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CaroLyner:
coming for a kid is soo wrong.

caro howfar check your mail ur prize awaits you there

CaroLyner:
;Dlmao

so how do you want to claim your prize

CaroLyner:
;Dmy bad.where my gift at

should i post it here for everyone to see and know that i bought #100 airtime for you?

What about my idea na...e no fit cost pass #2000 and it works wella

CaroLyner:
lol yea done replying

i've seen your actions everywhere you don full my following column but am not done checking all

CaroLyner:
better late than never

sure na but where have you been since yesterday cos u sure will have many mentions to attend to

Well owing to the fact say i no be lady i go just sit down on this my side stool and observe...ladies in the house oya talk o so i go know how to plan my strategies

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I agree with the Op totally.

There ain't no way I can be friends with a girl purely because of that. Most of the girls that are just my friends now we didn't just start like that. There was an attraction either from my side or hers but circumstances didn't let things happen.

And yes if given the chance i'll still have sex with like 97% of my female friends. It's only girls that will not agree with this because they don't understand.

Any girl who thinks every guy that is her friend has not nursed the intention of having sex with her before is just deceiving herself plainly.

Quote me in maiduguri. [/color]

you are right

Decker:
Thanks!

Worst christmas? Esther this is one of my best Christmas ever!

yeah you are reaping the fruits of ur sensible posts this year

Lalasticlala oooooohhh if this thing no enter FP I go run unclad reach my bus stop o...my new found friend CaroLyner come and see o if lala no move am come move am o

... Hehehehehehe...yes mehn...ave waited for so long for a thread like this...ur 5 wisest are okay and your 5 stupidest wow...i knew MrCork will carry the day with Iranuboo as his queen...those people are so stupid i can smell them from where i am...no ofiense (in MrCork's voice)

Am expecting a counter thread fro.m the wailers tagged 8 ways rich guys spend their xmas

1miccza:
Hahahahhahahaha na in make am fast pass breeze noowww!!!Lwkmd

fast pass breeze from back abi...i understand

After reading this thread from begining to where i am i came to these ä conclusions:

1) My new model Decker and his new found chat mate YourMain should leave this thread and upgrade to whatsapp...maybe something good will come out of it.

2) OP marry the guy let your friend go to hell cos na enemy of progres both yours and the guy's...she no wan marry she nmn want make u marry...na bad friend be that

obiorathesubtle:
Lemme narrate what is going on above me..



Somebody is in Love.

you gorrit bro...i dey observe my mentor and e 'friend'

Decker:
Gosh! You have to stop being so critical about your looks. Yesterday you looked like a boy, today you look like a ten year old. You should stop all this, seriously. You are always beautiful...in a every picture you take. Start believing that.
I don't know the kind of friends you have or the people around you and what they tell you, or whatever it is you were told while you were growing up. Whatever negative thing it was that all these people said about your looks is a BIG LIE.
You are GORGEOUS, and I am not flattering you.

Errm...what you said to me?

this is why i pursued Decker

tosyne2much:
I go quote you when I wan drop my next thread

thank you but i fit lend u ideas if u want o...on that 10 categories u talked about if u want sha... Abi wetin u think

tosyne2much:
I go quote you when I wan drop my next thread

thank you but i fit lend u ideas if u want o...on that 10 categories u talked about if u want sha...wetin u think

tosyne2much:
Seriously ?

seriously...and i might start believing it o...so let me just be FTC on your thread unless i'l believe o

tosyne2much:
Seriously ?

yeah...seriously...and i might start believing it o...so let me just be FTC on your thread unless i'l believe o

Now i'l tell you how i will like to be judged if i'm in your babe's shoes...listen to her side of the story maybe she was in a hurry and couldnt attend to the mess...or maybe as its a family house maybe someone else messed the kitchen like that and if you think she'll lie try to recall if you've seen any dirty sign on the cooler she uses to bring food for u e.g charcoal...but listen to her first b4 concluding

tosyne2much:
hahaha


You wan take the place of Wristbangle?

yes na...e own too much except u want me to believe say na u dey run both accts...(came across that idea from someone)

The day MrCork will have sense...we go do massive thanksgiving on Nairaland

tosyne2much:
Imagine, my head no even boot to drop Xmas thread. E.g 10 Categories Of People That Will Visit You Tomorrow

i knw u can do it...just tell me b4 u post so i can beat wristbangle to the FTC prize...e still dey shak me jare

tosyne2much:
Baba, na because my head never boot wella ni ooooo

lwkmd...abeg go wash am for river o cos na 2016 we wan enter so o...u must be sharp o

tosyne2much:
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u sef dey book space...e don tay wey i see ur thread 4 FP last o

I stopped arguing with my mum when i was 15 and i was a master at it then...but even at 21 u still have hope...just apologise to her sincerely and i mean from deep in your heart...i'm sure she dint mean what she said cos i heard that times without number in my hayday...buy her a gift...maybe a samsung galaxy s6...just kidding...just get her anything u know she likes it doesnt have to be expensive and go to her one-on-one and tell her u are deeply sorry...she'll forgive you once...mums love their first sons so much...i'm a living witness...just do this and thank me later

Yobo Yobo Yobo...who is Yobo? *cracks brain ooo...seems i've heard that name before...*after asking around my community...now i remember him... Yobo awfar na long time...he still dey play ball?

clevvermind:
i don't mean to spoil you. keep it up ok.

thank you

clevvermind:
nice. pls dont fvck o.

ur moniker should be badmind u know lol...fvcking is outa d question...i'm still a virgin boy...abeg no spoil me o

1miccza:
Lol @ 0.1g network??Na dash dem dash you??

no mind the phone na Asha 206 mixed with MTN...d combo bad gan