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Romance / Re: Hair Stylist Storms Ikeja City Mall Unclad Because Of Iphone 8 (Photos) by ayanfemy(f): 8:37pm On Aug 12, 2019
Why didnt she go to Yaba, Mushin, Alaba, Agege or any other Lagos State market?
Autos / Re: Fix Your Car Keys And Remote by ayanfemy(f): 12:30pm On Jan 21, 2018
How much is the spare key to Lexus rx350 2011, the remote key is working well I just need a spare!
Fashion / Re: This Weight Loss Viral Photo Will Leave You Speechless by ayanfemy(f): 8:59am On Feb 18, 2017
Keep it up!
Culture / Re: Celestial Shepherd, Abegunde Gathers Men Of God To Pray At Bishop Oyedepo’s Town by ayanfemy(f): 9:29am On Nov 28, 2016
Olorun a so agba di otun!
Health / Re: Dieffenbachia Can Kill A Child In Less Than A Minute And An Adult In 15 by ayanfemy(f): 2:42pm On Apr 18, 2016
I have this on my table in the office, is this safe?

Education / Re: Student Battered By Principal Of Eva Adelaja Girls Secondary -"Graphic Pictures" by ayanfemy(f): 11:36am On Mar 22, 2016
Hmmmmmm, misspeaceful you are a student of Eva and in Nairaland, You are up until almost midnight and on line as at 11.03am today during your Second Term Examinations

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Education / Re: Student Battered By Principal Of Eva Adelaja Girls Secondary -"Graphic Pictures" by ayanfemy(f): 8:36pm On Mar 21, 2016
Brigadier7:
madam pls I want to open a thread with this account of the story! Ppl need to hear this!!! Permission to copy and paste in a new thread!! Let's be the change we want to see!! Teachers disrespect must STOP in the country
Pls go ahead! Am ready to answer any questions on this matter!
Education / Re: Student Battered By Principal Of Eva Adelaja Girls Secondary -"Graphic Pictures" by ayanfemy(f): 8:14pm On Mar 21, 2016
I think the matter should be properly investigated before judging the builders of the future generations ie the teachers! The girl came to school late with her face made up as if going for a party!
Was punished and relunctanly obeyed, the Prefect gave her a slight push but she retaliated with a slap!
She was flogged 4 lashes of d cane in d presence of Principal and other teachers cos she slapped the Prefect who represented the Principal.
In that school, there is no bush so cutting the grass for 4 hours did not happen!
Her school uniform was not stained with blood!
She wrote the examination for that day was in d school the following day and wrote the examination again!
Aside Your Parents, the next people you should not lie against are Teachers!
For crying out loud, most of the teachers present there are Grand parents!
If you can read and understand these, thank and pray for your teachers!

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Phones / Re: Remember This? First generation SIM packs (photo) by ayanfemy(f): 8:03pm On Feb 24, 2016
My 08033...... and Nokia 3310
Still have the number and it's my hotline!
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Pictures To Help You Relax After Work by ayanfemy(f): 9:03pm On Feb 09, 2016
When you ask her to snap her puzzy with her phone

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Health / Re: OMG, How Unprofessional?! Molested By Male Doctor Who Fondled Her Boobs?!! by ayanfemy(f): 11:06am On Feb 08, 2016
Been a victim before by health practitioners! I remember a med doctor who was checking my temperature by touching my bubs, incidentally my husband was in d consulting room with me, he later asked for my phone numbers for 'further consultations'
Went for a V swap, the lab technician was literally fingering me
Went for HSG, that's a story for another day!
I see their actions as "it's not their fault, they dare not if I didn't go to them, they will not molest me" let her see it as one of these things!

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Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by ayanfemy(f): 9:37am On Jan 29, 2016
* can't wear bikini at the beach
* u don't see your bra to buy in regular markets
* restricted to few bra colors
* can't see sexy night gowns to buy and wear.
* getting shirts that will size is a bit hard!
Having water melons has more advantages than having fried egg!!
Properties / 3 Bedroom Flats To Let! by ayanfemy(f): 7:32pm On Dec 19, 2015
Three bedroom flats now letting at 7 Yomi Kuye close off Ololade Ave, Shangisha Magodo axis Lagos! Call 08159794141for details!
Religion / Re: Traditional Wedding Of Bishop Mike Okonkwo's Child (Photos) by ayanfemy(f): 3:07pm On Nov 07, 2015
The Nollywood star Keneth Okonkwo married Pastor Mercy Ezekiel's daughter of CPM over 10yearsd ago! Was at Uche Okonkwo's wedding today, it was glorious and everybody was served Rice, Water and a pet drink at the Church as takeaway! To God be the Glory! I wish them joy only marriage can bring!

