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Celebrities / Re: Congrats To Jamil, Who Got Married To Two Women At The Same Time by Ayorh4you(m): 1:15am On Jul 10, 2014
They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe -
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.
The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence.

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Politics / Re: [PICTURES] Boko Haram Attack Village Beheading Two Locals by Ayorh4you(m): 1:14am On Jul 10, 2014
They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe -
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.
The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence.
Celebrities / Re: Is Olamide Referring To D'banj With This Tweet? by Ayorh4you(m): 1:08am On Jul 10, 2014
They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe -
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.
The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence.

1 Like

Business / Re: The Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband & The Reply She Got From A Banker. by Ayorh4you(m): 1:04am On Jul 10, 2014
They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe -
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.
The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Slam Defense Minister Musiliu Obanikoro For Playing Love With His Wife by Ayorh4you(m): 12:51am On Jul 10, 2014
They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe -
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.
The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence.

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Sports / Re: Cortana Predicts Germany To Beat Brazil In The World Cup 2014 Semi-Final Clash by Ayorh4you(m): 12:49am On Jul 10, 2014
They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe -
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.
The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence.
Phones / Re: How To Stop Spam Texts And Calls From Telecom (GSM) Service Providers by Ayorh4you(m): 12:49am On Jul 10, 2014
They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe -
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.
The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence.

5 Likes

Politics / Re: Another Bomb Blast At Ejigbo Secondary School In Osun State? by Ayorh4you(m): 12:04am On Jul 10, 2014
PINSUR OR..............ADONBIRIVIT
Celebrities / Re: See What Popular Singer Davido Did To The President Of Rwandan, A Whole Presido! by Ayorh4you(m): 12:00am On Jul 10, 2014
NAWA OOOOO. WHATS NAIRALAND TURNING INTO? DUMBLAND I GUESS
Celebrities / Re: OMG!! Is This Really Wizkid?? Shockin Picture.. 18+ by Ayorh4you(m): 11:58pm On Jul 09, 2014
lwkmd! this dude @op must be high on some cheap drugs

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Bleaching - Mike Ezuruonye Blast Bleaching Rumors by Ayorh4you(m): 8:09pm On Jul 09, 2014
zeemoore:
Have you seen his 'yarnsh'?

LOL. NICE N FUNNY QUESTION. ANSWER; NO! NA FELA MUSIC I DEY SING
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: What Went Wrong With Brazil? by Ayorh4you(m): 3:31pm On Jul 09, 2014
Sanchez01:
Lolz...

cheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: Joseph Yobo Enjoys Holiday With His Family [photo] by Ayorh4you(m): 3:27pm On Jul 09, 2014
Education / Re: UNILAG Student Shot In The Head On Campus by Ayorh4you(m): 11:53am On Jul 09, 2014
aktolly54: stupidity of highest order,who told you the guy killed someone?are you there?you must be cultist too. You can't be 100% sure he had already killed someone in his life

can u gv me 5 instances when innocent person was shot on there campus? And why do u hv to insult bfr passing your comment across? jst thnk your stars im nt in d mood for e-fight
Fashion / Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Male Celebrities In Native Outfits by Ayorh4you(m): 8:34am On Jul 09, 2014
Yemlizzy:
Must you quote me? Its not compulsory you understand what i meanttongue

u don vex? choi u dey quick vex o. oya sorry my dear. e no go hpn again grin grin cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 98% Look Alike! by Ayorh4you(m): 8:29am On Jul 09, 2014
falcon01: choi!!!! semblance


go and die grin
Celebrities / Re: See Money, Actress Mercy Aigbe Poses By Her Range Rover Sport by Ayorh4you(m): 3:17am On Jul 09, 2014
SO MAKE WE BEGIN DANCE OR CRY? SHIIOR
Sports / Re: Most Hilarious Comments Made By The Commentator Of Brazil 1- Germany 7 Match by Ayorh4you(m): 3:03am On Jul 09, 2014
''Oscar just scored the most pointless goal in a World Cup!!'' HAHAHAHA cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Education / Re: UNILAG Student Shot In The Head On Campus by Ayorh4you(m): 1:28am On Jul 09, 2014
Geniuz:
why were u talking as if u knew d guy was living by d sword nd he's dying by the sword,as if he killed one of ur pips nd u revenged, I smelt a rat so I had to do wat I did

GUY WHAT U ON ABOUT? undecided DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF U?
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Bleaching - Mike Ezuruonye Blast Bleaching Rumors by Ayorh4you(m): 12:01am On Jul 09, 2014
HE IS NOT BLEACHING BUT HIM EYES DEY YELLOW AND HIM YARNSH BLACK............ #SINGINGFELA'SYELLOWFEVER
Family / Re: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by Ayorh4you(m): 11:57pm On Jul 08, 2014
Kanwulia: You go wait taya o!
The line looooooong ke. cheesy
No chance. cheesy

Sorry!

The man has to make the first move!
Nigerian MEN have NEVER turned me on!
NOT EVEN MY HUSBAND! kiss

I have never been turned on by physical attributes.

No matter how good a man looks, if he does not speak my emotional language. . . . . Then I go for his wallet only! kiss
For children and money. . . .LOTS OF MONEY only.
I have to FORCE MYSELF TO LIKE HIM. . . .TO GET WHAT I WANT!!!!

Straight Up! kiss

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? U SEF DON CONFIRM SAY U BE BYTCH grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: What Went Wrong With Brazil? by Ayorh4you(m): 11:55pm On Jul 08, 2014
EVERYTHING DID. EVEN THE FANS
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS! APC Turns Ife Rally To A Blood Bath! :o by Ayorh4you(m): 11:52pm On Jul 08, 2014
mhizenugu: please be reasonable for once in life,. Don't you get tired??

ITS IN HER BLAWD. SHE CN NEVER BE REASONABLE

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Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 98% Look Alike! by Ayorh4you(m): 11:46pm On Jul 08, 2014
CANT SEE ANY SEMBLANCE IN THEM
Fashion / Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Male Celebrities In Native Outfits by Ayorh4you(m): 11:43pm On Jul 08, 2014
Yemlizzy: Lynxx seems innitwink


Denrele looks mad menh!

WHAT U MEAN 'LYNXX SEEMS INNIT'? undecided undecided
Fashion / Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Male Celebrities In Native Outfits by Ayorh4you(m): 11:41pm On Jul 08, 2014
EmpressaDelRei: Ehen?!? Ok! No wahala! Dm me and explain the matter.

I DEY, DEY WAIT YOUR REQUEST SHA grin
Politics / Re: Ahmadu Bello Declares His Hatred Of Igbos by Ayorh4you(m): 11:40pm On Jul 08, 2014
fulanis herdsmen shaaaa
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Shows Off His S*xy Bedroom Selfie [SEE PHOTO] by Ayorh4you(m): 11:34pm On Jul 08, 2014
if i talk now dem go say na jealousy. draw tattoo put for body like zebra. shiooor

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Sports / Re: Cortana Predicts Germany To Beat Brazil In The World Cup 2014 Semi-Final Clash by Ayorh4you(m): 11:08pm On Jul 08, 2014
WASHHHHHHH
Culture / Re: PHOTOS: Abiriiba And Ogori Virginity Dance (viewers Discretion Is Advised) by Ayorh4you(m): 11:04pm On Jul 08, 2014
DARK AGES

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