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Dem don turn taste, KFC & co to their kitchen

hot n cold: Where are the married and single ladies on this section?How come nobody is saying anything?Abi una no dey cook again?

Na wa o

What do you mean its too small? what work did you do in the first place? I don't see why I should pay 40k or even 20k to an agent for what?
the amount should be at max 10k for agency. this is just a reap off by the agents and the shylock landlords. in the house I stay I refused to pay this fee, I just paid 600k for the 2 bdrm for 1 year and dats all.

HomesOfLife: It is really funny that Nigerians don't know the right people to point fingers at.
In reality, the Agent only owns 50% of his own fee. Landlords especially in Surulere would tell you they also marketed the apartment, making them Agents too.

Let me analyse better. Let's assume 400k is paid for an apartment, the expected fees should be 40k agency, 40k legal.

The Agents only have business with the Agency fees, which after being divided by the typical Lagos Landlord, the Agents are only left with 20k to share among themselves. Isn't that rather too poor for a home searching process? After working for days and hours under the sun for a Client's property challenge. I mean, think about it Sir.

beautiful comments from you. y is she still in the marriage of neglect n abuse?[ because of money she wan die put for there . what a shame women n moneyquote author=egift]When last did any of you see or hear anything about Clara Chime? Just state any event, programme or announcements. I pity her. This should be a lesson to all the Naija babes that want only ready-made and wealthy men. For those of us still struggling, none of them are not interested in us.

I hope help come her way. She can atleast leave with her kid, am sure there are many people who can spare her some millions and she can go live a quite life in Nobody-Knows-Where.[/quote]

Why was Suntai sitting down to address the congregation? It simply points to the direction that he is not well

Meringe: I watched the thanksgiving service on NTA, personally I don't think he is that weak which some people forced us to believe, just that there is no true loyalty in Nigerian Politics.
I expected the Ag Gov to handover the mantle to him and watch the people's reaction just as GEJ did when his former boss came back but he is power drunk to induce the HA to side him.
I pray God to heal him permanent cos all have sinned!!!

see this one thinking? Britain/USA when has more economic interest in our country denied us during the Bakassi wahala. so wetin isreal get to benefit?

googlepikin: I don talk. Am, if that day come when dis country go shout WAR START Israel go dey our side must. Cos we don't have one leg on Christianity and the other leg on the other side like Ndi Ofe mmanu. We are half Christians and half Jewish

wetin this bufo regularis dey talk.well you all belong to the shepopptemus family .

Usa.Number:
So after searching the dictionary for years the biggest word you can come up with to Shioor

what is the economic benefit of this BASA? what is the volume of trade between Nigeria & Isreal? what are you exporting to isreal?instead of signing BASA with the Asian tigers na isreal of all places she focused on? will this BASa agreement stop our Airplanes from falling down from the sky like when I still dey plug fruit and mango wen I be small boy? an agreement of no substance is what IGBOS are celebrating here like sey dem win lottery? this is the same isreal wen no go even give una visa to visit there country unless if them get one way economic benefit to derive(pilgrimage)

paj4love: NA OUR OIL so go to hell

nematode you again, is Lagos not your LONDON? whether you agree or not if not for SW education coverage you for still dey inside okija shrine dey serve that your dibia

bllaster1: Dont mind that ill.etrate, he is just trying very hard to make his region seem like they have ever contributed to the nations wealth.

shut the fuvk up you nematode. it shows you are still living in the stone era.cocoa was used in early training of Nigerians. SW was London for Nigerians in the early 20s - 80's, its even worse now. go to all entry points into SW particularly Lagos and see the loads of people moving in. even you this nematode that is yaning opas is based in Lagos. UP SW for our early educational pursuits.

bllaster1: You must be living in a fo.ols paradise to think your rotten cocoa was used to educate the good people of SS and SE region.
Even Northerners laugh hard when you mention cocoa.

I don cawa!(waka) the lady parents they beg me for reconciliation but I no dey go near that lady again

Knowledge9000: Can't you run?

I like this classification I dey between trunk B & C

Promhize: LAGOS (Trunk A) = 5million/month
LAGOS (Trunk B) = 1million/month
LAGOS (Trunk C) = 400k/month
LAGOS (Trunk D) = 100/month
PH (Trunk 1) = 500k/month
PH. (Trunk 2). = 150k/month
ABJ. (Trunk A) = As much as possible
Onitsha = 250k/month
Calabar - 250k/month - 500k/month
Kano - 100k/month


LDT(less developed towns)
Ife, Osogbo, Ekiti, Ilorin, Ebonyi - 50k/month is enough

Village - A small farm

SP
Borno - Survival instincts
Maiduguri - Survival instincts

I totally agree with you. I made a mistake with the lady I just broke up with, reason been I told her about my pay package and this was my undoing. she started taking me to shoprite now and then, she will buy stuff for her mother, brothers n sisters, sometimes her father, part sponsoring the servicing of her car etc. she does it systematically that I didn't initially code but later it blown out.
She works as well but when I complain she will say I earn more than her.

tpacalipse: Whatever you earn can never be enough for a Nigerian woman. Trust me. Just let her understand what u are capable of before the marriage, so that she won't become a problem for you after due to money issues. Keep what you earn to yourself if u could and make sure all official documents are kept away from where she can have access to them. Never let her know the lawyer who will execute ur will, u might regret if you violate this. And lastly, once you are married, never engage in extramarital affairs, they won't pay you, because grasses have never been found to be greener at the other side. Same ni gbogbo won. But if u ever divorced in the end, do not ever remarry, ain't worth it. Ignore these at ur own peril.

