₦airaland Forum

yellowpawpaw: I've been turning and tossin in my big bed since. No sleep. Hubby vex go childrens room.which kain winch be dis one this nite?
I cast and bind!
I reject it!
Sleep,u must come by fire by force now!
(Una sorry o! House, how una dey?)
I call on sleep to appear now!
Amen!!!

YPP dear..sorry jare, I feel you on this. Next time, drag Oga back to bed joor..abi wush one Oga no dey, wey he suppose help your "condition"..the sleep go come one time! Beeni

kraziechic: Ayaf consider it, but the mod of the romance say me I'm too sexy to join loca competision like naira. They say it is internasiona competision like World miss anorexia that I entered.

Heheheehe ..I gif up

Kraziechic, I looking your profilig pilx and you is look very segzy . Has you considad gone for Miss nairaland

you guys are bleeping funny..chai, na wa o

chaircover: Love you too babes so long as you dont call my oyinbo YP names

[s]it seems that you like guys cos na only guys names you mention o! I no dey oooooo. I heard that NL guys are baddddd ooo!!! [/s]

Heheheehe ..this Madam CC don finish me o! Lol

I actually love reading from their men point of view..daz all

yellowpawpaw: If I get u eeh, walahi talahi, I will dismember u!
Olode abi olodo!
I get single bone o!

Hehehehe

chaircover: Okay for the first time ever on NL . . .I am going to explain the concept behind chaircover

Funny enough it was a very very simple concept

I was part of a hire business that hired out party supplies such as chairs, table cloths, wedding table centerpieces etc

Hmmm, Chaircover! I like the personality behind that name . Love reading your comments on issues raised..thumbs up to you!

Waiting for biolabee, bellong, dayokanu etc..

yellowpawpaw: e.g if I annoy u,u can call me efeefe in annoyance.

Noted.

Royal Roy: Ayde...welcome on board. Feel free to pop in with your comments more often!!

How come so many Amala loving people plenty for family section?

Where is Baba Oyo?
Make Baba come open e-restaurant o!!

Thanks Loyal Roy ..ermm, Royal I mean.

Yes o, be like say TeamAmala plenti for hia. Baba Oya where you dey o, your e-customers don dey wait you o

This sounds like fun .

My name is ayde..(Pronounced Heidi..I guess ) lol..

Married to my knight in shining armour with 2 wonderful kids. I call them my treasures..#shoutout to you babies .

An addict to this family section but a stealth reader, because you will hardly see my comments (trying to turn a new leaf though).

From Oyo State (shoutout to babaoyo ).
Live in Lagos
Favourite food - amala with ewedu and fresh fish stew :p
Colours - brown and cream
Hobbies - reading and cooking

Marriage to me is a gift from God meant to be enjoyed and not endured. Needs a lot of patience, tolerance, wisdom...and above all prayers.

Hmmm, I'm loving my marriage and thank God for it. Oluwa o se o!

Very funny jokes.
VanTee20 where are you oh!!!

thorpido: Breastfeeding as a form of contraceptive is only effective in the first 2 months and if the mother is doing exclusive breastfeeding.At 8mths,u will VERY likely get pregnant.If you are reading this as a woman,don't use breastfeeding as a form of contraception after just the first 2 months,it will likely fail.

Yes very true. I later found this fact out. Thanks.

LewsTherin: With all this talk about 2 years still breast feeding and tandem feeding and all what not, what does the husband do during this time, hmmm? Or is it a "Lagbaja nothing for you" thing?

Lol, very funny . Well in my own case, it was "Lagbaja something for you" . Daddy had his own time and babies had theirs too.

^^ lol, exactly. My mother-in-law and sister in particular were always talking about it.I heard stuff like "ur baby will fall sick", "it's not good for the unborn child", "you will be aneamic" etc. Although I'd planned to tandem feed my babies but had to give in.

I see your pregnancy was planned, which is good. Mine wasn't. I thought b.reastfeeding was a sure form of contraceptive as I was still nursing my 8months old son then, and my p.eriod hadn't come back, but alas I took in. Pleasant suprise it was for my hubby n I though.

This time around, we'r being very cautious, at least till my baby is a year or so before ttc again.

