₦airaland Forum

DeltaOil:
My people want out of this rubbish where they take the money generated in our land to others.

Also taking our oil to Lagos & the same lagosians don't show respect.

Considering they used the resources of the Niger Delta to build Lagos, let's see how lagos will fare when we stop sharing our Oil with the ingrates

Which respect? Bro lagosians didn't do nothing.

Government actually took control of the niger delta oil by force which is the way life goes.

Assuming government decided to give up their control over it,the powerful among you guys will still fight for control of the oil usually at the detriment of others.

You people don't deserve respect for allowing "government" to take over something you claim yours. If you need our respect,go fight with the government and take it back.

God1blessBiafra:
They should be talking about peaceful division.


You can't be doing the same thing for more than 50 years and still be expecting different results.



Nigeria main problem is not who is the president.

Nigeria main problem is we don't share common value.


What makes a great Nation are the people that share common value system, The Way Igbo man thinks is not the way yoruba man think, the way yoruba man think is not the way Hausafulanis think..



We're better separately than together.

You're partially right.

Going by your write-up, are you saying all igbo men reason like each other?

FRANCISTOWN:
So because guys like me are the ones that impregnated them means I should be the one to suffer the consequences of somebody else's actions? When it's not as if I inherited tomfoolery from my ancestors.

Chai! Some people really don't pass information thru their brain before they post it online.
And some people liked your post o. Chai! Mad people full this world I swr

It's folks like you that keep me glued to nairaland. Your wisdom and foresight are invaluable sir. I salama for you.

Beautifulday:
If you will pay one six of what is paid in Europe for bum bum washer, you will get more people looking for the job than you can employ.

You wan try?

Maybe i should try it really. We have lots of old folks needing such services here,if i could charge them a good sum then why the hell won't i afford to pay my workers even one third of what they earn overseas?

Nyansh washing is actually a good business. I'll name the agency "Elite nyash bum-services"...

But sha you must have a minimum of a degree before you can apply. Masters holders are also given a chance.

Judolisco:
Dem dey find slaves wey go dey do menial jobs... Slaves wey go dey wash their grandmama and grandpapa bumbum..

After covid19 dealt with them,they suddenly realised they needed herd immunity incase of another pandemic now they've started lessening their border restrictions.....ino blame dem Sha.. As we no like ourselves for Africa

Omo baba you funny aswear. You'll see someone proudly annoucing he's job as a "nyash-washer" abroad but the same guy would never do the same job in nigeria. Infact he'll be looking down on any menial worker.

Sha onyibo will always be needing such services. Wetin dey pain me pass you'll hardly see any oyinbo citizen doing "nyash washing" job...

ayjay45:
but if they catch you with glock na prison straight oo. Abi you no dey fear that one.

I no get glock o. Better know wetin you dey talk.

Back to your question,you go need to always apply 99 intelligence when using your glock because if S.S.3 boys lap your matayas omo you go collect.

You need to be smart at all times.

ayjay45:
what does your glock do for you

See jamb question. Bro you be confirmed jew sha.

You can never be broke when your glock is with you. If you don't get forget it.

If you don't know how to generate money with your glock you better part with it.

JessicaRabbit:
The LGBTQ+ community isn't about sex acts (It's sad that I have to point out this obvious concept). It's about celebrating individuality, embracing diversity, and living life in full color. So please, let's ditch the anal fixation. Thank you.

You must either be gay or a fan of anal. Keep supporting shit till you can't hold your shit.

Pussyisgud:
who told you they don't show off, mark Zuckerberg bought all the houses and lands sorrounding his company, people were made to sell their lands.
Dangote gifted private jet to one of his family member during his birthday.
Elon musk is now a citizen of mars trying to colonize it with his spaceship.
Let's not even talk of bill gate with his vaccines secret testing in Africa.
Trust me, i have nothing against these billionaires i too want to become one and oppress with my money but
They do show off, just that you don't read news.

You be man wey sabi. Your face show like mtn.

Oppression will always exist among humans. It's an inescapable fact. Nothing taste bitter than being openly oppressed while few things taste better than OPPRESSING OTHERS.

Guys,please try to be well off financially. So that you can oppress rather than being oppressed.

