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xfire: NNPC recruits biochemists as HSE officers and lab analysts in the refineries. They recruited many in their last successful recruitment exercise. Biochemists also work as environmental scientists. Biochemists were also selected in the current NLNG recruitment. I know 2 biochemists that have made it pass the 2nd stage and are awaiting interview.

pls what does SHE stand for and ISPON. Am also a Biochemistry undergraduate.

I would Love to be a Japanese (Samurai) or Qatari (Oil Money)

LG are feeling Me Bello since 1992. #life is Good.

Op, you forgot about Tinie Tempah.

Nicepoker: include ur extra year pls.

Do you think am dumb like you?

Those that do it knows what they are into but frankly speaking I can't and am in my 3rd year. I still have 2 years to go.

One of the health attendants that
attended to the Liberian that died of
Ebola virus in Lagos went to the church
last Sunday to testify to the goodness of
God in her life. The testifiers were 10 in
number and she was no. 4 in queue.
When it was her turn to share testimony,
she testified that she is negative to Ebola.
When it was time for her to return the mic
to the Pastor to call on the next person.
Pastor: Don’t worry, give the mic to the
next person.
Next person: (shifts back) nooo give it to
pastor.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, take your mic, he
is not collecting it.
Pastor: Give it to the sister behind him.
Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget my
testimony, may be next week.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, if you are not
ready to collect the mic, I will put it on
the floor (going back to her seat)
Before she turned back to where she was
sitting before, everybody in the church
has jumped outside for their life.
Ebola patient do have chance of survival,
spread this information.

I wish I can have a glimpse od the after-life

He will be remembered;
1. As a deputy who always turn out to be the Boss.
2. For promoting the Fedora hat fashion line and south south clothing
3. The loving husband of Mama peace and he showed the world to love their partners despite their weakness
4. The most insulted President
5. The first president to own a Facebook page
6. As The shoeless child who became a president
7. As the well learned President in Nigerian history who earned a Ph.D

Ronaldo's own sucks, I can't forget the day he scored Germany 2 clean goals during 2002 world cup with that hair cut of his.

The Police Service
Commission has approved
the promotion of six Assistant
Inspectors – General of Police
and two Commissioners of
Police to the rank of Deputy
Inspectors – General of Police.
The AIGs are Dan’Azumi Job
Doma, Mamman Ibrahim
Tsafe, David O. Omojola,
Solomon E. Arase, Christopher K. Katso and
Salihu Argungu Hashidu, while Hilary Opara
and Sotonye L. Wakama were promoted from
the rank of Commissioner of Police. The
promotions are with effect from 19th August
2014. The Commission also re-affirmed its earlier
decision that promotions from the ranks of ACPs
to AIGs would only be done after its interviews
with the affected officers.
The Commission had earlier at its 6th plenary held
on 12th August 2014 reviewed the time limit
within which aggrieved police officers can lodge
complaints against punishment meted to them to
thirty (30) days from the receipt of the decisions.
It has also availed aggrieved officers the
opportunity to appeal directly to the Commission
where an action on its decision is not
implemented by the Police authorities as directed
by it.
The Honourable Chairman of the Commission, Sir
(Dr.) Mike Mbama Okiro, while congratulating
the newly promoted officers enjoined them to see
their elevation as opportunity to serve, imploring
them to use their wealth of experience in uplifting
the Nigeria Police Force.

http://frankmba.com/commission-promotes-eight-to-digs.html

Fulaman198: Very nice Malam Bello

Godiya ni ma na ke Fulaman198

I don't use it because am not yet married.

Even though he was a tyrant, he did good for his people than our successive criminally minded rulers.

Ribadu, is not far from the truth. Let's embrace and support our leaders to take us to the promise Land #GEJ till 2019

I saw my addmission status on JAMB Website before checking in with the school to confirm it.
My Kid sister too checked her own addmission on Jamb website and it there.

He wants to appease his white Bosses.

N100 the day I went for common entrance examination.

They said Love is blind but my own; have eyes to see, ears to hear, nose to smell, tongue to test and skin to feel.
If she would use that as a yardstick to measure my Love then she should forget it.

chinelo5: Marriage in any culture depends on several factors; the lady herself, the lady's immediate & sometimes extended family, the village,the state of origin etc.
when my husband came for "iku aka" i.e "knocking on the door"(introduction), it was a very relaxed atmosphere. I made all enquiries and confirmed everything myself by speaking with my dad regularly. He only came with drinks,his brother and a very close friend from the same state as mine.
My dad (God rest his soul) reduced the items on the list(even though the original list was no biggy). His reason was that no man can compensate him enough for his daughters hand in marriage. To think that my husband is not Igbo yet my immediate and extended family welcomed him with open arms. This is why I said in the beginning that it all depends on the lady in question,her family etc.
don't be afraid, don't let tribalistic morons discourage you. I'm also from Alor in Anambra.
Traditional marriage in my village is simple

I desire to marry an Igbo girl but from what Alor pple are saying about their tradition, they should be my choice. Am from Gombe hope your people will welcome me

Some people who claim to be difficult need Gods intervention.

Kanwulia: Only if you are a fool in love!
Love must have 'conditionalities'. . . . .or you are playing with your life!

Seconded

Recombination of their life

Segunagagu: we can never be close cos he is toooo strict. we can't seat together and gist...lai lai..maybe in my next world..hmmm..wat again..he is never okay with wat he tells u to do for him...he must surely complain. .hmm..he shouts at every little mistake ...I make sure I don't see him throughout a day...I pray he travels. .hmmmmm..wat again oo..he behaves like he doesn't have money. .hmmm...he can frustrate ur life. ..but lastly. .if u tell him u want to buy a book of 200000..he will give u d money. .but money for other things. ..forget itttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!.....very bad...

Bros e b like say we dey share the same father, I swear.

Kanwulia: Who is this ijjjiot?
Please, I have noticed you.
Die in pieces!

*ID to ignore list*

My Love why the fuss? Just let it go.

Name : Bello Abraham Yahaya
Tribe : Waja
State : Gombe, living in Minna.
Religion : Christian
Party : Non partisan

Syenite: Ok campus radio. But when u get to ur parents' house do u still tune to radio stations and sit to listen?

Only if am in the Vehicle, but I rarely tune to radio station when am at home.

Nice move. Hope he won't go and finish the state treasury in a funny way!

Windows 8, is now history.