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Infomizer:
Keystone bank!

Hehehehe. i was even thinking na heritage bank.

Lolz...which category do we put a girl when she wan go school go dey beg u for money and when she reach doesnt reason ur side even to say hi, but when its time to travel go back to her parent house not even to pay u a visit, na then she go reason u to provide her transport money?.

u are welcome to the club just get ur suit, tie, good longsleeve shirts and a pair of huzzling shoes and start hitting d job market. also dont forget to get a big face towel because of sweat.....lolz. welcome once again.

Keenysbojan:
I have been observing this since when I was young and I have asked this question years back but I couldn't find the proper answer,in shot 'i don forget self'

but now,the question has come back to reality on my memory...

why do beans make us fat when we eat it?

beans is my best food,I love beans so much but Anytime I eat beans.it reaction in my tommy is something else and I will began to discharge the unwanted particules that can cause earthquake...

sometimes when I discharge those particules, some mosquitos in my room would have to run for their lives,I do hear them sometimes 'run for your life,the beans particule is here again'

mehn the odour is so terrible,it kills every flies that comes around even some animals would faint when they inhale the odour..
I know some nairelanders can testify to this...

please why do people fat after eating beans?

at this moment,my tommy is filled with the dangerous particules and I am ready to discharge it,please don't comes near me,it might be the end of your existence if you smell the odour...

wait let me discharge first before una go comments

hu hu hu..ooh boy no be small thing oo abeg I need oxygen to survive...


Yours Faithfully
k e e n y s b o j a n...

Sorry do u mean fart ??

How to deal wth a snooring partner? Slap d nonsence out of ur partner's cheek anytime he/she snores. u will thank me later.

Lol. I guess the sumptious meal intoxicated him so much dat he had to spake d spakable.....

U call all dis people beautiful abi na fine? dis na makeup now. Try get dia pix early in d morning or in d dead night den u will know who is who........
meanwhile Eva is frm isoko tribe in delta state.
I must say most ibo girls are usually very beautiful but d ugly ones dey ugly finish....Lol.

luvlyqueen:
i was told dat during every monthly cycle all d blood dosnt flow out,some blood particles solidifies in d tummy thereby making it difficult for d blood to flow normally.But this should help her somehow wen ever she wants to take her bath,she should boil water, not vry hot pour it into a bucket then she should sit on d bucket, d vapour frm d hot water goes in through her vagina and dissolve d dos blood particles dat was left doing frm d previous month dis will make her flows normal and wont cause d menstral cramps,dat thing can frasturate a lady

chei. woman don suffer but maka why??

am i Mad? why will i?

If u ask dem, im sure they shud av a cogent reason why they use dos images mayb dia logo delete for dia system. and so d available logo to use na dog....There is God uoooooo.....

I dont know why but i av been observing d trend and i av come to a conclusion dat ladies have dis jealous attitude which makes dem to start to hate one another. No matter how close two women could be,dey av dis hatred in one way or d other. dats why i pity dis who marry & puts more than one wife in a house. na die d man dey.

Hmm. Mr Aye Dee trying to follow Reuben Abati pattern busy criticizing GEJ until dem giv am political post. now him don shutup.....

lmao. I cant remember sha but i remember licking a plate of delicious ewedu in a party wth my tongue so much dat i was asked if d plate has already been washd. stupid thinz we v done as a child........lolz.

Do the needful afterall u arnt a novice in d first place

oderemo:
Look @the bell properly. Chai d bell don sufa.

Lol. The colour if d bell shows dat d church na dos church wey like to dey conduct 200 days marathon fasting & prayer programme. d handle wan nearly pull comot. "agogo igbala"....lol.

[quote author=Barbarthundey post=27062327][/quote]I think she is one of dos first gospel singers who sing yoruba songs but dia musical instrument backup sounds lik dos ibotic pattern.. Lol..

Merlissa:



Sometimes I think that all the good guys are either MARRIED or IN A RELATIONSHIP..

I want to know where are the SINGLE Good guys??


Am ready to date you!

We are here oo. but hope u are also a good gal

We hope all these my daughters will read this post b4 time runs out of them.."whispers in an old man's voice"

hehehehe.
wat about dos wth hairy chest? and beards can they apply?

elsevier:
Murphy Oil Corporation
200 Peach Street (71730)
P.O. Box 7000
El Dorado, Arkansas 71731-7000
 
Dear Applicant,
 
     After review of your application, the human resources management are very much interested in interviewing you for a job offer in the company so attached to this mail you will find an attached document containing the interview form, we kindly suggest you go through it and fill it to the best of your knowledge, after which you should immediately forward it to us, thank you.
 
Sincerely yours,
 
Kelli Hammock,
Murphy oil

my guy b carefull oo as long as dey didnt ask u to pay money for work permit then i think u should continue but if money issues strt coming in i think u shoud backoff my guy was scammed like that. he was even asked to pay it to one lawyer in kaduna who said he will gey back to him in 5 working fays blablabla. altho his own was frm u.k.

issokay iy seems we gat a lot of joseph d dreamer on NL

Godditex:
Baddest guy eva liveth you don call am? Lol

Godditex:
Baddest guy eva liveth you don call am? Lol

I cald she didnt pick mayb she's wth anoda coded guy who will give her double wat she wanted....Lol..

Godditex:
666911419....Are you owk now Ashawo!

u nor well...Lolz.

Godditex:
666911419....Are you owk now Ashawo!

u nor well

Godditex:
Guy something d tire person oo!

Oya now Gimme her number now.

Hmm..with all we av heard about her and she is still believing to get a lover? I bet u she will only get a gold digger disguising as a lover.....
Wish her goodluck in her search though.. wait oo. she even said she is not searching either so dat means she is not yet ready now."dance sekem outta thread"