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Crime / Re: Teacher Rapes, Impregnates 12-Year-Old Schoolgirl In Adamawa by Ayotemide(f): 6:19pm On Sep 05, 2019
Full responsibility?? This one thinks this misplaced fatherhood would save him from Jail.
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Wear Beads On Their Waist And Chain On Their Legs? by Ayotemide(f): 12:41pm On Sep 04, 2019
Another waist bead thread. *sighs*
we wear it because we want to!
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Warns Buhari: Stop! Using Public Funds To Defend Yourself In Court by Ayotemide(f): 10:18am On Sep 03, 2019
yarimo:
ATIKU and PDP won't complain MARY ODILI husband is a PDP member. I wish I am close to Mary while saying this provocative statement. undecided angry

You are irredeemable
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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Uche Elendu And Friends Rejoice As Gedoni Gets Evicted by Ayotemide(f): 3:52am On Aug 26, 2019
Bukasint:


Where is it located and how do I find it pls

Bukasint; many of this men are really not worth the trouble. He might open a topic tomorrow bragging in how many ladies he has slept with here.
Celebrities / Re: Ijebu Dances With Late Sister's Child After Her Death During Child Birth by Ayotemide(f): 12:39pm On Aug 24, 2019
That's just how normal maternal mortality that is stupendously low elsewhere is for us. That mother shouldn't be dead.
Politics / Re: Profile of Kashifu Abdullahi, 39-year-old DG Of NITDA by Ayotemide(f): 4:38am On Aug 21, 2019
QuotaSystem:


Your brain is clearly useless to you.

Why not dispute his qualifications if you can? That's more useful than being a pathetic victim of your insecurities.

its ironical, your name says it all. Can we argue with you and drag your pay at the end of the month from you? No!

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Politics / Re: Profile of Kashifu Abdullahi, 39-year-old DG Of NITDA by Ayotemide(f): 4:35am On Aug 21, 2019
How does he join that organization as Technical director in 2018; only to lead in 2019.

Nepotism with the icing of calling it 'qualified'. All the certificates, someone else has at NITDA and has slaved long to lead it; but your president can't help himself. its in him like peak milk.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Dumps Queens English For Pidgin Because Of Buhari(Video) by Ayotemide(f): 3:31pm On Aug 20, 2019
Very cogent points raised. The unintelligent man also wants to be a tyrant. Laye yii ko!

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Family / Re: U.S Mum Living In Saudi Loses Custody Of Her Daughter Because She's Too Western by Ayotemide(f): 11:04am On Aug 18, 2019
chiommy123:
Let's be honest to ourselves is that woman really showing good example to her daughter with that pix up there

What example are you showing the kids you raise/would raise??

Noone is asking that question because it is none of our business. Treat the matter as a religiously motivated one and don't sway the sentiments of 'example'.

WITAF!
Romance / Re: Help! How Do I Reignite My Relationship After Cheating by Ayotemide(f): 10:02am On Aug 17, 2019
I like how you turned your cheating on her as a 'fault' of hers. Low sex drive bla bla bla.

You are not apologetic only regretful she found out. May you find someone just like you.

I wonder what you would be saying had she been the cheater in this case; who knows? Heaven might have fallen.

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Romance / Re: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Under This Circumstance by Ayotemide(f): 1:29pm On Aug 16, 2019
3plet:
assuming there is no gynaecological deficits, and her period is regular her cycle length should be approx 29days, meaning ur friend slept with her wen she was supposed to expect her menses.

Who made you an authority to say Women's cycle must be 29days?!

Deceive the irresponsible Arrow if you will, but at least use correct information.
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Under This Circumstance by Ayotemide(f): 1:24pm On Aug 16, 2019
ekesimo:


U re a lady. Check it out, do u think its possible

Lol. You want yo justify that you did not have unprotected sex with this lady and run away from your responsibilities abi?

I am a Lady, And that Girl is most likely very pregnant for you. NO IMPOSSIBILITY ANYWHERE.
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Under This Circumstance by Ayotemide(f): 1:10pm On Aug 16, 2019
Surprisingly those without a uterus to their name can calculate that she is 'imposing' a child on him.

Let me educate you, Menstruatuon is a not a function of calendar dates but Cycles; which is also not cast in stone to be 28days (this is for the ones with pathetic biology knowledge up there).

I have a 20day cycle and if this girl has a month 20-21 day cycle like me she was ovulating when they had unprotected sex.

I want to wish You Op and your 'friend' an amazing fatherhood experience ahead.

You reading, save yourself the wahala of calculating menstrual cycles and use contraceptives.

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Adeniyi Johnson After Toyin Abraham's Engagement by Ayotemide(f): 9:41am On Aug 15, 2019
And God made man...and then he made Nigerians.
The asslicking is out of the world.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Prisons Service Changes Name To Nigerian Correctional Service by Ayotemide(f): 9:47pm On Aug 14, 2019
This is funny. Correctional what?
Politics / Re: Hajj: Aisha Buhari Departs Saudi For Nigeria (photos) by Ayotemide(f): 9:46pm On Aug 14, 2019
Does she do anything else? This hajj, one meeting and more hajj. What is new?
Crime / Re: Soldiers Gang-rape AAUA Student At Checkpoint by Ayotemide(f): 4:44pm On Aug 14, 2019
haryothosyn93:
Big lies



It is not possible and if it is true then the lady dress indecently.


