Adachizzy:
Nice writeup but the line you talked about a wife taking care of a man when old age comes, I disagree with it.

There's no guarantee that a man will always be the one to be carried around in old age. There's also no guarantee that he'll be the one to die first. There are women whose husbands take care of them and their age related sickness.

All in all, men should treat their wives well because it's the right thing to do and also to maintain a healthy and peaceful home. Nothing beats coming back to your peaceful space.

Men o, women o, respect yourselves. Tomorrow is pregnant.

More maturely put than that bittered animegirl who seems likely to be a toxic woman! May God bless you for this and heal her for that.

Men treat your women right because it is the right thing to do irrespective of what she does. Likewise, women treat your men because it is the right thing to do irrespective of what he does.

The responsibility is to do your part irrespective of what the other does - in other words, your partner failing on his part does not exonerate you from the moral duty to do your part.

What out for signs of toxicity before you commit to a relationship with anyone to avoid putting yourself in a tight spot to contemplate paying your spouse in his/her own coin!

Holluwhakemmy:
Trash

Oh, weldone woo

Holluwhakemmy:
Yes thank you. You will also need his assistance because you are also jobless

Atleast my own English can't get in the way like yours!

Holluwhakemmy:
Let the lamentations begin. What I'm sure of is our president can owns all those cars governors, commissioner's etc cars are among

I hope sha he will give you a proper job with this ya village English language?

Daniella2021:
Wahala no dy finish for naija

Hiw sweet are you?

Softbby123:
Since most of you live in apartments, what do you do when you have noisy neighbors?

30-35 year old guy lives above me. He runs across his apartment all the time. I hear every step he makes when he runs. He watches TV loud as Bleep and listens to afrobeats. I banged on his door last night and told him to turn down the volume and he apologized and said he would. But right now. its loud as Bleep again. What do I do?

I see the small yansh, what of br3asts? I guess e no dey! No wonder the path you choosed for yasef

PureFace1:
22 Things to Remember About Women and Dating

by Terminator911

When it comes to women some things are natural and everyone should
know them...

1) The less you want her, the more she wants you.

2) Don't be too nice or she'll step all over you.

3) Never change your ways for a woman.

4) Always keep your pride.

5) Never treat her like a goddess.

6) She is lucky to be with you.

7) She is human too.

If one girl rejects you, move on to the next one.

9) Don't call her every day.

10) Don't take any crap.

11) Indifference is your best friend.

12) Never beg.

13) Get a life — and don't make her your #1 priority.

14) Exercise.

15) Gain confidence.

16) Practice.

17) Be cocky and funny and bust her balls every chance you get.

18) Don't pay for the first date — choose something that's free.

19) Respect yourself.

20) Always carry pen and paper.

21) Use chapstick and practice good hygiene.

22) Don't take rejections personally.

https://www.sosuave.com/halloffame/hall337.htm

nairalanda1:
Good idea, but most of the indomie noodles we consume here is MADE in Nigeria.

Infact most of the noodles here are made in Nigeria, and have been for decades now. Been a very long time since I saw imported Indomie noodles

Still, caution doesn't hurt.

Na the one the make here in Nigeria should fear u the most sef - we get standards ni for Naija?

Mjshexy:
Thanks dear, God bless you

You are welcome sweetie. Amen too

Happy birthday mjshexy

Lyfdiscvry91:


It's God that will judge him for bringing kids the this world and abandoning them .

We went through hell growing up,there's noting like anyone poisoning our minds we saw the true definition of suffering and he he was some where leaving well.

Whatever happened btw him and my mum shouldn't stop him from reaching out to his kids knowing fully well that we are his, any man who doesn't take responsibility of his children is not worthy to be called a father.

Did you seek him out? Did you go to him and he refused to take you and help you?

I have being close to such families and at the end when the kids eventually met the Dad, they discovered the mum was the problem all alone but lived all their lives hating on the father. The families are now united but the parents still living separately

BigYash:
50/50 ... my love for them is same... They both love me and I love them too..

Which of them give you big yansh?

Romanoff:


You don't have to go with all your things and before you leave, call a family meeting with him present so you can explain to both sides why you're separating from him and what he needs to do for you to come back.

Don't just leave like that, let your families be aware.

This is wisdom! How old are you?

Dearlove2me, this is the best advise ever on this thread for you.

siofra:
Queen Vashti or Queen Jezebel

It is what you really are nah!!!

pocohantas:
Jezebel

Ofcourse!

lhordspy:
Firstly, before i begin my long talks, remember Pastor Adefarasin is a Yoruba man and a christian.

If you ask the same people attacking this man for not endorsing their Ipob candidate to tell you how the election in the south-e@st will go. They will tell you Obi will get 98% of the vote there in the SE. Ask them why, they Will tell you ethnic sentiment will play a major role there.

But these same people think the same ethnic sentiment can never play any part in Southwest but religious sentiment can. They think the Yorubas are stupid. They think we are daft.

These people are from the same region where Christians are 98%, where Muslims are next to nonexistent. Same people will come into the southwest and start preaching religious division, hate and marginalisation. They will tell you how Yoruba Muslims hates yoruba Christians. Explore and exploit the religious diversity of the southwest to preach hate among the yorubas. The same people who are 98% Christians forming pro. and expert on religious matter. Nons*nse people.

I wish after the election, INEC can make the list of the yorubas who vote for different candidates public. Win or lose . We want to know the saboteurs within us. We want to know the betrayers, the bast@rds. The people who are daft enough to be swayed on account of religious sentiment.

