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omenka:
The beans don dey run him belle. Make dem chance change am to perboiled soyaBeans then.

Whatever they serve him MUST bear the letters "b-e-a-n-s" in it- that is what the zoo constitution says! Stuffs like beans, soyaBEANS, locustBEANS, devilBEANS, etc.

this shameless n principleless TAN ambassador go shit tire n heaven won't even wink..He thank God say no b Obj or Abacha na im catch am. ntcheeew!

omenka:
It beats me silly honestly.

n it beats me pretty hollow .

Scholes007:
I understand your concern about some affairs related to the igbos in the country.Igbos maynot be waiting for the fed govt to develop some certain sectors of its economy but they call for fairness of all stakeholders in the country which is lacking. Unlike what you said earlier, we are not oppressed but we are seen as enemy. Every move in nigeria equates to Nigeria vs igbos. It creates some phobia within the citizens and the nation.

fairness in what ,how and by who?

www.Naij.com
– The minister of agriculture and rural development Mr. Audu Ogbeh said Nigeria has become the largest producer of cassava in the world – He said more than 35 improved varieties of cassava have been developed and registered in Nigeria Nigeria leads the world on cassava production Minister of agriculture and rural development said Nigeria has become world largest producer of cassava Mr Audu Ogbeh, the minister of agriculture and rural development stated that Nigeria has become the largest producer of cassava in the world. This became prominent with the country’s annual output of 45 million metric tons. Ogbeh who was represented by Heineken Lokpobiri, the minister of state of agriculture and rural development, disclosed this yesterday, March 28 at the official launch of the state partnership for agriculture. This programme was organized by Synergos in Nigeria in collaboration with the Ministry and Bill and Melinda Foundation (BMGF). At the official launch of the state partnership for agriculture, he revealed that more than 35 improved varieties of cassava had been developed and registered in Nigeria. “These varieties had increased the production of cassava to make Nigeria the largest producer of cassava in the world with an annual output of 45 million metric tons” , he had said. He disclosed that flour mills are being encouraged to substitute at least 10% high quality cassava flour for wheat flour. On this note, he commended Master Bakers for their positive response to Government’s policy towards this direction. He also said that the Federal Government would bear its demand for the introduction of high quality cassava flour for bread in the country. Cassava has of recent become a focal point of attraction to many as the various uses of the tuberous root vegetable are being discovered. Cassava flour particularly is gaining momentum as a grain-free flour. It also contains a higher amount of calories and carbohydrates as compared to sweet potatoes. The huge potential of cassava flour is making it a close repla

lie from hell ! Nigeria had been world largest producer of cassava long before GEJ president. see prove below:




Production
More than 228 million tons of
cassava were produced
worldwide in 2007, of which
Africa accounted for 52%. In
2007, Nigeria produced 46 million
tons making it the world's largest
producer. According to 2002 FAO
estimates, Africa exports only one
ton of cassava annually.
Cassava production depends on a
supply of quality stem cuttings.
The multiplication rate of planting
materials is very low compared to
grain crops, which are propagated
by true seeds. In addition,
cassava stem cuttings are bulky
and highly perishable as they dry
up within a few days.
Harvesting
Nineteen million hectares of
cassava were planted worldwide
in 2007, with about 63% in Africa.
Cassava requires less labor than
all other staple crops (21% in
working days as compared to
maize, yam and rice). However, it
requires considerable postharvest
labor because the roots are
highly perishable and must be
processed into a storable form
soon after harvest. Roots can be
harvested between ..........

www.iita.org

Buhari is hale n hearty. na April stoopid for foolish people who can't ask questions nor find out things by themselves or reliably.

the source is questionable. real oluwole? when was d survey conducted? by who n how? wat are d indicators- education, agriculture, health, ease of doing business etc n it s painful that many of you here are pretty ' illiterates'.

where is your farm?

somebody just made sense by straightening my bent ,bruised common sense......yeyeyeeeeeeee

for your Zn ,lead n 13% copper ore pls talk to me. directly from my mine farms.

modath:
Babe, you have to be firm, you let lil man know there are rewards/ consequences for any action of his, do not succumb NOW, you have to lay a foundation for how you mean to proceed...

By proceed I mean, Discipline & we discipline to correct & not to punish, We can't have him biting or hitting his classmates or teachers... No bueno.....

