₦airaland Forum

fadilaMaikiriki:
Just wanted to know if there are better alternatives that I can use, because I do take pap all the time, and I don't use sugar for it, I use milk instead. So, I want to know if there are milks that can't make me fart, so that I can use them instead of the one I've been using before

Alternatives I know are:

1.) Soya Beans Milk (you can buy soya beans and prepare it yourself at home).

2.) Almond Breeze (Sweetened and Unsweetened available at supermarkets, but very expensive).

fadilaMaikiriki:
If only one can do voicenote on nairaland, you would have heard it. I just farted while typing this. I'm just tired honestly. Please, if you have or know any solution, do recommend please. Thanks.

You alone can help yourself, because you said it happens whenever you take milk.

The question then is: MUST YOU TAKE MILK?

If your answer is YES! Then keep farting and stop complaining.

DrGoodman:
Pastor Reno Omokri will very readily convert to Islam this very moment, but not for the right reasons of piety or satisfying his religious cravings, he will convert just to be given something to eat.

So far, everyone has ignored his childish tantrums.

Peter Obi made him look like a fool, refusing to give him anything to chew back after months of abusing the innocent man. Then he turned to igbos, and they all ignored him like a leper, he even started revising the civil war history, but like an infected Ebola patient, everyone ignored him again.

Please help reno, he's going to run mad soon if nobody responds to him

When your fellow Christian challenge you and you have no solution to the challenge, then take that moment for deep reflection about your religion.

GanagiBitrus:
The Levitical laws are in Torah under Judaism.
Christ's teachings & Christianity do not necessarily uphold those laws. Reason why the Jews were in enmity with Jesus & sought to kill him severally.
The outward appearance you consider unworthy may be quite normal in some parts of the world, so it is not a sin itself.

You are not saying the truth.

Jesus has nothing to do with Christianity. Quite unfortunate that you have been consumed by the lying spirit of Paul.

Jesus Christ as a Jewishman clearly made it clear in your bible that:

"I have not come to destroy the laws of the Prophets but to fulfil it...."

Stop following Paul's teachings, Paul was a smart fraudulent 419er of his time.

tollyboy5:


I keep saying that many people will just open the bible and read the opinions of Paul when he was writing letters to different churches and now want to enforce Paul letters as the standard of Christianity.
Paul was not even amongst those that were with Christ and understood all what Christ was about. People like peter, James etc. Paul was an apostle like Barnabas and need validation from the disciples of Christ.
Any time you want to see a pastor or anyone cap about the bible they will quickly open to one of the books written by Paul.

Many people don't know that the Hebrew or Jewish religious practice is nothing similar or close to Christianity, its even closer to Islam than christian.

Without data I'm very sure an Israeli can easily switch to practice Islam compared to practicing Christianity.

Christians should get wiser!

A man called Paul who NEVER met Jesus Christ in his time on earth wrote series of letters, wherein he distorted Jesus Christ's clear teachings and yet got his letters embedded in the bible. Are letters inspired words? How can you call the bible holy with all those distortions of the original teachings of Jesus Christ?

Paul is definitely a Fraud.

Ocandor:
Obi would have made Nigeria alot better than the way it is now.


Tinubu is a bad mistake

Peter Obi: Ocandor, stop lying on my behalf,
and please respect our President
Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

siofragspot:
We look forward to improved roads with PPP.


Buhari failed terribly

Only Adamu Adamu admitted his own failure, but someone else said he had done his best

Righthussle:
And pastors have been accepting this man's money as offering and tithe.

Do they care where the money comes from? Definitely NOT!

Gossiphub:
They keep adding more lies to the ones they already lied…. When will it stop?

When you close your Gossip Hub and tear into
shreds your Amebo Certificate.

Isobug:
You think we have forgotten what you said about Buhari. You foist him on us and later begin to to talk bad about him. You have started again.

I don't think Soyinka actually said this though. Trust no media house

He said it, unfortunately however Obidients have been taken over by the spirit of lies and doubts.

Peter Obi has infected you all with the spirit of Lies and doubt.

The 'Gbajue' Gangsters, now you have a new name courtesy of Prof. Wole Soyinka.

Congratulations, BUT try and spearhead the renovation of that area behind you.

They should mind their business and let JAMB do her work.

Infact they should learn how to function well from JAMB.

Mmesoma is a 19 year old brilliant fraudster who is legally qualified to carry her cross.

SeriouslySense:
Why are you teaching presenting Islam on a Christian thread.

She can always visit your threads, if she is interested.

Anyway, just saying. What if i came to your thread, and presented the Gospel will that be okay.

It was not tagged a Christian thread, moreso the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria allows freedom of speech.

That lady needs deliverance from Satan Ambassadors and I am happy to offer my sincere advise to her.

chigoziri2403:
It's your first time in the church
Its okay to feel ostracised
With time, you will feel among
Probably buy a few trousers and brush up your queen's English
As for speaking in tongues...... Maybe you learn a foreign language or an indigenous language like efik or birom

Your recommendations are perfect if she wants to by all means remain among those who fool themselves, knowing fully well that they are fooling themselves.

I however see in her a lady that wants to serve God decently, so I believe your recommendations are going to be rejected by her.

I pray she finds satisfaction in the natural and perfect religion Jesus Christ the son of Mary practiced - ISLAM.

Congratulations to the wise humble guy of great intellect brain-wise and football-foot-wise.

By now, those mocking him that he uses a cooper an old school Samsung phone with broken face will see how stup!d they are.

4labi1:
This is just a rubish development... How is 140 over 400 a good score. 180 was me trying to understand 140 is an insult on people intelligence level.

Mr. Intelligent, this is just to make dull students like you to be so happy that you are good to go to a university, but you may not be admitted afterall; because others scored far better marks than 140.

