₦airaland Forum

Fahdiga:
Seyi Makinde wins Oyo guber Selection. This is unarguably the worst election since the return of democracy. Buhari failed in everything.

oga, u are a big fool for saying that. What do u know about election in oyo state? Oh ...I understand. This is our state and seyi is who we voted for. Nothing like rigging if that is what u are thinking about. I voted in my polling unit, and everyone voted for pdp. We all counted the ballot papers together. So what are u talking about? Its not a must u comment on nairaland. So why shouting buhari? Mr President has tried in some areas abeg

Blackhacker:
If me and my girlfriend both agree to do an abortion and she died during the abortion process what will happens to me

the baby will reincarnate and deal with u and ur wife then later end up in hell

Coolsperm:
Ok nice, but no reasonable human being will vote Tinubu as president, Tinubu has nothing to offer Nigerians

honestly this guy dey craze. U that you are talking, what has your parents benefitted from u?

braine:
Please do it yourself. The procedure is on their website.

thank you.

Can i apply for international passport on the immigration website myself or i will need to seek the help of someone working there to help apply for international passport for me and my family?

Please some people have been posting it on Facebook that canadian express entry is on hold based on the number of applicants that applied. Please how true is it?

I am also planning relocating my family to canada. Pls can someone share me the link to start the processing for express entry if i can still apply?

lrman:
So what if you go to a shop to buy a product with price of more than 20k..?? That means you cannot pay via pos unless you use a bank transfer ??smh..

no u can use ur atm card to make payment as high as 500k and above. It does not affect. It only affect pos cash withdrawal

0Plurse:
Well, as the topic says this Is not a snake thread, so LALA back off!
But the procedures are almost the same thing as preparing Monitor Lizard/Aligator.

I am Corper currently serving in the Northern part of the country, I come from the West but I am liking it here already .
So yesterday as I was going out with two of my friends we saw a Fulani boy carrying a dead monitor Lizard (he killed it through the neck already) _ Attached below is a picture of the Meat. We asked him if it is for sale and he said yes, so after two mins of negotiations he agreed to sell it for us for 500 naira.
Well, I would gladly buy this for nothing less than 2k in lag.

people dey eat nonsense for this country o.

Oluwashina72:
Someone help my guy....

My urge for sex whenever I'm with money is killing me. I'm into long relationship, my gf will be through with school in two years to come, 300level, writing exams, going to 400level.

I'm done with school, working and also stay alone but anytime konji hold me... Na to run to ashewo joint to kill my konji and na overnight..

I tried having a side chick but is not working... With this "ASUU" wahala she's able to write her exam in her school because her school didn't join the strike "ekpoma"...

"Hmmm everybody with hin own wahala na my own be that oo"

did u take sex enhancement drug?

Tell ur hubby to Bleep u very well today with this delicious meal.

gloryhomemaker:
Hey, everyone come and celebrate with me!

Recipe:

Rice
Coconut
Chicken
Carrots
Green beans
Fresh peas
Onions
Spring onoins
Green bell pepper
Chicken seasoning
Curry powder
Thyme leaves
Ginger
Garlic
Rosemary leaves
Salt


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PrinceOfLagos:
Akeredolu Is a mad man

Obasanjo ruled for 8yrs, VP Osibanjo is currently the vice so it is only fair for other part of south to produce the next president, mad man

ur point is clueless. Buhari will rule for 8years, atiku ruled for 8years, yaradua ruled for 2years so what are u talking about.

If wike wins primary election, they will lose the vote

Kasaliola:
Good evening house... please I need your help.. if there is any marriage counselor or therapist. This could be lengthy and lot of typo... Please forgive me.. I open a new account for this.

I Am a father of two.. have been dating my wife since 2009, before we got married in 2014. But before the we got married we have been a love birds whereby everybody loves the way we cuddled ourself..

Its started in 2011 before I rented my first apartment, my parents didn't want me to marry her and her parents too, especially her big brother and sisters.. though it caused a lot of commotion then. But thank God they allowed cuz we forcefully told them we are meant for each other, I even speak bad words to my mother then, saying If I don't marry her in ur present I will marry her in her absent, those words hurt so dearly so she has to leave me and go ahead with my plans. And same thing with my wife family.

In 2012 I rented my own apartment and started living me.. I can't forget the very first day I raise my hands on her, I felt ashame of my self.. I don't care what she does or say then.. but I regretted doing so, I cried at the middle of the road cuz I don't know what came over me.

The only problem I have with her is that she swings mood. Always moody everytime and my parents noticed this when they come around and when she went to thier place..
This made me beat her plus the ways she disrespected me.. after doing this shameful thing, I will now come back to my senses and started begging her. I even beat her this Sunday.. all I want is someone to talk to on how I can stop this beating.. how I can tolerate her lifestyle... Am so mad and ashamed of my self.. if help me...

Thank you

guy, u are not serious with your statement. See what u are taking about. It is your habit to beat woman which u have been doing before you married her. Honestly i hate guys that beat woman. Can u beat your mate like that? Just because she is not stronger than you right? Believe me, if i know your house, i swear i will arrest you and will accompany you to the prison. . Now if the lady should die through your beast attitude, u will now be saying its the work of the devil. Nobody should condem me for my statement. Osinachi's death started this way.
Just go to church and declare openly you are woman beater and seek for forgiveness of sin

Honestly we have terrorist and bandicts in this group.

Abba114:
who is holding you from going your separate way?

sorry... you are part of them.

Hamzaaaaaaaa:
Ds northern elders forum are just playing a mind game using reverse psychology,how will you guys survive if igbo leaves,they keep using population to control how things will be done in Nigeria and igbo elites keep betraying their people because of money

what is your business with the north? They are not your friend pls. We need to go our separate ways. Don't you know northerners are the problem of this country?

Baba has said it that he does not know if there will be nigeria before the general election... honestly we need to seccession

Have it at the back of ur mind that he who kill with the sword shall surely be killed by the sword. I don't blame u. U'll meet your waterloo one day. Imagine you praising the evil act and u are here hailing the killers. Do u ever think if that person could be your sister? Even prophet Mohammed never supported killing innocent people.

Pls how does canada verify my BSc certificate because i was told they will verify directly from my School. I am currently processing live and work in canada. Someone should pls enlighten me further.

Pls who knows the website to stream live football?

Pls who can solve this question?
Assuming the unit price of a commodity is defined by p=90-2q and the cost function is given as c=10+0.5^2.
Determine the profit maximization level of output and the unit price
Determine the cost minimising level of output.

It's better i vote a thief into power that to vote someone that claims he is a saint and ready to revive nigeria in less than 4years.