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na anyone wey come oo.. as long as she get lovely punny. I'm okay. "sip my chilled zobo drink"..

your name has succesfully helped u fetch one o*o......Lol.

Ellion:
Guys most times do not knw hw to xpres themselves

p.m. me and u will know if i wont express myself.......Lol.

I think il go for d V......Cos My J.T doesnt dissapoint me when it comes to unlocking punnies no matter how jamlocked d punny could be........Lol..

I go ask am dis question " Baby did u just slap me" I go ask am again "Wait did u just slap me"........Lol

temigracie:
...Why not??...When there is love and trust.....


Revealing the exact amount doesnt mean I ll withdraw all the cash for him at the end of each month....



....When there s no transparency, hw will our love grow??....

in that case may i have a kiss frm u?...........Lmao

Solvik: Index finger - Friendship (it was given to you by a friend)
Thumb - Divorcee (so I heard don't know if its true)
Middle finger - Engaged
Little finger - Boy Friend (not sure)
Fourth finger - Married

Ppl nowadays put ring on any finger of their choice for fashion sake thereby causing confusion.

havent u guyz heard of "Your life will never remain d same Community Model Grammar school" somewhre in Epe or so...Lol

yawns...

lirusehn:
What makes a man 'is the size of his Dick'

ehn ehn Dos Aki and popo no b man b dat now but we neva hear say dia marriage don fail..abi?

lirusehn:
Jet go soon be like Bike

Bike better oo. jet go soon b like bicycle....

RockMaxi: Seems you knew more about the family's medical history?

besides it seems u got F9 in ur biology. mean no offence pls.

RockMaxi: Seems you knew more about the family's medical history?

abi ur screen cannot scroll back to d op's short sermon? cos it seems u are addresing this issue as if u didnt understand d cause of her death. mayb u should revisit d topic of dis thread for better understanding of d root cause.........Do u now understand? abi can someone now b infected wth SS?..........mtcheeeeeew............

RockMaxi: Seems you knew more about the family's medical history?

abi ur screen cannot scroll back to d op's short sermon? cos it seems u are addresing this issue as if u didnt understand d cause of her death. mayb u should revisit d topic of dis thread for better understanding of d root cause.........u hear? abi can someone now b infected wth SS?..........mtcheeeeeew............

RockMaxi: Never knew you guys were his doctors, why didn't you advice him prior to now. The family is in grieve yet you are quick to blame.

are u his family member? This are issues an educated person ia supposed to b aware of..
I commiserate wth his family though but its a lesson for someone out there.

odikomo1: If you have issues bothering your mind don't be shy. You can share them with a life philosopher in person of me. Remember every problem shared as a possible solution.

Don't worry about the fee. I promise to give free advice on this thread. But drop only genuine stories please.

I dont have a babe and i need one can u hook me up?

aryzgreat: So as educated as he is, he married an AS knowing he too is As? Mtcheeeww. RIP

Love is Blind........lol....
Even SS2 student know wetin b AS,AA,SS......

are u an eunuch? or u are planning to b a catholic priest?
I swear if na me i go bang nansence comot for d girl kittycat.....

urcutecrush: No

but u are light skinned baa?

urcutecrush: That's ur sexaul preference.are they not human being?why should somtin be wrong cos u like them?

are u a single mum?

ladycool430: This is for single and decent ladies, If you like to meet single and cool-headed guy (most of who are based in Lagos). Kindly drop your Whatsapp number here or send it by sms to 07054789061 if you don't feel like dropping it here. I can easily match you up with one of my male colleagues/ friends who are single.

Don't call me during working hours, pls.

Anty i am also single and searching can u help me out?...

hope u arnt dating a cripple.......Lol

arimahoseloka: Lol no, but really there is a unique smell they carry. especially when u suck bobi alot

Sorry i neva suck bobi before....I am a virgin.....Lol....

one advantage of being short is dat u can be easily given a hard knock in ur head each time u open nonsence threads

arimahoseloka: I know the taste and smell of Benue girls, Igbo girls. they carry a unique smell and taste on d bed. no kidding

can u pls describe dia smell and taste on bed? is it d smell of pounded yam for benue? akpu and isi-ewu for igbo girls?...laffs....