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"....she gave birth vaginally...."

That's new to me.....

Congrats

Bomb and terrorist detector will go a very long way as a profession in Nigeria today!

Space for rent!



LOL....is that KISSING for real?
DIRTY!

Kudos Brother!
Its always forward ever, backward never...this is just for the time being....bigger things are still coming!

Very industrious and dedicated man.

Let me go check out if u have changed ur profile pix!

I would have asked for something on behalf of the MODs, but since they are not complaining!

I'm still looking forward to seeing Idowuogbo aka Badosky as a MOD at the Romance section....the Lady and woman has put in so much effort and time into the success of this HOUSE!

She aint complaining nor asking though!

KUDOS!

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead: We discovered over the years that one presses harder with dying batteries.....is it true?

2. Why do Nigerian law makers have the highest pay in the whole world: Because they are very cunningly old in the game due to reshuffling,and there is no one to counter due to I-dont-care attitude.

3. Who told the story of Adam and Eve? and why don’t we marry our sisters today, since everybody emanated from Adam and Eve? God told the story, and such doesn't happen cos change is constant.

4. Why do Doctors sterilize the needles for death by lethal injection? He is after all not a quack doctor. He is also humane.

5. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Not stopping the bullets could hurt someone behind, and he ducking calls for assistance from behind.

6. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Find out what is Kamikaze https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze: just as bike riders wear helmet....head landing is possible and dangerous.

7. Why do many pastors shout why preaching, even with a microphone?
They must have started the ministry without Mic...used to shouting over the yrs!

8. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Because I never evolved from any ape.

9. Why do movie industries put wood at the end of their name? Holywood, Nollywood, Bollywood etc: Every country wanna be associated with the father, Holywood is a name of a place. Films are literally acted in the woods.

10. Why is it that no small plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? Looking down on small things.

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something
else over? Someone is definitely disorganized!

12. Why is there no ‘Dislike’ button in NL but only ‘Like’: You wanna shoo people off from NL at Seun's expense. Action speaks louder than voice though.

13. Why is Charley Boy not Charley Man up till now: nobody wanna grow old again!

14. Why is N500 a big money for Church offering but a very small one for shopping? Offering is not tagged, but goods are tagged unless u wanna shoplift like Bobbery!
Level of spiritual maturity matters!

15. Why do we always come to check what’s new in NL front page while we have never created a single topic since registration? It depends!



Thanks for taking like 10 precious minutes of my time today!

You are simply NOT matured enough to handle the S.EX part.....I do understand ur plague....I was once in ur shoes, so I know where it hurts.

Take a s.ex break from the relationship and work more on building and spending time to talk about the past, present and future!

I was almost crucifying you until I read further.

God does know the end from the beginning....omniscience He is!

The fact is still this, "same sex marriage" is a sin against God.

God said, "Go into the world and multiply....." But these people are sabotaging!

It is boldly written on the wall.

The guy is a very bad sharp nigga...hit and run....u friend sef na mumu.....male corpers no dey?

superior1: What do I know about football?

It is a game where 22 grown adults are chasing a round leather all over a field.

Wrong Wrong Wrong....20 people do the chasing, while 2 people watch out!

The coming of Jesus is nigh. It calls upon the people to become sober and reflect over the purpose of Jesus's suffering and death.

It might not be rapture, it might be death (timely or untimely)....where is one gonna open one's eyes after leaving this earth.

It is either hell or heaven, and it could not be anywhere as purpoted and believed by the atheists!

I prefer the 100/0 chance to 50/50 chance.


Once in a while, we all need reminder like this to be happy, brace up and for proper reflection!

#sighs#

Onila ehn!

No substance?
It could be meaningful to me, if not to you!

How often do u see substantial threads on d front page?

Enjoy ur night!

If u like good things, and good news for that matter.

Question answered?

The school wanna make some money from the ordered release also.

Front page matter be this!

