haybhi1:
Crap. Countless of them are living the life the supposed good girl only dream of. Lol. For this life wey no get formula na im you waste time dey conjure this rubbish?

You Sabi how many bad girl dey enjoy best of life, or good girl wey dey regret everything, or vice versa in each case?

Dey play o

You are a huge liar or ignorant teenager. Just a few days ago I paid for a 99%, 24 carat pure gold jewelry for my wife worth about 20m but she doesn’t post any such even on status let alone on social media.

Keep deceiving these small girls to continue hoeing around, a day of reckoning is coming and then all they will be left with is emptiness and regrets!


I pity them and people like you

kweensheba:
They were both beautiful and lively to be with. They also dressed with a touch of class.



Source: https://selar.com/774916


Tinu, like my wife Deola, was simply stunning. She was always the lady that always dressed impeccably. We entered the sitting-room and sat down, Tinu sat on the large leather section and I sat in my favorite seat that directly faced the television set. When she was alive, Deola had decorated our home from sitting-room to the kitchen and it was simply impressive.



"Aren't you lonely?" Tinu asked.



I shrugged and grinned. "Let's just say I manage to get by."



We started chatting. Soon, she broached going out to dinner for my birthday. After appearing to think over it, I said it was not a bad idea although I would prefer to mark it privately.



Now, I could not help but notice how short Tinu’s skirt was. She had pulled it down as far as she could, but it was still mid thigh. We started talking and lost track of time. The conversation turned from my birthday to the problem she said she had with her fiance, Jimi. She confided that she really thought he was having an affair, but had no proof. I told her every relationship had its ups and downs.



“How did you and Sister Deola do it?"She asked. "You two always appeared to be so much in love?”



“ I think it was goodness on one hand. I also think it was about two people who really got it right. We never really worked at it. It came natural."



I could see Tinu's eyes water a little as a result of the reference to her sister.



To get off the subject, I offered her a glass of wine. Both Deola and Tinu were modest drinkers. Personally I never could really taste the difference in the wines, so I always let Deola choose. Tinu went to the kitchen and came back with a pink wine she said she was fond of. I took the bottle went to the shelf to open it and get two glasses. I returned to the living-room and handed Tinu her glass and took my seat.



After taking a sip of the wine, I could not help but notice that Tinu had slightly parted her thighs giving me a few of her silky smooth upper thighs. As we talked, I found it increasingly difficult to carry a conversation, with the view I was getting.



I was not sure but I sensed that several times she caught my eyes wandering. “Can I get another glass of wine?” she asked.



“Sure” I replied, “ Let me get it for you”. I went to the kitchen and returned with a fresh glass for her. As I sat down again, I immediately noticed she had parted her legs even further. I could now see her lacy white panties between her thighs.



Ever since Deola had died, my entire sex life consisted of masturbating alone. It became so monotonous, that I might have been only indulging once a month for the past many months or so. But suddenly with this new visual stimulation, I could feel my penis swelling with absolutely no physical contact. I was trying really hard not be obvious, looking her in the eyes as we spoke. Only when she would look away, would my eyes dart down to her legs.



We talked for a few minutes more, then she said she had to be going. I thanked her for stopping by and as I leaned in to kiss her cheek, she turned her lips to mine and gave me a soft, very moist quick kiss on the lips, followed by a hug.





As soon as she was out of sight, I sat back down in the seat and tried to watch TV, but my mind kept wandering to those white lacy panties and that soft warm kiss. I decided that it was time for a shower and head to bed, this was getting me no where.



Later in bed, I simply could not sleep. All I could think of was Tinu. Was she really giving me the green light or was I imagining things? Was it just that I have been very lonely for too long of a time. Whatever the case, I soon found my hand around my cock, slowly pumping it up and down. In no time, my cock was throbbing and I could feel my orgasm coming. I closed my eyes, thought of Tinu, and exploded into the best orgasm I had experienced in quite some time. I can honestly say, I fell asleep that night and slept like a baby.





https://selar.com/774916

I will make out time to read your story

Goodmarlian:
Most celebs are not different from the average man in character just that they are rich.

