₦airaland Forum

olumaxi:
Mr FFK....father of my dearest falz....i hope u av returned part of ur loot....if not,let kenyans speak wat they like and u go and return d monies

I don't think u ve any idea who falz is or who FFK ve fathered...

Femi falana is the father of falz not Femi Fani Kayode aka FFK

beautiful232:
go and sleep....and learn how to use the right word in public...

Sorry it it's gross, but.......
I ve been wanting to use those lines.

U know those lines u pick up from a movie? Well that's it. Picked it from How I met your mother.

beautiful232:
even with what I'm putting on,you still looking for what to say ba

How great are boobs?
Nice honkers by d way.

ButterFrost212:
Well I refer to most northerners as Malo, besides I should really stop saying I'm Fulani since I speak Hausa and I don't even know a word of fulfulde. And no, Hausa and Fulani are two different ethnic groups. They might be mixing alot these days but it still doesn't make them thesame

For starters Malo is a word for Muslims from d North. U can't call a northern Christian a Malo. Secondly u are not hausa, the fact dat u can speak hausa more doesn't make u a hausa girl since u are Fulani.
Thirdly, well dats all. Lol. Oh I remember, Thirdly I speak hausa very fluently, even passed it with distinctions in waec and neco, and am from the north but am not a hausa nor a Malo. So u see, u need to get Ur acts straight

ButterFrost212:
I'm Fulani

Yayi kyau. But u said u are Malo, and Malo is a word for hausa Muslim o. Or thr is no diff btw hausa and Fulani?

ButterFrost212:
Yeah right! Trust me it's the mentality most ladies have worldwide. You won't end up with every guy you date, there would always be that one, what if it's not you? And talking about Nigerian ladies, how many foreign ones do you know? Cos if you ask me, outside Nigeria it's worse, marriage isn't so important, and even when they end up married you know how that goes, so enough with the "Nigerian girls mentality"

Are u a hausa girl?

ButterFrost212:
Yeah right! Trust me it's the mentality most ladies have worldwide. You won't end up with every guy you date, there would always be that one, what if it's not you? And talking about Nigerian ladies, how many foreign ones do you know? Cos if you ask me, outside Nigeria it's worse, marriage isn't so important, and even when they end up married you know how that goes, so enough with the "Nigerian girls mentality"

Am saying Nigerian girls are more sensitive to marriage wen u dating dem dan most girls o knw

Free the man joor

Who has heard from workforce after the test? It's been 3 weeks now no email or sms. Has anyone heard from them?

joseph1832:
Nigeria, is a money centred society where people worship money.

True Story

What a piece from an unusual suspect. Lol. What inspired this write up? It's either u are thinking abt marriage or u are trying to inspire someone or convince someone to get married, so u are trying to get public opinion.

But it's a nice piece. Once u ve a steady income and have a plan for a bright future, u need to take the leap and wife Ur good gf.

Key words: good gf, steady income, emotionally matured and ready for marriage, fear of God, and medically fit

ejilife:
I believe that it is NOT yet time for God to forgive niGERians as so many hailing hailers are still defending the Dauran dullard. Until even the hailling hailers have no more excuse to make for the dullard's failures who has governed the country into 2 recessions, may God until to deal with the country and let everything continue on its never stopping nosediving.

Lol. Who are the hailing hailers again?

vedaxcool:
PDP world most uselees party

Still better than this APShit

ButterFrost212:
Is it by force to marry every guy you date And so what you get married before her, does that mean your marriage would last or even be a stress free one.

Your first sentence is the mentality most Nigerian girls now have.

Histrings08:
I don tire bro

We fell for the lies from the Devils agents the APC. But we are wiser now. God punish those social media agents that helped spread the propaganda against GEJ

ejilife:
I only see niGERians begging GEJ to return but the man is too decent to want came back and serve niGERia as her president again especially as he only received insults and name callings for the great policies that he gave the country courtesy of the present ruling APC and some gullible niGERians.The man has moved on with his life. This next move will be to rubblish all the accusation against his person of stealing billions or watching his ministers steal billions why he looked the other way. He will also aim to expose the lies in the $2.1billion Dasuki gate against his person.

