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Here is the snake's side of the story, i met mr big teeth here, he looked like he need a ride up the tree so i hauled his ugly ass up the tree, all i asked for was a peck on the cheek, instead he bit me in the ass with those horrible teeth. Officers, want to press charges against him.

Ajegunle, oshodi, Abule Egba, are the shit
Damaturu, yola, maiduguri, borno are the BOMB!!!
literarily

the answer is YES for at least 90% of people

Bottomline, if you do not want to be shot at do not pull out a gun,
if you start a war, then be ready to deal with the consequences.
Sometimes you win, some times you lose, and if you lose, please don't be a
sore loser. meaning, Ndi Igbo, give it up, you put up a brave fight but you lost, its over, move on.

This is Hilarious!!!

why does it seem like people pick fights with chima, or is it the other way around?
this is the second i am noticing this Chima vs Mr Cork, Chima vs lefulefu and chima vs
one other guy i dont remember his user name whats going on.

sounds good

Another population control strategy, no big deal

ksam:
The man tell the snake say him to get teeth

i don laugh quench, the man should be charged with assault
and the snake should be charged with carnibalisms

ksam:
The man tell the snake say him to get teeth

i don laugh quench, the man should be charged with assault for
and the snake should be charged with carnibalisms

Jps1:
Me I never meet any NLR, any avail. lady make we meet

i

kings112:
I met my ex on nairaland.
we  met at VI.
The gal  chop my money crazy.
I had 2 ditch her b4 it is 2 let

how you let the babe chop your money like dat now

190_@:
[color=RED]Met like 14 nairalanders

[size=18pt]MAKE I CALL NAMES [/size][/color]

i beg call their names make we hear

dat snake no know who he jam[img][/img]

dat snake no know who he jam

dat mumu snake no know who he jam he he he he

man bites snake, police arrest snake. Nairaland no kill me with laugh oh.

@born2fuck, your profile pic is hilarious

me too i need a girl oh, seriously.

Online dating can be a good way to meet potential suitors in today's hectic world but just having enough court a girl online can be challenging too, most of the time you meet someone living in UK or Nigeria while you are in the USA, now you are now faced with another hurdle, how to handle, long distance relationship.

good is the new bad
bad is the new good
what do i need a good chick for.

i guess we all should start looking for white girls

@ Sima, you look very beautiful you are a 10. don't let these losers tell you otherwise

if mr cork says that home based nigerians are ugly
then he is equally saying that all his families back
home are ugly.
sorry mr cork there aint nothing you can do about
it but shut up and stop showing you ignorance

@Mr. Cork, please post your own pix lets see the difference

nigerians, when it come to bussiness, we are weak and lazy and uncoorporative with one another we are still thinking like sole proprietors, little did we realise that we can only make little money this way, nollywood movies are all made by this and that LIMITED we should start forming corporation that way we can spend the right amount of money on producing films and coming out with quality worth spending money on.