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A city woke up this morning to find its river running blood red... and no-one knows why.

Locals say at 4am the water flow was normal but by 6am it had turned a frightening shade of crimson.

An elderly resident who has lived by the river all his life says it has never happened before.

Industrial contamination has been ruled out because there are no chemical plants along it length.

Now environment protection officials in the Chinese city of Wenzhou are taking water samples to find out what is going on.

Wenzhou is a well-known town in East China's Zhejiang Province.

The place is surrounded by mountains on three sides with the front of the city facing the Pacific ocean.

The phenomenon echoes a similar incident in 2012 when the Yangtze River in China also changed colour.

Officials claimed the blood-red waters were a result of sand distribution due to upstream flooding but sceptics were not convinced and social media sites were full of bizarre theories including one that it was the start of The Apocalypse.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/river-turns-blood-red-overnight-3912870

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Mods FP Please @Mynd_44

One thing I know...Peace is not coming to this country anytime soon.

GEJ wants to borrow $1 billion to combat insecurity....half of the money will be used for elections.

Give Uganda a forum like this (UgandaLand) and watch as the hate between both religions growwwwwwww

I asked two of my friends who are on opposing sides this question...Why do you think APC/PDP is funding BokoHaram? Here's their summary...Dont insult please..you can just ignore.

Friend One (PDP)

I feel APC is sponsoring Boko-Haram so they can make the country ungovernable for GEJ. This will result in either GEJ resigning or getting impeached as well as getting a bad reputation around a host of international organizations and citizens. If they do succeed with that, even GEJ doesn't resign or get impeached and removed, he (PDP) will receive national hate around the country meaning come 2015, only ignorant people will vote for PDP thereby giving APC a landslide victory.

Friend Two (APC)

It's very simple...PDP is trying to depopulate the North where APC has its maximum supporters. That explains why the "presumed" northerners (Boko boys) are killing and kidnapping their own people. In addition to that PDP is trying to force the north into a state where the Electoral Board INEC will pronounce the Northern Zone highly insecure for carrying out electoral processes (Prof. Jega has already hinted on that). In a situation like that APC has lost almost all it's supporters meaning a complete victory for PDP come 2015.

Please who is really hitting the nail at all among these two guys?

“Don’t call Boko Haram ‘Islamic militants’. A criminal is
a criminal. Do not link him with his religion. The people
doing this insecurity are very small compared to the

Oga Sultan until Christians form a terrorist group (Christian Haram ) and start killing Islams....Your statement is invalid.

BokoHaram = PDP/APC = Islam

inception101: Of cuz dia r lots of fithful guys out Der buh d problem is u ladies often treat em as learners till dey turn a new leaf n wen dey change, well d rest is history................. I'm always faithful to ma G tho buh I'm praying to be da awesome husband to ma yet unknown wife n incredible dad to ma unborn kids........some guys r still faithful tho buh often inlove with d unfaithful girls n vice versa for d ladies as well.

You spotted it....They think faithful guys are learners.

englishmart: When pets turns thieves.
Turns ko?
Turn Ni?

SPOT ON!!

bigemmmybig: boss ur on point


my problm is y d generalisation frm dem ladies alwayss

Don't mind them....7 out of 10 girls in a relationship will flirt with a good looking guy at the mart. No matter how their boyfriend fine O...smh

justi4jesu: How am i sure you didnt cheat secretly on her first. Most girls cheat because the Guy has refused to take up his responsibilities.

I didn't. I guess it's all about maturity. Most young girls don't appreciate faithful guys. If you're sure your boyfriend isn't messing around...creates time to always be with you and shows you that he loves you..You start getting bored and start messing around knowing that he's 100% still there for you.

I still wonder till today what'll make a girl cheat on someone like me who was really faithful

I heard women love challenges...maybe they like getting hurt sometimes. when there's too much love and faithfulness it gets boring to them.

justi4jesu: They said its in their nature to cheat but a guy can kill you if you flirt with another guy..very selfish fellows

My ex still cheated despite me being faithful. Girls are worse jare

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Shooo

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We fvcking hate you tooooooo

chelseabmw: 1; Costa

2; Drogba

3; Torres

4: Lukaku

Una wan try?

Chelsea fans make we rejoice abeg

Osheeeeey!!

Arsenal don DIEEEEE

STEP 8

Call for help immediately if you fail to dislodge the obstruction. If the victim is unconscious, stop abdominal thrusts:

-Call emergency services. Ask for immediate assistance. Have someone else do this where possible, to save time.
-Seek to clear the victim's airway (check the mouth and see if you can dislodge anything obvious) and provide artificial respiration (CPR).
-Remain with the victim constantly. This is life threatening and he or she could die any moment; continue to administer artificial respiration to try to prolong their chances.

STEP SEVEN

Check to see if normal breathing has returned. Once the object is gone, most people will return to breathing normally. If normal breathing has not returned, continue the thrusts.

STEP SIX

Perform the Heimlich maneuver, also known as abdominal thrusts:

-Pull inward and upward, pressing into the victim's abdomen with quick upward thrusts, using good force. Make the motion similar to the letter "J" --> in, then up.

-Make the thrusts quick and forceful, as if you are trying to lift the victim off his or her feet from this position.
-Perform 5 abdominal thrusts in quick succession. Repeat the series of thrusts until the object is dislodged and expelled. The victim will cough out the obstacle obstructing their airway if this maneuver is successful.
-Use less force if the victim is a child.
-If the victim falls unconscious, stop the thrusts immediately. Be aware that this can happen if the object is not removed.

STEP FIVE

Stand behind the victim. Stand with your legs separated, to form a "tripod" shape if the victim faints or becomes unconscious (this will help you to catch them and stabilize their fall quickly).