APC really played a fast one on us with all those propaganda against GEJ.. Now we ve seen the truth. May God forgive us all.

Epic

#AdForumCo So somebody said we only knew Kenyans recently because DSTV introduced NAT GEO WILD. Epic!

#KenyaVsNigeria

This has got to be the best jab from a naija to a Kenyan,, can't stop laughing

ejilife:
. I believe that is why GEJ did the unthinkable by handing over without even going to court. He must be saying to himself: These people don. Take their own hands buy bad market.

I bet u if buhari continues like this, GEJ can contest in 2019 and win. Nigerians will beg him to return.

DropShot:
Apart from calling the team "square pegs in round holes", what suggestion or alternatives has he offered?

32% of Nigerians expect Buhari to print dollars/naira to tackle the economic recession brought upon us by our wrong past choices. And once he can't do that, they want him to resign!

The same set of people (the 32 percenters) will ferociously oppose the government's plan to seek and get emergency powers to tackle the economy and still blame the govt for not doing anything to solve our problems.

It's the same 32% that will support and pray for the success of the economic saboteurs (the scAvengers) against the country but still turn around to blame the government.

If you do all these and still expect better living, you're a big joker! Your suffering is just beginning. No short cut to success and no food for lazy man.

Oh pls stop the ignorance. U are just one blind follower or APC that u ve lost any sense of reasoning. Is it his job to provide solution to the economic problem? He is just pointing out a fact. Why not react to the fact he said abt the president's economic team. I know u are a zombie but aren't u tired already of defending this directionless government?

sheyguy:
Trash post. The true value of Naira is gradually being revealed. It has been subsidized by the govt for so long. and in the absence of excess petrodollar to maintain it Naira will keep crashing until gets to its real value. I put that to be between N800/$ - N1200/$.

Keep deceiving urself with that lie

Histrings08:
People will still tag u pdp Wailers even after the truth is written in black and white

Don't mind them o. The zombies put us in this predicament wen they chose a man with Nepa bill as certificate over a man with PhD.. Let's the zombies enjoy the change

George22016:
resign ke?My ancestor is ruling me to a default. I am off to kill him myself.*picks a cutlass,cuts of arms of forces,caught up with buhari on the stairs and lays him flat"

NON SENSE

ROTFL.. I bet even his brothers up north will take a shot at lynching him to death if the had that opportunity

ejilife:
Buhari is a multiple facet failure. He has never been successful at anything. Not known that has run any tasking business before now.

It's true. We practically kicked out an educated and successful man GEJ and installed a failure of a man in broad day light, with our own hands. This has got to be the greatest HEIST of the 21st century. Shame on us Nigerians

Koleman:
true talk. Na real half baked. Sentiments aside. I sometimes wonder if these guys filled with hatred understand the real reasons behind the problem we are currently facing. The current trend would have happened no matter the govt in power. Buhari does not control the price of oil in the market. Even if obama were the president of Nigeria the same thing would have happened. But nevertheless one part of me still feels this govt didn't do enough. They relied more on textbook solutions rather than practical solutions.

So if someone speaks the truth he is filled with hatred. I weep for Ur level of myopia....

Emancipation:
[b]Here are my own reasons of why we are in recession and economic instability

1) Buhari started out cancelling so many progressive economic policies of Goodluck Jonathan. Not because they were bad but simply out of spite, hatred and general lack of understanding.

2) Buhari took 7 months, I repeat: 7 long months to appoint ministers. The new british prime minister took only 3 to 4 days.

3) Buhari did not appoint technocrats but instead appointed political cronies as ministers. His minsters are so clueless that they had to consult with economic experts last month on how to fix the economy.

4) Buhari stubbornly burnt external reserve trying for months to artificially peg the Naira to dollar at #199 against the warning of so many economists. This only helped people with political connections and not the average citizen.

