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lalasticlala,alpee sunday oo

laff ya phurking ass awtt

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Ayoolaboboo:
MADNESS is when you wake up in the morning without brushing your teeth and washing your face, you head straight to filling station to buy fuel on a long queue. After spending seven hours, you buy a litre at N200 then you come back home, use the fuel to power your generator and charge your phone. You then switch on your phone, go to facebook and post ‪#‎ I‬standwithbuhari

the real Madman is the person i just quoted!!

who dem epp

Am sure those guys are doing that in the name of drying the water awtta her...Bad boys

Seun:
This is not ok.

this is obviously a 18+ pics seun..this shouldn't be on FP

i was expecting sumthing like "and he loose control while helding unto the motorcycle and fall"..becUse this is no news to me

Lesson learnt so far:

jollof rice is very delicious,try eating it!!!!!

ndnuray:
Haba! Op av u ever been to any banking hall n see wall socket to charge...! #iranu#notfunny#bitter#fuelscarcity#fuel#9ja

lolz,i would blame the hot scorching sun which has really affected ur sense if humour due to the queue:p

mytime24:
just bring am 1st

only if yuwi buy am 300 per litre

mytime24:
i need am pass gen

na ur belle wan consume am?

mytime24:
u dey sell fuel

u want fuel

mytime24:

space bookers sighted

an i warn him o

help a brova!!!!
pls i'm feeling sleepy,should i close my eyes

ha first pics eeh,but why can't she kukuma off all her cloth

chai,wizkid is a badass!!!

Wizkid has reply linda ikeji again! calls her a hoe!!
cc:lalasticlala oo

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chai,na today i confirm say i be certified MumU..and i was sleeping jejely,naso i saw my bea call,and i pick am..next thing na for her to tell me she dey infront of our gate...out of ignorance and i say badt guy,i quickly jump out of bed.for my mind i be like "chai,i don hit jackpot today,no dulling"...i reach outside,i strech mah neck,lookleft,look right,look everywhere,infacf i look sky,i was like.."when did this girl turn to ghost nahi called her back.."hey,where Are you nah??nex thing i hear APRIL FOOL!!Na thunder go faya yur mouth..WTF!!!!

funny enough i try to desist myself from masturbating and after days again i cant help but do that shit again!..

Smellymouth:
Make I go shitt, if I come back and naija never score, I go close this thread


Cc:: Lalasticlalas, Ish1love, Mynd45

lemme join u,if nigeria no win eeh,i go use mai shit decorate their faces

ckmayoca:
What is press?

ask smellymouth..
"who is pressing themselves btw nija and egypt"

our telefision don spoil...
who dey press themselves btw egypt and nija

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just start to imagine that judgement day has come,and ur infront of ur God accounting for all ur deeds..tha mad konji will become plasmolized

3rdlegxxx:
Bro pls help me tell them ooo, I have been using my mtn for up to 5 years if not more, the longest I have waited to be answered is maybe 10 mins and that's so rare, it's usually between 1 minute and 3.

maybe those pple complaining do mtn bad thing..lols

buh here in my area,Mtn never ceize to amaze me..
once i called their customer care,it doesnt take up to a minute before they would pick up..
atmost,3 minutes!

this is so touching,inspirating,and so much lessons to be learnt..
so far,i learnt from OP's write up that this life is too short to take everything serious...
they are some certain time in life we realize the importance of pple that lives around us...
in life,always try to be good to pple,dont look down on anyone..lets not live a life of pretence,moreover,we shouldnt start behaving asif this life is our permanent abode,because life is just like a Market,where u sell and buy your goods,then u return home to account for all what u've achieve so far,whether profit or loss
Life is just vanity!!!
lets