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leverage12:
I have been searching all over the internet to download the song mo so ri ye by paul play.

please is there anyone in the house that can help me with that song?

Thanks

Bros just sing d song as u sabi am.....lolz

Cool story...

ghetto44:
that's all?

Thats all.

Cool Story..

Cool story

VickyyB:
Mumu!. Un-intelligent thesis.

Still wondering how the man with Television got it if he never had a vision. Smh

Get well soon ........#no offence pls.

Cool Story...

when he talks like if his brain booths or like someone who is experiencing network failure in thinking. ........lolz.

enkay4love:
[/color]. For ur info,Halima has good legs,not 'yam' legs as u reffered.By d way,digressing from d topic to spewing abuses is'nt called for.Would u feel great if these abuses were directed at ur sister?

enkay4love:
[color=#990000]. For ur info,Halima has good legs,not 'yam' legs as u reffered.By d way,digressing from d topic to spewing abuses is'nt called for.Would u feel great if these abuses were directed at ur sister?

Did u finish reading my post @ all b4 u start making comment................parkwell....
meanwhile wat is derailing about saying "just like persin saying she no dey poo"...

Our NL ladies Trading dia Virginity for popcorn and Icecream since 1990...

The next time u see her lay ambush and jump on her way suddenly. stare @ her for like 10 sec. move close to her and give her a french kiss @ 180 degrees hug position. she will fall for u.................thank me lerra.
thats how most world leaders woo their woman...Lolz..

Issokay

Liability:
i finally met him, the man of my dream, my heart desire. Oluwaseun Bamidele of yorkshire. You are the best thing that has ever happen to me as a lady.

Always at heart.

but why d guy dey look like unripe pikin?.. I think i saw him under oshodi bridge dis afternoon. he b wan enter molue.

mirexxx:
18. well i feel lyk doing it atimes buh i av a low sex drive so its easy 2 control d urge. I feel good abt me and i am waiting 4 d ryt person and d ryt tym. thanks

Hope u are telling us d truth cos we are seeing your threads... Anyways, Stay away from unnecessary relationships. having a boyfriend @ dis early age may not b too advisable cos it will increase your sexual urge. even if u arnt interested ur boyfriend will lure u......#my 1 kobo advice for u#

He talks in woman voice.....Lolz...

See her yeye Yam legs....just like saying i nor dey poo @ all..mtcheeew.

manuelpepper:
@op, what if as a man i discovered her over-used, constant fvvcking, fvckable pusssy has become very wide, even d biggest deeeek wont get friction, everything seem like a big well.

And she wants me to marry her, should i marry her?

u need to open a new thread for this topic. however dat doesnt mean she cannot make a good wife. iys just dat d risk involved in marring such. sti's,never satisfied wth d spouse, probability dat she could av gotten a damged womb due to excessive abortion as a result of too much Bleep....etc.

I trust ladies of nowadays even if dey decide to continue wth d guy dey can neva b faithfull to him.

Just Imagine what will hapen if d angel who has been holding d trumpet to christ's second coming for over 2000yrs.... decides to test if d trumpet is still in good working condition.....

Chei! mehn. dat is enuf for some ppl to die of cardiac arrest oo....Lolz.

share urs.

it depends on where she is hitting.. if na d down below dat means wahala dey if na d chest side small wahala wan dey. but if na ur head den u beta run for ur dear life cos na head d brain dey ooo...LmAo

Prettilicious:
1.) Discover his favourite pet name and call him by that or you give him one.
2.) Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.
3.)Do not challenge him when he is hurt.
4.) Be silent when he is angry..You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behaved that way that annoyed him.
5.) Be quick to say "am sorry dear" when you ever offend him.. pet tingly insist on his forgiveness,appreciate and kiss him when he does.
6.) Speak good of him before his friends and siblings and even in front of the kids.
7.) Honour his mother.
8.) Insist that he buys gift for his parents and so be sure dat he will do same for ur parents.
9.) Surprise him wit his favourite dish especially when he has no money at hand and neva delay his food.
10.) Do not allow d maid to serve him food wen u are at home.
11.) Give him a warm reception wit an embrace wen he returns from work,collect his luggage and help him UnCloth.
12.) Smile wen u look at him and give him occasional pecks when u are out socially.
13.) Wash his back while he is in d bath tub or shower.
14.) Put love note in his lunch box or briefcase.
15.) Phone and tell him u miss him.
16.) Dial his number and on hearing "hello" jst tell him u love him.
17.) Tell him how blessed u are to have him as ur husband.
18.) Give him a hug for no reason.
19.) If he is a public figure,gently wake him up at d early hours of d morning and romance him to d point of "demand"..he will not be enticed by other women dat day.
20.) Always remember to pray for him.
21.) Implement this law dat ur family will wake up early in d morning to pray together and also pray together before going to bed in d evening.
May God bless ur marriage or the one u will enter in Jesus name.

Get a love portion in his food...lmao.

PrettySpicey:
Reason I'm still single is simple really. Last dude I was with weeped it all out to me .. yeah, he was crying and sniffing as he told me.

His exact words?... "I could never measure up to you. You are Naomi Campbell, Margaret Thatcher and Lorraine Pascale all rolled into one."

Yeah, its a tough market out there for you men... with us Super single sisters to contend with

Issokay. Dont Worry. By d time u clock menopause age and nothing to show. Thou shall know say Khaki no b leather.....Lolz.

Wale112:
have noticed this a number of times.its mostly the very ugly nigerian girls who put on airs
u try to be polite to them and them dey think say na toast u dey try to toast them.they are so arrogant and full of themselves.the other day i saw this naija girl with k-leg and duck eyes and i as i was trying to say hello to her she just snapped at me and opened her duck eyes at me saying, "shuo! wetin u wan dey disturb me for".i was taken aback.imagine this ugly lookin duck eyed naija chick snapping at me because i was just saying goodmorning to her.abeg some of u wowo naija girls too dey arrogant

My Guy.To b wowo girl sef no easy..
meanwhile hope say no b warri gal u b wan follow yarn? some of dem can dey form. with dia small boobs and disfigured yansh....#no offence pls..........make i run look for place to hide b4 dos babes show for dis thread come start dey fire me...Lmao.

Endougs:
NET investigations revealed that four months after the death of pop-gospel sensation, Kefee, her usually crowded restaurant, Branama Kitchen located in Mende, Maryland, Lagos remains shut.
The award-winning singer and vocalist died as a result of lung failure after being in coma for 15 days in a hospital in the United States of America (USA) in June 2014.
According to neighbours in the restaurant’s vicinity, NET was intimated that no one has been to the restaurant since it was shut down on Friday, June 15 a few days after the singer’s death.
When the singer’s husband was contacted, he said he does not want to speak on anything concerning his late wife anymore.
Kefee opened the restaurant in February 2012 amidst pomp and pageantry and kept herself busy with making delicious meals for her guests.[ thenet.ng ]

Eyaa.

Juliaann:
Am still a virgin and I have been doing all of that

If i hear u talk am again.. I go.....Lolz.

ATOB:
You got me laughing real hard.
Your mum?

Just kidding but I swear you were very funny.

Nawa for u oo.U asked for one and i gave u. now u re saying i got u laughing.. dat means u dont need a lady now...dey there now..Lmao.

u go like this one.

bibiolu:
thank you. I won't do that again

Pls Do that again let us see it clearly this time around.......Lolz.