Pecoleee345:
Haters of this country are all quiet as cement price have crashed back to 5k-6k.


Haters of good news feel free to wail.

Liar, I bought cement for 11k today!! Know what you are talking about, stop propagating lies!

Bossladyy:
one of them spotted

Do you want a slot? I can replace number 4 with you. Don't be shy, you won't regret it i promise!

EreluRoz:
He's just a playboy, I wonder why this one thinks she has a chance with him.

I don't even like him, too much muscles everywhere and from research it's confirmed that men like this have small penis and don't last long in bed

Why won't you want a large penis since inanimate objects have wrecked ya pithole?

Bossladyy:
Side chicks are now family members, they sit with your husband's friends and colleagues when he invite them to your occasion, they know you but you don't know them.
You see that table your husband friends are sitting during occasion, your husband side chick is there in disguise, stop giving them special food and big meat.

Now you know.

Because that how you and your circle roll doesn't mean that is the norm - no go cause trouble for innocent men abeg!!!

AondonguemoAbig:
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naija Anchor's new roundup corner, where we delve into various topics shaping our lives. Today, our focus is on health, and we've had the privilege of chatting with a passionate nurse, Lona, who is eager to share invaluable insights, particularly about body sizes and wellness.

Clink the link below for details

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHNH7BNvihs?si=EAhlXDKPQT9Avzro

Nice one, but this is a basic knowledge nah. Dem non dey teach cock to crow nah!

FreeStuffsNG:


https://nairametrics.com/2024/03/13/meet-dr-mobereola-the-new-dg-of-nimasa/

These are the kind of dossiers we want to be seeing in appointments - round peg in a round hole. I just hope has integrity to match the credentials and he upholds finest patriotism to Nigeria and Nigeria alone.

Best wishes as you saddle the mantle of one of the highly temptous cash cow in Nigeria!

Glory018:
Omo these people are heartless oo💔
Who raised these motherfuckers!!Channel your energy to your bad politicians

I wished they will so do, they will have my support!

Glory shey u no wan answer me abi?

At 26 her Googles don flattend like tyre we nine inches nail enter am.

Olosho no be work, sisters abeg find real work, na same university all of us went to, be serious with una lives, pick up work and earn an honourable living

hisexcellency34:
Anybody notice the loquacious MURIC man, Ishaq Akintola has not said a word in a long while?

Isn't there relative peace and calmness since this guy shut up this toxic cavity?

Chukwuka319:

Brother, you must be a very wonderful cook.

Hahahahaha, yes I am Bro. I am very creative that I can just think of the kind of diet i want and then invent something not necessarily an existing delicacy and cook, they always come out nice

Jewessgratitud3:


Oh.. I see.

Anyways my cooking skills is second to none because I started quite early in life. My Mom will force you and you don't have a choice but to learn how to cook.

No regrets from you i guess? God bless ya mum for doing a great job.

One can learn alot from Just being close to a mother while she does her things in the kitchen. There is no girl I have being with that I haven't taught one or two skills in the kitchen.

The problem nowadays is either the mothers aren't cooking by themselves (a maid does it), or the mothers want the daughters to focus on school work at the age of 8 - 16yrs, and when the girls enter University it is too late to groom them. Another problem is the girls themselves, they don't want to stress themselves, so if you don't have iron lady kinda mother, a lazy girl will turn out to be a bad cook. I also see a family where there is only one girl (Ada) amidst plenty boys, the boys do everything while she behave like a spoilt brat - this one no go sabi cook boiled rice sef

treesun:
One Ibrahim Egungbohun Dende, an alleged smuggling kingpin, has reportedly threatened to kill an Assistant Superintendent of Customs (ASC) who stopped the smuggling of his goods from Benin Republic into Nigeria.

FIJ reports that the said Dende is one of the alleged biggest smuggling chiefs in southwestern Nigeria, adding that the event happened in January, one month before the release of its undercover investigation which unveiled, among other things, how smuggling is aided by Customs bosses who take bribes from smugglers and then betray patrol teams by updating smugglers on their colleagues’ itinerary.

Meanwhile, Dende has denied any involvement in smuggling.

In a rebuttal, IBD Dende petitioned Kayode Egbetokun, the Inspector General of Police (IGP), claiming that FIJ’s report amounted to “character assassination with calculated view to achieve damaging effects against IBD Dende and his businesses within and outside Nigeria."

However, a video FIJ obtained shows Dende threatening a Customs official who intercepted his vehicles containing smuggled rice from entering Nigeria.

