₦airaland Forum

sedutrice:
One is black, the other is blue.
One is an axe , the other is a bird.
Both are rough, rugged and raw.
Both seems jobless with no true ambition.
Both are bloodthirsty.

You could as well say both are the same

frugal:
Go back to the village.

Godyke:
Madam KEMI, you are not making any sense in this one. Is it not possible to stop production of a product in December of 2001 and the last batch still being in circulation in January of 2002? Stop fooling yourself and stop complicating issues.

MrWTF:
but this is a residential area for Christ sake. Wtf should there be disturbance?

For those attacking me because I sleep at home in the afternoon, we are in a modernized world, that doesn't need a physical presence in a business. There's the internet, so WTF should I get an office?

kunleweb:
This is sad. But don't sleep in the afternoon. Get an inverter so you would have steady power. You can use that time conversion for work and make more money. This way you have stopped them

ednut1:
My money is on SA. ops i dont have money self

seunmsg:
What is the implication of this promotion?

Based on precedence, only the chief of army staff gets promoted to the rank of a Lieutenant General. Was he promoted to understudy Buratai so as to ease the succession plan? Or maybe he’s being prepared to take over as chief of defense staff from Gen. Olonisakin as it seems unlikely to me that PMB will be comfortable with a southerner as his chief of army staff.

ceejayMAX:
WETIN PESIN NOR GO HEAR FOR THIS LIFE SEF

hammerF1:
U FORGET SECURITY MAN ABI NA GATE MAN.


NDI ARA...

daddytime:
She's beginning to look like an old young woman.

Very funny looks.

Benekruku:
Main reason she got married to her ancestor!

sapien:
Good evening, Fam.

I moved into this new area on Lagos Mainland some couple of months ago. However, I just noticed that my middle-aged neigbour in the next building has a penchant for stripping his quite voluptuous, 16-year-old teenage daughter naked in order to punish her whenever she offends him.

I made some enquiries from my other neighbours and I learnt that he has been engaging in this "ritual" for the past 2 years. He sends his wife - the girl's mum and his 2 other children - boys - out of the room, strips his daughter naked and starts whipping her until he is satisfied. I was shocked when I further learnt that the mother had never protested or raised an eyebrow against her husband's weird ritual, but she would rather walk out of the house quietly until whenever the husband was done with their daughter.

I want to enquire if there is any NGO that can take up such case in Lagos and environs, if reported or, better still, if there is any alternative solution to this seemingly case of perversion.

saynotocultism:
SOrry Guys,

A week after the Ibaka of Eiye declared war on all ayes in Abraka for amputating one of their hitman, we sat down outside thinking drinking kokoma ( drink prepared with weed , zobo for the red coloration , tramadol , white blood also known as Chelsea drink ) and laughing out the eiye confraternity for the war they declared. HIT with eiye confraternity usually carries no weight but this time, they came prepared. Two of my friends who drank kokoma with us left us around 8pm to their hostels. One was in 100Level and the other was in 300Level. We called around 10 pm to know their whereabout but the calls never went through.

We had guns lined up in our rooms waiting for eiye confraternity guys to storm us. The next morning, we then got a call from the chairman blackaxxxe that the two guys who left where beheaded by the eiye confraternity . We rushed down to the scene and it was a small market close to the campus 2 main gate. We got there and we saw the heads but we couldnt go closer as police where already at the scene. The heads where placed on a table inside the market and that table is for selling meats in the market. A note was placed on the table with my name and that of the chairman black axxxeee and axxe head and that we are next. I got there and my name was ringing out among indigenes of the community and other cult members as they wanted to know who the person was..


POLICE: Na who be frank?(not my real name)
crowd: silence..........................................
POLICE: NObody one answer? ok ooooo..Na you be next ooooo.. Make una read una book for school, una say nooooo.. na cult matter una one do... we go dey check this table if we go see another head oooo.....

I was shocked and i understood why they wanted me by all means. I immediately called the chairman black axxeeee to call for a COE meeting as i was an elder. The chairman black axxxxeeeee precided over the meeting and the axxxee head is only an elder in that meeting. When the axxee head left the COE, he raised his metal ( axxxeee ) and pronounced WAR on all EIYE...


I went for fortification and this time around, my M-Y na highest... I still have them on me till today.....TBC.............. wen you come next, na to dey apologize again(sorry guys)...just do the needfull, complete this and let us go....which one be say make person the check a particular tread every 5min for the past two week. thank you

thesicilian:
Will your debit alert buy fuel for his car or pay his children's school fees? As long as he hasn't seen the credit alert, you haven't paid him.

SluttanSlayer:
Apart from the two adulterous products who happen to be women, Osinbanjo has no child.

To put it better, Osinbanjo does not have an authentic male heir.

Once the manlet decides to take the Judas option his name, legacy and diminutive genes will be lost forever

And this isn't a bad thing either.

hysteriabox:

No o. They are money confluence

hysteriabox:

No o. They are money confluence

hysteriabox:

No o. They are money confluence

hysteriabox:

No o. They are money confluence

olaolaking:
I have told you. Come to Otta after sango. Where there are about 5 indegenes, say it publicly with conviction that there is nothing like juju.

JBoss25:
video am and post for nairaland

Jmk9292:
The heart of man is evil �

IkpuMmadu:
I can't believe Abeokuta the Ogun State Capital with highest IGR in the world would be like this

ZinoFasisi:
No na bird
*lasu I meant*