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I guess it depends on d type of calls. if d caller is a babe on a relationship level i guess lovly and romantic words would do.
if official den i think "thanks for calling.. av a wonderful day" wud b beta.
for an elderly u shud know d kinds of words plus d appelation dat goes wth such.

breeze don blow fowl yansh. but fowl no wan gree.. How fowl wan take do am now?.......

rozzay: Awwww I guess u r a newbee den cos if u know me ud know dat I don't make ladylike comments, am not here to impress anyone am me, btw my bf reads dem nd hasn't complained so ur bad

Hmmm........ been following ur comment for a while now............

Jetson: [center]Im looking for a decent girl to date[/center]

No decent lady in ur street so u hope to see dem in NL?..joker of d year..

Jetson: [center]Im looking for a decent girl to date[/center]

No decent lady in ur street so u hope to see dem in NL?..

rozzay: Pls were r dey point dem out let's stone dem but rem let he who has no sin throw d first stone. Ameeeen

Hmmm......
The comment is unlady like..... too raw.

justinlmj: Meet and make new friends, male
and female, add 07059988236 get the
ball rolling.

N/B it both gender so feel free To drop
ur number.

Note-the group will be balanced and you will be screened before u enter...

no babe go drop number. so u think NL can b used to find girls i bet u cant see. no b all dis kolo girls.......

Too much attention on nairaland sexuality/romance topics giving u mind say noting dey happen... or the devil is now d captain of ur ship i.e " ur life". Therefor go for deliverance @ Mfm.. lol....

rozzay: Dat one no hard na haba! Touch bobi if she no shake, suck to to if she no piss u no say anoda pesin dey play d match while u remain d spectator

chei.............
"speaking in spanish" ........some girls don rotten finish ooo...........

Misblah: I want a man who would hold me close,look into my eyes, nd say "baby please manage this 5million naira..am kinda broke nw". Is that too much to ask for?

Jezzzzz....... gets choked and gasp for air.........

its d fact.. Dis is wat has been destroying many homes...... though im not married but i ve learnt a lot.....

chineke... Falls frm an electric pole...

Nigeria...... so una don write d aptitude test abi? me wey apply no evn know wen dem take write am. God dey oooo..........

olushola136: ''I like him because he's mature''..thats what girls say when you ask them why they like going out with guys who are much older than them. I dont know why I find thiss difficult to believe because they only go out with older guys who have pockets that are okay. Am I wrong?

Dont mind them they are just ntural "gold digger".....
like to clinch whre things are smooth...

geloorrrrdd: why do girls,reject a cute guy,if he ask her out?,...Being a cute guy *not bragging* i've asked many girls,out and I get answers like,no i'm not interested,I already have a boyfriend,etc....is there anything girls admire from a guy,apart from being cute?,.

its just one of those dia initial gragra.....

princemike2005: Please am a recent graduate of environmental science based in delta state and am due for service in march 2015.I would like to ask if der s any training or openings I could apply for to keep myself busy for the next 6months cause idleness is d devils workshop.thanks

If u have the money there are lots and lots of training courses. it just depends on wat u re intersted in..............

freshside: It might be difficult to believe but it is the truth that in this 21st century somebody will be working up to 1yr without salary with the one of the richest electronics media company, we term this as a crime against humanity frm a self acclaim high chief Dokpesi.Nigerians should be careful about this man called Dokpesi,and why do we say this,if any one can remember when this man went round the govs in this country estorting money from them in the name of bringing Educational daarsat till today that project is still an imaginary project the money he collected from the Govs went into his personal pocket.He fly around with company's money but the AIT and RAYPOWER staffs that are doing the work are been owe about 8 and 13 months respectively .He threatened to sack anybody that talk about salary .people should not be carried away by the activities of this company because most of the staffs are passing through a difficult time except those that have access to steal money,this man is like what the bible describe as Pharisees who wash outside the cup but the inside is very dirty, I don't want to talk about people that invested huge amount of money as share in this company that was embazzeled,today they cant even see their capital not to even talk of dividend.We call on the president,senate president and all well meaning Nigerians to call this man to order as this attitude does not give the country a good image.Thanks

I ve been hearing of it even frm a reliable source. I dont know why d man does so. mayb its an attempt not to lose his workers to other media houses but this id BAD oo.

op. the best way to prove all this is to get me an urhobo babe......

marieolae: Totally confused

as u can see, OP is a confused person. she has changed d subject of discussion... and i ready big time for her....

fightforchange1: ;DSorry

A BIG sorry for u......Lol..

fightforchange1: ;DSorry

Laffsss..........

fightforchange1: I AM TAKEN !!!

adjusts my glasses and Laffs in spanish...............This makes it d one thousand and one times i ve been hearing this statement.......Hahahaha......

see all of una dey drop una pin like say d guy charm una.
babes sef no carry last..... Lol.....
is d guy sharing money?....
nawa 4 nairalanders.............
mine na F9F9F9C6.. "waka"

fightforchange1: seriously.....to see if ur worthy of a screw!!!

Baby!!! I dont think knowing my pix wud b of help @ this time..
wat u need is a bleep just admit..... den i can offer u wat u need........... "winks"

fightforchange1: seriously.....to see if ur worthy of a screw!!!

well u dont want to see my pix...........cos i cud b d guy nxt door waitng @ ur door to screw u.. "butterfly position"...... lol....

fightforchange1: seriously.....to see if ur worthy of a screw!!!

well u dont want to see my pix...........cos i cud b d guy nxt door waitng @ ur door to screw u.. "butterfly position"

Godsglory4: Engineers in the house, please I seek your candid advise: which body is preferable to join between COREN and NSE. Am a graduate of Mechanical Engineering. Kindly state your reason and procedures for joining. I only need those who can give me real and authentic advice/info please.

ask google..

Donicobone: I love this lady I have talk to her she told me that she had somebody already but I don't believe her because she all ways give me all the attention I neededa, each time I talk to her about her response to my proposal she keep on telling me that time shall tell and that time I don't have because I want to know where I belong so that tomorrow she will tell me that she told me before. Pls I need ur advice[b]I love this lady I have talk to her she told me that she had somebody already but I don't believe her because she all ways give me all the attention I neededa, each time I talk to her about her response to my proposal she keep on telling me that time shall tell and that time I don't have because I want to know where I belong so that tomorrow she will tell me that she told me before. Pls I need ur advice[/b]I love this lady I have talk to her she told me that she had somebody already but I don't believe her because she all ways give me all the attention I neededa, each time I talk to her about her response to my proposal she keep on telling me that time shall tell and that time I don't have because I want to know where I belong so that tomorrow she will tell me that she told me before. Pls I need ur advice

dont worry i will take u to one baba wey go give u love charm..............Lol..