5)Buhari agreed with David cameron that Nigeria is fantastically corrupt. This of course gives no confidence to an investor. The role of the president is to defend his country and promote confidence.

6) Human rights violations which led to the rise of the likes of IPOB and Niger Delta Avengers. At a time when countries are fighting for global old market share, the NDA significantly reduced nigeria oil in the global market.

7) Travelling to over 30 countries without attracting any significant investments into the economy.
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We are saying the same thing. It's Buharis fault. In which ever way u look at it

cjrane:
I feel very bad for the unfortunate people suffering under the crass incompetence of Buhari.

Now that investors are finally fleeing exactly as he was warned when he was doing his crazy naira exchange rate manipulation and banning companies from leaving with their hard earned profits.

Buhari's unfortunate policies introduced panic into the system as every foreign investor now wants to pull out their money before Buhari reinstates his crazy exchnage rate restriction and manipulation. It will take a long time for confidence to come back into the Nigerian market as many already fear Buhari will reinstate his failed policy.

Buharis dullness and naivety put us in this quagmire. Nigeria is truly too much for him to run. He shld simply resign

feldido:
Nothing but the simple truth... At first they said his body language was fixing everything, now his body language has destroyed everything.

His zombies were the ones hailing his body odour not knowing the havoc it was wrecking... Now they are suffering it more than everyone...

And this has got to put to rest the lie that if Jonathan was still president Nigeria will ve been extinct by now. That's a huge lie from the pit of hell or from the pit of lies Mohammed's mouth

namuguibe:
and you are our teacher because you can differentiate between the caliber of the pörn students.
Oh Master of pörn .... I salute you sir

Hahahaha.... Let's call it a Tie... We are both students at the institution of porn. Weda undergraduate, graduate, msc, or PhD.

I still find it funny that most people don't know why Nigeria economy went into recession, they love the incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed about the past government ruining everything. It's also myopic to think that if Jonathan were to still be in power, we would be worse off.

The truth about Nigeria's recession is this; it was caused by the president's unguided rhetoric and uncultured body language.

Firstly, there is nothing we are buying today that we weren't buying 5 years ago, therefore it's not our purchase that put pressure on Naira but withdrawal of funds by foreign investors.

After the election, the president created instability with his unguided statements about how everyone is corrupt and how everyone is going to jail. The instability made foreign investors to liquidate their investment and change their money to dollars. In the process of trying to flee, they were willing to buy dollars at any price, which lead to high exchange dollar rate.

Even though some of them were not ready to run away, but want their money in dollars to save their investments from devaluation, the president gave a bad signal by banning deposit of foreign currency into dormiciliary accounts. That was enough for free market believers to see the draconian handwriting on the wall, that was the beginning of dollar rush.

To make matters worse, the president came up with another outrageous policy of rationing dollar to certain sectors and blocking many sectors out. That was the nail in the coffin which facilitated the emergence of free FALL.

In the end, foreign investors took over $80B out of the economy within a short period and everything went down to free fall.

To those who believe it will be worse if Jonathan is still there, you are all wrong. Policy continuity and political stability will not let billions of dollars leave our shores within such tiny time frame. Even though the government might have income shortage, the private sector will weather the storm by their confidence in the market.

The fear of the unknown created by PMB is responsible for the economic downturn not low oil price. Interest rate in America is currently at 0.5% while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan Chase will not mind borrowing $50 billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in Nigeria for return of %2000 profit. Citi bank will do the same, likewise US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari warning about the repercussions of his fixing policy before they pulled out, but his illiterate cyber warriors and misseducated e-soldiers said JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no longer believe in economic metrics since their messiah is in charge. Funny enough they are all suffering today because of the stupid policy, but they find relief by blaming it on past administration and Gucci appetite of average Nigerians.

For your information, if your president "kontunu" with his unguided rhetoric, Naira will go down to N1000/1 $. But we thank God, he is no longer talking.


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gemale:
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