₦airaland Forum

tolulinks:
Thunder fire Ganduje. Ndi Parasite.

Thunder is already firing , steeming and cooking your rotten head that's loaded with dead brain cells. What a shame on you that you cannot sit down and think properly.

Let your dysfunctional, rotten brain grab the fact that the Southern Governors led by the mischievous Fáyemí omo Ifá, a worshipper of the deity called Ifá deceiving you he is a Christian (kiriyó) is just making nonsensical and unintelligent statement about this zoning thing.

Prosperous111:
E never reach 6 months dem don dey share am

Anything built on falsehood can never last. That is the way Pastor Adeboye's Redeem Church will become after his death. There will be a bigger fight and uproar after Adeboye's

mountmoriah:
u gat brain

He got no brain, he has just fallen for a big lie of an Afghan Minister who has embezzled more than enough but now deceiving the world that he just got a job in Germany as a pizza delivery guy.

Alhamdulillah the Taliban is here to teach the those other crooks left behind a bitter lesson.

Taliban has outsmarted America. The Yankees are in serious trouble. From now on till Christmas time and beyond, it will be bad, bad news for the Yankees, because the Brand New TALIBAN has come to teach the Yankees a very BITTER Lesson.

Mikecold:
I can't reply all your shallow epistle

Firstly Muslims nationally are the ones testifying how good and generous a man Joshua was

Even your Co abduls would tell you this on nairaland

Secondly the collapse at scoan was a building accident just like the ones that happen in Mecca too where people die

It is quite different from issuing fatwa on someone like sheik Pantami did in killing Samuel achi

Bla bla bla trash you said about miracles

Then finally you talked about good Muslim sheik too, my initial question was you mention just one known nationally for good deeds and you are foaming in the mouth

Definitely you are the one with very shallow thought.

People are definitely going to readily praise a 'generous' show man like T B Joshua, it's normal and expected. Do not forget that Satan is equally so generous to his followers. Do you remember how satan even enticed the biblical Jesus with the good things of the world?

The building collapse at SCOAN that led to the death of many people was caused by the greed of your late fake prophet and his associates who chosed to use inferior building materials and unprofessional workmanship to erect the collapsed building. The incident at Mecca was caused by the fall of a giant mechanical building crane due to high wind. Now you know the difference.

While you remain encapsulated in your cocoon of ignorance, Muslims in Nigeria are touching lives of people without making noise or showmanship about it. It's not in the Muslim's nature.

Osidazz19:
And this your con man Pastor was a good man? The one that killed many when a roof collapsed. In some countries, he would have been locked up for crimes against humanity. All the fake miracles collecting members money and lying to them?
Just because people don't like talking bad about the dead in African cultures does not mean he was a good man.

There are millions of absolutely fantastic good Muslims all over Nigeria that are respected in their communities.
Just because you don't know one means nothing.
It's very obvious from your fanatical question that you are a brainwashed religious fanatic.
Go and wake up your dead pastor with your fake miracle that he was using to wake up dead bodies before he died. He claimed he can wake up the dead.....mumu sheep...

All your pastors that can see tomorrow but they can't see when bad things are about to happen to them or cure Covid.

Bye bye religious fanatical mumu, I have better things to do than argue with an already blind closed minded brainwashed religious fanatic.

Thanks for such a brilliant and sincere response to @Mikecold.

Mikecold:
Abdul, you arrived late o

Come and see the way Muslims were trooping in to give their last respect to Joshua and explain how he affected their lives

You are here talking of coin artist but you won't classify sheik Gumi the Terrorist Negotiatior as one

Some one who aids Boko Haram/bandits killing of thousands

Are we discussing Sheikh Gumi or the dead 'self proclaimed prophet' called T B Joshua?

If you want to discuss Sheikh Gumi open a thread please.

NigeriaNawa:
TB Joshua the con artist ?

YES a gentle but deadly CLEVER Con Artist. The man who read a lot of James Hardley Chase novels while in school and combined it with Black Magic to set up the Synagogue church.

Listen to what one of his earliest followers (Mr. Badewa) confession about him:

"It was through TB Joshua I knew what they called "Odu Ifa" (divination). At our old site, he pressed this thing there......I asked him 'What is this?' He replied by saying it is one of the powers I went to get.......

"There was this twin's head that he's having at the old site, quote me anywhere. When he took me there in 1994 around June I was the only one with him at the "mountain" he sent everbody away he wrapped all these things together in which nobody can suspect and dropped it in a river we called 'Jordan River' where there are planks.......

"He said, you see when somebody dies you can use him for anything......"

- Culled from: NEW TREASURE MAGAZINE
November 12, 2001.

[quote author=wwwihy post=103117244]Onye Dot[/quote]Evil Pastor: Beware of Pastors!