JessicaRabbit:
Wonderful piece there. The truth is, hate often stems from folks being scaredy-cats of anything outside their beige-walled world. Homosexuality disrupts their neatly colour-coded understanding of gender and sexuality. It forces them to confront the uncomfortable reality that the world isn't black and white. Easier for them to throw a tantrum, than be tolerant and learn something new.

Tolerant and learn something new?

Like learning how to bare our asshole to be fu"ked by other men or learning how to f"ck other men assholes? Which other things can we learn from gays?

okomile:
Making sure my son gets to school early. He was six then

He is now a father of three at 31

That makes you a grandma. Granny,my regards to your grandchildren

EreluRoz:
It's a woman's nature accept it like that.

It's also our nature to be intolerant of bullshit as men. That's why we don't hestitate to call out any shit done by anyone whether male or female

you have to accept us like that.

EreluRoz:
When I get married I'll prefer my husband do the buying, I don't even want to know the price of anything, let him just be buying them while the maids cook them and I take care of him and the kids. Life is not too hard abeg.

I pity the suppose husbands in this case.

So you hustle for the bread,bring it home and you still need to pay someone else to prepare your meal while your wife's there? And you're the husband? No, such men are HORSEBAND.

Swaelyf:
how can you claim someone refusing your sexual advances is them being difficult, cant you move on or cant she not be interested

True that. I don't mean it that way though. But that's the most sensible thing to do,for the man.

If she's not into you,move the f"uck on.

SlavaUkraini:
If you pitch Peter Obi against Tinubu in 2027, Tinubu will defeat him hands down.

The North will not vote for Peter Obi to do 8 years after Jagaban has done 4 years.

They will rather vote for Jagaban to do another 4 years and go, so that a Northerner can take over.

That is how politics and elections work in Nigeria. Nigerians generally vote along tribal and regional lines.

The surest and only way for Tinubu to be uprooted from the Aso Rock is for Atiku Abubakar, Peter Obi and Kwankwaso to form a merger.

Jagaban cannot survive such a Merger. He would be defeated.

But I don't see such a Merger happening because Peter Obi (or rather his Obidients army) wants to be President and is not willing to be Atiku's Vice Presidential candidate.

If Peter Obi can humble himself and be VP candidate to either Atiku or Kwankwaso, then there is a possibility that the APC will be defeated.

Very apt analysis i must say.

Peter obi is delusional like his fellow obidients. I don't think he wishes well for nigeria if you can reason well not like his brainwashed obidients.

He's the same as tinubu. He feel like he should be the first igbo to rule this country and not really cares about the interests of it people. Obidients are also thinking along that line.

Ask them if it's only peter obi that can build this country and you shall receive a resounding yes.

That should tell you how deluded they are.

Swaelyf:
and same them will complain she sleeps around when she values herself, some men are just wicked no matter how good you are as a person

My dear,WICKED IS GOOD.

I'm an advocate for being wicked as much as possible for your interests.

Girls too can also be wicked which is fine.

Golddigging is being WICKED,playing with a man's heart when you know you're not marrying him is also WICKED,bringing a child from another man to your marital home for your husband a.k.a paternity fraud is WICKED.

Bottom line is we live in a wicked world so you have to be as wicked as you can to advance and protect your interests.

Gggjhhj:
Oga mammy water dae exist your all always form woke, I don't know if they are spiritual beings or aquatic animals, if ona get river u for don hear stories well well.

When we where younger a man placed a bet with another man that he could cross a particular river, he swam across while coming back at the centre of the river alot of persons where looking at him because it was a bet, at the centre of the river, the man did bye bye and that was the end of the man, the man was seen floating after 3days. Am not capping

Bro try dey read thoroughly henceforth. Na why most people dey fail exam.

I never dispute any claims that mermaids dont in my write up bro.

thesicilian:
Ok

Bro you're clearly full of wisdom.

The guy is far gone in his delusional beliefs so the right thing is argue no further and you did it best with a simple "OK".

1Sharon:
We shouldn't keep our virginity any longer?

No, Use your virginity to fry eggs. So I'm the one telling you what to be doing since?

Anyways,i can bet my two hairy and stinky balls that you're no longer a virgin. If you can prove me wrong,my hairy balls is yours for the taking.

1Sharon:
Yet if women become too easily accessible, you'll turn around to call them oloshos.

You're not far from the truth. But there's an ideal balance between been too easy and too difficult.

Most smart ladies have it already figured out.

pansophist:
Indifference to her honeypot is how a man should prove that it is not valuable. Wasting money, effort, and reputation for a honeypot is just low class.

