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HAHAHA--- Funny sh1t!

I can't really remember any. I say a lot of crazy stuffs, so---.

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=662868.msg8283122#msg8283122 date=1304912493]2 wrongs don't make a right

In drama and highly stressful situations are times that LEADERS ARE BORN - HEROES RISE FROM THE ASH

He looked and sounded like a woman when the crowd got done

The woman WAS COMPLETELY WRONG - to allow her to maintain her STANCE (BEING WRONG)

The leader in him should have reared its head immediately - had he maintained his God-given position of a MALE WHO IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE

He shouldn't have swung back PERIOD - SHE LOOKED REALLY BAD WHEN SHE LANDED HIM ONE and stupidly in his quest to get even - he ruined his position and lost the upper-hand in that situation when he swung back

Look again at the video and this time when you look at the video - right after she strikes him - DOESN'T SHE LOOK HORRIBLE?  Pause it as soon as she hits - she looks like the villain that she is and masculine and unsexy all of a sudden - what man in the audience will want a woman that acts like she does?  Had he held himself - he would have looked even more handsome, intelligent, leader-like and she would have looked worse.  When she hit him - he should have verbally attacked her femininity  - threw an intelligent "one-liner" at her and walked off stage with a swag - that would have gotten him women salivating for him, STANDING OVATION, MANY VIEWERS ON HIS SIDE and possibly made her lose her job.

When he clocked her back - he looked and sounded like a girl after her "knights" showed up.  Those very men would have stomped her silly if she had slapped them - but they showboated because they were on television and/or also had a crush on her.[/quote]Lmao-- Right on! That was what I was tryna say o! He made a fool of himself goddammit!

If he had the "hard face" on, and punched the wall or something, that would have been a lot better!

Slapping her and screaming like a 2-year old just didn't cut it!

agabaI23:
I hope you were joking too
You should know a joke when you see one, you don't need to google it

I'm kinda confused. I'm having a "brain-fart" moment.

But it's aight!

Not sure of what to say or think.

Fly, it was beautiful talking to you. I gat to bounce doll.

Safe!

This-- asin this!!!! You think you're normal? lol--- Nahhh, you ain't. You're special. I like you though.

Anyways, @ your question:  Watsup with you and ra[i]ping[/i] girls, or violating girls?

agabaI23:
You need a touch light to read mine? I will give you one
I read what you said and understood it very well.

Lol-- I hope you were joking?

If you weren't: Google what Touche means abeg. It's slang darl.  

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=662861.msg8282889#msg8282889 date=1304905025]can u talk about sumthing else plsss ? do u like if your bosom get squeezed? i once bullied this black gurl who use to

pretend being white so each day i wil pull her on a isolated room, slap her ask her to remove her bra and play with

her bosom. when i hit puberty, i started havin sex wiv her, she was too traumatized to tell anyone. [/quote]Fly, what the French? Are you like this in real life!? Pls be honest--no jokes.

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=662861.msg8282874#msg8282874 date=1304904754]friends i understand but your family betrayed u abeg no way. wtever it is hope u work it out. [/quote]Jesus o! Chei! I didn't say they betrayed me o, I said they annoyed me---, Thank you sha--You're a darling!

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=662861.msg8282856#msg8282856 date=1304904451]thts sad who annoyed u tht u loved? tell me friend. im sori to hear tht.[/quote]Family and friends! Duh!!!!

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=662861.msg8282849#msg8282849 date=1304904348]u think i cant support well let me tell u this, im the best supporter in the world i supported my mum when my dad died.

i supported almost all my gfs so u beter stop belittling me. slap? u re aggresive gurl, just bleep any boy nd u wil feel

loved nd good afterward. all agressive people feel good after bleeping sumthing. [/quote]msheww-- You need to shut it jo! Thank you, oya go away.

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=662861.msg8282838#msg8282838 date=1304904041]im staring to like u thse days, becoss u re not as satanic as before, wtever is goin on in your lyfe handle it like a real

kitty u re nd if u need support i m here 24 * 7 . [/quote]lol @satanic. Oh gosh! You? support? Nah I'm good! 

It's not a big deal though-- I just wanna slap somebody!

How can everyone you know and love decide to annoy you on the same day? Like altogether? Like wtf?

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=662861.msg8282808#msg8282808 date=1304903399]omgggg u losing it, u is wrong wiv me, im your new friend nd i care. u sounding crazy today wtff.

[/quote]arrghhh--OK! Thanks for caring. I've been a lil' cranky on NL today. I've not been using smiley faces sef. -- LOL

I have issues going on outside NL. So, it's a "transfer of aggression" situation.

agabaI23:
You think he would stand there and take it from a man? I don't think so.
Do not excuse the woman in anyway. Why dish out abuse if you cannot take it.
I have no problem with the guy that separated them but I have every problem with those that hit him.