They are actually even below the average guys in the street but just hit money - so it is not surprising you see a lot of them behind so shameful, shallow and pathetic!

tanigororo:
As a Man, Love at the detriment of your Sanity, you are nothing but cash cow.

No Woman will want to be in any relationship with you, if she has nothing to gain. Know this and you know peace.

Can’t be said any better!

iLegendd:


A lot! Abuse, name-calling and violence got involved. Threat to stab me was involved if I dare slap her and I did give her two dirty slaps. She ran to the kitchen to get a knife, but...that's why every man needs to hit the gym.

It can't be fixed. Maybe, after 2-5 years of not seeing each other, we can laugh about it.

I just deleted the full page I wrote to narrate everything with the lessons I learned, but I feel I should keep this part private or not share it now.

The two phones she uses were two of my spare phones. She formatted them and gave them back to me. I didn't ask for them, but I collected them. She has gone to work without a phone. I know her pastor sugar daddy will quickly get her an iPhone.

Maybe, when the spirit leads me, I'll retype everything that happened.

Summary: Women are like stomachs. No matter how you feed it, few hours later, it'll tell you I'm hungry. If you ask: But I just gave you food a few hours ago. The stomach will tell you that is in the past and whoever will give it food "now" is her Messiah.

Also, a woman wants you to believe her lies and not investigate and failure to do that, she'll call you insecure. If you believe her, she'll gist her female friend of how you're a mugu and whatever she tells you, you believe.

My finding is, women are selfish and they love toxicity and in the end, claim victims. Years later, after dating nice guys, they'll miss those toxicities and go back to cheat.

So, for men, never fall in love, but you can enjoy the p*ssy if it gives you the best feeling compared to other girls, but don't love o. I won't warn you twice.

Even if she pushes you to reciprocate the love she has for you, don't or just fake it till the day it ends.

Women don't love — they sick only comfort and safety in a man. You too, as a man shouldn't love. Just enjoy the sex and also allow other men to enjoy.

Even if you're the richest, the greatest alpha male, the tallest or finest, a woman will still cheat whenever she wants and if you catch her, she'll cry and ask for forgiveness or get violent for not trusting her.

Just know that a woman is always using you even if she's the one spending. You can't use them — they're too wise to be used. They're born that way. Even after using you, she'll still make it look as of you used her and world will blame you for everything.


Everyone is blaming 2face for leaving Ani. Yul Edochie's wife left him, but who are they blaming? Yul. Mohbad's wife probably cheated on him but majority are not blaming the wife for his death, but chose a man, Naira Marley. Nedu's wife got impregnated by another man. Who do they mock for being a weak man? Nedu.

The list is endless. Women will use you, but you'll still take the blame, so whatever you do for a woman, don't do it out of love, but because you're capable of losing such without feeling regrets. That is how I have been since I was 18 till this day and it's the best decision ever.

My only regret is how I taught her sex secrets that if you sleep with her, you'll become addicted and want more.

Anyway, I'll still share the main gist if I have time.

No lie here bro! Please share the full gist to help brothers

Mopeola:
U r stupid for asking if u should end the relationship, person weh dey already use u do daily contribution

You dey confuse person woo, you be man abi woman?

GOFRONT:
........Yet the manufacuring HQ of Burantashi and all sort of herbal mixture is Kano where Hisbah resides..


Information reaching me indicates that our very own Nairalander @Babbanbura was a participant. He won on a landslide tho

O Boy, I narrowed missed the trophy my brother. The winner got better tool and skills pass me. I have better chance next time since the winner don enter prison!

Hezzyluv:
So sad..

