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nkwuocha:
Just go to know that my little sister is one of the staffers,like I don't understand in the world why she got herself involved after all the money we spend on her.I know how much my younger brother wired to her account lately.The kind beat wey I go beat her when she gets to the house is loading.

Are u okay at all. Why the hell will u beat ur sister. Are u her father? U can't try it in my house, my dad will so finish u with his mouth eh. I pity ur gf and ur future wife

[quote author= post=75700728]The world is laughing at us. We like good economy.
We want steady and constant power supply, we want jobs, we want food on our table, we desire good infrastructure and security but at the same time could not exercise patience for a willing government that is sincerely laying the foundation for all these to happen.
They brainwashed you with "hunger in the land" slogan. They said 20million Nigerians lost jobs.
Majority of those people who they said they lost their jobs were construction company workers whose contract monies were diverted and could not continue as at the time PMB took over.
With resumption of roads construction, rail construction, 2nd Niger Bridge, why are they not sincere to tell us how many Nigerians have been engaged?
They tell us bankers lost jobs, who liquidated those banks?
Did PMB or Osinbajo take loan from these banks?
Who killed Cooperative bank?
Who killed Societè Generale?
Who killed Enterprise bank?
Who killed Intercontinental? Who killed Skye bank? Some of them took loans ranging from 10billion and above and refused to pay back.
The banks fold up and you hear them shamelessly saying Buhari made Nigerians lose their jobs.
Since inception Buhari didn't sack anybody.
In fact he employed more graduates and junior level officers into the civil/public service.
He didn't owe salary.
By 28 of every month all federal workers receive salaries.
Because you are not well informed you sink their lies. They say Buhari plan to Islamize Nigeria. How possible? Even Military government cannot dare it. Nigeria is a secular State They use our Christian leaders to brainwash us because we have no sense of history.
In 1999-2001 you recall the religious riot in kaduna.
I was in Kaduna then, many Christians were massacred. Obj was president then. Between 2000-2007 you recall the Fulani herders -farmers/locals crises in plateau State that led to declaration of state of emergency in plateau State.
Who was president then? Obj and not PMB.
Do you know that in Benue State farmer -fulani herdsmen had been at each other's throat since the military era? These kind of unhealthy political intrigues can only thrive in Nigeria where people have no sense of history or some people just want to deceive themselves.
Those who plunged us into the den of hunger, job loss, darkness, decay infrastructure, insecurity and poor education are posing as messiah, they killed our university system for their own to thrive.
It is only in Nigeria where a sitting president and his vice would approve for themselves, while in office, the licence to build universities. It is only in Nigeria where a president would abandon construction of National library and build multi billion naira presidential library in his hilltop mansion and the youths whose future is mortgaged will be clapping for them.
Resources that are meant for all were carted away yet you are here crucifying a man that is 'righting the wrongs' haba!
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.
[/quote]pls can this election come and go, i just hate seeing ur comments.

maternal:
Yes canada has a shortage of tradesmen like a Welder. You should apply as a skilled worker. If you get accepted go back to school and get your red seal. Red seal means you're qualified to work in canada, USA, or some places in Europe. Nobody acknowledges or respects nigerian qualifications here which makes sense.

Good day maternal. i just searched for this thread and from reading the first page i noticed you are very experienced with Canada visa related issues.
Please i need your advice nay direction on what to do.
I have a blood sister who is married with three kids, living in Canada and she is a citizen since 2011. her bubby is also a citizen and working in a gig oil coy in canada, she is working too.
me as her brother am working in a bank in Lagos, on the island since 2016. i want to apply for visit visa and dont know the first thing to do. my sis is coming this march and she wants to take me along wit a visitors visa. please what are the steps to take? i intend going there and coming back before finally going tru school.

kurt09:
Good development.

My 2019 voting pattern.

President - APC
Senate - Apga
House of Representatives - PDP
Governor - PDP
House of Assembly - Void ( Rubber stamp, no constituency developments. They are only satisfying their godfathers)

No one cares

Odinz:
Picks up the mic...

Greedy men have found their way into the church. They've made it a business and are cashing out bountifully at the expense of their faithful members who've been bound by their false teachings. This is happening just as the Bible predicted.

If only Christians would seek to know God personally. If...

Places the mic on its stand and walks away

What more can I say. You ve said it all

drmikeadams:
every Sunday 11,am

Yes brother. Where you get undiluted truth from the original scriptures not the altered version of King James

chendstone01:
my G freeze keep telling them that their pastors are milking them you don't need to pay God before he blesses you drops mic

picks up the mic................

The Almighty God doesnt need to be worshiped with money, only the god of mammon, the god of this world, satan needs ur money


drops mic again

God pass them. we the free nations members already are free with or without the social media handles. we The Sanctuary on cool fm

VaselineCrew:
My favorite

He should just go there and maybe he will get inspiration for a new tactics aside parking the bus

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I was going through my archives on my system and I stumbled upon various memes that were viral during the last election in 2015.