This is a greek gift to deceive anambrarians because of the forthcoming elections. What has OBI been doing all this while? what a shame and this is meant to deceive the good people of anambra that he means well for them. they should not agree to this daylight WAYO.

FreeGlobe: is it not funny Peter Obi has awarded more contracts in his last few months than in his 8 years? Just yesterday he awarded 2.4 billion for building of schools. Trying to save face. I guess the criticism is getting to him. it will be worse when he leaves to a performing governor

Which airline did she use to Isreal? just asking !!!!!

awodman: 22nd Oct.2013
AVIATION: NIGERIA SIGNS BILATERAL AIR SERVICES
AGREEMENT WITH STATE OF ISRAEL.


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which kind greek gift be this? dem dey find person wen dem wan kill

ewosk: this is nice....

is suntai catching the fish or the fishing catching suntai? becos this picture is deceptive ooo

redsquare: The whole thing is staged to make it look as if the governor is 100% fit. They only succeded in making a mess of the whole cover-up.

POLICE COLLEGE

Policewoman: Granted them bail on account dat d offence is not capital Pls which univesity or school did that mumu Judge graduate from?

An agreement is an agreement. FG is the culprit here !!!!!!!!!!

AMEN!!!! and for those wen they curse Lagos/tinubu/fashola may acts of god strike them if they are doimicile here or wen dem come visiting.

lacasa: Anybody wey vote PDP again come 2015, e no go beta 4 him generation I swear

Nna bros pls tell me where can I buy a bullet proof car, my life is been threatened by acts of god. pls send me ya account

Ndi Anambra: Yoruba people are just so angry with Igbos making waves in Jonathan's government. Jealousy go kill them all.

she should fly - see ode! answer my question ewu, you just prove that u r a RAM (retardeen association of M.O.R.O.N.S

1Wily1Wily: So u mean she have to park the Car at her office after work and walk home

for ya house only!!!!!

1Wily1Wily: I know that Yorubas are not happy because of this International Airport, it have caused mental sickness for you people. Jonathan is your President till 2019

we are shouting now to avoid a situation when the moto go develop wings land for her house for VGC. abi no be this country we dey when Jim Nwobodo convert the generator wen dey national stadium surulere to his personal property.

Where was the generator found? any good student in the house

1Wily1Wily: Katsumoto, she didn't steal because the Cars are not hers, it is not her personal car but that of the ministry

excellent, you get mouth!

Anagoid: answer (e).

i am from the SS and I am not a thief, so I disagree with you M.O.R.O.N.

sleek_p: Where did I say Igbo in my post? I said "our" turn meaning peoples of the SE/SS. Am from the ss and I support her whole heartedly, at the end of the day its our resources not yours. If we feel the ibo's desearve it, thats our prerogative. If you don't like it, go jump in the sea.

taharqa + sleek p = ?
(A). FOOLISHNESS( B). STUPID (C). MUMU (D).ODE
(E). ALL OF THE ABOVE

sleek_p:

Shut that hole you called mouth, how many people don die because lekki toll ? trolling URCHIN of the highest order

taharqa: Tinubu and Fashola have been involved in way worst things. The recent Scam that was d Lekki-Epe Concessioning/Unconcessioning Scheme, d SMOTHEST SCHEME ever conducted in this country's history, is just one of d many corrupt practices going on in Lagos. Many of u HYPOCRITES now pontificating on this very stu.pid and disappointing move by d Aviation Min, were conveniently Mute when the details of that scheme were broken. So SHUT ya mouth; many of us don't take u HYPOCRITES rantings as anytin but that..

I don't pay tithes or offerings. i give my hard earned money to the financially challenged families in my neighbourhood rather than give to a pastor who drives flashy cars and live in luxurious homes.

Thank God for people like Goshen, Pastor kun, christembassey etc for opening our eyes to the truth.
I might even stop going to church finally because a lot of truths are been distorted and no more "holiness" ,morality/values ( attitude & dressing modestly) are been preached this days. every thing is money, money and money and competing with the things of the world.

http://www.punchng.com/news/ministry-confirms-purchase-of-n255m-vehicles-for-oduah/

for those defending the minister in another post kindly read today's punch. the reason given for the purchase of the cars

I need some heads up on the fixed charge by NERC/Discos coys. I want to load some units on my card now but will I be charged the fixed charge for previous months?
I started with 100 units and I am always away hence the units last long. I got the meter in February so will I be charged the fixed month for the period February 2013 - October 2013? I fall under the category R2
Thanks

Anyone in the house who knows the local name for this.