Nigeria didn't make the list, but we still get crashed at the airport before and after almost safe landing!

Wetin go come happen if na for our land those dey?

We gat radical evangelists on NL these days...tell the Olotis!

Sorry dear, what were u thinking before the SET UP called Wedding!

It has been finally blown into the air...sorry....I know u are strong to handle the situation!

Just messed here up...thought I was gonna see JUST a single meaningful reply...sorry OP!

Thanks brother for the reminder....thanks!

Seun and Mods, pls can we move this to the front page on Sunday....God bless u...thanks!

For a woman that SABI, she is very fearful and fearful....they wanna tell you that u can't intimidate them....not those glorified learners o!

i dont have any reason to be worried....we dont have such in Nigeria!

rape from beautiful girl is allowed provided she informed me before time!

Rooneyboy, stop lecturing these girls....some are feeling hor.ny already!

#browsing the internet for steps involved in kissing#

It reminds me of the movie, "Crush"

What a nice place to cool off this evening...KISSING on POINT....I'm so Hot.....come to papa Onila!

A virgin must surely cry when kissing....

Why?

The thought of not being able to get the popping and throbbing dyck to cool off the wet and welcoming-any-dyck pussay is so painful and excruciating!

U must surely CRY like a baby denied lollipop!

That scenario when Ll Cool J denied Gabrielle Union....she was happy and leaping eventually..."Yes yes yes"...like she won the lottery!

And my post is, Onila get fvcked and u r gonna stop crying while kissing....get fvcked.Let the guy drill a hole in the floor....kandi can help out...he gat candies!


#sweating#

when was arrest and beating attached to the crime of defamation.....this is not a criminal case na. Its under the civil law.

even the police sef dont know the law that could implicate them!

go get a fine lawyer brother and charge them to court!

this one na LOTTERY o!

drake2005: Lets stop all the hate and insolence directed at Sen. Yerima. His intent might sound pedophilic, however, he makes a strong legal argument in the interview. Did you guys watch the video clearly? I want us to approach this debate sensibly, intelligently and factually. The man said he is following the teachings and religion of Islam. That, if Islam forbade such or if the Quran says otherwise, he will back out. Now, here is where it gets tricky, Nigerian constitution guarantees the practice of Islam in Nigeria; in order words, what he is doing is legal and within the confines of the law. Do I support this; No. I'm only interpreting the facts. We should direct our anger at Islam and not him. Have the Imams spoken in droves against him? No.

From your post's tone, I'm gonna say you are not supporting the course of this man, because anybody supporting that Yerima will need to be taken to rehab for proper evaluation.

A decision taken and adopted into Islam by a spiritual leader during the stone age now to be considered constitutionally, but sharially in this civilised age of ours.

Imagine,and this happened in an arm of the National Assembly for that matter. Haba ma na "aboki shine my shoes"!

A case like this that could bring religious sentiment should be resolved at the Customary, traditional or Sharia law level!

Its pathetic and shameful bringing such to the house of senate for a MUST deliberation.

And that speaks volume of what our hearts are filled with.

13 years old girl to be given into marriage. Don't come here to tell me that it won't be consummated, or that the girl could refuse the offer.

13 years old girl o, some are yrt to even blossom!

The best legacy we could give is Education....Senator Yerinbeto would have been applauded if he was crying out for free education.

No wonder, those goats will always be behind, and they love power like houseflies love shyte!

No point reading beyond the first page....thank you Afam for defending our great country.

Is that name 'Desola' not yoruba indigenized?

Ayuba song came to mind again..."...emi o ni fi owo osi ju we le baba mi"


Teni ni teni...no matter what!

A lady I once regarded with a bit of reasonable esteem!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Gree-die is not annoying at all [/quote]What am I not missing?

U can show me the path!

Dubem, u are on point....but hope not surrounded with......

ASUU suspends strike............................................vanguard,23-08-2009...I love reading old news papers =D