I decided to share them.

If u have some pls do share let's have some laughs

Beremx:
na you sabi. Blast or not, I Am atikulated

I love people like you . U are a very strong individual. If only people can be like you. It's human to make a wrong judgement about someone and make a u-turn once u realize the truth

Unlike the other Zombies who are ashamed to admit they were wrong abt the dullarddd

SEXYBILLIONAIRE:
Ecobank locked my account with about 55m inside. Looking for a strong lawyer to make sure we close down that bank. I am ready to fund this to any level

Maybe there was a huge fraudulent inflow and EDD is required. Or someone reported your account hence the No debit status.

SocialFinance:
Buhari all the way


'Ex President Ibrahim Babangida presently lives in a 50-room mansion on hilltop in Minna
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Ex president Abdulsalam Abubakar that ruled for less than ayear currently lives on hilltop in Minna built by Julius Berger.
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Ex president Olusegun Obasanjo currently lives on hilltop mansion, complete with N7billionlibrary in Abeokuta.
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Buhari's modest three-bedroom bungalow is located a few metres off Daura Kwangolam road, next to the Daura Shagari Low Cost Housing Estate.
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The building is almost nondescript thus attracting no attention.
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And this is where ex governor of present 6 Northern States, ex petroleum minister,ex head of state, ex PTF chairman, current sitting President of Nigeria lives?
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I thank God that PMB came in my life time.
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Of the 10 aircrafts he met on the presidential fleet, 2 are about to be sold, 2 had been donated to our air force, while 2 are currently undergoing repairs.
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Since he became president, his wife has been to Hajj and Umurah in SaudiArabia twice, to UK for daughter's graduation, to US twice for invitational engagement, then to Europe recently.
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In all her travels, she has never used any aircraft in the presidential fleet but, rather, commercial airlines.
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Was it not in this same country that the wife of an ex president traveled with over 60 women just to shop in hong Kong, using one of the aircrafts on the presidential fleet?'
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Even if it remains me and my household, PMB will forever remain God-sent.
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A sitting president who can give out his daughter in marriage, with less than 30 people in attendance, in his sparsely furnished apartment is a rare breed.

One day, in my old age, I hope to gather my kids and grand kids and tell them stories of PMB, the man that once ruled Nigeria with a spartan lifestyle.
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I have one word for you....


ZOMBIE




No apologies whatsoever.

Buhari has no business been anywhere near governance.


In saner climes he shld be somewhere in his village attending to animals and his farm.

enemyofprogress:
Lazy youths



Apart from cows and dogs which other animals also lay eggs?

Hyena and zebra

Atiku for president. Hope 2019

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Thunder fire you

We need more of this. Onnogen shld be removed tru constitutional means not this Hitler style system

Lol. It will be more easier for Jerry Gana to be president than for saraki to be declared president when the dullardd is still in power and the cabal are pulling his Strings. Try anoda joke pls

ericsmith:
We aint fools , the democracy pdp instituted into nigeria in not democracy because its never about the people .
The useless constitution they are asking there children to come n defend was fashion to prosecute only the poor & common petite thieves ... i spit on the judiciary & 99 constitution.
In naija context, democracy is a govt by the politicians from the politicians & for the politicians ..the people are just a means to an end.

You have made no single point. Just blow a whistle if u can't make any point. Thank u

BayportalEnt:
Borrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggg.. Somebody should advise this man that instead of doing this, he should start prepping a similar transcript for his concession speech come Feb 17th..

May God deliver u from urself

If u are too dumb to read and comprehend like the ass! Licking Zombies up there, here is the summary of what he said.

"As a democrat, I must say, without equivocation, that no mission or goal, no matter how noble or well intended, should be used as a pretext for the subversion of our democracy and our democratic institutions. To create a condition that allows the constitution and the rule of law to become secondary to any other agenda is to pave the way for tyranny. "

It's not about the CJN, it's the manner in which his removal was handled by El dullardinhoo and cabal.

Let the wise listen

Anything to send the dullardd back to his village in maradi Niger Republic is welcome.

Even if shekau offer help we will accept.

Bubu and the cabal can't stay beyond June 12 2019.


Who is with me?

PUSSYHOE:
there's a prostitute in every girl, just trigger it and see her do things you'll never imagine.

Truer words have never been said

Ok

aremz:
Thanks to PDP 16 years of massive looting we've become a joke home and abroad

Let's vote PMB/PYO and move to the next level

All APC members were once PDP members. So in a nutshell APC destroyed Nigeria

We are now a laughing stock in the comity of nations.

Which way Naija?

Pls vote out incompetent buhari.even a stone is better than buhari