₦airaland Forum

Sunnynwa:
Yea, we keep hearing. When are we going to get a conviction?

Ask the Nigerian judiciary that question.

The people under trial have enough stolen money to delay, frustrate and buy the courts.

Why are you acting as if you don't know the Nigerian system?

goingape:
let say Google is not in existence! will you open your God damn mouth to say this?



get-out!

Just learn something new and move on...... that's why we're all here isn't it?

goingape:
bitumen is no a deposit my friend.

it is a by product extract from the distillation of crude oil.

bitumen can never be in a deposit form.

You're wrong. It is found in deposit form in Ondo.

It's general knowledge.

Pavarottii:
Where is the money and av they recovered d money. If they av why are we still going on a borrowing spree by buhari?

The money has been used to buy private jets, trips around the world, luxury shopping, houses in choice locations around Nigeria, Dubai etc.

What else explains the high number of houses seized by EFCC?

Did you think looted N400,000 million will stay the same in the banks without it being spent?

If people can remember how GEJ's administration grinded the nation to a halt when he lost the last election before handing over, you'll realize that he had almost finished the nation by then.

That is exactly what Buhari inherited with huge debts (used by GEJ to hide the already bad economy ) and he's trying to revive.

You hear of all the money looted by GEJ's administration and you still wonder why there's no money in the economy..... then there's little hope for your brain to reason well.

Kitty cat depreciates when worked........ Money appreciates when worked.

selfdefence:
I share a 3 bedroom flat with my two friends. Everyone has his own room but we share the sitting room.
After the rain yesterday, my friend John (not real name) strolled out within the estate since he's on leave. Luckily for him he blocked one fine babe who came to stay with her uncle who also lives in the estate (according to her, her school was shut down after protest )

Well, I don't know if its loneliness or konji or due to the weather all I know is that after his sweet mouth she eventually followed him back home.

We all got talking and you know as guys behave Na, we started yabbing each other while she laughed .

The yab graduated to the kinda phones we use. Now John works with a marine company so he uses a Samsung edge. The other guy (let's call him James) uses a Tecno phantom Z, while Poor guy like me managed to buy Tecno boom J8.

Na so these guys yab me die. Say Na poverty mk me De use boom j8 (phone way I use almost all my salary buy for N41k )

I don't need to talk much about the Samsung edge cos even the look alone will mk any girl say yes to you . The way the thing curve for the side, hmmmm!!! Samsung tried there o.

James's phantom Z no be here o. The follow come earpiece Na rugged. The camera quality is the bomb.

These guys finish me with mouth.

Good a thing my boom J8 came with a headset that will give u different kinda swagg. Na so I shut up De listen to music.

I didn't know the girl was just watching me, come dey even wish say na me first block her

She asked if she could listen to the music I was listening to. Well, At least I don get her attention.

Wow!! Sharply she just trip for the sound coming out from the headset. I was actually listening to flavor's "baby oku".

She just De nod her head, na him all of a sudden the next thing I saw was her standing up to follow my guy to the room . She gave me back my phone and off they went to "play the match" in the room.

After over an hour she announced she was leaving and told me we'll talk later. Now that got me confused.

Later yesterday when I was watching match I received ping on Whatsapp. When I checked the picture, alas she was the one. She told me she flashed her number with my phone when she was listening to music with it.

Na so we chat De go. I no even follow the match again.

To cut long story short, she's coming to see me tonight when her uncle leaves for vigil and my guys are going clubbing tonight.

Should I tell John about the girl or I should just chop and pretend nothing happened?

Na me be the poor guy with the cheapest phone o yet Na me she want.

Guys mk I chop clean mouth or should I tell my friends??

She followed your friend home but when she met 3 of you guys, she chose you.

She still smashed your friend out of obligation (since she followed him home) but I can bet her mind was on you through out her time with him.

She's through with him and wants to face you that she prefers now.

ebube89:
stealing is the same whether 1naira or 100m.
if buhari has refused to tell us d source of funding of his presidential campaign which spent billions of naira, then we are just deceiving ourselves

Well you can go disturb yourself over N1 thieves...... I'd rather concern myself over N100 million thieves.

As if Buhari was part of the ruling party in charge of the National treasury.

shaybebaby:
Stay young sha, your middle name is NOW Linus.

Holla at your sis and stop making me chase your ass on NL.

Noey'squishums new addition to his vocabulary..."Boobies"

Hmmm...... I hope he doesn't start chanting that in public.

shaybebaby:
The intensity of campaigning for the validation of peeps you don't know? Height of joblessness to me. When there are more serious issues on the planet.
Vapid if you ask me but you didn'the. I'm in the mood to mess with you.
Good morning, anything for the girls?

Why so serious?

