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Mimidiva:

Lol. Pls call the police. She has to be charged with man slaughter

Mimidiva:

Lol. Pls call the police. She has to be charged with man slaughter

Na so crase dey start o

I wish I cld watch it. Am already moved to tears without even watching...

nonjebose:
Why are you attacking him? He made good points on all fronts, culminating in assessing the entire team as being poor. Ministers of state have always been redundant, while some ministries are truly in coma in this country

And we ve another zombie reporting for duty.

maryjan8:
I pray he is fined

You just murdered English.

Lately, Ikorodu and bad news be like..........

uzuri:
Went back to my secondary school and decided to recreate this pic from 7years ago.

How much did u paid the mods for this advert?

I can't help but notice the only change in Ur recent pics is Ur boooobs grew bigger. Aside that, same old same.


I don't know wat took my eyes thr o

Am innocent

[quote author=yemmy009 post=49406479][/quote]Funny meme. Lol.
But it's true na. Buhari have ruined everything.
BTW, Why do u look sad on Ur dp?
Abi na buhari cause am too?

May God save u all

The only militants we know are the ones in Delta, Rivers, Bayelsa and Akwa Ibom States. The rest are just wannabe.

When NDA accepts amnesty then I can celebrate..



Rochas try again later

Since buhari came to power, it's one bad news after the other.



Buhari and bad news............ Well Zuma over to u

Buhari o

Standing5:
They are not 'visible' cos the opposition media hides their own stories.

Singing felas song.....


Zombie, zombie, zombie, eh zombie

bejeiodus:
Colonel? Dambazzu did not only retire as a lieutenant-General—a three star general, but was also a former Chief of Army Staff. As regards his performance as the Minister of Interior, it has been lukewarm at best.

OP, many of the 'invisible' ministers are ministers of state. Every Nigerian knows that they were only appointed because the constitution says so. As for the substantive ministers on your list, Al Hassan is yet to get over her defeat at the polls, Musa Bello doesn't understand his role as minister of the FCT , while Hussaini Adamu heads a ministry that is tagged "not important". But then, they are all part of a team that has been grossly lethargic. There has been no star performer among the thirty-six ministers. This doesn't come as a surprise since the man who appointed them has been uninspiring thus far.

Why are u explaining? Who asked you?

You must be an unrepentant zombie.

In fact chief zombie of nairaland.

In fact u are the Knight of the zombie Kingdom

The so called Saints ministers that took buhari the dog 6 months to appoint.

Well all i ve to say is

Fucckk Mr president, fck his ministers and fck all those who made APC look like the answer

Wife:Darling where did you sleep last night? Hubby: Sam,our friend lost his sister that's where I slept....
Wife:Ok you can eat your food - am off to bath. (After bathing)
Wife: am going out
Hubby:Whereto? ...
Wife: To Sam's place so I can convey my condolences....
Hubby:When you were bathing they phoned saying she has risen!!!

Rita41:
Wow thanks so much so nothing like GMAT and co ryt

Nope.

kaen1317:
Millions of rams are slaughtered every year but rams are not becoming extinct or endangered. Compare it with the few number of elephants and lions killed and are now endangered. Why is it so?

Rams are domestic animals, while the odas are wild animals.

Gabflex:
The end time rain warning. .
beware. the coming of the Lord is at hand

Freak

Lukenitheooo6:
End time blood flow
first plague the river turns to blood ;time blood flow

Did u bother to read the post?

falcon01:
blood of the innocent

You gotta be kidding me. Are animals innocent

Iseoluwani:
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Was it sent to you like this? I gotbthis from a recruiting firm

Get a typing software on Ur system and practice Ur typing on keyboard. Work on Ur speed and accuracy. D rest is easy to scale.

This is based on my Etisalat customer care recruitment experience o. I guess they d same

Somebody shld pls write about studying in Nigeria. Ayam begging u people

Ok

I pray u give her triplet this night

vani86:
By your logic, a faction that kills at random, behead women and children at random just because "western education is a sin" to them is better than a faction that is fighting a clear injustice against them, a group of people whose homes are destroyed as well as livelihood now protest the only way they know how, they dont kill at random, but attack just d federal might to show they should indeed have a say in their land..

Very well then, i now know where to class you based on your reasoning

I can help u out, in case u run out of ideas.. That guy is a disgrace to unbiased reasoning

vani86:
boko haram are operating where?
In the east? ?

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