₦airaland Forum

Davidinho712:
I just tire oooo

guy the pitch is very ok. am inside the ahmadu bello stadium in kaduna. maybe ur tv is bad

Adexchelsea19:
Una even get time 2 dey watch super eagles match.As i like ball reach,if i fit miss deir match,that means sey sometin dey wrong with them.

Guy I dey inside the stadium live. Anythin for my dear country

barcanista:
Rubbish! Arrant nonsense! So the President don't even know when he will send his list? The Nation, a pro-Tinubu Newspaper should stop deceiving themselves. Let's see the list before any comment!

Come first........... Who u be self

Yeye misguided element. Keep ranting on nairaland, don't go and make ur life better.

Na seun I blame

@elrufai is using a supersonic jet in Kaduna. Hitting the ground running made easy. Some simpe quick wins you don't need forever to announce your arrival. El Rufai just announced 50% subsidised rate for Farmers in fatteliser purchase to enhance food production. Traditional rulers won't be receiving fertilisers for farmers. It will be supplied directly to farmers.

snazzy5050:
Another ftc Wat is happening

joblessness is happening

agabusta:
Lagos oilfield to begin production this year

With the award of a rig contract to carry out the drilling and completion programme for the Aje shallow-water field offshore Lagos, the first oil production is expected to begin in the state by December this year.

The operator of the Oil Mining Lease 113 has, on behalf of the joint venture partners, entered into a rig contract with Saipem for the Scarabeo 3 drilling rig to carry out the drilling and completion programme for the Aje Field Cenomanian oil development, Panoro Energy said in a statement on Monday.

The joint venture partners led by Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum Company Limited (the operator) had in October last year taken the final investment decision to develop the first phase of the Aje field.

According to the statement, the Scarabeo 3 rig is a semi-submersible rig currently stationed offshore Lagos. The rig will be moved 18 nautical miles to the Aje drilling location and will be used to carry out well operations for the first phase of the Aje Cenomanian Oil field development that includes two subsea production wells.

It said the well operations would comprise the completion of the existing Aje-4 well as a production well, and the drilling and completion of a new well, Aje-5, which would be drilled to the Aje-2 subsurface location.

The Aje-2 well is said to have demonstrated high reservoir productivity in a Cenomanian production test conducted in 1997, flowing approximately 3,700 barrels of oil per day of 41˚API oil under suboptimal well conditions.

Well operations are expected to commence in early third quarter of 2015 and are likely to take approximately 90 days to complete, according to the statement.

It stated that once well operations had been completed, subsea equipment would be installed and the wells would be tied back to the Front Puffin floating, production, storage and offloading vessel, currently undergoing refurbishment in Singapore.

The Chief Executive Officer, Panoro Energy, Mr. John Hamilton, was quoted in the statement as saying, “Panoro is very pleased to be entering into the rig contract for the drilling and completion of the Aje development wells. We have been able to achieve a lower rig rate than was expected when the Final Investment Decision was made in October 2014.

“With well operations expected to commence in the next few weeks, we will continue moving towards our incremental growth strategy of converting Panoro’s discovered resource base into commercial production and generating positive cash flow in 2016.”

Aje is an offshore field located in the western part of Nigeria in the Dahomey Basin at the border with Benin Republic, with the first oil targeted for December 2015, the statement said.

The field is situated in water depths ranging from 100 to 1,000 metres about 24 kilometres from the coast. The field contains hydrocarbon resources in sandstone reservoirs in three main levels – a Turonian gas condensate reservoir, a Cenomanian oil reservoir and an Albian gas condensate reservoir.

Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum Company is the operator, with 25 per cent interest in the field. The partners are Vitol, First Hydrocarbons Nigeria Limited, Energy Equity Resources Limited, Panoro Energy ASA and Jacka Resources Limited.

The JV partners had in January 2014 submitted the Field Development Plan for the Aje field to the Department of Petroleum Resources. The FDP was approved in March and is primarily focused on the development of the Cenomanian oil reservoir.





http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/lagos-oilfield-to-begin-production-this-year/

Am proudly a Geologist. Only a geologist will understand what's been said. Good news for lagos state

SMH! Our famous award winning Child right campaigner just called Senator Yerima a hero for teaming up with @dino_melaye to make @bukolasaraki Senate President. Politics is fun in Nigeria. It's an amalgamation of conflicting and confused personalities. Kayode Ogundamisi

butanep:
I am a geologist that have travel far & wide... my source is from Nigerian Geological Society...

Ur source is very wrong. Uni illorin should be above UniMaid

deebsman1:
all work and no side play makes jack a dull boy

make them no fire u o

butanep:
Geology/ Geophysic is a hot cake now in Nigeria especially in the petroleum sector. The most important thing about the course(s) is its diversification. With the increasing demand of oil and the exploration of new oil wells, search of underground water in complex terrain, building of dams and bridges, just to mention a few, geology/ geophysics will still remain relevant even till the next century.

Graduate with a good result in the field will always smile to the bank when employed in any of the oil sector or construction firm or hydrological ministries/firms.

They are only few universities in Nigeria that can boast of good geology department with sound theoretical, practical and field knowledge.

Here are list of universities that give the best in geology and can also boast of sound and competent geologist both home and abroad.


1 Obafemi Awolowo University ( OAU)




2 University OF Ibadan




3 University OF Jos (UNIJOS)




4 University OF Benin ( UNIBEN)



5 University Of Nigeria Nsuka



6 University Of Maidiguri ( UNIMAD)



7 Federal University Of Technology Akure (FUTA)



8 Federal University Of Technology Owerri (FUTO)



9 Federal University Of Technology Mina.




10 University Of Portharcort ( UNIPORT)


11 University Of Ilorin ( UNIlORIN)




12 Delta State University Abraka



13 University Of Calabar. (UNICAL)



14 Federal University Of petroleum Resources (FUPRE )


15 Ajayi Crowther university Oyo.


So if you intend to study geology or geophysic, you need to consider any of the listed university. They are the best in the field of Geoscience.