Are these boozmen 'cleansing' their king's palace?

fergie001:
The picture quality is sharp

How Nigerians wish the brains of those officials in the picture are as sharp and the weapons of those military officers with glistening uniform are as sharp and deadly to combat the insurgency ravaging the land.

Faber:
Ikpeazu and co go dey piss for their boxers now.

"They will kill us. We will kill them and in the end Biafra will come"

Then Biafra will experience the worst of South Sudan post independence war situation.

So, will Biafra existence be actually worth it?

kktbm:
We understand but, even USA, a country with high crime rate, home of fraudsters(if you know you know), also a better nation didn’t ban crypto.

Cryptocurrency is the future

Well what do I know

You know nothing and you are as dumb as Atiku Abubakar calling on CBN not to ban what has been BANNED since 2017.

Ask yourself how a currency that you have been told has a roll out limit is the future!

The only stupid thing CBN did that made it as dumb as you and Atiku was to be calling on banks NOW to close their cryptocurrency accounts knowing fully well it's been on since all these years.

thesicilian:
A good pastor will confirm the source of a gift before accepting it. A truly called man of God will have revelations about the gift and it's bearer even before they arrive.

So, you believe your pastors are actually getting revelations from God?

Stop deceiving yourself. The best your pastors could get are:

☆• Information that gets to him through his planted agents who are monitoring the church members.

☆• Information getting to him through spirit mediums with the backing of witchdoctors/Misguided Clerics and other magical powers.

Johuche2020:
What I Saw In Church Today.

As we all know, Indigenous people of Biafra (IPOB) was declared a terrorist group by the Nigeria government, and recently, the Rivers state government went further to ban all the activities of the said group, Making it illegal for anyone to identify his/herself with IPOB in Rivers state.

While in Church today, I saw a chair donated by IPOB to a church in Rivers state.

I wanted to discuss this with the Priest. Hoping to make him see reasons why this chairs should be removed from the church premises or to wipe off the write up on the chair.

What's your take on this?

It's highly likely that Nnamdi Kanu directed Judas to steal the chair from IPOB and brought it to the church to create confusion like the confusion Donald Trump is creating in their America.

No matter how joyous any 'kiriyo' on Nairaland want to be about this discovery which is loaded with a lot of IT SEEMS, the REAL fact remains that:

●Jesus Christ, the son of Mary was NOT a Christian while on earth.

●Jesus Christ did not preach Christianity.

●Jesus Christ did not worship inside a Church.

●Jesus Christ did not set aside Sunday as day of worship.

IamWonderful:
So this one too is pastor's wife

.......With all the fake load she call her hair loaded on her head and the husband, Pastor Bakare happy for finding a fake 'headmistress,' disobeying the very bible he said he's teaching? Dem are bloody hypocrites.

Opoki:
Your next first lady, insha Allah

By the grace of the Almighty Allah Pastor Tunde Bakare will NEVER rule Nigeria. No nation should trust a man who left ISLAM.

Only people who are ungrateful to their creator and sick upstairs does that.

Will you like Nigeria to be ruled by such a deranged man? Definitely NOT

I hope he remember to include Pastor Enoch Adeboye's wife name among those sued, because she granted a lot of energy to those guys by the load of Puff Puff sent to them. See her confession:

''This morning I woke up early to do something to contribute my own quota to the clamor for reforms across all sectors in Nigeria. I realized that Interdenominational sunday services were going to be held at the major protest venues in Lagos and if I cant be there in person I can send something, so I decided to make puff puff for everyone at the venues this morning. I pray that the Nigeria we all wish for, for ourselves and the generation unborn will be achieved by the special grace of our lord Jesus Christ. Amen.
#ENDSARS - @lindaikejisblog

saaphiere:
Imagine! Just 3 small balls.
Market: Woji Estate market.

What's the complain about? So, as we Nigerians like to compare their America with Nigeria, I dare tell you that you got a good bargain fetching those 3 onion bulbs for =N=200. Those 3 will fetch you at least $1 in their America. So, do the arithmetic properly then you should know what you could have paid.

When vehicles loading onions and other agricultural produce down south were burnt down by IPOB then you should know that the market rule of demand and supply will inevitably come to play coupled with the fact that onions are not actually in season now.

If our farmers and those in the chain of getting farm produce down to us across the nation tow the wicked path of our rulers, one onion will cost a thousand naira.

So, go ahead and mange your onions, that's the sign of the time we find ourselves.

Okoroawusa:
After the investigation if you have nothing to hide then your account will be unfrozen...

Just chill...

......and the government should ensure her irritating and
devilish dreadlocks are shaved clean with broken bottles.

She looks more devilish than the worst SARS men.

Yankee101:
Even animals are treated better than this in some countries

YES, because some animals behave better than some people in this country.