In the first of the videos, a frantic and irate Dende can be heard repeatedly telling the Customs officer, whom he simply identified as Rotimi: “May it never be well with you.”

Despite wielding guns, all the Customs officers in the footage could be seen pacifying Dende, imploring him to calm down.

“All the Customs officers with guns you see in those videos are his boys,” one source told outlet.

Dende can also be seen bragging, “I have called Ejigbunu”, and ordering the receiver at the other end of the phone: “Call Wale, call Wale.”

FIJ can confirm that the said ‘Wale’ is Bashir Adewale Adeniyi, a Member of the Order of the Federal Republic (MFR) and current Comptroller-General of Customs (CGC). Meanwhile, ‘Ejigbunu’ is Hussein Ejigbunu, Comptroller, Federal Operations Unit Zone A.

Dende’s repeated boasts about calling Ejigbunu confirm FIJ’s exclusive on how the NCS streamlined the passage of smuggled goods in all six states that make up Zone A to Oja-Odan, Dende’s stronghold, alone, with Ejigbunu as the Comptroller, Federal Operations Unit Zone A, detailed to monitor the movements.

“You will find out that the teeth are sharper than the knife. I will show you that I am Dende,” Dende can be heard screaming in the video, while an apparently scared Rotimi can be heard wondering: “What have I done? He is threatening to kill me.”

As can be seen and heard in the second video, one of Dende’s grouses is that Customs officers were also smuggling rice while his own consignment was intercepted.

“I saw your boss’s trailer — four trailers that loaded rice — in Seme,” he can be heard saying. “What did you do about it? I will not accept it! I have told Ejigbunu I will not agree!”




https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/02/i-saw-your-bosses-smuggling-rice-too-alleged-kingpin-ibrahim-dende-threatens-nigerian#google_vignette

Which way Naija?

Anguldi:

True, it doesn't apply to ashawo geng .
My ex dey nuture me but she still left last november because I wasn't giving her marriage vibes. Aunty no gree calm down but I guess she's feeling the financial heat now.

Finding replacement now na war. We just dey do our selves

Hahahaha, I get babe in this right now, she offended me and won't apologise, so I stopped every communication and for 2months we no relate, then all of a sudden she chatted me up trying to turn table say I cut her off for no reason, saying I no love am. I just laughed and told ask her if she is the one that loves me to have stayed away for two months. She started apologising and saying she loves and misses me bulabulabu. I told her she only proved she doesn't really love me and it's fine, I am cool with that. She now refer me as Bro and I call her sister - i am okay with it this way cos I know how much I dey spend in that relationship and what really do I get from it apart from kpekus whenever I wanted it or whenever e hungry am? And this babe like f.ck like rabbit, jeeeessss!

abc115:
Dollar is falling, Naira is rising, and the people that always update us are in coma.

Nairaland nna weldone

Mek una no celebrate too soon sha, though it is the best for the country

Gistmedia10:
A Nigerian male corps member who went viral after being seen dancing passionately with students has reportedly been gifted N1M by the old boys association of King's College, the school where the incident took place.

The unidentified corps member became a trending topic online after a video captured him energetically dancing to Diana Ross's 'He Lives in Me' while in his NYSC uniform.

He displayed his intricate dance moves, leaving many impressed with his agility and dedication to his national service.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAeEOUJQ6Kw

Nice one from the corp member, good of the school alumni to motivate him as well

RenaissanceGuy:
But the question is, why would Buhari make provision for subsidy for only the first 6 months of the year, knowing that his successor would be carrying such heavy load??

You never heard of supplementary budget abi?

Why didn't Tinuba include the subsidy in the supplementary budget? Instead he smuggled in money for stealing into supplementary budget for 2023 after he took over.

Nice one, can he cover life game? If so he will definitely be way better to listen to than our dear The Dull!

Glory018 bia, what are you staring at here?

No follow this lost girls woo! You look like person wey never loss her home training, abeg keep am till when this dollar ripe well well for my hand, I go come see ya good mother wey dey train you well well!! Kin ji ko?

Salewa97:
Tinubu is a strong leader with a vision for Nigerias future. Dont let negative rumors distract from his positive impact.

Tinubu will still go to Qatar and the memo from Qatar did not stop him from going. They only said they don’t have time for the business summit due to other commitment.

What then is he going for if the business summit is not going to happen?

I guess the usual jamboree with plenty foreign oloshos

Yourprick:
It will go below 1k before march end

Please quote me for a 100k if this so-called reform continue to improve the naira by the end of Match.

