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1Sharon:
This story is so satisfying


The little kid tho

LoL, he's actually a smart boy, a kid that used to open student's (those living in his grandfather's houses because it's a wide compound) rooms and climb on their beds, he once spoiled a student's laptop, I think he dipped the laptop inside water or so.

Sometimes people learn to respect others when they have been served or when they realized others are not actually fools because most times people take gentle/nice people for fools.

I don't agree with you, they only react when pushed against the wall and their reactions are always to push you off, if given opportunity they will work away...
Check the scenario below, if the man didn't slap me first or let's say if he didn't try to slap me the second time I may overlook it and work away but I know if I don't react at that moment this man fit use slap injure me and exam was very near then.

During my university days, my landlord son's wife had an issue with me. Actually I saw water inside my guy's bucket, I thought the water belongs to him so I used it normal hostel/lodge runs. Only for her to come shouting at me for using the water, I took the bucket to fetch the water back, but this woman won't stop talking. I told her that I have fetched her water back and I don't have time for wahala that morning, so I left for school.
Later in the evening her husband came knocking on my door, I opened the door, this man asked me what happened as I was about to say something, he shouted at me that never in my life should I even say kpim if her wife is talking. I was like allow me to explain na, next thing gboa for my ear.
Mehn, I was still amazed that what pushed him to slap me, next thing I saw his hand going up again for 2nd round. I was like abeg na so I go dey gentle them go take slap block my ear, immediately I used my left hand to return his hand back to his sides. I allowed him to stand very well, I returned the slap back to him, the slap moved the man at least two meters away (he is not a slim man), next I followed him, I didn't allow him to regain his stand I gave him good beating.
That night there was rumor that the community youths searched for me because he is an indigene, the following morning his dad told me to leave his house, for where? I locked my door and went to my friends house for few days until we settled the issue.
After everything, one day we were sitting under the tree and his little kid said omoina (i.e omo igbo) fun daddy mi ni igbaju(i.e igbaju oloyi), I smiled inside and his mom chased him away...

People came behind to tell me well done for what I did to him. Ever since then everyone started giving me maximum respect and we became cool....

This is actually funny...

BTW why did Seun change to this font... Is he on data saving mode or what?
Person eye go dey comot water ontop nairaland matter

Zombies will be like Atiku see your life for outside...

While wailers will be like Wike is a betrayal/snitch...

The way PDP is/are observing Wike these days:

Rubbiish:
So true
There is no whatsapp group u won't see this advert

Exactly

Igwe29:
Why didn't you do that the initial time?

You won't understand, there are thing you realize only when you have been through it.
Had it been I have someone that I advised me, I would have processed it. Fund wouldn't have been a problem.
I wanted to study Chemical/Petrochemical/Mechanic engineering but jamb and other factors pushed me to study Industrial chemistry.
I'm one of the best graduating students in my department but you see, every industrial chemistry jobs out there have 5 or more years experience attached to it as requirement.
Anyway, I thank God

Rubbiish:
Lols

People keep recycling this same ad every year

Tufiakwa, God forbid bad thing...

Infact I no go even find admission, I go process visa commot this country go study or hustle abroad abeg

Ahn ahn, when them create this association wey dem dey get indirect/coded faction

Chai him people don forget am...
Well no be new thing, na their way sha!

PetroDollaxxxx:
You Nigerians are pathetic. How much trade goes on between Nigeria and the rest of west Africa? Very very small. It used to be oil, but now most African countrie# don’t need to import crude from Nigeria. We in Ghana we don’t even know nigeria has closed its borders because we don’t need anything from your country in fact, can yo7 find a way to keep your citizens in your country? They are trooping down to Ghana in their thousands every day and constituting a nuisance

Get lost, I don't argue with fools like you, I have better things to do.
You claimed Nigeria was ordered to open the border and I busted your claim. Now you want to start another unnecessary argument. Once again get lost, don't bother quoting me because I won't reply you

PetroDollaxxxx:
Beg? They are ordering Nigeria to open the borders. But is this a sensible way to fight smuggling? Do smugglers pass through official routes? Who is deceiving who? Chai, when will nigerians have sense?

Ordering? Don't let me call you olodo/empty head o...
Abeg, do you know the meaning of appeal/appealing?
Check for it...

Back to your message. Yes, they should have set up the right things in order before thinking about the border in the first place

Have you seen this Job Ad before?
Do you think this is the most circulated or popular job ad?

"Please is there anyone with BSc in environmental sciences eg Architecture, Quantity Survey,Urban and regional studies etc for lecturing in a private university @ Abuja...ASAP! Pls email CV to malookaita@gmail.com, kindly forward 2 other groups you might be helping a brother or sister"

Noel1:
Explain plz...

