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Atreides:

I use 'come and start going' sometimes!
Lmao@ she gave birth to a male son. Will she give birth to a female son or a male daughter before?
And my father always tells me to face my front!

I use all of it all the time (When I'm with my Nigerian people), that was why I put the "Nigerian English" in brackets, in case an outsider/non-Nigerian is reading it.

Atreides:
'inside my mind' always cracks me up. .

any more Nigerian English?

-She gave birth to a male son.
-Can you hear that smell?
-I came to your office, and I met your absence.
-What does it say by your time?
-Reverse back.
-Enter Inside.
-Are you inside of my mind?
-Come and start going.

LMAO, d list is endless.

Atreides:
No English like Nigerian English.
The thing was inside my mind and i was having a hard time resisting it so i cut off contact with the person for the sake of my wellbeing.

Well, I Say there is!

@OP . I have . Chei! In fact, I'm still caught up in the mess! Actually, the dude is my very good friend, and thats what makes it difficult. I just don't have the balls yet .
Its a very painful something.(nigerian english)

^^lmao, I would love to meet you in person! U r a clown!

Yh. No Big Deal! I'll Go to eat Jollof Rice and Moin Moin.! Free lunch that day!

190:
[color=deeppink]Hay baby babe how are u, my Junior Inkerd!

hows your sexual bondage,[/color]

Ok pls pls and pls, I gonna ask you for one favor , Please stop calling me Junior Inked_Nerd!(what does that even mean?) Ok?! Thanks lovette!

190:
[color=deeppink]Okay since BABE went for #4 I settle for #4[/color]

Confused Nigga! I'm happy for you!

@ OP, GEneVieve NnajI! She made D'banj fall in love!

#4 But I would replace the beer with Nuvo or Sex on the Beach, and the game of pool at a pub with Mortal Kombact or Fifa 2011

Alagha A.K.A Chairman, I don't seem to understand the joke here. And trust me, I try to find humor in every little piece of joke I hear/see, but this? I don't get it! Could you please expatiate

letter from a Blackberry to the crazed owner:

Dear Owner,
I’m so lucky I’m your BlackBerry!
You hold me with both hands gently as u could be.
You ensure that I am always with you.
If I fall you are afraid of my injury.
I always have your undivided attention, you get upset if others disturb our time together.
U can never forget me in a taxi & u won’t let me go unlike my old friends nokia, sony and samsung that u would proudly just hand over.
When u eat, I’m beside u. When u r on the toilet, I’m with u. When u  my head is by your pillow.
When I scream u rush and pick me  like an egg.
When I feel low, you make every effort to recharge my battery. When I am hungry, you fill me with airtime. You buy me all sorts of clothes to cover my precious skin. And if I make u feel like a cowboy u strap me to your waist or jeans.
Every month you ensure that you set aside the money, to buy me bundles (of love).
You upgraded me from my friends nokia, sony and sammy to a curve,bold & torch. You rush home from work and spend quality time with me; not really bothered to make a conversation with those at home. You can sit up with me for hours and smile at me, yet I have no humanly emotions; sometimes I make u laugh that ppl think u are mad. I watch your wife/hubby or ‎​your bf/gf who envies our time together.
But dearie…
I appeal to you.
Your life is wasted because of me. Take some time, leave me aside and Sort out issues that are important to you because I may love you as much as you do love me but I’m just a blackberry, nothing more!.
Kind Pings,
Your Blackberry…

LMAO, EPIC!

Mi o Le de Pampers fun ejo, Jor o!

I'm flying everywhere, because I like it like that!

Mehn, long story.

Abilene is 4ucked up! Like 3 hrs away from lubbock.
I'm everywhere, Tx, NY, Atl, Fl,

YOU?

lol. gotcha!

Mi o le disclose oruko mi on a public forum.

Mi o le so age mi nitori the same reason.

Mi o gbe ni ilu kan specifically. Mo ma n fo kaakiri lati state kan si state keji ni  (any anytime I'm on break).

Pardon my  yoruba english and pls awon wo lofe pounce on the info?

you?

ermmm, sorry? pls speak english,

lol, why you now vexing. What else do you want to know apart from those info. This is public forum you know, you can't just be letting info. out nonchalantly.
Ask me a specific something (lol, Nigerian English), and i'll see if I can tell you the answer.

I'm a female. Student(Pre-medical, Biology nd Chemistry), Nigerian, and thats it

^^^nah! See! You judged a book by its cover, and that's No No!

@OP:That your mother in-law is a correct Iya Oko Bournvita!
Anyways, I believe everything happens for a reason. Move on with your life, and next time, be more careful and observant! GoodLuck!

lol, I watched all of them over an over and over and over and over again!, Ask me any question about them!
What? I don't look/type like someone that watch yoruba movies?

^^^
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=629741.msg7975407#msg7975407 date=1300958403]@ OP. ha! U never Jam! Nobody wants goats and yams anymore, pfffttt! The food will eventually finish, and the cloths? the inlaws may never even wear them. But as for the Ipads and Blackberrys--these are tangible things--things that will last, U know!
Anyways, why are you even fussing sef, isn't 3 cows the equivalence of an Ipad?(price-wise)? No big deal! [/quote]lol,  pls that was an extremely rough and overstated approximation. .  I was just tryna get my point across. (I'm done wondering)