From the pix, one can easily notice that the soldiers were relax and weren't expecting attack from these beasts. Because, they've off their boots obviously relaxing. They should have be more vigilant.

One Nigeria is good but, na deep north wan spoil the parole. All thanks to their elites.

RIP to the fallen Heroes.

What if the boats were harvested from the dead body’s by the terrorists? - this is typically one of the ways they collect Equiptments and PPE!

Edygrin:
Embattled human rights activist, Dele Farotimi, on Sunday said he is ready to face his ongoing trial.


https://dailypost.ng/2024/12/29/im-ready-for-war-dele-farotimi-dares-afe-babalola/

Interesting!

Edoreborn:
Only d military are enjoying ds man

The fear of military revolt! These guys only care about what is a threat to them and nothing else

Prettyangelng:
3 DARKEST SIDES OF WOMEN YOU DON'T KNOW ❤️

1. A woman can never love two men at the same time. It is always one. If you are not, you are not. There are no two ways around. That is why you usually see two women f1ght’ng for one man they love. A woman who loves you, smells everything that touches you including your clothes.

2. The s£¥ual desire in women is usually more than that of a man. Don't think it's only men that desired s£¥ more than women. Women desired s£¥ more than men only that it's in their nature to wait for men to ask for it. That is because women don't want to face rejection, embarrassment and insūlt no matter what they always want until someone saves them and take the blame.

3. Women don't keep secrets to someone they love no matter what you tell them. No matter what she says, wait till she meets someone she loves in bed, somebody who knows them more than you, somebody who knows what she's capable of doing, somebody who knows that she wouldn't hide anything from him; that's the person she will tell.

And, again, shyness and tears are not a valid effects to determine if she's a good woman, because a woman can fake it like a boss. They are capable of doing that.

When you ch£æt on her and she doesn't hæte you, she hætes that woman you ch£æted with. Ladies I'm sorry for exp0sing our secret.

Sounds reasonable, could be truly truth!

CasNova:
My heart was beating as I said this. Somehow, I wished she would not reject my offer.

"I can still stay for a while," she answered.

I sighed as I picked another wine glass. This was unbecoming of me. Since I married Rachel, I had never offered any lady any drink at a home level like this. I filled the glass, put it on a tray and put my own glass there too.

I did not forget to make the wine bottle be on the tray too. She stood up and came to me to take the tray. Well, a man still deserves some respect.

We went to the seats while she put the tray on a stool. I sat on a seat opposite her. It was deliberate. From here, I could have a good look at the part of her tummy that was exposed, and at her thighs. This was becoming dangerous, part of my mind said. I soon shrugged the feeling off. Could I be so certain that my wife still maintained fidelity in far away Abuja?

Alright, what was the motive of offering a young lady drinks? Yes, I was stealing some glances at her body, but was that not natural for a normal man? Maybe I would even get to see what color the panties she was wearing, or the straps of her bra; or even the cups.

I picked up my glass while she picked the second glass. I took a sip and grinned in contentment. It was a good wine. I studied her face to see how she would react to the taste. Her face instantly became smily as she tasted the drink.

"Hmm," she said, breathing through her mouth to try to express her approval. "The taste is good."

Yes, you can say that again."

Her cotton shorts were of the kind that a man would wish to smoothen with his hands. Now, I could see that the top had the words, 'Honey Girl' written across it. She should be busty; the big swelling on her chest amply suggested this.

"I think I really like the taste of the wine,' she said, gulping down the drink.

"Hey, be careful. It can get you intoxicated. Just be careful," I warned. "The drink has quite a punch."

She giggled. "Alright, I understand what you mean perfectly."


Source: https://selar.co/230424

I love the story

Life with them typically gets clumsy and complex, worst if they have custody of the kids involved

1Sharon:


So it's help they're after, not love. Just as I thought. Cheers for being honest

Aunty Wetin you dey find for Nairaland?

DeLaRue:
I can think of at least one reason why Efcc may not have wanted to name the ex CBN Governor.