These measures are only temporary, not sustainable. Naira will improve temporarily and then continue to slide

AntiChristian:
The worst decision anyone could make is to leave God the creator of the earth and start worshiping the created Jesus.

One of the worst beliefs is to acknowledge God as having son and 24 elders to help Him in the dominion of heaven, earth and all that exists!

One of the most absurd creed is to believe God is not able to save man without turning himself to man and entering into the womb of his creation to later come through the vaginal canal and be born as a baby...

One of the dumbest lie created by man and not found in the Bible is that "Jesus is God".

Lastly, the same decision you made that changed your life may not necessarily change the life of others!

May God almighty have mercy on your soul, may Jesus's Christ who you insult and ridicule lead you to the right path and may you live to testify to the new life that will come upon you!

femi433:
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Location::Katampe main Price:N55M
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Is it the entire block that goes for 55m? How many flats are there all together?

This is what happens when you guys vote in thieves, robbers and grabbers - there is no place for honest people and patriotic people at all.

Happy renewed shege!

yarimo:
NLC another Wing of labour party, very unfortunate under AJAERO nlc is now unserious union

This guy you still have mouth in matters of Nigeria? You no get shame ni? You no get soul ni?

Glad you and all your families are right in this mess una plunge the country into. Pikin wey say em mama no go sleep, em sef no go sleep!

YinkaOlusesi16:
The only two advice I can give you is, 1) don't become a slayqueen. 2) be content with what you have. God bless you.

🙄

MzansiCoolio:


Check who made them - Nike, Adidas, etc. and order online.

Thanks bro, I no trust all these lagos vendors, na only fake human being dem no dey sell for that Lagos

MzansiCoolio:
The groundswell of support South Africa's national men's football team, Bafana Bafana, has received after beating World Cup semi-finalists Morocco in the African Cup of Nations has resulted in the white official supporters' replica jersey being sold out.

The two goals scored by Evidence Makgopa and Teboho Mokoena against Morocco to earn Bafana a berth in the Afcon quarterfinals reverberated throughout the country and made cash registers ring with joy.

Le Coq Sportif marketing manager Courtney Williams, while unable to supply sales numbers, confirmed the news to TimesLIVE.

“The support has been amazing and it just accentuates the good sporting news we as South Africans have had in the last year. Banyana made it to the round of 16 in the Women's World Cup, the Boks beat France, England and New Zealand in the Rugby World Cup knockout rounds by one point and then Dricus du Plessis won his UFC title fight on a split decision also by one point,” Williams said.

A winning team is its own best salesperson, he said.

“Our team performed incredibly well so far and the jersey sales fed on that feeling of good hope. The jerseys were sold out almost immediately online.”

Williams is proud of the national team.

“This shows our national resilience, but also the Bafana Bafana resilience. These players recently ended a 15-match unbeaten streak when they lost to Rwanda. Yet nobody made positive noise about their results.

“We are from a nation of one-pointers and Bafana now have a point to prove. We are all very excited about this team and their prospects in the CAF Cup.”

The last and only time South Africa won this tournament was way back in 1996.

“There is a definite spirit of the 1996 team that you can see and feel in our current crop. Their dedication and performance speaks to us as South Africans”

Before the tournament started few gave Bafana a sporting chance.


Le Coq Sportif unveiled an all-white kit that is an alternative jersey for South Africa as they head to the continental tournament to be hosted by Ivory Coast.

This is a departure from the traditional green and gold stripes that have been a signature of Bafana Bafana for years.

The new colours come as South Africa seek inspiration from elsewhere.

How can one order for Super Eagles' original Jerseys? I need atleast half dozens each of all this AFCON's Jerseys

omooba969:


Hey, do you still hear from your babe ibk, I don't think she's still active on NL or has she got a different moniker?

My babe nke? Boss no nah, ibk no be my babe woo, abeg woo!
I honestly don't know if she is still here or if she has another moniker. It's being long I see her here let alone chatted her.

tensazangetsu20:


The day they took the light out for 3 mins here to do some maintenance. They brought doughnuts, ice cream and burgers to apologize . I remember when internet went out for just 5 mins, the next day the internet company was here to double check everything. The funny thing is the light bills and internet bills here are even lesser than in Nigeria. It's really terrible and to be honest the current Nigeria you are experiencing is paradise compared to the Nigeria in the next few years.

Abeg which country be that?

omooba969:


Lol 😆 I dey boss, taking it easy.

Na sure way to survive this renewed shege wey una plunged us into.

Tthank for checking up on me Bro.

omooba969:


Hey Chief how u dey, long time?

Longest time high chief, you must be an Oba by now!

How u dey nah?