So, know it well that you cannot be more intelligent than JAMB as the policy maker.

Hope you get it Afolábí

Ofunaofu:
This is more like a mockery

Because as far as Nigerians are concerned, Tinubu only went there to kiss, hug, shake hands, peck and smile at other attendees of the summit

When Ofunaofu speaks, everyone knows that an ÒPÒNÚ has spoken, not on behalf of Nigerians, but on behalf of Obid!ots.

Peter Obi should intervene immediately by converting his highest votes in the Presidential Election in Lagos to lands in Lagos for his ungrateful Igbo kinsmen.

IVORY2009:
A dead fish can not be sweet again in soup

Obidient-Obid!ots will forever stink inside-out. They are nothing but Dirty, Evil Souls and a laughing stock.

Peter Obi and all unrepentant Obidient-Obid!ots will live the rest of their time on earth a Sad lot.

FalseProphet1:
I see Nigeria lifting that trophy.

This I have seen.

Unfortunately your Name is a spirit dampner! Are you related to Pastor Feyiropo?

kekakuz:
My first daughter happens to live with her mum and i only get to see her Like once a week or less.

I have noticed that when ever she talks to me on phone, she talks like an adult. She says things only an experienced person would say.for example, she called me to buy 3 cakes for her birthday and I questioned why.

She said because the last time I bought her cake was for her 1st birthday and I have to buy for all the years I did not buy.recently, I asked her who is God and she said God is a spirit that lives in heaven and is on the water and he created everything from the the water.

Even though this sounds incoherent and funny, I don't expect such answer from a 4 years old girl.

Today, I called her to myself and ask her what of her mum and she answered "which one" I was shocked .

I proceeded to ask her how many mum does she have and she said "my mum dies long time ago and this one is her second mum" I was shocked to the bone.

So I separated her from her siblings and asked deeper questions even tho I didn't want her to feel scared. She also told me she had 2 othere siblings and called their names. Told me where she lived before and this is where I stopped.

I have always wanted to belive In Reincarnation and this is proof before my very eyes .

Guys what do you think and how do I handle this

Since you already got the proof of your so-called reincarnation of which you said: "I have always wanted to belive in", then why are you bothering people here?

But the TRUTH is that when you die, there is no coming back to the world again until resurrection day BUT if you are the type of father or you have a wife that has alliance with SATAN instead of dedicating your life to GOD, then it is possible for GOD to permit SATAN to mess up your life with such child you are talking about.

I will however advise you to be very careful with that 4 years old child and not jump into the conclusion that you have come to, because that child might just be talking innocently. The child might have watched too much Nollywood weird films (if you and your wife have exposed the child to such).

If such acts continue under the new governor of Kano state at the instigation of Kwankwaso, then it is highly likely that Kano will unfortunately at a point witness a catastrophic tragedy as a state.

sukkot:
So I went to see my gurl Hilda Baci to see what she got cooking. had to empty the bank akant just to bring yall this content. the place is alright, the AC is very strong, its small and cute.

The food prices? A bit on the high side for like swallow eaters like soup starts from 5000 naira. Just the soup alone without the meat and swallow. the rice i bought is 1500, the fish 2000 and malt is 400 for a total of 3900 naira. the food was straight up garbage. TAsted horrible. I could only stomach half of it till i abandoned the rest. I give it a solid 3 out of 10.

The positives are the AC is very cold and the malt was very cold. would i go back ? nope

Next time note the fact that being able to cook for hours does not imply the Cook as in @Hilda Baci could cook a delicious meal.

gift2xl:
Rotimi Amaechi and his wife, Judith were also present

Is he an LP member, should have been at BAT inauguration.

Rotimi Amaechi is an arrogant, over ambitious sore loser, if he did not manage his emotion very well, he will be put to shame by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, if care is not taken, Rotimi Amaechi may suffer serious mental issues the way he's going.

muykem:
Who is taking clown serious again?

Nobody because:
Peter Obi is a YES DADDY BOY

We now know that HILDA BACI is not a Chef, but the Queen of Sodom and Gomorah.

Don't come near her food henceforth or else you will be loading yourself with a mountain of SH!!!!!T.

They are worthy South Africans because they have come out sincerely to declare who they are, but in our Nigeria they could have declared being Pastors, whereas using their 'traditional thing' behind the curtains of their pulpits to deceive the world that they are for Jesus Christ, the son of Mary when they are actually the soldiers of the Anti-Christ.

Bossly:
Not even okada?
Bicycle?

Zoo army 🤣

It's a strategic and well thought out reward.

The Nigerian Army is smarter than you. It's not that they cannot reward with even cars, but they want their men to be physically and mentally fit, hence the bicycle as a choice of reward.

Learn to salute and appreciate those who are smarter than you, and stop being a greedy soul.

References1:
https://thewhistler.ng/el-rufai-im-not-interested-in-tinubus-appointment/

This is a WRONG and DISHONEST Headline capture from 'thewhistler.'

You just whistled your unprofessionalism.

Stop Your Misinformation.

Mrfixiit:
You know who am talking about because everyone knows who truly won the election

Everyone = Every Obidient-Obid!ots

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu mandate stands gìdìgbà like the Rock of Gibraltar.

Yemi Osinbajo will no doubt pick up his well fitting job of ICE CREAM selling which VP-elect Kashim Shettima said people will easily identify him with.

Osinbajo is dead politically and will so remain after failing in his longer-throat attempt at occupying the Presidential Villa after President Muhammad Buhari.

When the President-Elect, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu takes over in-sha-Allah as President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Yemi Osinbajo will be selling his Ice Cream with Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie as the Saleswoman.