In this NIGERIA?

Well,that's life for you. Different frames,different realities. Our definition for what is "right" can't be the same among all humans.

To such men,they believe they are doing the right thing. I don't subscribe to such nonsense though.

I believe pussy is dime a dozen and isn't worth stressing over. Besides,they are practically all the same so nothing special there even when a bitch thinks otherwise.

pansophist:
This is nonsense.

Guys do not go to such extent. And if he does, he is dumb. Its like giving a cow, just to get a piece of kpomo in return.

In this era of sexual democracy, where you can order it online like icecream, a man will pass through hell just for one photocopy of a woman?

The man is the looser, not her.

He's a loser from your own point of view but to him,he has "WON".

The way some ladies treat their pussies like diamond is the reason why some guys go to such extent to prove to the girl that her "diamonds" isn't as valuable as she thought.

finallybusy:
She is lying. I can feel it in my bones. Let’s hope this isn’t a Yahoo boy being mischievous.

She is not in a position to be selective. Beggars aren’t choosers despite everyone having a preference.

Still, not in a position to choose.

Most men don’t care. Beauty is our first standard when choosing. Men should be falling head over heels for Oprah Winfrey if success was a criteria. Such isn’t the case.

Another reason why I’m 100% sure she was married before.

Who is “us?” Who are “we?” Fear dey catch am to run things independently?

You made me laugh out loud bro...

Truly,beggars are not choosers. And just like you rightly said,most financially well off men could care less about a woman job or money.

We go for youthfulness and physical appeal.

HanisahZuwy:
Kai dan Katsina ne? Na gan akwoi Mashi aa chikin sunnan ka. Wurin ne aka haife ni. Aa Mashi local government, Katsina.

Ko kusa.

Sunan yan nufin "bad spear" a turanche. Mashi yana nufin spear,so in kin juya a hausanche shine "badmashii".

sweetrace:
Tinubu has the military with their muscles and guns protecting him. They are not scrawny.

God bless you for this.

We have lots of men as old or probably older than tinubu, Why did none of them attempt to lead? Because They lack "muscles".

Tinubu got enough "muscles" on him.

Sonnobax15:

As a guyman,if you like,gather all the whole muscle wey dey this life without having money in your pocket, bannies go always rate you very low before that guyman wey dey lanky but wey hold dough..

Abobi die that capping. You dey cap dust for here.

You're talking as if all girls are broke. What if the girl in question is well off financially and therefore have the option to choose what she likes,do you think she'll go for a skinny LEPA-SHANDY DUDE or a well built muscular guy?

As for the broke girls you were referring to,their body can be with you because they need your resources but their heart and mind will always forever be with the muscular dude.

Heck,they can still be satisfying their heart desires while still being with you. They could even gift you a kid from the muscular guy as a gift for being stupid.


Better change your mindset bro. Being muscular will always beat being SKINNY OR FAT.

Proddigeyy:
see childis talk.. Fighting, strongness is by muscle.. I believe you never see real fight before..

Oga your muscles is your money.. Wetin concern muscle with olden day war.. are you fighting by bear hand at war...?

ONLY BULLET DO THE TALKING..

Guy chill,the dude has a valid point.

In the olden days,battle were fought with spears,swords and shields. The only advantage you can have over an equally armed adversary is your RAW PHYSICAL POWER.

Nowadays mordern warfare have downplay the advantage of being physically stronger in a battlefield due to invention of guns,drones and all.

Notwithstanding, being physically stronger is way better than being weak as a man.

HanisahZuwy:
Ku siya kaya na mana. Ina da kayan sayaruwa da yawa.

Nawa zaki sayar min? Muyi magana ta whatsapp 07088555036 badmashii

Kevineleven:
Any part of the human body that sits close to the toilet must not be sucked clean or not , it is not meant to be sucked.

You're a bit wrong here. A man deserve as much pleasure as he wants even if it requires his dick being sucked by the girl.

So yes,only a man dick can be sucked.

Franzinni:
If you suck a woman's privates, you re a big fool ... Becasue you are able to do something's doesn't means you should ...


The spiritual implications should be considered and most especially the amount of bacteria and potential infection you can contract from that filth.

Only a bitch is allowed to suck a man's dick because he's the king. How can a king stoop so low to the level of a sucking a woman's pussy?