₦airaland Forum

FatimaAbubakar:
E go reach Tinibu the fake accountant very soon if e no use e brain.

As if you go fit do anything if the war sup.

anonimi:
What is wrong about our current political system, which is right about what you want to change it to?

What is the political system that you want us to change to, which will solve all our problems

I have the same thought as well. Let me share my own view.

No any president can fix the mess in this cohntry in 8 years. At most,he lays the foundation for a gradual change and hopes the next president continue from where he stops and this is still a rare scenario.

What we need is an authoritarian government that will rule indefinitely,such as in russia and north korea. Forget about the media propaganda this countries have thier own good side and is not hell on earth like the west want us to believe.

At least a president that can rule for more or less 20 years can a have a good vision will have enough time to implement it.

victory36:
good point. But then how many of the entry level workers make it to this level? 🤔

How many startup founders end up becoming millionaires? How many companies have left nigeria recently? How many small businesses are still struggling around the world? How many entrepreneurs become successful? How many businesses survive up to 10 years?

Ajens1991:
I think the country should be halved...

Northern Nigeria Republic
Southern Nigeria Republic.

Let everyone carry their cross..

Assuming such happens,the south would never be at peace. North would have it slightly better in terms of diversity.

The igbos will fight for further separation,the niger delta folks will also fight for their own territory.

Uptheante:
Yes, unless she's my blood relative.
When a man helps a woman without fucking her, she sees him as a fool & will even be laughing at him behind his back with her friends. Meanwhile, the man did that out of pure concern & with a good heart
So, it's better a man demand for hot sex before helping any woman that is not his relative, unless such a woman can bring other benefits to him in exchange for his help, like washing his clothes, cleaning his apartment, fetching water, working on his farm, etc.
If she can't do any of these in exchange for his help, & she still can't drop kpekus, he should ignore her.
By the way, if you don't want sex with a man that is helping you, why can't you ask for help from your fellow women?

Well spoken bro. Smart men like you are one of the reasons i can't do without this site.

I can offer help to men without expecting nothing,at least they have more gratitude and less entitlement compared to women.

But any creature with a VAGINA that happens to need my help shall only achieve that if she's willing to spread her damn legs or at least offer something of tangible benefit to me,otherwise she should look elsewhere.

Brendaniel:
When we talk about having a responsible government and why people should Vote wisely during election, some people call us haters....

Bro this is 2024 for fu""ck sake at least you should have known better on this issue by now.

Elections,especially in nigeria is not won by public vote,rather victory is determine by the incumbent leader and a selected few with immense power.

Peter obi should have been nigerian president by now if the winner is elected by voting because his votes are far greater than all the contestants.

jumper524:
igboho became political.
and yes it improved the situation.
what happened when they did same in south east?
remember when bello turgi said they started with just 3 guns now they have abundant?
I tell you it's still much easier to stop them now than paying any fuckiing levy.

Bro,the fact is a sheep will always reason like sheeps,just as a lion would always reason like a lion. Different people react differently to the same situation.

Paying that levy is only going to give them further impetus to act with impunity. Rather,the community should try to secure arms at all cost and organize a paramilitary training camp for the youths.

Afterthat,they should prepare for war,because a lion always hate it when his meal is being taken away from him. The bandits will fight back as much as they can to maintain the status quo.

Rexymania:
Just for an imaginary view, that guy is richer than Davido and wiskid joined together

Only in your imaginations bro.

Igbos are just naturally proud even when wooing a girl. I'm not saying all but a good amount of igbo men have this stupid trait.

Jakumo:
You are not alone my brethren. Forgive and Forget is a passive mindset adopted by bible thumpers who don't mind turning the other cheek in order to receive multiple slaps delivered by their sworn enemies and by traitors masquerading as friends.

I keep a careful score of deeds done to me and for me whether good or bad, and I live my life with full meticulous awareness of each and every recorded deed that affected my life either positively or negatively. If a person once saved my life or gave me advice that improved my fortunes, I NEVER feel that I have done enough to thank them in the years that follow that good deed. Every chance I get, I will express my lifelong appreciation for such individuals who impacted my life positively.

