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Epistle of Kevinedet01[b][/b]

aiikay:
please I understand this thread is more one year already, I wish to make some findings from anyone who probably took the offer.
I was just invited and so need your experience so far.

Boss how did ur test go. and wat stage are u now?

Azsalami:
What would be Your 1st reaction if You woke up in the middle of the Night to find Your BF/GF dancing around the Bed and reciting fetish incantations in a Calabash?

##Drop your comments

#interstingly_crazy

firstly she will get d most memorable beating of her life as she will have recite dos incantations wth her full names mentioned in it. thereafter na dat night she go carry d calabash put for head go her ppl house.

Azsalami:
What would be Your 1st reaction if You woke up in the middle of the Night to find Your BF/GF dancing around the Bed and reciting fetish incantations in a Calabash?

##Drop your comments

#interstingly_crazy

firstly she will get d most memorable beating of her life as she will recites dos incantations on her head. thereafter na dat night she go carry d calabash put for head go her ppl house.

Na even girlfriend not even wife. even if na wife sef its if and only if im less busy dat i will do that meanwhile i will neva b less busy..lols

biancalove:
my boy friend told me he is a virgin. Does it he hasn't had sex or doesn't know how to have sex?
I know some guys have watched a lot of porn films/ have seen their friend having sex.
please share your view how to know a guy that's a virgin. thanks

Its very simple. if he usually has uncontrolled erect J.T anytime he jist filthy talks. den he is a confirmed V***...Lmao

TrueFcts:
please nairalanders, is possible to injure a breast?
i was in the front seat of a taxi and a guy entered to join me and before i could adjust properly, he had sat down and rest his hand on me.
i dont know if its on purpose but my right breast was paining me and i didnt know how to tell him to remove his hand. now am having aches there.
if you were in my situation, what would you have done?

I volunteer to help u massage ur B****t.Lmao..

TrueFcts:
please nairalanders, is possible to injure a breast?
i was in the front seat of a taxi and a guy entered to join me and before i could adjust properly, he had sat down and rest his hand on me.
i dont know if its on purpose but my right breast was paining me and i didnt know how to tell him to remove his hand. now am having aches there.
if you were in my situation, what would you have done?

I volunteer to help u massage ur B****m.Lmao..

TrueFcts:
please nairalanders, is possible to injure a breast?
i was in the front seat of a taxi and a guy entered to join me and before i could adjust properly, he had sat down and rest his hand on me.
i dont know if its on purpose but my right breast was paining me and i didnt know how to tell him to remove his hand. now am having aches there.
if you were in my situation, what would you have done?

I volunteer to help u masage ur B****m.Lmao..

tosyne2much:
I have known seun to be an S.U but viewing this thread, I'm beginning to have doubts

No now. Dont u know seun has to be on surveilance to monitor every single threads being opened because he is d super mode or MD. CEO.lolz

chisos. In Honourable obahiagbon's voice I am maniacally bewildered by the outrageous undiluted hazardous post on this thread and I smell Hell F i r e candidates hovering around this thread...LMao

simple. just watch d persons activities. through dressing,fashion d person will usually wear oversized clothings,boxers,shoes,pants everything oversize,awkward laughing,walking like a villager, talking like someone frm anoda planet ,reasoning like a baboon,...thank me larra.Lmao

Medunah:
Is this lame question actually meant for me or for the gods?

if u ask me na who i go ask?

Medunah:
the kain heat wey go catch d guy eehn

whrre d heat dey com frm? shey na d thing dey produce d heat. Lmao

I guess d guy doesnt want to take risks. I guess wants to b sure all he is saying "I do" n paying d bride price for is complete. lols
as d world don wicked now u can neva tell if a lady still has a "V" anymore.lols

which one do we believe wen dia corporate website says no vacancies

Icon4s:
1. Did d company advertise any vacancies before u took ur CV there? Companies only recruit when dey see a need for it.Even u having a 1st class cannot make a company employ u even when dey dnt have d need for u.
2. Mayb they needed an experienced hand. And she probably told u so bt yet u continued to insist on dey hiring u.
3. (Which must b the most likely). So u attended a Polythenique for 5yrs only to come out with A Lower credit? U must b what dat woman says u are.

i think if u read wat i posted "strong lower" u shud b sensible enuf to know something wud a gone wrong for someone on upper credit to fall on strong lower bsides she neva even asked for d grade neither wad she ready to rrad through d c.v. dats by d way.
I only submitted d c.v @ her office and cald to confirm if d c.v had gotten to her table and she tld me to start coming not knowing she hadnt scaned through d c.v self.
its true she said she needed an experienced person @ dat time however i neva pleaded for her to collect me by force i only needed a voluntary job or internship.

Gideon360t:
Though i av a small penis, initially my penis does not penetrat inside the vigina with all the strugle for abt 10 to 20 times of trial.
But on one faithful day during her ovulating period, the thing enter and penetrate but blood did not come out. Since then it has been entring. But i don't think i have disvirgin her because the hymen is still there. We have been trying to get her disvirgin or remove the hymen after our wedding but yet the hymen is still there.
Please how best would i get her disvirgin or remove the hymen.
I need ur doctors and expert in the house. Tks in advance

pishure of her hymen den we will know if u truely know wat hymen looks like

Chiadanin:
What is it with nigerian men or (people on this site) and virginity.

The issue of virginity while admirable if intact (assuming premarital), what is the fancy there. It is so overated.

A virgin girl a good and faithful wife does not make. The ideal is someone with some experience but not too much.
Either extreme could be troublesome.

issokay. u mean experienced Virgin??

TheCode:
Eerrr... but bros, why did the person call you a fool? Thats kinda extreme. Did you try to find out? Was it because of your CV, maybe it wasn't presentable? Something about your approach? Or just because you submitted your CV in their firm, as ridiculous as it sounds? Why? A problem known is half-solved. You need to open up (more).

Thanks.
I dont think d c.v has a problem because i had use the c.v in applying for an env engr job but i dint get it because as @ den i was not through wth NYSC.
However d Woman has been a saucy person but i neva knew infact she exhibited it to one of her I.T. department staff right in my presence. i neva knew she will bounce on me also. i was even begging her for a voluntary job of which she denied me bcis she said dey are being paid for d work dey do for dia clients. even internship she denied me also. perharps she took d advantage of me being a fresh graduate and thout i was without value. But we go Jam one day probably @ d top.

No. 11. creating silly threads.

piero2u:
lol. That's if they catch me.

my guy i guess u av neva been disciplined by a military personel b4. well go come and tell us d story. perharps u will make frontpage of newspaper dailies. LMAO.

andromida:
But those men that marry prostitutes how do they cope? I guess they are men who can look beyond the Kitty-Cat must be some great men.

Its all about choice my Dear. for me im not desperate for a V. However i respect a V. if im sure they are because it shows d level of self control they have especially in dis age of moral decadence in d society

andromida:
There are all kinds of ways to keep it tight .

Sorry guys you may never know.

No matter what the scientific ot local drugs that us used d road to galilee can neva b tight even if it seems tight @ one round of sex d road opens up. thats because nature has made it such that a panelbeated pussy canneva be like d natural/original pussy. Sorry for all dos disvirgined ladies still thinking of going through surgeries etc. except ur guy na MUMUni how he nor go know?