₦airaland Forum

attimes true.

MrCork:
....According to survey,99% of males ob nairaland are kinda suffering due to lack of woman....but for some reason,they hav sussefuly been able to release pressure thanks to their pillow case..

..Today..this rubbish must STOP.....so please...feel free to ask questions coz we hear to help..and.please keep it clean

Sorry which section in Yaba left are you located?

temmysammy:
gudmornin pals,pls hw dose their aptitude test look lik.

computer based test. simple maths & english. limited time..so i was told.

its a sign of love... infact una love na cutlass love....lolz.

but seriously, if ur story is true it could however mean somebody somewhre is using her image to torment you. whereas she mait not be aware of it. probably @ dat point she may b having sweet dreams about u. u can neva tell.

#my 1kobo advise. u sef carry cutlass near your bed b4 sleeping so u and d babe go fit fait chinese for ur dream.....lolz.

prettythicksme:
selling point I don't have big breast and big yansh tackles of showing it #moderate stature or what kind of selling point you talking about

Its not necessary u have a big yansh and d rest it may b d sexy eyes,looks or sexy lips or sexy boobs,yansh, or d way u whine ya waist...Lolz. etc....
probably u shud ask ur chairman wat he thinks is so different about your looks. shey he get eye abi?
or beta still give us a full pix of urself lets examine sef.

online dating is very risky dis dayz aside d fact that u may not b able to say if u are dating a cripple or slowpoke, there are lots of scammers dis dayz who employ diabolical means in talking to u. b4 u know it u av already deposited money into dia account. I almost fell for one though. but as lagos sharp guy dia jaz no fit hold me.

prettythicksme:
It just so funny when single guys walk up to me and said hey what up pretty despite seeing wedding ring on my finger,I was coming from work today and this guy started following the bike that carried till i reach my house.He stopped behind me and the first thing he said surprised me,he said oh you are married right i said yes thinking he will walk away but dude just stay sote dey yarn the koko.I was like ouch pls i am married excuse me, he said pls your number,i want to know you more and i walked away.so many single guy approach me,pls why?despite i am married#so annoying sometimes.

Baby i guess u av been marketing ur selling point either knowingly or unknowingly.

Painful situation. however d lady in question couldnt av been @ fault. in such situation d guy has to forgive and forget. However this thing is hard ooo..

call d number there now. but i bet i its dos business developer stuffs,gnld, or even scamers cos why will a coy av no name to operate.. think twice my Guy and dont waste ur transport money

The only thing i can say is dat d coy is managed by dos indians or kora. ppl and so dont expect much cos dos ppl stingy die. infact u mait b working extra hours.

bmoses:
My Boyfriend, travelled to Lagos since last week, but he never called to tell me he has arrived. I have dailedd his line for a week now but switch off. I ask some of his friends but they couldnt reach him either, but one of them told me that he called him twice, that he arrived Lagos safely. But i dont really know why he didnt call me for over a week now. Is it that, he dont Love me truely? Was he using my head (when he said he loves me)? is he cheating on me? what do u think, plsss i need your contribution.

mayb he is missen in lagos. I can help u announce in Radio Nigeria...........Lolz.

190 u don enta one chance.....Lolz.

Issorite..
we also av dos who are confused to d extend that create a thread in d wrong section. Probably dey av too many aberated discussions to make.I cant say mayb dey are teens or dos who smokes to much weed.

must he run for presidency when he has no money? na by force to take borrow money to run presidency? wat of if he losses how will he pay?? Well I guess he has enuf assets.
Im not a political fanatic however the truth must be told.

Why will i buy such an expensive phone for someone who im not sure i will legally marry?. I cnt do that joor.. na so d love blind reach? even if i have d money i no go buy am ooo..

Cokacola:
she is still in ss3 and done with my nysc.....did you see why i cant marry her now??

So u didnt think about it b4 scoping d girl back. even if she was giving u d green light u also enjoyed reciprocating. and u even gave her all ur biometrics. (names,family members name,village name, house nos). Guy u av to go back to d village oo b4 u start to dey Kolo for ur village....Lol.

wow. dis situation is a complex matter. d only advantage u could av wth her is that she will still love u even if u mess around wth other gals but i would advise u continue in relationship and not think of marriage 4 now just to observe if her love for u is just an infatuation cos after a while d love dies. attimes d love u will have for each other begins to develop wth time. above all na Baba God uoo...get d final say sha.
Hope she hasnt lived too much rough past and now looking for a MUMUni to settle down wth?

luvlyqueen:
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Infomizer:
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