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Jeffy1206:
are you a banker? 😒

Lol ....not really,...but line of duty function involves checking banks statements everytime.

[quote author=QuinModah post=123558809][/quote]Nice brief and list. But there is no cheat code, as all these does not guarantee any one success, very helpful though. Have you seen the old movie, "Total Recall" Old but was done for the future .....There is no kill code ...you just have to do what you have to do. Good luck.

Goodlady:
Agreed

Lol ...Female go everly agree na .... Once that their selfish perspective is met.

Opay, GT World, Twitter .......lol........and then maybe.....Palmpay..

Hamachi:
Next time vote a responsible leader, if e too hard, I move to Uganda

LMAO .... Not affected in any way by who ever rules Nigeria. Goodluck to those who are disturbed by it, we have always gotten what we deserved, NA TODAY . I don't trust anyone and if i do, i wont let them know. Good luck on your rants about what you can do nothing about!

Fixing Nigeria has to do with every single person living in and out of it. PERIOD!

Hamachi:
U better go find work and forgot about N-exit

No be only N - exit u go see u go also N- bandit soon

YeyeUna still dey do N-power.
Send me a WhatsApp message if you interested in joining a job group. First 100 ONLY. Check my signature.

NO ONE IS WAITING FOR ONLY NPOWER AS YOU PRESUME, BUT WHEN I GET THE ALERT, I USE IT FOR WHAT I WANT AND COME TO REMIND YOU ON THIS TREND, SO YOU SEE HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE TO MYSELF, I AM ONLY KEEPING HOPE ALIVE, NOT WAITING FOR IT. I DO NOT NEED YOUR JOB GROUP, NA TODAY you claim to be female here on nairaland, hopefully you are, a usual way of their expression.
How does what i said affect you to use YEYE as a statement on my comment. Anyways, you may be lucky, such kind of mouth or expression lands you in a precise situation which you deserve, Goodluck.

Keep yourself busy with something else for now. You will be paid. Wait and see.

Reminderz:
it's true... going by the topics you've previously created, you behave like a child.. like the poster above me said, you don't respect yourself... you're 32, and you lack self-respect, people won't respect you... wetin you dey relate with 19 years old for when she's not your daughter, family or wife to the point of telling her about yourself? nawa oo, shey na loneliness or boredom?

now this is what you have to do,

1) always say less...
2) mind your business
3) avoid gossiping
4) never tolerate disrespect
5) care less about what people think about you, people will always talk anyway
6) respect yourself
7) think before you act
8 ) be bold and courageous
9) own your style
10) do not be seen mingling with fools or immature people
11) keep your life private

Excellent suggestions.

Akposkiz:
Thanks for the info.

You are welcome.

Rubyjade:

Poultry my grandma was dashing people eggs, and life chicken, I have to close down.

Nice effort. Grandma Being nice in Business

I don't think you tried the link you put up here!

Are you aware the site link you posted doesn't work

You don't always have to click the ads, page views also count. This is put into consideration in the ads system.

eteebanky1:
How many nairalanders are clicking the ads

Seun is a broken nigger

You need to learn to adapt, it's not the best!

Gottiii:
I’m finding it very difficult to live with someone after living alone for years even when I was In school and after I graduated. Likewise I can’t accommodate anyone either. It’s as if they are intruding my privacy.

This includes babes wey dey come my side, after 1-2days, I don tire.


Is this normal?

Canada might be immigration friendly, but still have standard immigration procedures that has hardly failed them. If one is not beneficial and safe or not a threat to their system, they won't let you in.

bolicks:
Over the years I have observed Canada changing their immigration policies to more a more family friendly and less hassles route . With the current UK policy to ban Nigerian families coming to the UK I humbly ask the question! what are you still doing there? Truth be told , the one obvious reason many go to the United Kingdom’s is that it’s a lot nearer to Nigeria but na nearer you go chop? Life is much more difficult in the UK, rent , taxes among many other things. Families struggle. The educational system is more theoretical than practical just like the country we left behind. Unlike the Asian Tigers, Even German system is a lot better and practical oriented . Same with the Netherlands , they have shown better education and vocational empowered students than the Uk. I may be wrong but I have travelled these countries and have seen it with my own Korokoro eyes. So why are you just there still suffering? Surely, Nigeria may not be the best option. But then, After God, The family, the next succour that keeps you going and the UK government is saying NO. Then ask yourselves why stay? Yes, The one good reason Nigerians immigrate is for the good life, not for self but for families too. Unlike people like Emdee T. who stays for only self. Guess what, Most Nigerian families still return back to Nigeria despite numerous plea from friends and families. Many Nigerians also immigrate because of conditions politicians and powers that be put us in the country. Insecurity, difficulty of doing business, lack power to run businesses and industries among mountains of issues . Good and visionary politicians can resolve these anomalies in a click if we are able to get them in. Many of the best doctors , Engineers, scientists and other professionals you still find in this same UK are Nigerians or are of Nigerian descent. If only we can be blessed with a visionary led governance in Nigeria, the population that will return back to Nigeria from the diaspora will trigger and shake the foundations of Europe and the Americas. Oyibos know this. So, I urge families in Uk to check and weigh their options and relocate possibly to Canada or a more family friendly country . Family is all for me!!! You take care of you and take care of family and then u take care of good friends. We commend and acknowledge Canada for this move and not going the way of the Big Brother . Canada followed the way of Family, compassion and humanity. Bravo to Canada!!!!