BTW he was crying because of the number of people that were hitting him not because of a an insult of a slap.
The ladies slap was meant to be an insult so you have no point arguing this.
I won't like to heat a woman. I have never done that, but if you do this to me, I hit back and will be ready to die with all those guys rushing.

Men have ego, she should have know that you do not play with a man's ego.

They looked at the guy and thought they could overrun him.

Touche!

It's possible the crowd was hitting him though! I didn't think of it like that.

I don't think you understood my previous post. Read it again abeg.

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=662861.msg8282798#msg8282798 date=1304903186] wat is tht, u saw him talkin to her nd u thought he loves her, u re the jealouss

type ewww. all i read is hi, where have u been these days nd blah blah blah.   [/quote]lol---What is wrong with you?

Chop Stone jo !!! mschewww!!!

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=662861.msg8282777#msg8282777 date=1304902880] wat does your bf has to do wiv this? omgggg u re losing it [/quote]LMAO--- aM i?   --

oK-- So to show you that I ain't crazy, check it out:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-662816.32.html

Second page, first post!

Fly, I was talking to the OP and Advo!

@ Topic and OP: LAME!!!

"Y'all" wanted to get me in the jealous mode right? Nah---it ain't gonna work! Try harder!

**swag face***--lol--oh gosh!

Is that why you're shouting?

It's a lie! The slap was hurting him. --lol--hehe. I get his pain though, but he slapped her back---

Ok here's the deal: I'm gonna copy and paste what I said earlier today on a thread of yours:


@Topic:Like I always say, There's nothing like "a man should never hit a woman". If they are of equal strength, then they should go for it. No koso.

I think the reason people say "a man should never hit-----" is because, the fight is gonna be unfair. However, in a situation where the woman has an advantage over the man, (or they're on the "same level", that theory doesn't apply.


You're welcome btw.

To get a poll, scroll down to the bottom of the/your topic, there's something "pollish" there.

@Topic:
But he already slapped her back. Why the French is he crying like someone stole his soul?    "How can she slap me?" "How can you slap me?" ODE!!!

That's not defending by the way. There was nothing to defend. It wasn't like the slap was continuous. He's ego made him slap her. In his head, he's like "how can a woman me?"

Bottom line is that guy made a complete fool of himself---

beejaei:
@BABE!

I will take that as a "yes." Unfortaunately, you are not the one. I can make space for you in the future though. 

OH SHUT UP!!!! Eru yin la n so ni!

^^That babe made the guy her B1tch, though!!!! See how the Nigga is crying like his mother died or something?

Werra hell? It's just a slap! No biggie-

@Topic:Like I always say, There's nothing like "a man should never hit a woman". If they are of equal strength, then they should go for it. No koso.

I think the reason people say "a man should never hit-----" is because, the fight is gonna be unfair. However, in a situation where the woman has an advantage over the man, (or they're on the "same level", that theory doesn't apply.

beejaei:
BABE!, na me u dey say ask dumb question? As to your second question, are you badly praying that you are the one? And orga.sming to the thought of a smart woman is not weird. In fact it is very deep.

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**straight face**

bikokwe:
hahaha are u sure?

Yes o! Too sure sef! If you want to assign a pet name to me by force, at least make sure it's nice and sexy! Which one is, pineapple, milk, pawpaw,--mshceww.

If you're not creative enough to come up with something smart, then call me my name.  

hmm--*smh**

Call me Pineapple or Coconut and see how slap will descend on your face! It'll be like electric shock! Nonsense!

Two days ago,while rushing home in d early afternoon to meet up for d 3pm Nigeria match,d traffic was terrible @ d ilasa axis of lagos,so i decieded to come out of d bus and use 'a short cut',u no hw houses are built in lagos,d backyard of baba ruka might burst out 2 d 3rd street.While jogging,i heard some strange sound frm like 20metres behind me,and onlookers faces directed towards me,with some shock expression on there face,i was like wats so spectacular in jogging on a sunny afternoon dats causing d stire not knowing they were full of pity 4 me,on looking back,a mad man was running towards me,it was then i understood d situation,i was shocked,i wanted to wait but,a madman?he has no case in court,i took 2 my heels running a race of my life,who told u Usain Bolt can run fast,u guys need 2 catch a glimpse of me dat day,
I'm sure i ran 100meters in 6secs,onlookers were still looking,no help at all,but i got tirf and reduced my velocity,but u will b disappointed 2 hear dat d madman ran pass me,and neva stopped,i will neva 4get dis day.After all this months,i
never recovered.

That a new one!!!!!from a random guy sha!!!