On the other side of the coin, any individual who goes out of their way to cause me harm will henceforth be regarded by me as a poisonous snake with ZERO redeeming value. While I will never plan retribution or misfortune for such known enemies of mine, I will by the same token delight and rejoice in every calamity that befalls such horrid people, while willing them to die whenever they fall sick. I have NO place in my heart for impotent forgiveness. But for fear of the law I can count several people I would gladly shoot in the head if a promise was given by law enforcement authorities that there would be no legal repercussions from carrying out such a corrective action.

Often one hears that harboring hatred damages health. I disagree completely with that myth. Hatred is as natural an emotion as love, but hatred is more important from the standpoint of individual survival in proximity to known, actively scheming enemies and traitors. Knowing who wants one dead or impoverished is the first step toward effective and adaptive self-defense. Trusting and carelessly mingling with people you KNOW hate your guts is a foolhardy, reckless, and delusionary approach to life. Beware the fake smile and be ever watchful for the long knives all too often hidden from view.

Bro permit to print out this post and paste it up the wall in my room. So that it would be the first thing i recite every morning when i get up.

The wisdom here is profound. I don't FORGIVE,nor do i FORGET.

All the misdeeds you've done to me are well guarded in my memory. And if i happen to revisist that incident when I'm in a bad mood and have the power to Bleep you up,i shall do so without hestitation.

On the other hand,if you treated me well in the past,as far as you did so out of sincerity with no ulterior motive,you've created a life-long alliance with me unless there's a fu*k up on your path along the way.

helinues:
Crying, wailing, nagging, that's all what you know.

Sebi the southerners are still waiting for the Northerners to be continuing producing the foods they would consume. Make una no worry, the high price are just warming up.

Why should foods that we are not exporting be costing ridiculously?

Na wailing and nagging una sabi, not interested in finding what could be the problem not to talk of finding any solution.

So people calling you names on nairaland were indeed right all along? And i was even thinking they were being petty. Mek una no vex o my nairaland people.

You're a big fool. When the cost of a venture increase,do you think the price of the output will remain the same? Farming is capital intensive. Nowadays,farmers have to source for more money to run their farms amidst all the insecurity too.

Besides,it's not like the north have monopoly over the supply of foodstuffs all over the country.

Wawa banza jaki kawai. Dan ubanka da kai da babanka tinibu bazaku ga da kyau a duniya ba. Dabba kawai.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
China has developed today by refusing to relent in their efforts to be local producers even at the face of attributing FAKE to their product. It took them ages to get to where they are today. So?!

Please can i know your gender? Kuma kamar kina jin hausa ko?

By the way,i love how you're countering some posts on this thread. Multinationals leaving nigeria shouldn't be viewed as something bad.

As a sharp-minded person,their departure actually means an opportunity for you to position yourself in the market field.

Neduzze5:
Hmm.


That's why sometimes, war is of great benefit to some parties.

If Wike and Fubara didn't fight, Fubara might not have cancelled this revocation and the place may still be inoperable.

That's the benefit of their unending war to this person.

Pray after me today.... Dear Lord, any persons conniving together to hold my blessings or properties, let them figgggghhhhhhtttttt!!!!!!!

Just like sanusi was return back to his throne as a result of the kwankwaso and ganduje beef.

Reelmii:
😁..the chioma u are admiring na another man money make look so admirable...

Now u like wat u see....but wen u meet a girl now and she ask u for money for hair..u go call her gold digger...u call her broke....u ask her wat she brings to the table....

If say David no spoil chioma with money,, u for like admire her at all

Madam keep shut. See as you dey support rubbish for here. So even when they've never started dating you're saying chioma was UGLY then or what?

Money can only make you look good up to an extent. Money can never give you flawless natural beauty.

What men should do is to ensure their mate is already pretty naturally without any enchantment,make up and all,so that when they get married money will do the rest in maintaining the beauty.


Learn from ned with regina. Regina was beautiful before,but now she's more or less an angel in human form.

If you go carry mbgbeke wey come dey demand,if you like mek you be otedola,you go empty all your accounts but your wife will still be looking like more or less mbgbeke. Na you go lose las las.