Wow, wonderful thread. Thanks Op.

Brushing baby's teeth -
With my first son, I didn't start brushing his teeth till when he was a year old, by then he had quite a number in his mouth. Now he's two and it's always war to get to brush his teeth every morning. He totally hates it..any tip on how to make teeth brushing an exciting one for my toddler?

My second baby is 5months and has sprung out 2 bottom teeth already , and just yesterday I cleaned them with cotton wool and I intend to continue with that routine.

One thing I know for sure is that oral hygiene is very important..starting with the very first tooth till everthing falls out again.

Breastfeeding while pregnant is absolutely safe.

I stopped breastfeeding my first son at 1yr 3months and I was already 7months pregnant then. Now I didn't stop because of any health issues, but because people where talking .

Efemena_xy has said it all and the link she provided explains further.

Try join the babycenter group. A very education site for mothers.

Wish u a very healthy pregnancy and breastfeeding period .

Wow..this is all so very true.
I remember in my home then, you dare not go to the pot and dish food for youreslf, na plates we dey submit for mumsy to put food..and then we'd pick the dished food according to seniority..I used to pick last then as the last born of the family. Beautiful memories..

-shoe size: 45

-height: 6"1

-Best sleeping position: sleeps on tummy

-best colour: sky blue

-first bathing step: goes to poo first

-parents/peers pet/guy name: Figo

-most used phrase: he'd say "ask ur yansh nah"

- best song: It depends, for now it's Jaywon's - This Year

-worst habit: He has road rage

-ideology of life: Fear God

Or NairaHAND..

kramer: Why are these men dressed as women? does AMMA stand for Annual Men Makeup Association?? AM confuzd

LWTMB......

Lol...funny comments, N/Landers with their bad mouth.

@Op..sorry o but you asked for it.

Why Foluke con be like Drag Queen for dat 1st pic

Nonybb: Nairaland has the highest number of atheist and stupid ppl in any site i have visited. This is so sad

So very true and pathetic at the same time.

lekkie073: i find it hard to see a thread not laced with abuses and curse words on nl. must all discussions end with conflicts?

Thanks for this.
I noticed too and it's become the norm on nl.
The average Nigerian, at home or in diaspora, is just too insultive. So pathetic.

God help us.

He actually looks gay in that 1st pix..and come to think of it, is there no barber in your village?

What a thread to wake up to.

190: But that girl looks fineee


Love her shape - my kind of lady
Probably cud tell her I'm sorry
But kneeling down for her - Naahh can't do that
Especially since she's Nigerian and dark skinned

[/b]Could only knee down for a white lady [b]

Some people still wear shackle of slavery around dr necks..smh

Where ever you go (gogo gongo)
Where ever you be (sisi eko)
Do not say yes when you need to say no (baba ibadan!)

adexsimply: tadpoles

Lol...now I'm embarrased!!

adexsimply: the day i learnt those things were not fishes...i was so embarrassed

But really, what are they - tadpoles or fishes??

Idi-Amin:
I miss those days ooo

Those days when one person will be outside turning the TV area shouting 'IS IT CLEAR, IS IT CLEAR!!!!!!!'
then the other person inside looking at the TV shouting 'TURN IT THE OTHER WAY,NO, NO, THE OTHER WAY, IT IS CLEAR NOW'

Lol..I so like this!

Wow..nostalgic feeling mode activated. You guys have said it all.

Days when we used to catch those tadpole-like creatures in the gutters and put them in bottles making our own aquariums..

azimibraun: Cigar target e o! Na wa! Cigar target e o! Na super!!!! Wia cigar target go na? Chai! Smthing when I plan to smoke if I grow , wen I come grow Target dissapear.. Dats why I vex no come smoke for my life again.

lol..funny guy

Watching these x-rated films would be sin since the actors/actresses are comitting fornication and adultery (we all know this fact, there's no point in deceiving ourselves) and you watching them are partaking in the sin.

However, that does not mean you now subject yourself to a boring intimacy life as a christian. You can equally spice it up by watching the educative intimacy films. They are specifically created for the married and the acts are performed by married couples.

The different intimacy positions, advantages and disadvantages are discussed in it..and it's quite interesting too

Just my 2kobo..