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Sagay212:
Of course they never tell any truth about anything. And there will never be permanent cures to most of these infections and diseases even if it is possible to come up with it. How will they make money of they provide permanent cures for HIV, HBV and so many other infection. It's a whole load of money making sh.it. it's also a good avenue for scammers to make loads of money as well. Those traditional people claiming cure are mostly scammers.

Sagay212:
Lol don't mind the bunch of confused people. Im sure they are some funny NGO just looking for money. Hepatitis wey nor get cure...na so them dey deceive people.

cornel994:
who has sex mistakenly?

bukkyemotions:
Sorry, though my username is not my real name, but what can a lady do if she mistakenly sleeps with someone when she goes to give the person her wedding card. Let's say when she goes to give a wedding card to her ex & the ex rushes her for the last time & sleeps with her, & when she is done, she avoids the ex forever. Should she confess to fiance or just repent to do it no more?

Just asking a general question.

tokrizy:
because i ain't dumb as u MF.

tokrizy:
2006.



she is around 26 or 27yrs...

she ain't 30 yet.

but she don dey see 30.

kenonze:
It will be more noticeable to people in Lagos and Ogun states.
The last time i saw Red moon was 15yrs ago during my primary school days. If u are not told, u may not notice the difference

Horlaboy51:
So why do you quote the whole content?

Jacktheripper:
Like everyone, appearing smart during meetings is my top priority. Sometimes this can be difficult if you start daydreaming about your next vacation, your next nap, or bacon. When this happens, it’s good to have some fallback tricks to fall back on. Here are my ten favorite tricks for quickly appearing smart during meetings.

1. Draw a Venn diagram

Getting up and drawing a Venn diagram is a great way to appear smart. It doesn’t matter if your Venn diagram is wildly inaccurate, in fact, the more inaccurate the better. Even before you’ve put that marker down, your colleagues will begin fighting about what exactly the labels should be and how big the circles should be, etc. At this point, you can slink back to your chair and go back to playing Candy Crush on your phone.

2. Translate percentage metrics into fractions

If someone says “About 25% of all users click on this button,” quickly chime in with, “So about 1 in 4,” and make a note of it. Everyone will nod their head in agreement, secretly impressed and envious of your quick math skills.

3. Encourage everyone to “take a step back”

There comes a point in most meetings where everyone is chiming in, except you. Opinions and data and milestones are being thrown around and you don’t know your CTA from your OTA. This is a great point to go, “Guys, guys, guys, can we take a step back here?” Everyone will turn their heads toward you, amazed at your ability to silence the fray. Follow it up with a quick, “What problem are we really trying to solve?” and, boom! You’ve bought yourself another hour of looking smart.

4. Nod continuously while pretending to take notes

Always bring a notepad with you. Your rejection of technology will be revered. Take notes by simply writing down one word from every sentence that you hear. Nod continuously while doing so. If someone asks you if you’re taking notes, quickly say that these are your own personal notes and that someone else should really be keeping a record of the meeting. Bravo compadre. You’ve saved your ass, and you’ve gotten out of doing any extra work. Or any work at all, if you’re truly succeeding.


5. Repeat the last thing the engineer said, but very very slowly

Make a mental note of the engineer in the room. Remember his name. He’ll be quiet throughout most of the meeting, but when his moment comes everything out of his mouth will spring from a place of unknowable brilliance. After he utters these divine words, chime in with, “Let me just repeat that,” and repeat exactly what he just said, but very, very slowly. Now, his brilliance has been transferred to you. People will look back on the meeting and mistakenly attribute the intelligent statement to you.

6. Ask “Will this scale?” no matter what it is

It’s important to find out if things will scale no matter what it is you’re discussing. No one even really knows what that means, but it’s a good catch-all question that generally applies and drives engineers nuts.

7. Pace around the room

Whenever someone gets up from the table and walks around, don’t you immediately respect them? I know I do. It takes a lot of guts but once you do it, you immediately appear smart. Fold your arms. Walk around. Go to the corner and lean against the wall. Take a deep, contemplative sigh. Trust me, everyone will be shitting their pants wondering what you’re thinking. If only they knew (bacon).

