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Let the maid go and replace her with one so unsexy that it'll kill his sex drive for years.

jubebaister:
She spread her legs wide apart and asked me to shave her very bush thing. I first inserted my tongue and licked her vagina dry first before shaving her and she enjoyed it.

She said she will never forget me even if she marries another guy.
I'm blushing

I will find you....... and deal with you.

Vinshu:
"Willingness" is not certainty. He is willing doesn't mean it might work. So until he has done it and it worked. Thats what matters. Not his willingness to do it.

You don't have cash jooor, you're just another random, irrelevant white girl that thinks she's intelligent but actually reeks of ignorance.

Vinshu:
Yes I have alot of money. My credit rating is 9.8 on a banking scale of 10. See that? I'm not broke. I work my ass everyday Monday - Saturday and I rest on Sunday. Work begins Monday again. So if I can do that. Why can't he?

Do You drive a Porsche or Ferrari? Do you own a mansion? Do you have over $10 million in your bank account and in assets ?

If "yes", you're rich!!!!

If "No" fall in line with other oyinbo hustlers.

If everyone creates intelligent threads, They'll be no one to create dumb threads.

kaziblake:
It's shldnt be a problem at all.
Who big breast don help?

It helped Cossy.

Believe me, that girl ain't nothing but a walking, talking breasts.

isan:
so i am suppose to prraising for doing his job ?

Face your village.

Seriously..... I support splitting this country and carving SE and SS together to go do whatever they want together.

They reason alike.

kkkp:
We get to hear story about how they attack and so on..but nobody is reporting when they attack them and other things. Is it because they don't have anybody to tell their own story on their behalf..there is always a two side to a story

Those herdsmen are primitive and barbaric. They're just one step from cavemen so their side of the story is irrelevant.

They don't reason like civilized humans.

Jadekitana:
You can imagine! If I were a guy and I know I wanna have fun, i'd have good fun till 35, and then pick a lady to settle down with! Once I settle down, no more playing around. Why settle at a young age and be womanising up and down,insulting your wife and marriage.

Older guys are worse...... they got some cash now to fulfil their teenage fantasies.

My friends in this age bracket go for threes0mes and the likes.

1bkaye:
Ladies, can you marry or even consider being in a relationship with a guy who doesn't drive a Maybach? Or any other luxury car of similar calibre?

Have You seen a Maybach before?

This girl and bankers sha.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

He thought he could come to Lagos to flex his muscles but his butt was handed to him.

This is Lagos..... not Rivers state.

Lagos sense.

durentdbiitch:
Jeezus help us

Durent, call your peeps to order!!

CrazyDemon:
My mind is telling me no,but my body is telling me YES. I don't wanna hurt no body ..but there is something that I must confess...

Resist the "CrazyDemon" telling you to do that.

RichYoungNigger:
I know how to treat foolish women.
I just get them pregnant.
Their foolishness goes away instantly and them will be a slave to you

So what now happens to the baby?

ireneony:
I will teach him how to satisfy me...better still I will be the one to bleep him it will be fun that way

Hmmmm....... interesting.

I dont regret my sex..... I'm male and I'm loving it!!!

Now that I'm older, I look back and realize 2-pac was an immature f00l who could rap and had passion.

Just look at the lives of those that survived the "Eastside vs Westside" beef he promoted...... most of them are now crazy successful, Doc Dre, Jay-Z and P-diddy aiming at a billion dollars, ice-cube now a Hollywood star etc

While the fool 2-Pac stuck with, Suge Knight is in and out of jail till date..... those that stuck with him e.g. Kurrupt, Daz, Lady of Rage all went down with his fat butt.

It's a scene from the recently concluded tv series she starred in, "American horror story ".

Quakertellicus1:
You know something....why apologize to a woman who did nothing about the mess in NNPC....especially the fact that because we did not properly fix the refineries and add new ones under her rule.....we are in this mess.

1.You are paying N180 for fuel(it is still N86.50 in major marketers and NNPC fuel stations....higher in some independent marketers)....because the fuel subsidy.....WHICH YOU DO NOT WANT REMOVED....and which your new hero supported its removal....is preventing marketers from making profits....so as a result....they have to sell much higher than official price....or else they won't have the dollars needed to import.

2.Have you ever thought why we do not have the dollars for imports? It is because oil prices have fallen....so we can no longer waste dollars on everything.....we need it to keep up the naira....so that you sports fans wont be paying N100000 for a loaf of bread.

And if the subsidy goes.....you would be paying far higher for fuel. So...why are you complaining. Do you expect APC to diversify the economy in 10 months....when PDP and your new heroes did not do it in 16 years?

3.Ask your new hero why no new refineries were built? Even if the ones we have are working at full capacity....we would still need to import 23 million liters of fuel every day. And the reason prices stayed at N97-N87 per liter during her time was because...we had the dolalrs to import and subsidze the fuel at the same time. Now we do not...and now the decisions we made not to build new refineries has come back to haunt us.

4.Ask your heroes why at the end of their rule...they were still owing money to the marketers? That is why they refused to import...they were owing so much that they were in debt...and they still owe. Because....we no longer have the dollars to import since oil prices fell.

5.And is it now you are noticing we bought fuel at higher prices. I bought fuel at N102-110 during GEJ's time. I even know of people who bought fuel at N170 in Minna during GEJ time. And fuel in SE and SS was above N150 during GEJ's time. Indeed...it was only Lagos and Abuja that sold fuel at N97 during GEJ's time....in the very outskirts of ABuja.....fuel was sold as high as N140. during gej'S TIME.

6.What would solve this problem is ......removal of subsidy. But that would put prices of fuel above N150....the same price you are complaining about....but fuel would flow. You are complaining about high prices....and yet...you paradoxically do not want the actual solution to your problem....apart from five new refineries?

Nigeria needs at least 23 million extra liters per day...in addition to the new 17 million liters of fuel per day.Some even put it at 53 million extra liters per day!

Abeg...why apologize to someone who spent all the time in office doing nothing to solve the problem....and hiding the problem via massive dollar influx to import fuel to paper the cracks. Nigeria needs new refineries and removal of subsidy. Things that your new heroine did not do ...and before anyone calls me zombie....things that the new APC govt must do if they want to sort this issue out once and for all.

Nigerians....

I swear Nigerians can be daft. Only a few people understand the reason for the current Nigerian situation.

Ask them for the reason and they'll start giving vague reasons.

I was initially pissed to be surrounded by such ignorance but I've decided to exploit it and they'll praise me for it.

Naija9090:
Who dash monkey banana. Full blooded Igbo from Imo...that's why she is successful. Had seun$ been Igbo, he would have worth billions instead of the chicken 1 or 2 million naira he is worth.

I can bet that you're a broke guy.

1.... look at their hair.

That might be the last time he'll squeeze one this year.

Mini skirts...... a celibate man's worst enemy.

Adaure4ever:
@OP.. you love opening jamb question threads.

You're guilty of the same crime.

durentdbiitch:
Am turning 18

So you've been 17 all this while.

You're kinda too young for some things you do here.

Well, I hope you straighten up as you get older.

I knew this was coming when GEJ was sharing millions of dollars up and down before the election.

That's why they have to chokehold his cronies till they vomit the I'll gotten cash.

If those corrupt judges try to set them free, choke the judges too.

Richy4:
I saw the plate number bro.. and that doesn't look like Nigerian background.....

You're right. That's a Dubai number plate.

Obviously this isn't his car.