Would have posited "Terrible Two" but you mentioned begging him before he stops which is a clear indication that he knows what he is doing & is only testing your limit.... Don't let him take control out of your hands..


Potty training is a pain in the butt but hang in there & continue to gently steer him towards the potty, get him a fancifully designed potty that he'd like to sit on...

As for the chest pain, see a Dr, doesn't sound like pneumonia to me, Pneumonia comes with coughing & Wheezing...

Do an ECG.



**My way (what works for me ) which I'm not prescribing**

You hit me, I hit right back, I won't tell you "i'll beat you <insert name here>, I go ahead & tap his/her butt. You bite me, I'm putting my teeth on your skin too... I'm all for "gentle" use of the rod!! I'm not sparing you unless you are less than 1!

I am not in obodo oyinbo, won't raise obodo oyinbo children!!

child raising MoTips.

modath:
You do not have to like it, it's alien to you, some don't don't like the Europeans' monarchy as well despite having zero to do with the general day to day running of the country & implementation of policies....

However, some of us find it curious that anyone with a little change to rub together can buy himself a certain "colour of cap" & then proceeds to lord it over other people, no order, no structure in place!!!

There is a reason there is only one head on a human body,

Even in the animal kingdom, despite being ferocious wild cats, a pride of lion will always have just one LEADER that will serve as a rallying force...

Even in Democracy, we can't have more than one President, Prime minister or Chancellor...... having more than one captain steering a ship leads to nothing but chaos.

n u forgot ....
1 National leader....

RuddyFusion:
Patronizing who?....when it was turn to screen Ministerial nominees How did fayose react to His predecessor nomination? didn't he rally round support for him? Did that curry him any favor? did that stop fayose from criticizing PMB were necessary? did that stop DSS from invading the state?...When Fayose visited Ogbeni rauf people said all manner's of rubbish but what changed after that?....Fayose is a politician and he knows how to play his game and his's playing it..stay there and saying what you don't know

u make me laugh..... when did he realise Tinubu who he would have loved killed during d last general elections, is a political pillar? the thugnor is no doubt playing a script discerning minds can recognise. He knows d power of Jagaban is enormous n civilised n very soon wen d consequences of his sins catch up wt him, Numero Uno may come handy. The potential threats to his ignoble grip on ekiti are Tinubu's boys. And for your info all d ekiti money he stole n kept in Dubai has been siezed n would soon b exposed ,not to talk about d outcome of ekitigate.Abi na Obj go save am? Time ll tell.

omenka:
Whatever it is, I trust Jagaban to pour hot chili on his balls when the time is right. The dude's sins are simply unpardonable.

lols ..

I d love that oooo cos the guy has not repented.

Happy BD to Numero Uno politico Jagaban, one man army , guardian archangel Nigerian Democrazus. God bless.

compoundC:
I doubt people knowledge. Tinubu is a northern name. Not a Yoruba name

thrash. for your info eja lo ni bu.

jollymizzle:
He's a smart man,only fools will ignore the golden rule of politics that theres no permanent enemy in politics,besides he ll need the support of south west should he decide to go for a bigger office,and i must say the way people hail him anywhere he goes now in south west shows he's getting there

u think you know SW? then from your analysis you are on a looooooong thing! learn from Akintola, obj, n recently GEJ n crew then you ll understand. Fayose ..make una carry thugnor (apology to Mo)as una candidate, him go fail woefully for SW.

modath:
The only thing that came to my mind aswear!! Fayose is very crafty & probably up to something...I was like oni baara n b'ole bo ( "beggar dey plan stealing)

You know one thing I've observed about thugnor is that, no matter how crazy he gets, he no longer abuses Yoruba people in opposition, he blankets APC folks but with all emphasis on Bubu....