#When a Nigerian lady wears what should be an underwear and parade the streets with coloured hair like a bird trying to imitate the YANKEES who have lost their senses she deserves some whipping.

#When a Nigerian youth wears irritating devilish dreadlocks he deserves emergency hair cut with broken bottles and not a scissors.

SEGLIZ:
what is it with this guy and church?

Because he hates all the wrong things your so-called 'Men of God' are doing like this:

https://news.yahoo.com/church-burns-altar-where-priest-201506389.html?soc_src=community&soc_trk=wa

nairaman66:
So called repentant boko haram members should be killed as well. Just my thoughts.

So far, this government have forgotten about its obligations to its citizens. Selective justice everywhere!

How dare you compare Gold to a Rusty Bronze!

Gana is a common criminal with no cause, while credible history tells us that Boko Haram has a just cause. The facts are there.

RedboneSmith:
These names are as a result of very extensive contact with European traders, from the 16th century on. The European traders had a hard time pronouncing the native names of their Ijaw and Efik trade partners. So they either Europreanised their native names or gave them pure European aliases which stuck. Yellowe for instance was Europeanised from Iyala; Horsfall from Osifolo. Henshaw, Ephraim, Duke, Hogan, Cobham, etc all have native Efik equivalents which I don't remember offhand.

The fact that Governor Wike's name stands 'gidigba' like the rock of Gibraltar without undergoing any Europeanisation shows your claim is FAKE.

It's time for the Minister of Women Affairs, Mrs. Pauline Tallen to do something about the way women are re-creating themselves in the name of fashion and turning themselves to detestables. It's clear that a lot of women have lost the sense of what beauty is all about.

I feel like weeping when I encounter some women, because I do wonder about the sort of rubbish some women load on their head and call 'my hair' or the fake eye lashes some fixed that turned them to instant monsters.

The corruption that has taken Nigeria hostage is no doubt what is reflecting on the heads of these women. It is definitely corruption when you chose to wear European hair while you are an African woman, you are a thief no doubt when you do that.

There is nothing more appealing like your natural self, unfortunately however a lot of our women have become so greedy for the unnatural and they are systematically destroying the society and digging their own graves.

The lady whose very long BUT fake hair got entangled in the motor cycle wheel should be a wake up call for all the fake beauties.

jrusky:
Bro the calibre of Olukoya are tok big to steal £150,000 abeggyy.

Only MFM in Indo state or River state state or Abia talkless of Lagos can raused more than eith ease if Olukoya need that amount bro.

I have attend a church programme in a church not in region of Olukoya status that just a member i mean one man donated N100million bro pls leave talk Nigerians get money biko.

Even the WWE superstar Odumeje who just started can not steal £150,000 bro these are guys are rich pls leave talk.

£150,000 my foot!!!

If you can read between the lines you will see that pastor Olukoya has clearly admitted that he has a thief in his London church who paid the £150,000 into his personal account. So what are you talking about?

If you witnessed one man who donated =N=100 million in a church, believe me that you witnessed nothing but money laundering.

This is one of the things CAMA has come to checkmate.

Joedave25:
It's because of corruption. The FG want RCCG to give them the money instead of executing the project just like Winners Chapel Ota battled with Ogun state government to allow the church rehabilitate Idiroko Road where the church is situated.

Nigerian Politicians are the highest scammers in the world. They have emptied the Treasury of the Country, borrowed massively from China etal up to the point where your 4th Generation will hardly repay the Loans. Now they have turned their focus on Religious bodies and NGOs to continue their relooting.

Wake up Nairalandals and say no to this move. Needless to argue uneccesarily about this move by FG.FG is targeting at imposing Taxation on them to relooting.Religious bodies and NGOs are still better than FG and Polithievians accross the States, MDAs and FG in terms of welfare.They are the last resort to the common man than your FG.

I stand with Religious bodies (CAN) and NGOs on this matter.

If you really stand 'gidigba' with CAN on this matter then that means you belong to Team JUDAS.

Igbochief001:
it's the job of the federal government to protect it's citizens from scammers

Yes.....and it has become so clear that a lot of places of worship are:

1.) Scamming their members
2.) Grooming scammers from their congregation
3.) Aiding Scammers

They must submit to CAMA.

Enough of the scamming while hiding under religion.

CAMA is here to calm them down.

Billygee2u:
I love your write up.May I know you GeeKy Babe?I have been suffering this ulcer years before I come to China over six year now.I have been to many hospitals here in China ,yet they can't help to cure it.I want to be contacting you for questions anytime I am confused about this tips.
Thanks and remain bless.

If you are in China and you cannot find solution to your ulcer, then you are REALLY not in China.

Are they going to court to correct the anomaly or targeting =N=50 billion?

[quote author= post=90295694]10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki[/quote].........because the Delegates are coming from America and Europe