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Literature › Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Ayanfe29(f): 9:46pm On Jun 09, 2020

waywardpikin:
Dedicated to Ayanfe29, for her sense of humour which spurs me onward as we approach the finish line. You too gbaski!

Awwwwnnn... thanks for the dedication

Modified***

This your last update really cracked me up. I can't believe you fell for Sarah gimmicks! Enjoy the colours you're seeing while it lasts.
#TeamCassy

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:05am On Jun 09, 2020

Nekr0N:
Okay

Finally! I won!!!!!

Literature › Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Ayanfe29(f): 7:04am On Jun 09, 2020

We never had cleaners in Paiko Camp...Una enjoy for Iyana Ipaja camp o...

Wayward! Bring back my Cassy and enjoy your heartbreak. If you were faithful to Cassy, you wouldn't be experiencing heartbreak for a second time. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:26pm On Jun 08, 2020

Nekr0N:
Baby you already said you knew

I still don't know

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:38pm On Jun 08, 2020

Nekr0N:
I'm purple's alter ego, same person.. different personality

_{I thought you already knew this}

I know...... that's why I want your friend to take you back to the underworld and that's also why I claim not to know you cheesy

Only BankyGee knows Nekr0N

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:14am On Jun 08, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

He shot her with a camera

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:13am On Jun 08, 2020

Nekr0N:
Lol, Nekr0N is back baby

Who is Nekr0N?! Do I know you?

BankyGee, help me out o

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:53pm On Jun 07, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

The wind

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:50pm On Jun 07, 2020

BankyGee:
Do you understand Spanish?
(whispers) I want us to discuss and I don't want Ayanfe to understand

Ehn? What am I seeing?

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:48pm On Jun 07, 2020

pu7pl3:
Please no let laugh tear your bumbum o

*Rolls eyes*

Literature › Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Ayanfe29(f): 8:48pm On Jun 07, 2020

waywardpikin:
Mehn... Cassy was something else. I don dey go down memory lane like this again. Chai!

Hope you're good?

Lolz... I can imagine

I'm good dear, you?

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:47pm On Jun 07, 2020

BankyGee:
That's my good friend from another thread... I'm not gay o, this one dah you're looking me like that...

I hear you o

Literature › Re: PLAGIARIZED (The Story Was Just The Beginning) by Ayanfe29(f): 8:47pm On Jun 07, 2020

ABCthings:
If it's Nairaland then forget it. Your request has been buried on arrival.

Hmmm... it's well

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Literature › Re: Living To Tell The Story Of My Suicide Note (no To Suicide) by Ayanfe29(f): 6:40am On Jun 07, 2020

Thanks for sharing this story... I'm following keenly but your updates are too short.

Next update please.

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:42pm On Jun 06, 2020

pu7pl3:
Please no let laugh tear your bumbum o

Leave me o

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:13pm On Jun 06, 2020

pu7pl3:
Is it my username that you are spelling like that?

Kikikikiki...... I can't fit laugh o.....lwtmb

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:11pm On Jun 06, 2020

BankyGee:
Oh I remember now. Two men can't be in the same house with one woman na

We've had a tete-a-tete yesterday in our hood, so no cause for alarm baby

Happy weekend to y'all. Ayanfe and I are partying but no one is invited - I dey fear NCDC. We will share the meat on Monday. Stay safe

Hmmmmmmmm.... but he's still stylishly talking to me.... warn him very well o

Let's share it on Friday since it's a public holiday. We'll give everyone but we'd exclude somebori. I'm sure you know who I'm referring to. Lemme not mention someone's name now and dat someone will now be feeling on top of the world

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:09am On Jun 06, 2020

Happy Weekend everyone.... Remember, no partying yet. Please, let's all stay safe.

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:08am On Jun 06, 2020

lovelyetojoy:
drama untop drama
who go settle this matter for us

Lol....na the matter we still dey settle o. We wan go call our village head sef

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:07am On Jun 06, 2020

Davidzy23:

Darkness...

Darkness...

Why are you blowing a kiss to BankyGee?

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:06am On Jun 06, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Darkness

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:06am On Jun 06, 2020

BankyGee:
What happened to the gardener we employed?

You sacked him because you were jealous.

Warn that your friend that likes peeping at me. I won't mention him before he'll say that I can't do without him.

Literature › Re: PLAGIARIZED (The Story Was Just The Beginning) by Ayanfe29(f): 7:03am On Jun 06, 2020

Thanks for the update.

Silver1996, this story, especially chapter two, has really got me thinking. Isn't there a way the MODs of this forum can help you guys with copyright claim or something. For example, when someone wants to copy what he didn't post originally, he would be redirected to the original poster to request for permission or something like that.

I really feel sad when people steal intellectual properties.

Keep up the good work. Remember, no killy killy in this one o...

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Literature › Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Ayanfe29(f): 10:39pm On Jun 05, 2020

waywardpikin:
As in eh, the tin pain me o

But what do you think was Nife's reason for the text?

I guess she must have felt bad for letting you go that way and she probably felt threatened by Cassy's beauty and endowment.

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Literature › Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Ayanfe29(f): 8:58pm On Jun 05, 2020

waywardpikin:
Lol you are probably right about Cassy. Don't worry, the dinner will be much larger tonight.

Thanks for dinner!! Im so full right now!!!

Nife, ur egungun should be careful o, cos na express you dey go.

Wayward, abeg dat girl wey spoil your show with Cassy, trace am o, make we deal with am.

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2020

BankyGee:
Tell the gardener to clear the weed

You are the gardener. That's why you need to give him to drink.

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:05pm On Jun 05, 2020

BankyGee:
Buh she's saying the opposite na and I trust her

Thanks for trusting me. I won't even talk to him again.

As far as I concerned, I don't know anyone who is Pu7pl3!!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:11pm On Jun 04, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

The Elephant's Shadow

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:10pm On Jun 04, 2020*

BankyGee:
Keep the lady bruh... Ayanfe29! Run from this guy or I will take this drug

Modified***
He should keep who? It's like I'm not understanding you o! Make we settle this matter!!

Please, give Pu7pl3 the stuff to drink because he's the weed in our garden of vegetables

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:06pm On Jun 04, 2020

pu7pl3:
You are the one that has refused to leave me alone but you saying I'm bothering you

You better shift before you scatter my Union. BankyGee isn't someone to joke with o

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:04pm On Jun 04, 2020

BankyGee:
Something can't be sweet unless it has been tasted, yes?
Meaning you are the taster and my Ayanfe is the tastee, omg
Ayanfe, tell me this isn't true... You were the tastee?

I'm innocent.... not guilty at all

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:02pm On Jun 04, 2020

pu7pl3:
You are the one that has refused to leave me alone but you saying I'm bothering you

See cheap blackmail o

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