ChizzyBuna:
The most powerful poison is called Akwamomi
" Mummy Tears"
Here re the ingridents

1. 1 Egg of a lizard
2. 2 spoons of Cameroon pepper
3. 7 drops of Vulture urine
4. 2 cups of dry gin
5. 1 spoon of Sawdust
6. 2 eyelashes from a condemned olosho

Mix it, boil it and shake very well
Put it in fridge and leave it overnight

By morning you will have the most powerful poison ever created and it's tasteless

Boss,how can i tell if a lady is a condemned olosho? The other ingredients are not too difficult to arrange.

Na the olosho part hard pass

Coolestguy2023:
Scam nice

Absolutely. Unfortunately it's an effective scam.

Lots of gullible simps can't help but fall for such tricks but a wiseguy like the op already knew their end-game - A marriage with a rich simp.

Streett:
Kim Jong come be like New Wife to Putin lately
Abi na eye dey pain me ni
Ejor e fun mi ni Gilasi ni beyen o


See as Almighty Putin dey form shy as him dey shake Madam hand hehe
Madam self squeeze face anyhow no send the intended close warm affection
Typical Alpha Female Trait dem
Wait o, Abi PUTIN na SIMPLE Man ni?
Or abi Kim na Alpha Female ?
Be like Kim na Alpha Female confirm jor
Cuz na dem sabi run this kain Effect on Strong Men weh Akrika Love don hook well well on the low
And Putin self weh I know na Strong Man so definitely e be like Kim na Alpha Female jor


But hope say Kim sha no be FEMINIST o
Well as long as na RICH WEALTHY AUNTY Feminist
No be all these poor poor minded ones weh littler we area for here
We sabi dem well well but we dey commot eye
Awon “can You sub for me “ .. Poor rat oshi
Igberaga L’ori AKISA
Awon “I am the Table” Oran
Table ko.. Tabili ni
Mouth self go dey smell on close view


Make Kim sha no go wake up tomorrow remember say Taiwan no greet am for August meeting last Year o
This wan weh America no get power to separate fight like this again
Ukraine still dey chop am till na self
Women & beef self



Nevertheless , …Putin Pele o
Hehehe
Kim Kayamata Grip You Las Las


I even hear say Putin buy Kim Bulletproof Limousine not long ago…
Make Una See Love Story na
Hehehe




Bros No lie , my analysis worry You small abi ?
E vex You Or e do You somehow somehow like e turn Your Belle ba?
Ehn Yes whichever way Jus for the good of Your own mental health safely remember say “This na Faceless Forum o, Shotigbo?

Make You no go begin bark pack razor chop wipe Phone weh You dey manage weh Get Free 12-5am Operamini Data for ground ontop my matta o
Phone Repair don cost o
No go change Screen o
Make hunger no go wound You use You play Tetris this period
Make Ekuke no go dey Ball for where You dey o
Jus free my matta safely scroll up or down





Take am hold bodi , country hard
Later na

Omo guy you go be confirm cruise man in real life.

E sure me say no be clear eye you take type this tin. You don noh noh tire come dey mara for here abi. .

DonroxyII:
That Dude speaks the truth no Emotions....

The least powerful in the hierarchy gets killed ...

You why it is easy to eat Chicken & turkey but not lion & hyenas because we all know the easiest one to devour ....

Black must emancipate or Perish .... The Hegemonic wouldn't pity you based on Emotions but "Power" ....

One or one, no human could Withstand even a 10years old lion but in order to establish our dominion we invented weapons & Guns Best of its Kind, No Lion would dare an Average human with Gun ...

Without Emotions, Don't Bring A Knife to the Table of Nuclear Weapons or ICBM, You will Be Voiceless ...

We can't dedicate our life to Womanizing, Boozing, Dancing & Entertainment While Everyone Laugh with Us But When Gbege Happens, Trust Me Pvssies, Beers, Skelewu Could Never Save Us as Black Race ....

It is What it is ... Emotion is Never The Answer But Facing Realities For What It Is !

Bro i followed you immediately because of this. I admire and respect people who see and say things as it is - without EMOTIONS.

The problem is the black race is far behind...way too far actually.

In the event of any major war breaking out in the future,black africans would suffer massive annihilation.

Men our military is full of wacks,we don't even have up to date weapons not to talk of our nuclear weaponry.

No wonder the west pushes us around. I'll do worse if i was in their shoes. It's all about power afterall.

advanceDNA:
Her father cannot pronounce Otorhinolaryngologist, and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

Boss i can't pronounce none of this words as well. Na you form am abi?