Only people I pity are the "African Jews" that have adopted him as their mouthpiece, many of them are probably not aware that he was on Fayemi's (ACN) campaign train against Segun Oni (PDP) back then...

shey..... Mo. walahi u are too kwaret mbok .

omenka:
Who asked the fool

This Llama just makes my skin crawl whenever he says anything.

there is no smoke without fire omenka. something is wrong somewhere hence the rogue governor is suddenly patronising Jagaban. who knows if the heat of his sins are beginning to get to him and may soon consume him. first it was a visit to Aregbe- Tinubu's alter ego n now this is the second time col Dubaku is publicly confessing Jagaban. just like that?

iconSAGE1:
The great Pyramid of Giza

The Great Pyramid of Giza (also known as the Pyramid of
Khufu or the Pyramid of Cheops) is the oldest and largest
of the three pyramids in the Giza pyramid complex
bordering what is now El Giza, Egypt. It is the oldest of the
Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, and the only one to
remain largely intact.
Based on a mark in an interior chamber naming the work
gang and a reference to fourth dynasty Egyptian Pharaoh
Khufu,[1][2] Egyptologists believe that the pyramid was built
as a tomb over a 10 to 20-year period concluding around
2560 BC. Initially at 146.5 metres (481 feet), the Great
Pyramid was the tallest man-made structure in the world for
more than 3,800 years. Originally, the Great Pyramid was
covered by casing stones that formed a smooth outer
surface; what is seen today is the underlying core structure.
Some of the casing stones that once covered the structure
can still be seen around the base. There have been varying
scientific and alternative theories about the Great Pyramid's
construction techniques. Most accepted construction
hypotheses are based on the idea that it was built by moving
huge stones from a quarry and dragging and lifting them
into place.

nice post ...
the pyramids werent built by any slave but a special science by happy scientists only a few but were able to document d sciences of d Atlantis before d last deluge . the pyramids has special rooms for special ceremonies for special persons on special dates . visit any org studying or promoting Egyptology for more research. I'm learning from you too.

Sweetlemon:
PDP can only sweep elections in SE and SS. Not even in NC despite all the Fulani herdsmen shit. Ondo people might not be APC but they ain't PDP either. Ekiti is PDP for now simply because of Fayose. Once he's gone another party is taking over.

Edo state n Ondo are pipe dreams to PDP . payback time for Mimiko for anybody that understand Ondo politics. He can t even try Wike style. the only power he has is to bribe n who says he s gona get money few days to the election. Banks ll b on strike. For Edo state, I just pity PDP cos it s time to serve them their tribal pill . we shall see.

naijagobetter:
how about robert rudllum, harold robins, fredrick fosyt etc?

they are all right up my alley.. all.

dtruthis:
wise one where is the certificate na. zombie, ibe k. is not d minister of petroleum

now tell me who be d zombie here?


u
Cambridge University provides
more details on Buhari’s WASC
results
January 28, 2015 Sani Tukur

The University of Cambridge Local
Examinations Syndicate, UCLES,
now Cambridge Assessment, has
provided further details on the
West African School Certificate,
WASC, results presented by
Muhammadu Buhari, the candidate
of the All Progressives Candidate
in the February 14 presidential
election.
In a new post on its website , the
university confirmed result grades
for the examination in 1961 were
issued in numbers, not letters, as
suggested by critics of Mr. Buhari
who have dismissed the results he
presented as fabricated.
According to Cambridge,
“Examination results were classed
in grades from 1 to 9”.
“1, 2,3,4,5 & 6 indicate a Pass with
Credit; 7 & 8 indicate a Pass; 9
indicate a Failure,” the school
said.
Results tendered by Mr. Buhari
shows he had credits in English
Language, Geography, Health
Science, Hausa Language; failed in
Mathematics and Woodwork, and
had a pass in Literature in English.
In its post, Cambridge said for
candidates to qualify for its
certificate in 1961, they needed to
pass English, and not necessarily
Mathematics.
“To pass the School Certificate,
candidates had to pass
examinations in a variety of
groups. It was compulsory to
pass English Language, but not
Maths, in order to gain the
Certificate,” the university said.
The details followed intense
controversy over whether Mr.
Buhari, a former Head of State and
retired Army General, completed
his secondary education.
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The Nigerian constitution requires
any candidate running for the
office of the President to have at
least the Senior Secondary School
Certificate or its equivalent.
The ruling Peoples Democratic
Party, PDP, and the campaign
office of President Goodluck
Jonathan accuse Mr. Buhari of
lacking the requisite qualification
for the office of the president.
Mr. Buhari, who ran for president
in 2003, 2007 and 2011,
repeatedly declared that copies of
his academic records were with
the military.
The former head of state also said
original copies of his credentials
were lost when his house was
raided when he was in detention
during the administration of
Ibrahim Babangida who toppled
his regime.
The Army at first said it had
copies of Mr. Buhari’s results, but
backtracked later, saying it had
only a letter of recommendation
from his principal at Katsina
Provincial College, result grades
without either the statement or
certificate.
Responding, Mr. Buhari expressed
surprise that the military could
claim not to have his results, and
insisted that he indeed completed
high school and passed at
Division Two level.
PREMIUM TIMES later exclusively
published copies of Mr. Buhari’s
WASC results as well as a master
list containing the results of some
of his classmates, obtained from
his former secondary school, now
Government College, Katsina.
But after the publication of the
Statement of Results, some
Nigerians, including President
Jonathan and the PDP, dismissed
the results as forged.
One of the allegations said Hausa
language was not part of the
Cambridge exams in 1961.
Another said Mr. Buhari’s results
that year were recorded in
alphabets, not in letters as Mr.
Buhari claimed.
While Cambridge has declined to
categorically confirm Mr. Buhari’s
results, saying only the APC
candidate could request or
authorize such disclosure, the
school posted a response to
enquiries on the matter on their
website authenticating some of
the claims in Mr. Buhari’s result.
The University confirmed that
according to the Regulations for
1961, African Language papers,
including those for Hausa, were
set for the West African School
Certificate.
It also put the number of
candidates who sat for the WASC
Hausa examination in 1961 at
152.
“Our records show that Hausa was
set in the Northern Region in
1961,” Cambridge said.
The university also confirmed
result grades in 1961 were issued
in numbers, not letters,
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freeze001:
@Magicminister: Tell the idiot that sent you on this wild goose chase that you are an absolutely incompetent lout and refund whatever you were paid. How can you attempt to rubbish the image and achievements of a public servant without carrying out an exhaustive search? Tomorrow, some who do not take pains to find out truth for themselves will run with this and begin to cast aspersions.

