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matrix199:
Problem still get problem, na wa o!

LMAO

One American military base, fit wipe out the whole of Nigerian military, plus police and amotekun

If na fight between a Nigerian soldier, and a Us marine or navy seal, one on one o, you think say niaja soldier get chance? You dey call them butter, meanwhile the are healthier and better trained

Afe to(that means we wan piss) in Yoruba lang

Lmao...no be small thing.

I served in plateau too, one told me his name na bulus...the first thing I thought was that na nick name, but na I'm name oo.

slayminder:
Nawa oooh

lamidi, you no well....must you quote everything...

AdaugoChisom:
I was even thinking is my Cousin brother who spent more than 18 years at Iranian prison but was released this year due to the pandemic. This life isn't totally is not balance.

wetin him do?

Merry Christmas to you Amotolongbo...enjoy

For present Nigeria, wey masters holders self dey find am difficult, na birikila(brick layer) sure pass.

You dey carry your mouth say you don't fade.....hmmn just passing through oooo..

Who be this irritant sef, shey no be say dem no curse you sha?

Dreyton36:
Chai OP u nor wise at all

See ehn in this Nigeria you make money with every opportunity

If I were in your shoes this is what I'll do

I'll take a blade and tear some part of my skin and put on a white shirt to ensure the blood stains are all over it , that's of u get mind o

Then I'll go report at the police station , put on just one leg of ur shoe , preferably slippers

After reporting at the station they'll surely arrest the lady

Make a statement that she's a cultist and those her relatives have been forcing you to join them for a very long time but you refused

From there head to the barracks and make another complain

Then head to the supreme Court again

Police go find them
Army go find them
Court go find them

Guy see that girl no go ever pass ur boundary again , even if u slap her sef

Las Las them go still pay you for damages

Remember to also go human right

Lights up my kpoli in peace

loooooooool. You no well. Laugh no go kill me today

iramure:
up gansallo

na Johnson for life..bro

IJEBU ODE GRAMMAR SCHOOL (UP jOGS)

Dija is a fool, probably sent by outside forces to cause problems.... She I not Nigerian

Some places fine like this for abuja oo, no make mistake

vincijr:
It might sound delusional but something tells me Trump might be back for a second term

in your dreams

Heaven

We are coming for you too soon, you and other politician... Just calm down

Wetin I wan use am do

as you put money for fuel, na so god go put fire for the union

gunnnnnnneeeerrrrssss

and I taik am oo, this fine woman don allow lie Muhammed currupt am...o ma shey oooo

Is Benin the only city in Edo state? So obaseki go benin mean say he don win election.... He go shock you.

which chick?

what about corruption??

EastGold:
Under Buratai and Buhari, na police dey rescue soldiers.

Like we say in local parlance, wetin Musa no go see for gate?

looollllll guy you funny die...can't stop laughing

To oluwa in ile

Dreyton36:
We never start ooo , the story long like third mainland bridge

if to say police carry you go in,I for fight you....