'Over 750 fraudulently acquired houses Recovered from Nigeria's Central Bank Governor'.

This headline would have reverberated around the world, and be on the first page of every major newspaper in Europe, Asia, and the Americas.

It would have caused further immense damage to Nigeria's reputation on the international scene.

A CBN Governor involved in such unfathomable corruption?

Nigeria would be the butt of jokes, memes, and consternation around the world.

Now that the identity of the culprit is being disclosed by 3rd parties, and not by Efcc itself, some sting has been taken out of the impact of the news, though some international media may still pick it up.

Every country attempts to hide certain very damaging information from their citizens. So this is not unusual as people are making it.

What is most important here is that the Efcc did a fantastic job in recovering the properties.

Guy you don’t know Naija at all! The reason Emefiele is not mentioned by EFFC is very likely because there are other super big men involved with him in this and they don’t want people digging more. Highly likely that these big boys are on the dinning table with the current government.

In other words, I doubt if it is anything close to national interest!!!

MadamVanessa:




That's for those that sees marriage as an achievement or winning laurel. However, those of us who have experienced it firsthand, we've realize it's overrated. Having tasted marriage and discovered its limitations, i no longer swayed by societal pressures. I value my independence and freedom above all else.

No wonder! See the models some ladies online follow! Any lady looking to have a happy married life should avoid women like this one!!!

For real?

When will the courts start prosecuting some of these scammers in robes?

Jeweltz:
Ned Nwoko is the type of man 97% of Nigerian men can’t be. Not because he’s rich and influential but because he’s caring and a good man overall. Tbh, one of my greatest fear in life is marrying a poor man. I pray everyday to God never to bring them my way. I deserve good things I know this. I deserve Ned Nwoko too

Buzz me if you are serious!

Nigerians have become prey, no thanks to our selfish and greedy politicians and our own laxity in holding them accountable

DyshApp:
A woman in a DINK relationship has divided opinion online after sharing a video explaining the benefits of it.

Although the acronym looks a bit suspect for some reason, it doesn't stand for anything that outlandish - however, a host of social media users have still taken offence to it.

Sana Akhand, 35, sparked a fiery debate in the comment section of one of her TikTok posts after uploading a clip detailing the reasoning behind her and her husband's decision to become DINKs.

For those who have no idea what these four letters stand for, it simply refers to a couple who have 'Dual Income, No Kids'.

These people have two lots of earnings to play with and don't have to spend a penny on any little Rugrats, so as you can imagine, they've often got a nice amount stashed away in the bank.

There's love and marriage, but just no baby carriage, essentially.

Whether it's to prioritise their careers, achieving financial stability or simply because they just don't want to, DINKs choose not to bring any new life into this world.

In Sana's case, it all comes down to her and her spouse's decision to put themselves first in life and protect their 'core values of freedom'.

In the video, which was originally shared online last year, the content creator said: "When my husband and I started dating, we both fell in love with how independent we were and how dedicated we were to our careers, ambition, our purpose and our devotion to our own individual happiness.

"So early on - I was 24 when we were dating - we decided that we were not interested in having kids. But I also knew that I was very young and I may change my mind.

"So I never made any definitive decisions, I just said, 'Yes, not having children sounds really, really nice but I can't promise you that at 24'."

Interested in the full story then read it in our Relationship group💕 on Dysh


Everyday a new type of relationship comes up😒🙄

This is not a new thing in this era. For this purpose, some men go as far as severing their sperm supply ducts. Haven’t heard of women getting rid of their tubes or ovaries / uterus for same reason though.

To me it feels so selfish to only care about oneself and not raise little beauties - would you have existed without some people making the sacrifices to make and bring you up?

This is definitely distorting God’s design / order and it goes with consequences be it not instant.

anyway, whatever rocks your world!