Mjshexy:
Regina wasn't underage, she chose her man herself not minding the age difference, she was very much conscious of her choices

See stupidity...if that was the case,how certain are you that this particular lady didn't make the choice herself?

An underage girl can never make the decision of choosing a mate let alone a man old enough to be her grandfather.

Regina and any girl marrying below 18 years is clearly a decision the parents heavily influenced. Whether by persuasion or outright force. Afterall,it's their damn child.

Regina parents saw a financially secured future for their daughter and themselves and waste no time at jumping on the opportunity. Imagine if it was a broke mechanic from agege.

Meanwhile,be guided when using the world "underage ". In my books,as well as any sensible person,underage girl refers to girls yet to attain puberty. Which means any lady 15years and above is never an underage.

Also in my books,any lady 25years and above is already old to be a long-term mate.

Dyfynezz12:
Tell that ur guy to not make mistake of ignoring that girl,let him do wats to be done nd clear everything.

Na East ur friend dey make Men no come pick am up for Night.my friend had similar issue with a girl although not same,he decided to ignore the girl the outcome was he slept in the bush for 8 days nd was by God's grace that he came out alive.

Be careful as a young man with ur dealings with girls,them get mouth pass men now

You're damn right here.

Women are given the benefit of doubt in any dealings with men. You would have to prove her claim is NOT RIGHT because her assumptions alone means you're probably guilty even if it's otherwise.

You're a very wise indeed.

DmonSlayer10:
You're right about Politicians and FAILED Promises....
They fail because of;
(1) Political WILL (Lack of Determination to go extra miles to implement policies and work Only with the best technocrats,instead of political supporters)
(2) Hasty implementation of policies,without thinking things through
(3)Lack of a rich Emotional intelligence needed to lead a country like Nigeria
(4) Lack of the requisite intellectual,physi cal and mental capacity needed to Preside over Nigeria.
(4) Add your own

This is where Peter Obi differentiates from the rest...
Refusing to TRY him and SEE is Witchcraft against Nigeria..

Bro you're delusional. You're saying peter obi possess all of those qualities you outlined when in reality he's far worse than both buhari and tinubu combined.

Don't let tribalism blind your rationality bro.

DiskJokeyManic:
Serves him right........

A Simpish simp learnin de hard way🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..if u check well,,,, him moda ND sisters may be struggling to feed at de moment oo but de fool has money to buy fr a community borehole dat he is nt de onli one digging a phone of almost 2 million nw nd a wigs dat will be running on half a million.....

Kneeling ND begging a liability to come into his life and enjoy herself oooo.... For dis life,,, e go better make i born thief Dan to born mumu like dis guy😐😐

Minister of Simp defence😐

Omoh laff wan kee me die . Truly it's actually better to birth a criminal than a SIMP.

Minister of simp defence? I think you're the best fit for that position...what do you think?

Zubeezanga:
With due respect oga u have way too much of feminine genes, u don't know or understand how men love lol, see e get people wey d mind every second of the day but i no be much show of lovy dovy type, brotherly love dy different oga, me n my senior bro hardly talk or chat but na my nigga.

You be confirmed OG wey sabi things. The way men relate usually have a touch of coldness.

Especially when you're both related by blood.

phorget:
The gig is not about choosing people from every region just to give everyone a sense of belonging, choosing a competent hands devoid of tribe should be our watchword. If you claim that SW gets to choose presidency then how fair have they performed in the little assignment?
I just wish we would get it right one day, a day when competency would override tribe or religion.

I wish most nigerians could reason like you. Tribalism and religious fanaticism is our major issues in this country.

We're supposed to be choosing potential candidates for any govermental position based on competency,never should it be along the lines of tribe or religion otherwise we keep giving people like tinubu and buhari more chances to mess us up in the future.

Mr francistown you know sey you be one of my correct manchis on this forum.

What you wrote up there is nothing but the harsh reality. I won't advice my blood sister to choose an obviously poor man over a wealthy man.

I just beg to differ on one of your statement which goes like this;"That's why i don't follow redpilllers..."

Redpilllers are just folks trying to live through the harsh reality of life instead of wallowing in delusions.

