Nicepoker:
A feminist with no job. No house except her phone bought from hoeing around. Sometimes I wonder how Nigerian feminist and stupidity works hand in hand.

They are so shallow and stupid honestly. They copy and run along with what they don't even understand just because some of their gods (white women) are advocating it

siofra:
Me too I'm not going 50-50 with any man in this my struggling phase. T for teinz

This thread has exposed how shallow these siofra and jennyclay are. Keep ignorantly copying rubbish and you shall surely reap the reward of that. Ignorant broke ass feminists!

Sounds interesting

Jennyclay:
what's that?

I always make sense but you people just hate to hear the truth.

Perhaps because we are broke men.

E she means .... in Yoruba language!

Jennyclay:
God Bless Our incoming President Peter Obi.

For the second time you are making sense, eshe!

...and to think that I earlier thought this one get small substance in her head!

Jennyclay:
Go to LUTH and see a Neurologist.

I pray you get better soon.

Never thought anything good can come out of Nazereth! Nice one.

Op, it doesn't have to be LUTH but any tertiary or psychiatric/Mental hospital close to you. Do not despair too much, your situation can be highly improved!

Pascalsite:
While at work this morning, I got a call from my son’s school asking me to come to the school as soon as possible.

“Is Junior alright?” I asked out of curiosity.

“He’s very ok. But you just have to hurry,” the caller advised.

“Can I speak with him please?” I enquired.

“Please calm down sir. The invitation has nothing to do with your son’s health. Rather, it is for identification and collection of some personal items.”

“Alright then. I’m on my way.”

I took permission from my boss and headed to the school.

I kept wondering what I was to identify and collect.

Could it be there is a look alike child in the school who is answering my name that I am to identify and collect just like an item?

There is nothing women cannot do. I have been told repeatedly to fear women, but I would not listen.

So I braced up for the worst scenario as long as my son was alright.

I got to the school and dashed into the head teacher’s office.

I saw my son with another girl of his age in the office.

They both appeared to be fine.

“Good morning Sir and thank you for coming on such a short notice”, the head teacher began.

“What is the problem? What am I to identify? Did her mother say I am the father?” I asked while maintaining my gaze on the little girl.

Understanding how curious I was, the head teacher responded: “No! No! No! No! No! No! She’s not yours please. Nevertheless, is this your son’s school bag?”

“Yes. It belongs to my son. My wife bought it for her and I even have the receipt here in my wallet. Any problem?”

“Please take a look at the contents of this bag and see if you can identify any,” she said as she handed me the bag.

I took the bag from her, unzipped it and behold, I saw clothes.

“What are clothes doing in here?” I asked.

“Check again. They are not just clothes.”

That was when I poured the contents of the bag on the table. Surprisingly, they were my wife’s pants.

I was made to understand that Junior took the pants to the school to proof to his mates that his mother has many pants.

Imagine!

This is all my fault. I have not been checking his bag before and after coming back from school.

Dear parents, always be checking your wards’ bags. You may find something interesting in there.

Even if you may not find anything, it is a way of keeping them checked.

You see those ones in primary and secondary schools?

A wise is enough for the word.

As for Junior, my wife will decide his fate later in the day.

© Ezekiel Umoren
#ezekstory

Click on the link below to read episode 2

https://coolstories22.com.ng/pant-saga-episode-2

Hahahahaha, hope he sha no park old dirty pants join. I hear say women have pants they specially keep for use during their flow

gaby:
I'm very very interested in this case...

Smart girl.

She might end up setting a precedence.

All of us wey dey misyarn and promise wetin we no mean once we don see kpekus go learn to control out mouth by force.

Praise thy Rod....

Shey a verbal promise without a witness or recording is admissible in court?

She has only succeeded in distracting both of them and narrowing her chances at landing a good man in the future

Nursepepeye:
my father is a professor, my mum is a matron in a Teaching Hospital, all of us are Medical doctor, Nurse, Colonel In the army, a Lecturer in Federal University. Now your hopeless life are not in a position to curse person.

🥰 🥰 🥰

Nursepepeye:
simple! Tell your brother to travel to borno state. Not Maiduguri oh,he should go to Damasak, gumboru Ngala or chibok, he should rent one bedroom and stay, when ever any of his creditors call him,he should invite them to his new home. They will stop disturbing him

Amma kin yi zaman arewa nko? Especially Maiduguri?

lekjons:
15.6"FHD
Ryzen 7 6800h
16gb ddr5 ram
RTX 3070ti

2tb ssd(1tb+1tb) 1.1m

1tb ssd 1.05m

What model is this please?

Asabe4:
Lol...honestly, Buhari is even doing better than I thought. Wasn't expecting him to attend any campaign rally sef.

We shall see how it ends.

Babbar yarinya, wannan kayan na ki abin sha'awa!

JoeRizzla:
I studied Civil engineering and graduated with first class but am a hu$tler. I don't think i will use my certificate again, I wan sell am at the right price ✌️

Are you one of those super dependant kids on parents such that you can't find your way in anything?

Any independent guy that can make second class upper or first class degree, can not be in this state - your hustling spirit plus the sense that led to that certificate are enough for you to find something to do

I have met interns, some graduate interns, with your kind of paper but don't know how to get any new assignment giving to them at the work place done.

Guy school never pass through you, admit it!

BluePrincee:
The shareholding structure of the Port is as follows: The Lekki Port Investment Holding Inc. (international consortium) owns 75% (China Harbour Engineering Company Ltd 52.50%, Tolaram 22.5%), the Lagos State Government owns 20% while Nigerian Ports Authority owns 5%.