You guys saying she should move on with the second guy (as her back up plan) do not understand the way this double dating thing works with most of these girls;

They have the main guy who is for keeps (marriage etc)
Then they have the side cocks; one for the mula, another for the supplies (the maga / mugu), another for the adrenaline (rocks her world and gives her all the adventures but he is not a marriage material), etc

The side cocks can be replaced easily, but you see the main guy, who she loves deeply and wants to marry, he is very very difficult to replace and she is too invested in him and the relationship, therefore it is so painful to loose him. It sets her back many years in the marriage journey! Where will she start from?

The side cocks are not marriageable and do not want to marry, atleast not her, even if she wants to turn any one of them into the main guy!

So it is not as simple as moving to the back up plan. The option isn’t actually a back up plan in the first place.

smeag0l:
Hi All,

It took me a lot of cogitation before I could make this post. I also had to post this because I have seen a lot of comments from people encouraging the abominable act of lesbianism on nairaland (especially guys) that I begin to wonder where this generation of youths are headed.

First and foremost, going by the bible and quran, lesbianism is an abomination. I will give references from the bible because I am a Christian.The following verses of the bible:Leviticus 18:22, 20:13, Romans 1:24-28, I Corinthians 6:9-11, Jude1:7, I Timothy 1:10, I Kings 14:24, 15:12 all attest to the fact that homosexuality ,of which lesbianism is a subset, is evil.

However, the queer ones on the forum will always have a counter argument of fornication being also a sin to back up their nefarious way of life but this is not the crux of why I opened this thread so I will not dwell on the religious angle any further-I have an expose on this which I'll reserve for another day.

Secondly and the most important reason why I decided to open this thread is to warn guys(including the ones that have continually advocated for queer girls here on nairaland) on the disastrous impact of marrying a lesbian and how to identify if your girl is one whilst you're courting

Let me start by saying this. Most Nigerian girls living in Nigeria that claim to be bisexuals are, in fact, lesbians. They only claim bisexuality so as to be able to get a ring on the third finger of their left hand and answer a Mrs whilst they covertly continue their abominable acts.

They know that the African culture expects that they should get married at some point in their lives and their parents and relatives will keep putting pressure on them to do so.

Therefore, they just hook up with a guy, get married and make babies and then eventually make the guy's life miserable by continually denying him of sex and gallivanting around the country with their lesbian friends before filing for divorce most times on two grounds- sexual satisfaction and irreconcilable differences. I have seen this happen to three different guys and in the end, the guys ended up being disillusioned and poorer than when they met those girls. The sad part is that the ladies don't even get to check on their children as they are seen more in the company of their female friends in public places.

Guys, beware! Lesbianism is demonic and no matter how long your manhood is or how good you are in bed, you can't satisfy a lesbian as the kind of orgasm they have while making out with their female counterpart is longer and more frequent and also doesn't occur due to penetration. I had to say this because I have , over time, seen some useless comments from guys here saying that the girl has not seen a great manhood or a guy with great sexual prowess that's why she is still a lesbian. This is entirely false as lesbians are so addicted to their same sex partners and to the act that mere penetration from a man cannot give them orgasm.

Therefore, will all that have been said, guys here are signs that the girl you are dating is a lesbian(These may not be correct sometimes but they are very key leads to attest to this fact).

1. She admires only ladies on social media and you would occasionally see some comments from her on social media telling another girl "I love you" even when the girl is just an acquaintance who is not close to her.

2. She wears an anklet on THE RIGHT LEG or a colourful ring on their RIGHT FOREFINGER. I had to make the right leg emboldened because this is their insignia. I've seen about ten lesbian ladies wearing this and even spoke to one who also affirmed it.

3. If she is the butch lesbian(the male partner) she will most likely have a short hair, wear very light make up most times or even no make up and have short fingers(Because they use their fingers to pleasure their femme counterpart). Some of the butch ones also look like tomboys

4. Whenever she is intimate with her guy, they enjoy cunnilingus and fingering far more than penetration as this is the only way she can achieve orgasm most times.

