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See the poor wall of the classroom sef

Why didnt she go to Yaba, Mushin, Alaba, Agege or any other Lagos State market?

How much is the spare key to Lexus rx350 2011, the remote key is working well I just need a spare!

Keep it up!

Olorun a so agba di otun!

I have this on my table in the office, is this safe?

Hmmmmmm, misspeaceful you are a student of Eva and in Nairaland, You are up until almost midnight and on line as at 11.03am today during your Second Term Examinations

Brigadier7:
madam pls I want to open a thread with this account of the story! Ppl need to hear this!!! Permission to copy and paste in a new thread!! Let's be the change we want to see!! Teachers disrespect must STOP in the country

Pls go ahead! Am ready to answer any questions on this matter!

I think the matter should be properly investigated before judging the builders of the future generations ie the teachers! The girl came to school late with her face made up as if going for a party!
Was punished and relunctanly obeyed, the Prefect gave her a slight push but she retaliated with a slap!
She was flogged 4 lashes of d cane in d presence of Principal and other teachers cos she slapped the Prefect who represented the Principal.
In that school, there is no bush so cutting the grass for 4 hours did not happen!
Her school uniform was not stained with blood!
She wrote the examination for that day was in d school the following day and wrote the examination again!
Aside Your Parents, the next people you should not lie against are Teachers!
For crying out loud, most of the teachers present there are Grand parents!
If you can read and understand these, thank and pray for your teachers!

My 08033...... and Nokia 3310
Still have the number and it's my hotline!

When you ask her to snap her puzzy with her phone

Been a victim before by health practitioners! I remember a med doctor who was checking my temperature by touching my bubs, incidentally my husband was in d consulting room with me, he later asked for my phone numbers for 'further consultations'
Went for a V swap, the lab technician was literally fingering me
Went for HSG, that's a story for another day!
I see their actions as "it's not their fault, they dare not if I didn't go to them, they will not molest me" let her see it as one of these things!

* can't wear bikini at the beach
* u don't see your bra to buy in regular markets
* restricted to few bra colors
* can't see sexy night gowns to buy and wear.
* getting shirts that will size is a bit hard!
Having water melons has more advantages than having fried egg!!

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The Nollywood star Keneth Okonkwo married Pastor Mercy Ezekiel's daughter of CPM over 10yearsd ago! Was at Uche Okonkwo's wedding today, it was glorious and everybody was served Rice, Water and a pet drink at the Church as takeaway! To God be the Glory! I wish them joy only marriage can bring!

Will be there tomorrow by God's grace! God will bless their Union!

It's not only in Delta state but all over the the so called 'free education' states!!

Ma Naija English!

Congrats!

When he asks her to use her phone and snap her pussy

This is not ATM, it happened few weeks ago at Alausa, Lagos, Nigeria! Went to drop a letter of invitation to an event,as I packed on one of d side street to call n ask for further directions, the guy didn't pick neither replied my sms, a man tapped my car window and told me that I was not aware of my environment in Yoruba Language, he said I will soon get a favorable reply to the letter written earlier, immediately he said that I switched off him n conc on my phone, he said I should stop pressing d phone and talk to him, I asked what he wanted, he said I should give him #500 to buy a bible n a bottle of honey, I made a quick mental arithmetic, how can such amount buy both items? I asked him to leave me that am in d middle of something, he said "haa, I should leave? I looked at him straight in d face ( praying in Holy Ghost) and told him YES!!! He left immediately!

Get paper and a biro or pencil, write intentional, then begin to form two letter words like in, it, an etc then form three letter words like ten ant etc keep forming words until you can't form words again! If he is still busy think of another word!

Nice1

as a teenager I feel so so embarrassed by the size of my twin towers, I grew to love and flaunt them, tho some of the things said are true! others are
can't buy bras online!
can't send someone to buy for you!
can't buy colors apart from Brown, black n white!
the strap had to be wide to give a firm support!
can't leave your room braless,
can't wear strapless blouses or dresses!
I use 40hh cos my side is small!
all said, I love my water melons! as a teenager I feel so so embarrassed by the size of my twin towers, I grew to love and flaunt them, tho some of the things said are true! others are
can't buy bras online!
can't send someone to buy for you!
can't buy colors apart from Brown, black n white!
the strap had to be wide to give a firm support!
can't leave your room braless,
can't wear strapless blouses or dresses!
I use 40hh cos my side is small!
all said, I love my water melons!

wait until you have a son, then you will understand her feelings! it's called Oedipus complex in psychology! tell her often how much you love her and don't stop dotting on your girl child!

I still spit on my urine!

15th of June

Maybe it's a Classics or Latin class!

Its dishing out food in d right proportion! Still do it.....

Yes

Omoonile is a menace! Even if you want to renovate, they will still come! To be on a safe side, add their money to the cost of building and spread it over on your incoming tenants else they will stop d work on your site, destroy your workers equipments and sell the land to other buyers! be patient with them, their time is limited after your house warming(when you move into your house), they will stop coming!