Leave that guy make him dey claim wetin him no know.
When a substance ferments, does it retain it sweet taste or it goes sour, which indicates the presence of acid. This alone don cancel out the OP's claim according to his post/topic.
P.S- All these Social Media experts don't even know the meaning of the terms they used most times

DonBenny77:
Op is right though but it's too late for world people to change.

For me I don't enjoy beans and ripe plantain. Even if you serve me just the beans so long as it was cooked with ripe plantain it's no longer beans for me. Sweetened beans.
I'll pass

Let me ask you a question, what is the taste of an acid please?
Now relate it the taste of that cooked bean and plantain...
Had it been he claimed the sweetness when cooked is the cause it will be understandable but this his claim is scientifically wrong

mployer:
You boil sugar and it turns to acid?
Can you write the chemical equation?

Does ripe plantain taste sour after boiling? Or could it be the op doesn't know the taste of acid?

Bro I come dey wonder maybe my lecturer teach me nonsense for school that year...
Na when you cook am self the sweetness dey come out, this guy posted shi*

mperornero:
see eh, it got to a point , she asked for it, I told her I didn't have the strength... She say no wahala make she bang me.... She bang me soteh I con dey shout... My prick con get sore.

What I do is if the thing is getting too unbearable, I will tell her to change to doggy style(I do this mostly when we are bathing), in that way she gets tired easily than when she is lying on the bed.
I don't allow her to kneel cos she the floor will act as a support, I only allow her to bend and hold the bucket.
Or
Make I just dey hit her for spots that are painful, next thing she will be like "stand up stand up e don do".

mperornero:
. I thought I had this high libido , but when I met one kogi girl omo the babe wan use f*ck kill me after one month, if you see me eh.. I just tell her say I no do again

No be only u o, when I dey serve for Kano, e get dis busty babe wey I meet, after the first meeting, the following day we begin f*ck, bros we had sex daily(both morning and night) for more than a week... if you see me ehn, nobody advice me to stop seeing her... Maybe it's because we are the ones doing the main job/work...

Payporte still dey?

I saw the company for the first time during last year's bbnaija, since then them vanish, now they want to confirm that they are out of business...

akasueba:
do you all realise that this money now remain 19,500 for this guy hand as you are helping the poor guy to spend it lol.
when the money remain 37k someone ask him to give small guy he is sending on an errand 500 naira and 7k do his niggas and another 10k for another pple so it now remain 19,500.
let's go what else pls.

If you check well, that guy maybe borrowing charger upandan, he should use 2.5k or 3k buy original charger.
Remaining 16.5k, he should take 4 and distribute it among his 4 siblings...
He's left with 15.5k...

175:
What kind of headline is this? Pregnant or impregnate

The op should have used "and" instead of "comma"... i.e the teacher and pregnant girl are lovers

Account wey I don abandon since I finish NYSC years ago...

I been no like Access dem come use allawee force me open am, na once I dump am immediately after POP, my allawee no dey spend 1 hour for that account that year I dey move am to my other account.

DownChelsea:
how does decieving yourself even feel?

K

odomanis:
Please be a Nigerian for once. This division doesnt pay anyone. go through the details of the first batch,the state with the highest number of returnees is Ogun with 30.

No, I only gave a reply to the guy that directed his quote to a particular set of people. I know Ogun has the highest number if returnees, that's the reason I quoted him with that reaponse

Gidah:
Welcome home, but pls don't come and be shouting you want leflendum now. We no go jam agbako Abeg

No, rather they shouldn't come and be mining skulls lIke their home base brothers and sisters ...

Didn't you see the figures of the other returnees

It's well

BlueRayDick:
Baba hospital get account wey u fit transfer to now.
Ur business partner sef get account wey u fit transfer to. The policy is expecting u to have cash less than 500k which obviously can take care of groceries, bus fare, uber, and some other day to day needs now.

The goal is to encourage u to use alternative channels for transactions na.

You're yarning dust, I doubt if you have performed any transaction involving large sum of money.
By the time you transfer the money out of your account and network flops or it didn't enter the recipient account, the goods that have been packed will be unpacked and sold to another customer in your presence, you will even need to lodge in a hotel because you need to complete the business you traveled to do.
I once bought goods from someone, I transfered the money to him but he didn't receive any alert. I waited for sometimes(cos it's not a close/nearby location where I can decide to go and come back later) before the man told me to go with the goods that there is no problem, he will receive it so far I have sent it (he did that base on recognition or trust), had it been he doesn't trust me, what do you think will be my mood
There is no way you won't need to do cash payment in some business deals

DownChelsea:
Frodd? You should have added Ebuka!

Olodo, so Frodd is now the strongest HM in that house that made you ask me to add Ebuka?
If two HMs were to be evicted this week, Frodd won't survive it

tj4luck:
Islam not structure to be milking the followers!

Gatafakatahia