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Would you take up job at Kano, for a good pay? I heard the Boko guys still rock in that city

it has no problem
money needed urgenly, call in and take it

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I did stay once and grinned like mr ibu, but not anymore, i think its not even healthy, but wait a minute; health!! which means smelling our own poo too is not healthy, if not, then other's will not be harmful too. She once took a chewed bolus from my mouth and i watched her chewed and swallowed it with JOY, to my amazement. When it reached my turn, I still grinned like mr Ibu and did same, acting like the spartan boy.

Bloody Capitalism!!!!!!!

Hey, is it an expression of love to stay with your partner while he/she is pooing? she walk in to poo while i was standing at the bath to shower. I decided to excuse her and she urged me to stay if i loved her.

Una dey look for who una go give wahala

I am just surprised that I couldnt find any flight to Enugu from abuja; can someone tell me whats going on.

Sack all the present policemen and employ new people

Hello peeps, I am serving at Ondo State and would like to work a transfer to Lagos. I studied French/ German and has so far not been doing anything relating to that where I was posted.

I will be glad to get a place in Lagos where I can at least teach these two courses either in a public or private high school, to start with.

Any other better opportunity regarding this will be appreciated.

My email id is eliasanchor@gmail.com. Thanks

It is well in JESUS name thats all i can say

haba, guardian, you have not known how to avoid monotony in the use of words, whats this 'publication...publication...publication. Na wa for our journalists

utfor m ie my sweetie (igbo izugbe)

What the first philosopher says, such will the last repeat. There r no clear cut rules in life but there r standards. Period.

Ejigbo is the worst place I have ever stayed in Lagos. I thank God for helping me relocate from that area.

The traffic is nothing but killing, and the feeder road are not motorable. Its as if the government deliberately neglected the place. There was rumour that the LG chairman merely shares the allocation with the monarch in the area and other key people and there was also rumour that because the monarch is not in the good book of Fashola and also being a "powerful" man and a member of PDP, Fashola turned his eyes the other way.

My question is, why cant the local government pour laterite on the very bad spot where cars get stuck every minute and which cause terrible traffic jam pending the long lasting solution they made us believe is underway?

Gentlemen, I cry everyday about the way things are done in this country. what about the connecting roads that could create alternative touts. is it too hard for the local government to grade them as a makeshift remedy?

Good night Chinualumogu!!!!!

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Hello,

Please whats the salary of Assistant Lecturer in the Federal Universities. I would appreciate an honest answer

This is the link for this advert, but I wonder why one has to go to Abuja to get the Application Form

http://www.opec.org/opec_web/en/employment/2515.htm

na d kind thing u dey see for Onitcha or Aba be that

a pannel of 4 niggers sat on this question till da grin was gone
undecided, each had a guun bunt none with the guts
confusion ensued and the parley was dismissed


But truth be told, Olamide has got talents, when i listened to eni duro, i knew immediately that nigger would go far. Da grin danced after 50 cents and somehow dmx or 2pac. Olamide is very original.

The poster just wan blab. Ask america how to fight terrorism.

I think you are just curious, or you just wanted a joke out of what you imagined. If truly this happens to you, you are just se.x starved. On the other hand, its surprising how a good under pant cannot control your manhood. There is nothing wrong with reaching e.rection, but when it happens with any she in skirt that your eyes admire, then you have what is called e.rectile dysfunction. Withdrawal syndrome or lack of access to se.x could be possible causes.

A good looking goat or any other animal with an aperture placed near you, not just humans, may be greatly endangered, in which case you need to be quarantined. That's my professional advice from: Centre for Permanent E.rectile Dysfunction.

I am a lawyer with a masters degree in military history. What are my prospects if I join the nigerian army? I have not had great luc?k with the US Army. Thoughvi have not given up hope

Its so funny that a man practising shooting fires at a tree which in turn fires back at the man.

Using a tree for target practice sounds harmless enough, right? That wasn't the case for an Iowa man who is recovering at a hospital after the tree he aimed his gun at fired back.
No, this isn’t an April Fools’ Day prank playing on the much-maligned M. Night Shyamalan film “The Happening.”
An Iowa man is expected to survive but will have one heck of a story to tell after he fired his pistol at a tree only to have the shot ricochet and impact upon himself.
27-year-old Logan Bunn transported himself to a nearby hospital in La Crosse, Wisconsin. The Allamakee County Sheriff’s Office says the incident happened at about 4:30am on Sunday morning.
In the ongoing war between man and nature, many more trees have fallen at the feet of their human counterparts. But there have been notable exceptions. Last month, an Illinois man was killed when a tree he was attempting to cut down fell upon him.
And on Christmas Day 2012, a Houston man was killed when he was attempting to clear a fallen tree from the street outside his home. During the removal effort, a second tree fell on him, causing the fatality.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-shoots-tree-tree-fires-back-002913032.html