theirs, which they may have spotted in your resume. Goodluck

what happened to that stack of cash on the disk?
why is prof holding the dish?
ayam not understanding!

99.99 percent of the critics didn't watch the video.... He made some valid points

Ralphlauren:
Jidenna. The "one hit wonder" and "white man" wannabe from eastern nigeria.

When is he going to stop applying "relaxer" on his hair and beards and sleeking his hair down with hair gel

It looks like he even rolls the hair with hair rollers for women and applies setting lotion and pink oil

When is he going to auto dyeing his hair oxblood or is it auburn ?

Why is he ashamed of his black hair/Afro.

All this your 'whens'
I've got just one for you...

when are you gonna deworm your worm infested brain? it appears to have affected your cognitive side

SURElee:
Some marriages na wa. I keep saying marriage is sweet depending on the cutlery you use to eat it( depending on the person you choose to spend your life with).

Not some.. Modern marriages are nightmares...

No be Versace I dey see so

Damn!

Try honesty...

This might sound like a queer advise but it's worth giving a shot...

Dear Interviewer,
I get interview for 8:30am. So your 9:30am no fit work for me. Abeg you go fit shift your own enter 12noon or make we do am ontop phone?

Yours truthfully,
Akpos

If you have got what they need, based on what you have on your resume, they'd give in.