8. Ask the presenter to go back a slide

“Sorry, could you go back a slide?” They’re the seven words no presenter wants to hear. It doesn’t matter where in the presentation you shout this out, it’ll immediately make you look like you’re paying closer attention than everyone else is, because clearly they missed the thing that you’re about to brilliantly point out. Don’t have anything to point out? Just say something like, “I’m not sure what these numbers mean,” and sit back. You’ve bought yourself almost an entire meeting of appearing smart.

9. Step out for a phone call

You’re probably afraid to step out of the room because you fear people will think you aren’t making the meeting a priority. Interestingly, however, if you step out of a meeting for an “important” phone call, they’ll all realize just how busy and important you are. They’ll say, “Wow, this meeting is important, so if he has something even more important than this, well, we better not bother him.”

10. Make fun of yourself

If someone asks what you think, and you honestly didn’t hear a single word anyone said for the last hour, just say, “I honestly didn’t hear a single word anyone said for the last hour.” People love self-deprecating humor. Say things like, “Maybe we can just use the lawyers from my divorce,” or “God I wish I was dead.” They’ll laugh, value your honesty, consider contacting H.R., but most importantly, think you’re the smartest looking person in the room.

WRITTEN BY:SARAH COOPER

Beeman1:
mtcheww. kwankoso can never defeat Buhari in kano. plss ipod terrorist should take note.

Tolexander:
Similar things happened under PDP, what was Secondus' reaction?

All na the same script but different cast and title.

buhariguy:
And so what?

Is a family affair,
Ortom should be afraid now.
They remove the speaker in case ortom want to defect,

Hence,
His impeachment

PrecisionFx:
Where is the rickety vehicle?

maclatunji:
If indeed people in the executive want to persecute the Senate President, they will simply do the following:

1. Allow the police treat him like a murder suspect.

2. Get members of the National Assembly to reconvene- you think it is impossible? Sit down there. INEC funds have not been approved as far as the executive is concerned you know.

3. Senator Saraki has panicked and is in a much weaker position today than he was yesterday.

However, what do I know? The so-called "wailers" are celebrating- what exactly? I don't know.

Oh, I forgot PDP is now the majority abi? Getting some PDP members to defect to the APC is not a major problem now.

My point is this, the only value that Senator Saraki had was for the Senate to do its job and keep runniing. Now, that the Senate has been shutdown for 2 months. Those in the executive can do effectively what they want with him and his acolytes.

Bodexman:
I think the best bet is to go back to regionalism or we restructure the whole thing.

Nigeria can't move forward with all this thing we are seeing. We are only deceiving ourselves.

somehow:
What did i type thst didn't happen?

oyebolaidris:
saraki n co shall reap what they are sowing in Nigeria

somehow:
Impeach Buhari? Hehehe.. Decamping is for 2019 and has nothing to do with impeachin Buhari.

We all know the political plans since. Make the country insecure by sponsoring killers in some parts of the country.

Delayed the passage of the budget for almost 9 months so as to starve the executes of funds to prosecute any notable infrastructure.

In the end of it all, Nigeria will suffer for it.

For the peace of Nigeria, they should tread softly..

Dpleaser:
Just because he support ur idea, now Muslims are no more terrorist again.
An imam saying this does not make him right also oyedepo spewing rubbish simply because he's no longer benefiting from politics like before.
We need to get something right in this country, everybody is entitled to his opinion be it imam, pastor or herbalist as any of them might be saying it for their personal gain.
Buhari might not be a better option but who do u think will make this country better in 2019 from the potential Pdp contenders. Who among them have that integrity

NgwaManNaija4LF:
IGBOS ARE JUST SPECIAL KIND OF GREAT RACE..TRUST ME,ANYTHING THEY HATE MUST SURELY FAIL. OUR NEIGHBORS HOW MARKET

QUOTE ME ANYWHERE.