We want to make sure their generations to come will know about their treacherous act. They must be part of our history. We don't want them to share in our happiness as Yorubas anymore nor share in our pain.

This is the time to differentiate the Omoluabis from the Bast@rds. And once again to the Yorubas forming woke and liberal:

No you are not woke, You are m@d instead. They are making a fool of you.

I pity your likes that are blinded by sentiments against what is right and what is best.

How can someone put his hand in fire just because the fire is his kingsman's?

This is unbelievable, more so that alot of people actually loved your sentimental outpours!

God will not let us fall into the evil hands of those who will keep us deep in this shit that Buhari has sunk us despite your likes that choose to remain in the dungeon than see a non-tribesman pull u out into prosperity.

Pomi12345:
She is an orphan, and when she first came to my inbox to tell me her story, I did some research and discovered that it was genuine, so I have been acting as her father in my limited capacity, which is why she tells me everything.

She told me about a young man who wanted to take her out on a valentine date and she wanted my opinion on it. Her call arrived in the middle of the night.

Read Full Article: https://oclocknews.com/life-saving-strategy-for-valentine/

And we must click on a link for what again?

Prettygirl200:
men are always ready to carry their responsibilities dear, but not with a. Wam that wants gender equality u reason am naaa. If u were a man u go gree? Offcourse not they can only do that with a woman that's not a feminist or clamouring for gender equality. And even the ladies that are not feminist are expected to be doing something no matter how little!!!

Thank you my sister!

Nicepoker:
A feminist with no job. No house except her phone bought from hoeing around. Sometimes I wonder how Nigerian feminist and stupidity works hand in hand.

They are so shallow and stupid honestly. They copy and run along with what they don't even understand just because some of their gods (white women) are advocating it

siofra:
Me too I'm not going 50-50 with any man in this my struggling phase. T for teinz

This thread has exposed how shallow these siofra and jennyclay are. Keep ignorantly copying rubbish and you shall surely reap the reward of that. Ignorant broke ass feminists!

Sounds interesting

Jennyclay:
what's that?

I always make sense but you people just hate to hear the truth.

Perhaps because we are broke men.

E she means .... in Yoruba language!

Jennyclay:
God Bless Our incoming President Peter Obi.

For the second time you are making sense, eshe!

...and to think that I earlier thought this one get small substance in her head!

Jennyclay:
Go to LUTH and see a Neurologist.

I pray you get better soon.

Never thought anything good can come out of Nazereth! Nice one.

Op, it doesn't have to be LUTH but any tertiary or psychiatric/Mental hospital close to you. Do not despair too much, your situation can be highly improved!

Pascalsite:
While at work this morning, I got a call from my son’s school asking me to come to the school as soon as possible.

“Is Junior alright?” I asked out of curiosity.

“He’s very ok. But you just have to hurry,” the caller advised.

“Can I speak with him please?” I enquired.

“Please calm down sir. The invitation has nothing to do with your son’s health. Rather, it is for identification and collection of some personal items.”

“Alright then. I’m on my way.”

I took permission from my boss and headed to the school.

I kept wondering what I was to identify and collect.

Could it be there is a look alike child in the school who is answering my name that I am to identify and collect just like an item?

There is nothing women cannot do. I have been told repeatedly to fear women, but I would not listen.

So I braced up for the worst scenario as long as my son was alright.

I got to the school and dashed into the head teacher’s office.

I saw my son with another girl of his age in the office.

They both appeared to be fine.

“Good morning Sir and thank you for coming on such a short notice”, the head teacher began.

“What is the problem? What am I to identify? Did her mother say I am the father?” I asked while maintaining my gaze on the little girl.

Understanding how curious I was, the head teacher responded: “No! No! No! No! No! No! She’s not yours please. Nevertheless, is this your son’s school bag?”

“Yes. It belongs to my son. My wife bought it for her and I even have the receipt here in my wallet. Any problem?”

“Please take a look at the contents of this bag and see if you can identify any,” she said as she handed me the bag.

I took the bag from her, unzipped it and behold, I saw clothes.

“What are clothes doing in here?” I asked.

“Check again. They are not just clothes.”

That was when I poured the contents of the bag on the table. Surprisingly, they were my wife’s pants.

I was made to understand that Junior took the pants to the school to proof to his mates that his mother has many pants.

Imagine!

This is all my fault. I have not been checking his bag before and after coming back from school.

Dear parents, always be checking your wards’ bags. You may find something interesting in there.

Even if you may not find anything, it is a way of keeping them checked.

You see those ones in primary and secondary schools?

A wise is enough for the word.

As for Junior, my wife will decide his fate later in the day.

© Ezekiel Umoren
#ezekstory

Click on the link below to read episode 2

https://coolstories22.com.ng/pant-saga-episode-2

Hahahahaha, hope he sha no park old dirty pants join. I hear say women have pants they specially keep for use during their flow

gaby:
I'm very very interested in this case...

Smart girl.

She might end up setting a precedence.

All of us wey dey misyarn and promise wetin we no mean once we don see kpekus go learn to control out mouth by force.

Praise thy Rod....

Shey a verbal promise without a witness or recording is admissible in court?

She has only succeeded in distracting both of them and narrowing her chances at landing a good man in the future

Nursepepeye:
my father is a professor, my mum is a matron in a Teaching Hospital, all of us are Medical doctor, Nurse, Colonel In the army, a Lecturer in Federal University. Now your hopeless life are not in a position to curse person.

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