Why do you people like this bring him down mentality? Did u ask how an institution like Mobil will hire and keep him on without verifying his qualifications? Do you think those places are run like our institutions that have no shame and can, for the right price or depending on who is in office, lie and produce fake qualifications which a person does not have eg Buhari?

I see u have now been silenced! Rubbish!

now u just broke my heart for committing this same crime thou judge just sentenced a culprit for. You use Buhari ,the president of the most important black nation in the world n you never researched? oya go research n apologise later.

OnReflection:
Erm..PT published Buhari's statement of results and not his certificate. While the examination board in Cambridge only confirmed that students were tested in Hausa, at the time Buhari took his exams.

Wait a minute, never mind the slight misrepresentation in your post, I thought we were already done with that particular subject.
What clown is still disputing the fact that Buhari joined the army on merit?

I'm humbled though....thanks.... na 1 guy for up o

kheart:
u re still a learner if you believe el rufai slap bantex

I pity all these illiterates. so the slap fly across the board table not less than 5 meters to land on bantex face. I pity satanoids.

OnReflection:
Not sure what you mean.

they too,I think, are Harvard alumni

OnReflection:
You make up claims about attending an institution like Harvard unless you are hell-bent on a future life of ignominy.

El Rufai, Nweke Junior etc I think I'm right.

dtruthis:
@op search for buharis certificate first


mind u buhari is minister for petroleum ok

Cambridge and Premium Times published Buharis certificate. Obviously you are the illiterate here. very obvious. talk make I expose your ignorance which is influencing your myopic views.

opribo:
It is either they want to reloot the money or they have not recovered any money at all. Which one is to be used as evidence all we want to hear is Mr.A has returned x$ Mr.B $Y total as at this date is this. That is called accountability which the government owes the citizenry as a responsibility.

Honestly, it is so sad and painful that our country will be going through this type of govt at this stage of our history when we thought we have risen above all this pettiness in governance.
It is a shame indeed for the president to say one thing and the special adviser is saying another thing. Governance now looks like a caricature.
A situation where a minister goes to a state and be boasting that he has finished focussing with the president on what needs to be done as though the office of the president has been so commonized.

I am not surprised though as any structure built on falsehood and blood letting cannot stand the test of time.

you are not even accountable to learning and education n you go public with your ignorance. which falsehood n blood? talk make I Skool you. ain't sparing no satanoid today!

Dagoma:
Thats what Fela called `suffering and smiling`

No my Olufela will laugh at you satanoid for promoting teachers wey teach u nonsense n stole your today n tomorrow . I mean PDP . A true Felasopher wouldn't spare PDP . so stop faking it.