5. On special occasions like her birthday or her boyfriend's birthday, she will indulge him with wild sexual orgies like anal sex or party (with the involvement of their other lesbian partner). Some of them even prefer anal to vaginal penetration.

6. You will always find lesbian porn on her phone or cached webpage history.

7. If she's the butch lesbian, she will dislike things like cooking, going to the market and laundry.

8. She's always an advocate of female rights and will pick a quarrel with you whenever you antagonize a female.

9. She prefers evening hang outs with a large company of girlfriend more than she enjoys it with you as her boyfriend.

10. She starts denying you sex immediately after marriage. This usually starts subtly and unnoticed until your sex life with your wife eventually becomes once in a month.

11. She has a vibrator and she doesn't orgasm from sex with you until she uses the vibrator. I agree some women are like this but if after a long time, you can't make your girlfriend orgasm except with the aid of a vibrator(or through cunnilingus or fingering) please suspect her.

12. If she is the femme, she has a very close friend she stays with or hangs around with/cannot do without and who has the characteristics listed in Number 3 above.


You can add yours as I leave the list for now. Please guys, be wise in choosing a partner. Do not destroy your life on the altars of beauty and physical appearance a most of these evil ladies are usually beautiful!

You tried!

salbis:
May God give us children that can take us to good places.

Well done Lookman.

Where you don take your parents go?

Georgry:



You're just too bitter, you comment like someone who has a difficult and ruined life.

Where is the lie in what he said?

Gideonski:
But seriously why are women like this? Let me tell you what I mean:
There's this girl that lives in the same compound as me that I guess she's around her late teenage years or possibly early twenties. She's a very wild girl and I suspected she's into hookup based on her careless dressing and men often dropping her off in their cars early in the morning after night outs. Her friendly nature made us to get along quickly as neighbours. One day she came to me to borrow money, and I innocently gave her. I waited for her to return the money but she never did, and when I asked her about it, she gave all types of silly excuses that made me realise that she didn't want to pay back.
The worst thing is that she would only come to me when she needed something either financially or in items of which I would give to her out of the sake of being just nice.
As time went on I started feeling stupid and used.
Even when her friend came over and started living with her, the friend started knocking my door to ask for stuff within a few weeks! She must have told her about "the nice guy who never says no!". One day I decided that enough was enough and I told them that I will not be borrowing them my stuff and they should buy whatever they need for themselves.
We didn't talk to each other like before but I liked it that way.
This made me realise something about women :
1. Women don't respect nice guys, they only pretend to like them because of what they get from them.
2. Any money you give to a woman is gone. 90% of them will never think of paying you back even when they have it. This is why most guys demand sex before rendering help to ladies. They believe the sex is the only thing tangible that can come out of it. Some sort of a collateral.
In all you do, learn how to say no to ladies that only take from you and never give. That is a parasitic relationship.
My neighbour banged the hell out of a lady that asked him for 2k. He knew she would never pay him back.
They might start to hate you when you stand your ground but it is better to be hated for saying NO than to be loved(If it is real) for being a FOOL.

Very true bro. Nairaland girls I assisted with capital loan for their businesses never paid back till today! So when you loan a lady money, do it from the point of lost money.

yad2eidi:
na real or na mistake?

Guy this no be anything nah compared to some of these international schools

FatimaAbubakar:
As for me and my house, we will keep supporting Israel.

Long live Israel!!!

Long live the Israeli military!!!

Long live all peace lovers in the world!!!

Death to all idiotic bastard terrorists and their online and offline supporters!

May the gods of Okuatata lick their eyes.

Guy! Who you be abeg?

Violence is never an option. What happened to walking away?

Eduadolero:

Thank you

You are welcome!

Eduadolero:
She did no wrong. I believe this isn't the first time

Que sera sera, nice caption on ya profile!