Redpill means harsh truth. Your post contains lots of harsh truths which also makes you a "redpiller".

I noticed a bit of condescending tone when you mentioned redpilllers that was why i called your attention to it. I'm a redpiller as well.

Although some self-acclaimed "redpilllers" are still living in their delusions they believe is the "truth".

Zonefree:
All women are lovers of money.

I'm a man and I'm a lover of money. The correct thing should be "all humans are lovers of MONEY".

Namaster:
First of all, my advice is NOT for OP because he seems determined to be a WOMAN WRAPPER.

Listen guys:

A woman CONFESSED to OP that he was her second choice and he's still acting all confused and dazed.

The girl told literally told him that she thought her ex-BF wanted to rekindle their failed relationship. And that's she LIED to him and STOPPED having sex with him.

This EVIL girl used God to lie to the OP. That some pastor or prophet had a vision that she shouldn't have sex for now and the fOOL believed it.

Meanwhile, she was getting VIGOROUSLY dicked down by her ex-BF while confessing to OP that no one has ever loved her the way he did.

OP is a FOOL for love. Don't be like OP.

Another thing to take note is that whenever you feel jealous, NEVER let any useless girl convince you that you are insecure or immature.

Jealousy is an EVOLUTIONARY trait that evolved to help you detect infidelity and mate poachers. When you get jealous, know that something is WRONG.

Finally, men need to understand the concept of TRICKLE TRUTH.

That's what happened to OP here. Women will NEVER admit to the full extent of their infidelity. That's why they go crazy at the mention of DNA tests.

Instead, they'll feed you little bits of the truth. If you continue to push, they'll tell another truth that's not as bad as what they actually did.

Take OP situation for example:

Before she was caught, girl first admitted to helping a "male friend" to go to the market.

When she was caught, she admitted she went on a date with a guy.

Then she admitted that she went on a date with her ex.

Then she admitted to having sex with her ex.

Then she admitted to only having sex with her ex TWICE.

Then she admitted to FORCING him to use condoms.

Finally, she admitted to having sex with her ex because she was going to leave OP to be in a relationship with him.

You'll notice her admission comes in "trickles" with each successful trickle WORSE than the last.

The objective is to DOWNPLAY their unfaithfulness as something minor. And ALL of them do it.

Ubunja used to be our legend on this forum on matters relating to girls,but he's no longer active and we need someone for his replacement.

Gentlemen,i think we've finally found someone capable to replace him; MR NAMASTER.

Sir,we the nairaland association of redpilllers have been noticing your contribution to the brotherhood in educating and correcting us of our misshaps on issues relating to thefemale folks.

So, we want to use the opportunity to appreciate you by appointing you as the Commander in charge of all redpilllers nairaland branch.

You are highly welcome to your office sir.

RaptorX:
I will take anyone that believes in this technology serious when they get on a pilot less airplane.

See you...the you think the possible danger of a plane airborne compared to a moving car on the road is the same?

Besides,the pilot is not the whole crew. He's actually part of a team.

Most people will ride in this car without a second thought but an airplane with no pilot bro?

Fattprince23:
How long will you continue to change circle seeing no trust in the world now. Will you prefer to trust someone and just one betrayal ends your life or you mistrust everyone and preserve your life for as long as possible. Sometimes I think about how much I trust my brothers but if he one day betrays me by killing me for ritual have made up my mind to bear the consequences since his my blood but will never give that trust to any outsider.

Well said. If any my of blood looseguard me because i trusted them,i don't consider it as betrayal.

But an outsider...NEVER.

stillseth:
Change your circle .. why hang out with friends you don’t trust

Because friends are also humans,and humans can never be trusted completely.

As a matter of fact,you should always be a bit distrustful of people you call your friends.

Iykopee:
Bro no it doesn't give me orgasm. I'm just wondering how on earth Nigerians can't solve simple problems bothering on leadership. Now they are complaining bitterly about the economic crises they go through daily.

Next election circle, same mistake will be made and same people will turn around and start crying. It's a circus.

The common man vote or opinion dosent count in electing a president in this country.

Tinubu was selected by APC. As long as APC remain in power,the common man will suffer inevitably.

Unless we collectively fight APC domination as a group,i don't see any positive changes happening in the coming years.