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sexfiend: well, i'm a nigerian based in Germany ,but within the last year, i've been spending more time doing business around Nigeria ,mainly Lagos and Abuja.
in terms of social life ,i've been highly disappointed about a couple of things I observe: 1.) 70 percent of all the girls i've been with have a bad body odour. 2.) 95 percent of Nigerian girls do not shave .even worst ,80 percent of them seem to have hairy chest and hair on their chin (I Guess they've never heard about waxing). Sobs....

Ask Google...... it definitely has answers for u....

Do u do Gay business also??

Very very possible especially wth these private universities looking for money this days.......

I bow for dis una tribalisic comparisms.
anyways i think its just individual differences.... jst wish u dont jam d wrong fellow...........t
Thou shall regret it....

Orikinla: Everyone one of my girlfriends dragged me to the salon whenever they went to make their hair and make up for the week and occasions, except when I was not around. And even when you are not with them, they will call you to come for them at the salon. But it was not comfortable to sit with a girlfriend and wife as she made her hair and make up for hours. And one particular one who is now a celebrated blogger would come up with a lot of gossip to keep you from leaving. The other one from UNIPORT was a monopolist in romance.She insisted I must be with her when shopping and going to the salon whenever I was not at work. The most embarrassing was when a girlfriend would ask you which of her choice of underwear you preferred in front of the female sales assistants. Must they ask you to do this?
Share your experiences and views.

are u a woman wrapper?? cos i dont see reasons why il follow a babe up and down unecessarily.. its a sign of joblessness.......Dont u think so??

Nice one. "can heal a mad man".......Lol

tosyne2much: Considering the fact that there are some pitfalls with
too much online interaction before meeting in person, so many sign up on Nairaland without any intention of going on dates but God can arrest you here.. You can meet your life partner in any of the session such as Politics, Food, Agriculture Etc . So anyone who tells you its impossible to get a future partner on NL must have mistaken super glue for vaseline during m*st*b*t*on

They might not follow you but they follow and watch every of your comments, so be very careful of what you post

1. Neva form classy babe on Nairaland feeling you are jst here to make fun and that it would be of great privilege and that you are doin NL dudes a great favour by posting on their threads or by quoting them.. This habit is a turn off for most guys

2. Never refer to any Nairalander as being silly, stewpid or senseless... Who knows if Andy Blaze, ATM Machine or BinGbabo would be the one to tie ur knot?

3. Are you man wrapper-ing on NL? If Yes, I'm sorry u wld possibly lose dat dude God has destined 4u on NL.. Do not follow too many guys on Nairaland.. A guy might have interest in you and when he checks your profile and discovers you are already following about 500 Male species, he loses interest and tags you promiscuous

4. One of the ways you can also lose your future partner on NL is if a random guy opens a thread and expresses his love for you. He feels insecure and loses interest afterwards cos he presumes you have so many toasters clustered around you

5. The kind of people you follow on NL is an encouraging or discouraging factor.. It's even better not to follow anyone than follow some people... Your future partner might lose interest in you if he checks your profile and sees you are following Top Nairaland woman-wrappers who are causing chaos, troubles and disunity on NL, examples of them are ___________ ( nor be my mouth una go hear dat one) hehehehehehe

6. He might not follow you but he follows every of ur comments in every thread.. He might jst be that graduate seeking employment and still living from hand to mouth.. When you post something like, I'm looking forward to getting married to a man who works in Chevron or Shell, he tends to get discouraged and lose interest in you cos he feels you wld definitely turn down his advances


7 Are you that type that gets angry and starts uttering abusive words at any slight provocation ? Are you that type that screens NL dudes jst like Project Fame and Maltina Dance Hall audition each time dey send you PM or quote you? He might feel you would also screen him like Gulder Ultimate Search audition if he makes his intentions known to you

8. Who knows if that short dark dude with a kind heart without a profile pix is the right to tie ur knot ?.. When you post a comment, saying ur dream husband shld be that tall, handsome and light in complexion man, this makes him lose interest and low self esteem overwhelms him

And in addition, there's no way you won't lose you future partner on NL if you criticise, rebuke, crucify or curse me for dis write-up


Feel free and spread the fun

isi true oooo.
anyways i am looking for a sure babe ready for a serious relationship on NL. anyone

nansence......how am i suppose to know?.... and
Do i look like his P.A?

nansence......Do i look like his P.A?

Do i look like his P.A?

isso right. tahnk u for wasting my Megabyte and battery..

khai... fdisi Fifle avu com again koo?............wia izi mai dagger i want to killi sombody........... Lol..

My Guy..not all really. just as humans are different in faces so are there differences in character,behaviours,likes. etc. really

Elkewwty: Nincompoop

Ekpa..... na joblessness dey do una
Abeg park well.... wowority has taken all over u..

so una bath early morning com pose opposite uncompleted building dey take pix....
abeg make schl do quick cum resume make we know dos wey remain for house....Lol.....

Na Mr seun u dey take play lik dis? D guy dey quick vex oooo..........

rozzay: Thank u just kip following its for ur reading pleasure, if all d gals here r ladylike den nland will be a boring place don't u agree

Ride on "Mrs"...............

D way babes don dey beg wth authority dis dayz make me bow for dem ooo....