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yes dear, have you not heard about NATIONAL OPEN UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA.
they operate e-learning.

This one is really funny. lol

the federal government have not yet release those ones.

you people should not kill your self, cool down, one day it will be your turn.

this is beautiful, whoever wrote it, bravo to you

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, Did you hear that Fluffy died? The guy stumbles around and says, Um, no, um, what happened? The neighbor replies, We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy."

"And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the
room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."

At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be in jail for contempt within 5 minutes!"

mrsheddy: Nice one
it's not easy, keep it up.

thanks

nice one dear

The Federal Government is re branding some of our local products to encourage exports. Feel free to Share and offer more suggestions.

1. Kuli kuli - Peanut Bars
2. Donkuwa/ Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit nuts
3. Kilichi - Beef Crackers
4. Dundun - Yamarita
5. Fried Potato - Potarita
6. Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) - Dental Sticks
7. Boli - Barbecue Plantain
8. Roasted corn - Corn Aflame
9. Eko/Agidi - Corn Jello
10. Moin moin - Savory Bean Pudding
11. Isi ewu - Goat Hedo lickins' (remember your fingers)
12. Garri - Grain o' Fibre
13. Bokoto/ Nkwobi - Hoof salad
14. Ogi/Akamu - Corn Brulee
15. Kpof kpof - Energy Buns
16. Chin chin - Dough Rocks
17. Zobo - Juice Rosa Afrik
18. Kunnu - Grain Alive
19. Gurundi - Coconut Jaw Breakers
20. Bread and Akara - Bean Cake Burger
21. Ofada rice - Unpolished Vegetarian Rice
22. Adalu - Lentils & Grain Salad
23. Ekpang nkwukwo/ Ikokore - Continental Yam Casserole

its tracia, cos i dont even think she has borded a flight before

the jokes are all funny and wonderful

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was
naked."

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with
one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your
problem?”
Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister
......is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the 3rd grade too!”
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s
office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If
he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back
to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to
him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Harry: “9.”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Harry: “36.”
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think
Harry can go to the 3rd grade.”
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him some
questions.”
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have
only two of?”
Harry, after a moment: “Legs.”
Ms. Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do
not have?”
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: “Pockets.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Harry: “Pants.”
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?”
Harry: “Coconut.”
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: “Wha t goes in hard and pink then comes out soft
and sticky?”
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could
stop the answer, Harry rep! lied, “B ubble gum.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does
sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”
Harry: “Shake hands.”
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means a lot of heat and excitement?”
Harry: “Firetruck.”
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, “Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven
questions wrong……

It took me a month to decide the next private uni to attend...it was like ultimate search but at the end I found one..nothing compared to d 1st one in terms of d behaviour of student n infrastructure but I went for it cos of d hunger for success written on der forehead...but d fee come cost die...I no even know wetin them dey use d money do sef..but I was glad to be der but d students eh!big time hustler sha..lets go back to ma 1st uni cos I did something n till today I don't know y I did it.
It was time to elect student representatives..I ruled myself out since I knew I was going to leave in a week or two..Ada twin was interested but I felt he wasn't capable and I didn't like his friends..'Abeg wetin concern me sef eh,my own too much sef..how I go choose friends for person wey dey uni..a place of freedom'.The 1st voting took place at d hostel and play play I said everyone who like me shouldn't vote for him and people who stood on his line moved to ma side...at d main election day he lost big time..only his friends voted him...see how I use my mouth and hand cause wahala for myself oh..but Ada later became V.P of student body
I am that kind of person that is very friendly,I don't take advantage of people,very playful but I don't look it...abeg no be advert jare..for more info google egbuche maxwell..yes ma real name..That my single act created problem cos he didn't want me to be near her again but she told him dat was impossible...
Ada is someone who is so special n cute...once u see her u must like her...forget her pretty face..she is down to earth but doesn't like been controlled...she listens to reason but once not comfortable with wat u re dishing out to her then u can't control her.
I spent the day with her but she didn't know I was leaving the next day n I left without saying goodbye..it wasn't easy for me but I didn't want to graduate with a bad grade...I wanted first class or 2:1...I did grad. With 2:1 so make una no think say na woman full ma head oh...
In my new sch. I went abt my studies and never cared abt d girls around but they noticed me...shey una know say as guys admire girls n talk abt them na same way girls them dey do.. All I could think was Ada...the fire kept burning,refusing to die...she called almost everyday and was usually d 1st to wish me HBD...me?opposite..
Three months later a friend brought me out of retirement...yes keh..I retired from r/ships..He was dating a particular girl and wanted to date my friend who he thought I was dating...He proposed a deal that I should go for his gal while he went for my friend...na wah oh..anyway sha I needed to try my skill once again to know if I am still the man but I warned d guy that he might loose both sides oh..he no believe me until he lost totally n we became enemies...na my fault?wetin dey sleep n wetin go wake am?we later became friends sha but not as b4...
His former gf became my 1st u know...fill in d blank as ur brain reach...I didn't cheat on her and I didn't love her...I just like her but was she faithful? abeg that one na strong matter oh..she was inside sch sha but outside nko?
Well,after her I moved on and on and on and on....my life became complicated and controversial and guys laid bet on me without me knowing..the girls felt I knew but I didn't...I went after d never say yes type n d yes kept coming but I didn't do kiss and tell...I went on like this for a year or so until she came..yes! She came to my school and just seeing her alone made me repent straight away...every players heart is somehow tied to somewhere...mine was tied to hers...

well i know that i would acctually not do that because i will not be too forward to boast about my guy in front of other girls so as not to steal him away from me, but if i were the girl meehen i will fall on my kneels not minding the crowd and and start begging for forgiveness.