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That's some real shit

Thunder fire any Nigerian youth that doesn't have his or her PVC.

Where do I sign also? Will be number 170,001 person to sign the petition

0temSapien:
Satan(Yahweh) has never been locked up in a cage by God Almighty its creator. It was actually his brothers and sisters who locked him and many other gods of religion in the cages. Here is the DOCTUFOS passage:

Why told u that. God gave arc angel Michael to lock up luckier, everyone knows that. The question is Why

Afobear:
Because God is a beast ...imagine not forgiving his close Paddy and you think he will forgive you ? Are you sleeping?

Bro that's not the reason.

ITbomb:
Not locked up

Not locked up? But what

I have wondered for a very long time why the devil was locked up in the cage.

I stumbled upon an explanation but am not convinced. So to all Christians who are versed in Bible knowledge let's discuss this topic.


Happy Sunday ya all

Say no more

aboladejohnny:
The problem with Nigeria is as follows;

Boko-Haram

Unemployment

Herdsmen

Armed Robbery

Recession

Insecurity


Put all the first letters together to see what the REAL PROBLEM is.

click like if you understand

Where is the like button

stupidity:
Been asking this bae out and she finally agreed to go out with me today on the condition she’ll come along with her friend. I said no wahala.

I got to TFC before them and they came in 2 minutes later. We ordered drinks at first and chit chat a little, then ordered something to eat. All these while they were snapping photos like they some kind of celebrity. As we were about to leave, I asked if they wanted take away. One of of them suggested shawarma, the other girl said same but she doesn’t want “hotdog” included.

Her reason, hotdog is made of dog meat!! .

Then the argument started. This babe nor wan gree, she said she’s very sure it’s made of dog meat and if she mistakenly eat hotdog, boil will catch her in her armpit. And to make matters worse she didn’t keep her voice low. All eyes were on us and laughing as well.

This same babe is using an iPhone with a valid subscription which she was prolly using for Instagram and the likes.

Finally told her to go on google and do a search. At first she refused. Said she knows what she’s saying, later she did the search and still wasn’t convinced. Even before we left there, she stood her ground. Hotdog is made of dog meat.

I know you are lying but kontinue

Who post this shit?

Which mod sent it to FP?

NwaAmaikpe:



I tell anyone who cares to hear.
If you are broke,
If you are jobless,

Get a rich married sugarmommy.
But never attempt yahoo-yahoo.

God hates fraudsters.

So u can be reasonable sometimes?

Nairalander think otherwise

Somebodydaddy01:
I know it wrong and not good ...I watched a lot of innocent woman take their life or go to jail and one boy will be popping bottles .....let’s say the truth it’s bad but it has drastically reduced the rate of crime in our society ...I’m a legit business man I hate them with passion

That's the idea, what is wrong is wrong. Let's start condemning evil. The Nigerian way is always short cut, breaking rules and trying to get rich quick. It has spoilt our image all over the world. We need a total paradigm shift of our mentality and way of life. We should start frowning at people with questionable source of wealth and no defined job. It begins with u and i

Somebodydaddy01:
I don’t blame you .... I blame oga Seun

Yahoo boys sympathizer. U are just like boko haram sympathizer. When they started and they were getting killed, Ur current president was a sympathizer like u are doing nw. Look at whr boko haram is. Let's condemn evil in its totality. What is wrong is wrong

fuckerstard:
Lot of families dey chop from yahoo boys directly or indirectly.

Continue supporting evil and what is wrong.

emelda86:
From the deepest part of my heart I'm sorry may she continue to rest in his bossom

Amen. Tnx

emelda86:
Awww...so sorry but u should have considered that before saying are they women so sorry for your loss

Plz thunder will not fire me ooo....

I was on my lane u just came and attacked me. Let's mind what we type. I didn't mention u in my post. Thunder won't fire u. U really hurt me with those words

Lonestar124:
what's he writing

May his soul rest in peace.....One thing must surely kill a man.

What a dumb mentality. What's "one thing must kill a man"?

emelda86:
Sorry to ask is your mother a woman, is she a granny,does she know what fashion is?