Ladies.... dress responsibly or else we soldiers will keep raping you all

O wa obvious pe ori eh tii daaru.
Crime / Re: Sunday Awolola: Soldier Arraigned For Raping AAUA Student (Photo) by Ayotemide(f): 4:36pm On Aug 14, 2019
J111333:
I resist this urge to call him afonja.


Call him what he is: A Rapist. That tribal coloration is for Immature minds and Nairaland banter. Crime has no tribe.

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Crime / Re: Sunday Awolola: Soldier Arraigned For Raping AAUA Student (Photo) by Ayotemide(f): 4:32pm On Aug 14, 2019
I have been waiting to see the mashanfani, alayebaje, alarirun oppressor of civilians; likely coward before bokoharam.

God will punish him for me.

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Politics / Re: Hon. Kabir Ibrahim Tukura Sends Greetings To Muslims, Distributes Bag Of Rice by Ayotemide(f): 3:04pm On Aug 14, 2019
The politics of rice and oil.
Well, well..

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Politics / Re: Completely Out-of-touch Leader- Ezekwesili Slams Buhari's Claim Of Food Security by Ayotemide(f): 2:57pm On Aug 14, 2019
Well, this same man said he lifted 5million people from poverty when it has been reported that 25million Nigerian live in Multidimensional poverty. The man is just never going to be alright for this nation.

Northern Nigeria that does not care for quality of leadership and would accept whatever puts akara in their mouth cannot continue to dictate who leads Nigeria. Their ignorance and outright tribalistic and dunce method of politics cannot continue to determine our direction as a people.

This country must become regionally led.

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Politics / Re: Gov Ugwuanyi Orders Demolition Of Caves Serving As Hideouts In Agwu Forests by Ayotemide(f): 5:43am On Aug 13, 2019
Such an unintelligent representation of leadership. Destroy Caves that predate the creation of your state for criminals that hide in it? They would simply find other places to hide and yet your tourism potential would be further reduced.
Why do we have such unintelligent orders?

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Culture / Re: Emir Of Gwandu, Muhammadu Bashar: Homosexuality, Lesbianism, Cause Of Insecurity by Ayotemide(f): 6:43pm On Aug 11, 2019
I am emotionally tired of Nigeria. I am emotionally tired of Nigeria.
Politics / Re: AAUA: Army Dismisses Rapist Soldier, Hands Over To Police by Ayotemide(f): 8:49pm On Aug 10, 2019
I need to see pictures of this handover.
I am Nigerian; I have trust issues.

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi And Dakore Akande Cover Accelerate TV’s Magazine (Photos) by Ayotemide(f): 7:15pm On Aug 10, 2019
Pretty Women.

If the mother of the boy asking for adesua's womb up there had lost hers, we will not have to deal with this foolishness.

To curb the madness, we need to prevent some people from procreating.

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Crime / Re: Mob Kill Policeman For 'shooting' Pregnant Woman Dead In Lagos by Ayotemide(f): 6:58pm On Aug 10, 2019
Well, well..God bless the Good people of the Federal republic of Nigeria.
Romance / Re: I Have Never Disvirgined a Lady, I've Been Cheated by Ayotemide(f): 2:59pm On Aug 10, 2019
What a formidable achievement Op, quite commendable ambition. You seem to want for real ambition at 26years though. The God that gives men direction and focus would give you.
Romance / Re: This Number Keeps Changing Name On A Husband's Phone by Ayotemide(f): 2:53pm On Aug 10, 2019
Human being reporting, madam 1/8th Nigerian; we have no advice to give you. Talk to the husband and spare us the BS of formulating what might be wrong with him.

Have a great life.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower payment discriminatory to Muslims by Ayotemide(f): 2:39pm On Aug 10, 2019
Very unfortunate line of thinking. You see the ignorance that doesn't want you to be great would see you in NPOWER for a very long time.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Reassures His Loyalty To Aye Cult Group by Ayotemide(f): 2:33pm On Aug 10, 2019
kings59:


He wanted to type "147"

An axe looks like 1 when standing up side down

An axe looks like 4 , when standing facing the left and also 7 when facing the right.

so the number "147" is the code.

All these and you still live in a broke and miserable nation?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Reassures His Loyalty To Aye Cult Group by Ayotemide(f): 2:23pm On Aug 10, 2019
DrObiHogan:
did you join already? It won't be long until your already dead body is decapitated, dismembered and dead again. Your mom wont even see the dead 2x body because she'll disown it and finally it will be dumped into the cadaver well for my junior colleague in the profession in school to use for practicals. Little children will be counting the bullet holes in your body while cutting it up. By then, you will be in hell fire burning for all eternity. Say no to cultism.

What a word!

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