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----Lies last forever/eternity,? nahh! We are using those words too loosely. Nothing lasts forever, even our lies!

haha, Why is everyone twisting his words? He said Mr Right, not Miss Right. That is what he prefers, let him be!

^^^^ Thank you Reality , Thats is exactly my hidden point!

Tosinville:
Babe
Madam, i know how large united states is even Alaska or Texas alone can cover the whole nigeria but it doesn't matter, you folks can fix a place maybe somewhere in houston, Tx where few members on here lives. You sounds like someone who really wish to be in lagos, are you in love with a guy here who resides in lagos?lol

lol, U are a serious Joke!
I've been to Lagos 3 times this past 15 months. So, going to Lagos is not whats exciting me. It just sounds easier to plan a parry in Gidi, than any other place.
As for your last question, the answer is NO! How can I even just fall in love like that? I've only been active here for how long.? A week?, pffftttt

^^ Haha! MrPhysics!.Hope no problem?(Just asking, Your reply was too concise, so I just had to ask that question) Do you mind giving further explanation(s)?

Uti LOVE
@OP, She looks pretty and young!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=626213.msg7942662#msg7942662 date=1300517769]
Of course I'm gonna miss ya. You seem to be one of the most laid back people I've met on this site.

Weekends eh? Ok, I'll fill you in on all the weekday drama when you come [/quote]Eh ya, The feeling is mutual darling, Ill be glad if u keep me updated!,

^^ States? Do you know how big states is? States is not like UK or Lagos, where everywhere is a walk away(hyperbole). I think the lagos one will be just fine! And I'm sure a good number of people on NL are Las Gidi people so----

^^^oh darling Inkee, u r gonna miss me arent you? Well probably on weekends!

lol^^all these my NairaLand Paroles will be over by Sunday, when reality strikes!

@OP: Hells to the yeah! Lets do it! I'm gonna be in a Gidi State of Mind this Xmass! If you are serious about it and you need a party planner holla!

Inkee Touche! We are still saying the same thing. If I invite him out, of course I am going to pay the bills(I can!). But, I would expect a normal man to say, or rather the conversation should go like this:

the guy: "oh honey(lol) never mind! I gat it!(american accent)".
Me: Oh no, Its ok, I invited you Remember?
the guy: C'mon, just let it go!
Me: No, its ok! I got this!
the guy: Nah! Its aight! , (then he signals the waiter, and he brings out his wallet or fanny pack(lol).
Me: What are u doing? I said I gat this!
the guy: What is wrong with you? ----------------------- (Its goes on and on till one of us actually pays, which is most likely me)

U sha get what I mean!
Hope you enjoyed my PlayLet!

pls free my guy! He simply wants a soul mate, not irrelevant comments!

Does the way I dress Affect my personality? NO!
Does my Personality Affect the way I dress? YES!

Again: Fashion Section!

I dress the way I dress to:
--impress my self.
--make people stare at me (good/bad stare). I sha love the attention.
--get compliments.
--look nice.

This, Sir/Ma'am, is supposed to be in the fashion section I believe,

MRbrownJAY:
it makes you cheap when you´re hungry but can even talk of dinner because you will have to pay for your own share of the meal and therefore would rather patiently (and painfully) wait for the guy to propose dinner. i guess if he doesnt, its soaked garri night then?!

I said it was rhetorical question but you still had to reply sha?! MRBrown, first of all, the money is not the problem, I can pay for my own sh1t, but I just EXPECT you to pay! Simple! Like seriously, why would you invite a girl out or (vice versa), and expect her to pay a common $40 bill for food, or split the bill? You the man dawg! What happened to Men's Swag! Chai! Anyways, if I know his condition very well, (that hes not so financially endowed) then ill understand. BUT(lol), If you drove me to that restaurant in a CL Class Mercedes Benz, and you expect me to pay, then you are psycho.(not you o --- the cheap the man).

Honestly, If he asks me to pay or just totally ignores the bill, ILL PAY, No wahala (i wont even say anything), But ill just keep in mind that theres something wrong with him.

PS: this is not what the thread is about, so can we squash this ?!

^^ Wat is going on?

lmao, Wow! this is serious! Please go see a doctor!
Plus on a more serious note though,  Giving "Female heads" are not as safe as we think. The Cochie is vulnerable to anything (infections and all that) because of the anatomy. Thats why woman are more prone to STD's. So for you(Poster) to have the gut to directly take all the bacteria  and other organisms that find shelter in the cochie, in orally ---you should be ready to face the consequences.

But the good thing is most of the micro-organisms are not dangerous/parasitic. Thats why most men get away with female orals. But sorry, that was your unlucky day! (if that was the cause of your illness o)

---happiness and Contentment.

I have three messages:

Dear Mr X: "You are so freaking Bipolar, plus you suffer from Split personality syndromE"

Dear Mr Y: "Marry ME"

Dear Miss Z: "I hope we meet one day so I can strangle you, lol, two-faced chicken!

Love BABE!

BarTender/Student

^^Touche! Nicely done! Thanks

Everybody is beautiful in a different and unique way.!

@OP. "what the hell" (with Igbo accent). Its not a Yoruba thing neither is it a ladies thing. Its the worlds thing.
Why are "Our Girls" Dis Promiscuous? Please!, Plus ask Nelly Furtado! She'll tell you!

wow, I'm having a hard time understanding this thread,  I had to read that quote five times and over. But I think I get it now

Pride said its impossible [/i]because he is lying to everyone else. why? he doesnt want heart to take his position.

[i]Experience said its risky because, she had a heart once, and someone broke it.

Reason said its pointless because she thinks they are still going die at the end of the day, so why get a heart?

Then lastly, the heart said give it a try because----, ??( i honestly don't know why the heart said that, Im still tying to figure it out) Imma keep yall posted!

Tatto ko, Tribal Marks ni!
@OP, thanks for the persuasion! Its a free world!

Again!, As his KokoLET, And the business development manager for KM(kokomobile), Dbanj asked me to deliver this  message to yall: Haters (also known as) Misdirected Groupies!

It says: "I do this for your playlist(s), Check your Ipods! "


In essence, what hes trying to say is he doesn't give a flying hoot about what you think, hes just gonna do him!

But again, as a business development manager, I would still appreciate your patronage (Don't mind Dbanj, he just doesn't care!)    Its jST 10k . Very Cheap!  Pls buy it for your Househelps at least!

---You just feel it! You just know it! People have different ways of knowing they are in love! (As you can tell from the previous replies). So, there really isn't a way of knowing.

shakara4u:
wish u com bak,

uhn??

campella:
I agree with you, but I think the first rule is not too applicable.
Your neighbor here may mean another thing.

On my part, I will never make her know i have done something that she should be ashamed of, like kissing another woman

Well, Mr Campella, I consider a Neighbor as-- anybody apart from myself!