Being silly can help one stay relaxed and young....... look at me for example.

Growing up can be so stressful atimes so it's things like this that help escape the realities of life...... if only for a little while.

Normally I'd be in the Political section fuming about the country's situation but that can lead to a heart attack.

Nutting for the girls for now oooo....... na your hands all the pounds dey now.

shaybebaby:
Which kin convert be that? You disappoint me man.

The intensity of the campaign needs to be rewarded.

MUVA:
BOSS!!!


Its MIMZY or NO ONE!!!!


You get mouth baba



#TrendMIMZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a convert already!.

This Mimzy's campaign team is strong.

Lanicky's too gets a respectable mention.

The rest need to catch up.

ndcide:
Fayose have more tangible development than our president for now.

Name them.

AntiIPOB:
Why must you dignify him with a mention?
Just ignore him.

Sometimes, they need to be shown their ignorance....... just so that they don't transfer it to other open minds.

Fayose is as clueless as his admirers.

Please ask them for his achievements and their reply will be......

" He's chief tormenter of APC"

"He's greater than Awolowo"

"He's Buhari's nightmare"

"He has swagger"

"He is fearless"

How all this has resulted to development, they have no idea.

ebube89:
http://www.thescoopng.com/wow-yobe-gov-gaidams-adc-paid-n15m-bribe-into-account-of-inec-rec-before-election-efcc-confirms/

wen will buhari probe this.
or is it because it is an apc candidate.
d last time i checked APC matched pdp CASH for CASH
wat was d source of dia campaign funds. or was it manna from heaven
buhari is layin a bad precedence for denocracy.
cos democracy will be a WINNER TAKES ALL now.
2019 election will be "do or die"
cos its obvious winners are saints
and losers are villains

efcc are now tools for witch hunt

we're talking about hundreds of millions of naira, you're talking 15 million naira.

Do you know how to prioritize your life at all to get productive results ?

It's people like this that will encourage prosecuting thieves that stole N2000 but defend thieves that stole N2 billion.

I like this man. We need more Igbos like him in this country.

Not those irritating ones that are loud mouthed and love to boast and chest beat.

Free and fair elections indeed.

Too bad most of the looted money has been converted to houses, cars and not a lot of people have the money to help liquidate these properties back to cash which the nation badly needs.

Adebola02:
That accent and grammatical blunder by funke and falz in Jennifers dairy makes the TV series so boring. I was really pissed off.

I guess Falz is not your road modeh. ...... but if you meet him you'll want to take a Selvie.

Smellymouth:
I choose not to believe this..

Teebillz, Werrin dey worry you na?

Na kwale weed you smoke



VOTE MIMZY FOR MISS NL 2016

Dr Sid and Don Jazzy sexing Tiwa Savage is true.

drakura:
please is there any other tv series that is epic like GOTH u guys can recommend for me to watch

Try Vikings. It's not as deep as G.O.T but it's still a very good series.

drakura:
please is there any other tv series that is epic like GOTH u guys can recommend for me to watch

Try Vikings. It's not as deep as G.O.T but it's still a very God series.

As a kid, I never did get Thundersub. I expected all cartoons to make me happy but that particular cartoon did the opposite.

armadeo:
A man peeps at the topic and scrolls slowly to read mentions. A man sees a name he knows and a man disappears .

Lol. You guys enjoy. I am savoring my wait. pls no spoilers on my mention thanks.

Jon Snow is now

Denaerys Targeryan is now

Sansa Stark escaped with Theon but they were

Akanniade:
If John snow is really dead, why is his body still on a slab and not burnt. He may be dead but I believe his body still has a role to play.
Mostly boring episode except for the Mellisandre revelation.

G.O. T is not for kids.

They can't understand it so they'll assume it's boring.

luxanne:
It was a matter of 'Killed or get killed'

She would have been killed instead. That note given to Doran talks about myrcella's death and it would have been traced to her.

Killing Trystane makes her queen, just what she wants, no more weak kings ruling dorne.

She's definitely someone to look out for as the series unfold.

Its how the guards looked on calmly while she assassinated Doran that puzzled me.

Hmmm...... I see.....

He was even given an award for it in the 4th pix.

Some people mistaken "sleeping with prostitutes" as the same thing as "sleeping with women".

It sure beats being a "young, single and broke" guy.

I can't believe some people are still looking for excuses to justify the corrupt act of the illegal purchase of suvs by the Senate.

A lot of Nigerians are a waste to human existence.

If you're really a Japanese girl, just be careful over here in Nigeria with meeting people especially online.

No one can deny that Davido hasn't been generous to those around him....... despite the fact that they're not pulling in cash.

I'm not like that, would have gotten rid of them 4yrs ago.