Cc lalasticlala

OP what criteria did u used to arrive at this ranking? did u visit each school and did ur research or its based on guessing or hear say? i need to know because am Geologist from UNIJOS, currently serving. so pls tell me what criteria u used. thanks



last bullet: @ the bolded, u are very correct.

deebsman1:
only if u know that am in the office, using office internet, perks u enjoy as a web developer, go and die

ur still idle even in the office

Ok

deebsman1:
4th FTC , on cruise control today

Gbaja all the way

sign of joblessness.

FreeGlobe:
when will your clueful gworo chewing brainless abokii master form government? Its already a weak plus and no appointments, no direction, nothing

after now u will be calling people who are above ur whole community brainless. who is the brainless one now?


weak ko weak erection ni

mosefin19:
and professor’s if this listed 20 best courses

BEST COURSES In Nigeria with best employment
opportunity
1. Civil Engineering
2. Agriculture Science.
3. Medicine.
4. Economics.
5. Business & Administrative
Studies.
6. Geology
7. Computer Science/IT
8.Microbiology
9. Architecture
10. Health Education
11. Home Economics
12. Marketing
13. Graphics Art.
14. Accounting & Finance
15. Fishery.
16. Pharmacy.
17. Physics
18. Human Resources
Management
19. Law
20. Chemistry

source:myschool.com

thats my course repping. it should be in the top 4

eROCK247:
Never said I did them. Those who practice these MAY occupy a mansion in hell, cos at the end of the day, u are not God that showeth mercy.

Let it be known that m not condoning the practices o! M just saying Mathew 7:1 should b a reference point to all Christians. apportioning places in hell is simply not ur duty. QED!

u don dey fear hell fire ba . keep consoling urself









dont mind me, was just kidding

Evathyst:
Lolz @ 'fresh professor'

What kinda Univ will advertise such an exalted position in a manner you just did? That we're looking for job doesn't mean we're so daft after all. Easy now, we're humans and not baboons.





Since you think this is a joke section, here's a little joke for you; 'Can a self-styled visiting professor of biology apply for the afore-mentioned job?'. Oya, Visiting Prof, come and apply o. University work don land! Lolz!

u get bad mouth ah swear

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Who nid am
Dis same full and sanusi shld come and explain d $8b dat was stolen under their watch

receive sense in jesus name

soludo must be high on oshogbo weed. who even called him to come and serve?

How is it my business

Best female minister ever

donphilopus:
While your smart and brainy father is in the village suffering, a brainless/dull man is leading you. Ain't you ashamed of your brainy father?!

Classic. Best response to a dunce

rigarmortis:
A joystick is a fleshy stick that gives joy.

is it edible?

netmillionaires:
that ur number 1, I do am well when I dey serve for one village. No light for over d months. Anywhere we dey go na extension socket, chargers and phones go full inside the poly bag. Even church is not an exception.

hahahahah. as a fellow corp member, i understand ur plight. God will forgive u in ur own case. . but angel michael go flog u small

eROCK247:
4. Putting an empty envelope in the offering bowl/basket.

5. Opening ur eyes to note those who fall under the anointing.

6. Making a vow(especially a financial pledge) u can't fulfil just to be praised/prayed upon by the pastor.

7. Gossiping during mass/service/meeting.

8. Leaving church b4 the end of mass/service/meeting.

9. Going to church without a thorough bath & mouth wash (u wan kill person with odour inside God house?)

10. Wooing/seducing someone during service (some people nor get fear of God sha!).

if u did all these, then am afraid to tell u that u wil occupy a mansion in the hottest part of hell fire

peeparty:
They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below...

A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.







http://lindaikeji..com/2015/06/students-eggplant-goes-missing-in.html?m=1

what is joystick? and eggplant?

what is eggplant? and what tha helli is joystick? is it the one on Playstation control pad?

i have never been prouder of been a Nigerian than this dispensation of GMB as president. for once Nigerians are scared of been chargeed for wrong doing, and are forced to do what is right.

bye bye to doing things the Nigerian way


welcome to doing things the right way.

gen2briz:
God please leave this woman alone and attend to Nigeria problem first (we are more than 120milla) , cos we're still face issue with the oil sector she oversees.
When you're through with Nigeria problems, then I wish him speedy recovery. Goodluck to her

lord please bless this boy with a credit in English language

DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:
1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.
2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.
3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.
4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.
5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.
6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.
7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.
8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.
9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.
10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

OP this ur list is thrash;

u should have opened ur write up with the following

1. going to church with bb charger, power bank and its charger, small nokia phone and the charger and their android phone with its charger, together wit a big extention and looking for where to charge while praise and worship is going on.

2. guys and babes dat go to church well dressed in a bid to land a babe or guy after service

3. sleeping in church . am guilty cos i slept tru more than half of todays preaching..........

Tolexander:
APC isn't used to being the majority in the house!

PDP is not used to being an opposition.

Wondering how the House is going to be like.

its gon ba like a seasonal film. season 1 episode 1 is about to commence. its gon be packed with action, intriugue, suspense, blows, fights................ betrayal....... its gonna be an interesting 4yrs ride.

these Tanoids just dont ve patience. why are u faster than ur shadows? wait for the 8th national assemble to be inaugurated next week, and see how the permutations will go. it will shock u all