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Your sales website may be more convincing if you have a physical store address added to your contact page on the website. Just suggesting though. Good luck.

Nazgul:
If the average Nigerian girl isn't directly benefiting things like money, connections, favours...etc. from you, she'll naturally loose interest in whatever kind of friendship you claim to have with her.

It's almost impossible to have a casual female friend in Nigeria today. Their friendship isn't free, it comes with a price tag. Sooner or later, she must need a favour.

Word here. Thanks for sharing!

MichaelSokoto:
Those at Abj should confam!

From what handle is this news coming from ..Lol...... ... This is clearly fake. .....

This has been a norm in Nigeria for some time now. More common with secondary school scripts.

dodoatirice:
what would you spend a million on?

Note: i am not planning to spend a million on any device or is this a show off post rather.. This post is just a random thought that popped in my head

A one million laptop for sure.....

kelvine:
At No 7

Na wa for you oh.
We do research pass google.

Big respect to you hookup lover.

mytime24:
Dinosaur

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lonecatt:
the slap that policeman chop means a lot to the family, his father must be very proud of him

punk4:
Abeg mak them disqualify them... Mak everybody rest from their dirty game of politics

Disqualify who >>>You are only day dreaming ........ NA today .....

Tinubuwins2023e:
Betting odd:

Tinubu Disqualified: 15
Tinubu not disqualified: 1.05

Stake responsibly

You sef see am .......

YhungDhanny:
There are numerous factors to consider before selecting a university course of study.
The first question is if you enjoy the subject enough to devote at least four years to it. The second and most significant factor is the course’s marketability. To be marketable, a course must have a market value outside of the university setting. This does not imply that the course is pointless; rather, it implies that the course does not pay in the context in which you find yourself. This leads us to the worst courses available in Nigeria. This category includes courses from the arts and sciences departments.

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You can as well check out if your course is among
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There is no worse course to study in Nigeria, Just have connections. Simply skill up, possibly have good grade in whatever you study and go use your connections. End of story.

brutustech:
On 26th May
Supreme Court Justices that will determine Tinubu's fate on D-Day 26th May.

✅Hon Justice Iyang Okoro.
✅Hon Justice Amina Augie.
✅Hon Justice Helen Ogunwumiju
✅Hon Justice Adamu Jauro
✅Hon Justice Emmanuel Agim

Justice Iyang Okoro who is the lead Justice and Amina Adamu Augie were among the justices that fired David Lyon of Bayelsa state on the 13th of February 2020 over his deputy submitting fraudulent info to INEC.

The same Amina Adamu Augie of the Supreme Court in a lead judgment in 2019 upheld the decision of the Court of Appeal and voided the candidature of Uche Nwosu as governorship flag bearer of the Action Alliance (AA) in the 2019 general elections in Imo, over double nomination.

The judgment followed a suit filed by the Ikenga Ugochinyere-led led Action Peoples Party, (APP). The judgment. was concurred by the Presiding Justice RhodesVivour, Justices Mary Peter- Odili, and Ejimbi Eko and C.C Nweze.

Nothing to determine. It's determined already. This is Nigeria.

leroi01:
Op is naive.

Why on earth should the neighbour "help" ?

Does he know why they are engaged in fisticuffs?

You want him roped him?

You prefer that the man accuses him of "interest" in the woman?

You want him to be collateral damage? Maybe get slapped, punched or stabbed?

Keep your nose out of other people's business. Particularly , a "couples" business. Especially in a dwelling like this.

Exactly. This is the best response when you see issues like this between Husband and Wife. You may only intervene temporarily and in a very minor way, if those involved are your very close family. Aside that, please stay very distant away from such quarrels.