-Reach around the victim from behind. Circle your hands around the victim's abdomen (stomach).
-Make a fist with your dominant hand. The thumb of this fist should point into the fist. Place this fist just above the victim's navel (belly button) and under the breastbone.
-Wrap your other hand firmly around this fist. Be sure to keep your thumb away from the victim's body, to prevent injury to the victim.

Step FOUR

Perform back blows to a true choking victim before proceeding to use the Heimlich maneuver. Use the heel of one hand to give back blows between the victim's shoulder blades.If nothing improves, quickly move the abdominal thrusts.

Never use back blows on someone who only has a partially obstructed airway, as this can lodge the obstruction even more deeply.

Step THREE

Get the victim in a standing position. It can also be performed in a sitting position if the victim is too heavy for you or you're in a confined space such as a plane; just be sure to have plenty of room to perform the moves.

Step TWO

Reassure the victim immediately that you are going to help him or her. Realize that you call for emergency help after you've tried to save the victim as every second counts.[3] Have someone else call while you're attending the victim, if others are around.

Have you ever choked before? Have you ever been around a choking victim? What were you able to do to help that person?

I almost lost my life some years ago in the university from this painful occurrence. But someone knew these steps I'm about to detail below and saved my life even as I had already thought I'd die. Although this post is bulky please endeavour to read. You might just safe a life someday.

How to Perform the Heimlich Maneuver

The Heimlich maneuver (abdominal thrusts) is a three-step emergency response technique that can save a life in seconds. It is a simple action that will often dislodge food or another object from a person's airway when they are choking, as it provides an increase in pressure in the abdomen and chest, enabling the object to be expelled. The onset of choking will often be sudden, and knowing how to do it properly and being willing to use that knowledge can save someone's life. Learn the method for performing the Heimlich maneuver by following these simple steps. Your ideas and experiences are highly welcomed.

STEP ONE

Determine if the person truly choking. A choking victim will often have their hands around their throat and a desperate or panicked look on their face. They will not be able to breathe or speak, as they are suffering from complete airway obstruction (no air reaching their lungs). This means that they won't be able to respond to you when you ask if they're okay, or if they need help, other than nodding their head. Causes include food, trauma from injury or internal swelling from a severe allergic reaction. Look for the common symptoms of complete or total airway destruction:

-Cannot breathe, or is making obvious efforts to take in breaths with great difficulty (observe for any in-drawing of spaces between the ribs and above the collarbones)
-Cannot speak effectively or at all
-Noisy breathing
-Inability to cough effectively
-Blue or gray color to lips and fingernail beds, face is grayish, due to lack of oxygen
-Clutching at throat with both hands (the universal sign for choking)
-Loss of consciousness.



Credit: http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-the-Heimlich-Maneuver

Step 1: Select the beans

Step 2: Put Vegetable oil in a pot...Heat up the oil

Step 3: Pour raw beans in the hot oil....fry till the oil dissapears (You can add Maggi, salt and pepper while frying)

PS: Eat while hot for a better taste

Jakumo: The damage to Ayatollah Buhari's armored car was minimal, and the vehicle was only brought to a stop because the owner was too brain-dead to install run-flat inserts in all four tires, so that even if all four tires were flattened, the car would have been able to drive at 60 mph for another hour.

No single rifle round penetrated the windows of the terror gang leader's vehicle, and the few token shots fired even appeared to have been deliberately aimed at the most heavily armored panels of the SUV, so as to reduce the chances of a round penetrating the passenger compartment and killing the dim-witted organizer of the whole charade.

So yes sir indeed, Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden orchestrated the whole fake ambush scenario, in order to garner sympathy that he fails to realize will never be forthcoming to a mass murdering terrorist attack instigator and financier of his ilk.

Forgive my ignorance...A bullet hitting the fuel tank direct causes an immediate explosion. True or False?? Im not sure if those places are well protected too.

Bro...nobody plays such rough play anymore please. What of the bomb that exploded near his convoy? Will you collect 10m Naira to allow a knockout explode in your pocket?? (neglect your current financial status please).

CAN YOU ALL STOP ASKING THESE USELESS QUESTIONS I'M SEEING EVERYWHERE ON NAIRALAND LATELY?? CAN YOU DO THIS? CAN YOU DO THAT? HOW CAN I COOK BEANS?

Who puts these things on FP sef

Okay OP I cannot date someone I can't marry ... "Wetin come happen??"... "What are you going to do with that information?" "Abi You wan date me"??

I tire O

Manazz:
Win Public sympathy from who exactly? The North that already loves him or the South that extremely hates him for no reason evidently by the fact that since this attack happened you people have been trying so hard to convince anyone who bothers to listen that 'he planned it'.

Which South hates him? They don't O. He still has some love here.

Last election I sang to my relatives "Don't vote for GEJ"...They refused. Now they know better as well as many of my relatives and friends . People are really tired the way looting public funds is on the rampage in GEJ's tenure. Thats why there is so much desperateness by politicians to get into power; so they can loot money thereby causing violence everywhere. They know Buhari Will put an end to it. I just hope other South South states can understand things better.

PS: It's only a free and fair election that will make this happen.

Obiagelli: nonsense, i would like to have deziani in a crate. Umaru Dikko is now a saint to your likes, not surprised though, gej has been endorsing and freeing thieves since he became president.
Btw Op can you act out the scene of how buhari tried to bomb himself, you can try with just one grenade so that you don't get hurt.

I keep on telling these dumb bottoms...What happened at Kaduna is not a Hollywood movie with fake stuff. Those were live bullets, live bombs, live explosions, live damage. Some of them won't even collect 20m naira to put a knockout in their pocket and let it explode yet they claim Buhari staged it. They can keep on being ignorant slaves though. Wetin be my business?