Yes she's a princess, argue with orumila

You had to just mention my mother. You are very stupid for dragging my late mum into this. Thunder fire u thr.

blakky97:
you are right. the best one i have met is a chronic introvert. there is nothing i have not done to get her used to me. she is too shy. i have analysed it properly and i don't see that aspect of her changing anytime soon. when i was younger, i flowed with the saying that with money a man can get a wife overnight. but the reality of it is, with money, a man will likely get a bad woman overnight

I was just like you too bro. I had to settle with the closest thing to a gud girl I was able to lay my hands on 5 yrs ago. I had to grow with her and teach her a lot. U can only catch dem early but once they are above 24 men they are another diff being shaped by their experiences weda gud or bad. Gud luck bro

LivingFree:
I see you like clichés

I sure do. I am d king of cliches

princechurchill:
See finishing articulo montis

Northerners come and carry your brother

They won't show face

Despite appointing more northerners into Nigeria’s security services (Defense and Interior), insecurity in the North has heightened to unprecedented levels in recent history, making it the most dangerous part of Nigeria today. Northern Nigerians farmers, like their southern counterparts, are not protected from the onslaught of killer herdsmen, while cattle breeders are also left at the mercy of armed cattle rustlers who have greatly decimated their livestock. That Zamfara State is the home of the minister of defence, Mansur Dan Ali, did not prevent bandits from killing hundreds of people in his backyard. Similarly, that Chief of Army Staff Yusuf Buratai and National Security Adviser Mohammed Munguno are from Borno State has not resulted in the defeat of Boko Haram insurgency or prevented the Dapchi schoolgirls’ abduction. That Buhari appointed himself minister of petroleum, Maikanti Baru, a northerner, as GMD of the NNPC and about 15 other northerners into strategic positions in the oil and gas sector didn’t prevent an acute fuel shortage that resulted in “12 million” northerners paying double the official price. Despite the appointment of Adamu Adamu, a northerner and veteran journalist with accounting background, as the substantive minister of education and a university professor from the South as his subordinate, it has not reduced the number of out-of-school children (about 10 million) roaming the streets of northern Nigeria.

By the end of his first four-year mandate as President, Buhari would not have succeeded in solving any of the North’s most fundamental problems of educational backwardness, economic underdevelopment, insecurity and a diseased population. This is so because no part of Nigeria can be developed under a sectional agenda but under a pan-Nigeria framework.

Cally stiffler, u should be named "SAVAGE". U just took a whole president to the cleaners

GavelSlam:
Provide sections of the constitution to back your claim.

Sarkki is that u

LivingFree:
Hey stranger... Nothing but the price of gas

What a reply

biacan:
This thread ain't for kids

Wicket

blakky97:
best analysis so far and a perfect description of my life right now. I'm at the early 30s stage. its hard to get married for real at this because now i am looking for a specific kind of person

There is 95% possibility of u not finding that person, unless God will give you the chance to mould that person. Lower Ur expectations, if u find a gud girl, God fearing, honest, with very low body count, healthy, a graduate or undergraduate, level headed, from a stable family and she loves u and u love her, just go for her. U can't find that person with those qualities u seek

dumo1:
May God grant you your heart desires.

There is 95% possibility of u not finding that person, unless God will give you the chance to mould that person. Lower Ur expectations, if u find a gud girl, God fearing, honest, with very low body count, healthy, a graduate or undergraduate, level headed, from a stable family and she loves u and u love her, just go for her. U can't find that person with those qualities u seek

greiboy:
in Nigeria that I grew up in

@Early


20s boy/men

Most can hardly get a girlfriend, most are broke with the exception of those from wealthy family, majority are in university. A huge number opt for the self service option.

Ladies
Most don't want to date their mates, most have high standards and believe they will end up with very rich prince charming. The majority of them hold great expectations for their futures

@Mid to late 20s

Men

Most are just getting laid now . Some are finding financial freedom. Majority are just having first relationships and first set of assets to call their own

Women

Most have now suffered countless heart breaks. Some are lucky to be married and won't stop flaunting their marriage status at the founts of the majority unmarried ones. Society and parents will begin to apply pressure on most to settle down. Some might start regretting actions they took in the their early 20s

Early 30s

Men

A huge number are now financially stable. Some might have settled down by now. Majority are feeling the pressure to settle down. Some are still reeling from heart breaks and feel they can't trust women again. Some have become playboys because of the relationship opportunities their new found financial status have afforded them.

Women
Some have become desperate to settle down as a consequence of societal pressures. Some have grown thick skin and have decided not to settle down again. Majority is now married but not all the married ones are glad.

Say no more. U just summed up the travails of single Nigerian youth (male and female). Wish I can like Ur post 100 times