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Lax75:
Na oyinbo man u marry?

seedord247:
Babe is only good for party thing like fashion show, Musical event and Co. Though i don't much about her in aspect of wife materials. But tha koko thing is what am curious about about.

if you are having that kind of thingy with her  . . . is like a lion on snake.

2buff:
Babe, I don talk her own tire. I no go talk am again. body matters.

Osondi Owendi.

Osondi freaking Owendi!

Ok? Good, good.

Lax75:
Babe!,

You were missing in action at mama put yesterday? Why are you dodging Uncle L and your daily dose of red beans and rice  

Uncle L, don't derail this beautiful topic.  

I'm not a fan of that combination (Rice and beans). Lets switch things up. A Daily dose of Fried Chicken wings, and Cheesecake (with cherry topping) will be Perfect!

coogar:
he's trying to demystify okafor's law to impress you!

aca77:
You have to wonder: if Okafor was that good, why is he an ex?

aca77:
You have to wonder: if Okafor was that good, why is he an ex? Ok if u say maybe he was the one that dumped Okafee(f), you also have to wonder whether Okafee(f) has any pride or shame at all for her legs to be always open to the Okafor that dumped he, even if he was reallyy better than the present by or husband. Is that how much woman also Love Intimacy that they lose their shame for it? I thought it was only men that think with their Joysticks, if this law is true, then it means women also think with their womanlinesses? Is there something I dont know? Questions questions.

Kiki2000:
LOL

Of course, I'm trying to bring out just how readily available your cleaning 'tools' are!
If you're ok with it, you could use a new toothbrush, but then be sure it's dedicated hence to the work of cleaning your gold.

Kiki2000:
3. Toothpaste Method

Gold jewelry can be cleaned using your [b]old toothbrush [/b]and tooth paste. Gently scrub off grime using toothpaste. You can also apply the toothpaste to a cloth and hand polish your jewelry. Rinse in clean water. Use this method for gold items that you often wear.

Lax75:
Babe! E se ooo.

Na lie jor. Whatever you put on your plate is not enough to feed a mouse! In fact, this na war! We must hijack you and watch you finish 2 plates of ewa ganyi, rice, and chicken thighs!  

Lax75:
Babe. The filet mignon on my bones is ok (wo profile mi). And no need for red beans and rice for me otherwise it would be hard for me to find jeans ooo. Already hard as is.

However, you my dear will be fed ewa ganyi and rice, in addition to chicken thighs.  

lol,  Seen. You ain't looking bad.  

You must really think I starve myself.   I don't. I eat like a fattie.

Lax75:
(Grabs Babe and takes her to Mama Put's buffet table! Eyeing ewa ganyi and rice on her behalf )

silvertuke:
I know the thread was about Christianity and suppose to be in religion section.

scottN:

Dude seriously your formula translation is killing me

Kambinachi:
lol @ thread.

hopefully, the next question will be "why do you use water to bath?"

leuelliot:
Dumb question! why not ask Why does the sun shine

kemisuga:

Lax75:
Awww, bless. Ndi ofe nmannu. lol.
19 huh? Lil' cutie pie. You are cool with Uncle Lax, jare.
I beg, no one should give babe a hard time ooo. Or else!!  

Lax75:
Haba, omoge,

Dada ni mo gbo e. Emi ro pe omo nna ni e. All good. Ma da mi loun, mo like spirit e ati sense of humor to ni. You are cool with me any day jor.

But for real ooo, are you like in your teens? You look like you are 13 ooo.  

Thank you.

I love the "Omo Nna" vibe. Omo Yoruba ni mi. I'm just a wannabe.  

lol.  Yh, I'm in my teens; 19, to be precised.  

Lax75:
Babe! I have two words/gifts for you - (1) Red Beans (2) Rice !!!!  

Ogini na? Kini mo se to warrant ke ma le mi kaakiri pele ounje?  

Hope you understand yoruba o.lol

Lax75:
Fine gal no wrinkles!

How body na? Hope you're monday is going good so far cutie. You see, I'm being nice to you now.