What kind of math is this? All the percentage put together is supposed to be 100% who wrote this na? This is the more you look the less you see😭😏

You along with those that liked and shared ya post need to go back and re-learn English language. The total is exactly 100%

olayiwola4u:


Most of the things he did in those Chinese films were REAL... Anyone who tries to replicate them would probably lose his senses.

So terrific! A super human I must say, and all these came through self discipline, practice, and dedication!

Nursepepeye:
a woman that suppose to be role model for younger generation is the one misbehaving like a kid

Yeah absolutely right!

olayiwola4u:
These surperhuman records of Bruce Lee still make me ponder on how he came about those records as slim as he was (look at how slim he was in the picture below).

His Superhuman records:

1. He practiced 5,000 punches per day, and he could give[b] 9 punches per second[/b].

2. Even though he weighed 150 pounds, his single punch was about 350 pounds.

3. His leg kicks were too fast for camera that was why slow motion was always needed to show its leg kick in films.

4. He could do 1,500 push ups in a row.

5. He could do 400 push ups with one hand.

6. He could do 100 push ups with just one finger thumb of his hand.

7. At one standpoint, he could jump up to 8 feet.

These are too incredible to be seen in one human body like this Bruce Lee body... He was INDEED a legend.

Which one out of the 7 fascinate you most?

It was spectacular watching this guy in Chinese films while growing up, legend indeed!

donaldking10:


nothing is free in Nigeria.
back then during our cadaver practicals in medical school, our school paid for the corpses.
I think male corpse costs 50k, & females cost 70k.

In my school they actually apply for them, the state attorney then approvea unclaimed cadavers older than certain age in storage.

Sometimes the legal procedure is reversed when there are too many unclaimed bodies but this is always a very rare occurrence. Bodies are always scarce unlike the likes of the UK and the USA!

chatinent:
Rashford is very stingy.

U never know say that lad na selfish player ni?

Nursepepeye:
a woman that suppose to be role model for younger generation is the one misbehaving like a kid

Yeah right mi laidi!

Nursepepeye:
Nobody is taking this one serious again.

Nurse, wallahi u get am for sharp mouth kuwa, sharp pass raza raza

I need a replacement girlfriend!

Romanoff:
Watch how they will say it is disrespectful for a wife to send her husband on an errand.

I guess your disappointment pass trailer load, abi?

rottennaija:
Ongoing headaches with F-35 fighter jets are rippling through the rest of the US military's combat aircraft fleet

Years of delays, cost overruns, and technical glitches with the F-35 have put the Pentagon in a dilemma.

If F-35s aren't fit to fly in sufficient numbers, then older aircraft such as the F-16 must be kept in service to fill the gap. In turn, having to extend the lifespan of older planes consumes money that could be used to acquire new aircraft and results in aging warplanes that may not be capable of fulfilling their missions on the current battlefield.

"While service life extension programs are one way to keep current aircraft capable and in operation, they do not guarantee that those aircraft will be available when needed or that they will possess required capabilities to meet future needs," the Government Accountability Office warned in a new report on US tactical aircraft.

The F-35 is meant to be the backbone of the US Air Force, Navy, and Marine fighter fleets, replacing several types of Cold War-era fighters and attack aircraft, including Navy and Marine F/A-18 C/Ds, Marine AV-8Bs, Air Force A-10s, and, most importantly, Air Force F-16s, which are the US's most numerous fighters.

[img]https://i.insider.com/62fbd92bc87abe0018c2bff8?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp[/img]

Despite making its first flight in 2006, the F-35 — which costs about $100 million apiece — still hasn't been approved for full-rate production and remains in limited procurement.

The aircraft has been plagued by a seemingly endless series of bugs, including problems with its stealth coating, sustained supersonic flight, helmet-mounted display, excessive vibration from its cannon, and even vulnerability to being hit by lightning.

The military and Lockheed Martin have resolved some of those problems, but the cumulative effect of the delays is that the Air Force has had to shelve plans for the F-35 to replace the F-16, which now will keep flying until the 2040s.

"Over the last decade the Air Force and Navy have funded service life extension programs for F-16s and F/A-18 A-Ds — both originally expected to be replaced by F-35 — to address fatigue of structural components and keep the aircraft capable and in operation," the GAO report said.

We for naija we are building our first commercial planes in 2023

Princeadebayo11:
They don't eat fatty foods, even they don't eat plenty meat

Ignorance

segtech68:
I'm in a very serious relationship which will likely lead to marriage before the middle of this year. she's a good lady, very decent, God fearing and has a good Job. We both love each other so there's no point waiting than to marry her. We've talked about it and she loves the idea. Also , i've met her family and her parent treated me kindly.

The issue is, we are both planning to relocate after marriage to any of the western countries, we are both credible financially and i'm very sure we won't get denied but the stories i've heard about women changing after getting abroad makes me want to think twice about the court marriage. I would love to do every other marital right except court marriage.

How do i tell her politely without losing her? please i'll appreciate your advise.

Thank you.

Abroad doesn't recognise any marriage except court wedding and certificate

siofra:


You're not even a high value man to begin with, please geddifok out of this thread.

Hahahahahaha, e enter, wallai e enter well well!

Dimples2022:
I came to see plenty penus but I was disappointed

Why wouldn't you be disappointed as u love prick pass even food for ya belle!

Nice