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Religion / Re: Bishop Mike Okonkwo’s Daughter To Wed (photos) by ayanfemy(f): 6:45pm On Nov 06, 2015
Will be there tomorrow by God's grace! God will bless their Union!
Education / Re: Pupils Still Sit On Bare Floor To Learn At Schools In Delta (photo) by ayanfemy(f): 9:32pm On Sep 22, 2015
It's not only in Delta state but all over the the so called 'free education' states!!
Celebrities / Re: Please Stop Insulting Onyeka Onwenu By Calling Her "Elegant Stallion" by ayanfemy(f): 9:45am On Aug 23, 2015
Ma Naija English!
Education / Re: Is This Kind Of Waec Result Possible - ( Photo) by ayanfemy(f): 11:25pm On Aug 20, 2015
Congrats!
Romance / Re: When You Ask A Nigerian Gal For Unclad Pix by ayanfemy(f): 11:48pm On Aug 19, 2015
When he asks her to use her phone and snap her pussy

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Business / Re: At ATM Points; Is This The New Form Of Begging? by ayanfemy(f): 5:52pm On Aug 10, 2015
This is not ATM, it happened few weeks ago at Alausa, Lagos, Nigeria! Went to drop a letter of invitation to an event,as I packed on one of d side street to call n ask for further directions, the guy didn't pick neither replied my sms, a man tapped my car window and told me that I was not aware of my environment in Yoruba Language, he said I will soon get a favorable reply to the letter written earlier, immediately he said that I switched off him n conc on my phone, he said I should stop pressing d phone and talk to him, I asked what he wanted, he said I should give him #500 to buy a bible n a bottle of honey, I made a quick mental arithmetic, how can such amount buy both items? I asked him to leave me that am in d middle of something, he said "haa, I should leave? I looked at him straight in d face ( praying in Holy Ghost) and told him YES!!! He left immediately!
Career / Re: Things To Do While Waiting For A Busy Big Man by ayanfemy(f): 12:39am On Jul 25, 2015
Get paper and a biro or pencil, write intentional, then begin to form two letter words like in, it, an etc then form three letter words like ten ant etc keep forming words until you can't form words again! If he is still busy think of another word!
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Ranked Nigeria’s Best University, 8th In Africa by ayanfemy(f): 2:29pm On Jul 07, 2015
Nice1
Romance / Re: The Pains Of A Busty Lady. by ayanfemy(f): 3:29pm On Jul 02, 2015
as a teenager I feel so so embarrassed by the size of my twin towers, I grew to love and flaunt them, tho some of the things said are true! others are
can't buy bras online!
can't send someone to buy for you!
can't buy colors apart from Brown, black n white!
the strap had to be wide to give a firm support!
can't leave your room braless,
can't wear strapless blouses or dresses!
I use 40hh cos my side is small!
all said, I love my water melons! coolas a teenager I feel so so embarrassed by the size of my twin towers, I grew to love and flaunt them, tho some of the things said are true! others are
can't buy bras online!
can't send someone to buy for you!
can't buy colors apart from Brown, black n white!
the strap had to be wide to give a firm support!
can't leave your room braless,
can't wear strapless blouses or dresses!
I use 40hh cos my side is small!
all said, I love my water melons!
Family / Re: Is Anything Wrong With My Wife's Question? (pic) by ayanfemy(f): 2:19pm On Jul 02, 2015
wait until you have a son, then you will understand her feelings! it's called Oedipus complex in psychology! tell her often how much you love her and don't stop dotting on your girl child!

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Family / Re: checkout Some hilarious Childhood Rumours That Went Viral/Worldwide by ayanfemy(f): 5:08pm On Jun 14, 2015
I still spit on my urine!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by ayanfemy(f): 5:27pm On Apr 26, 2015
15th of June
Education / Re: See Pic Of Bored Student Attending A Lecture At The University Of Ibadan In 1953 by ayanfemy(f): 10:50am On Mar 24, 2015
Maybe it's a Classics or Latin class! grin
Family / Re: Mothers, How Many Of You Still Do This? by ayanfemy(f): 8:27pm On Jan 11, 2015
Its dishing out food in d right proportion! Still do it.....

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Nairaland / General / Re: Back In The Dayz: Did You Rock This Pomade? by ayanfemy(f): 11:32pm On Dec 24, 2014
Yes
Properties / Re: How To Avoid Paying The Dreaded Omonile Signing Fees Scam In Lagos And Ogun by ayanfemy(f): 10:57am On Aug 15, 2014
Omoonile is a menace! Even if you want to renovate, they will still come! To be on a safe side, add their money to the cost of building and spread it over on your incoming tenants grin else they will stop d work on your site, destroy your workers equipments and sell the land to other buyers! be patient with them, their time is limited after your house warming(when you move into your house), they will stop coming!

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Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by ayanfemy(f): 8:28am On May 07, 2013
Misunderstood_G:
[size=20pt]MURJAH KALANDI
ENG 41
ECONS 42
GEO 42
MATHS 47
AGG 172[/size]

Thanks and God bless real good!

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