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Almaigaa:
Locate any Amaka, Chinyere, Chinasa, Chidinma, Chioma, Chinyere, Ogonna, Ebere, Obiangeli in Abuja. You go fvck tire with chikele money.

Na baka code na cin mata a Abuja

Maza nasan ya yanmata inyamurai suke. Nasan suna bada kaya amma wallahi kazamai ne yawanchi. Kasan basa tsarki,basa wanka,basa kula da durinsu yanda yakamata saboda jahilci.

Wallahi gwara matan mu musulmai. Sunfi su tsabta saboda addini mu mai tsabta ne.

Amma kuma matan mu basa bada kaya haka saidai a boye.

HanisahZuwy:
How do you mean please? I don't get you.

And why the picture of the well please?

Mun ga kayan sawa. Ammu muna bukatan kayan jikinki in zaki sayarmana...nawa ne?

iichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] When it comes to open public places like markets, army boys just like to throw their weight about and sometimes this could lead to some very humiliating spats with civilians...The other day at the mechanic village at Apo, some boisterous army boys misidentified and descended on an innocent mechanic doing his job, when multitude of men including traders and artisans surrounded these soldiers and asked why the ruckus, the soldiers whilst observing their disadvantage in numbers, had to comport themselves. I just believe the army are somewhat pained that they got owned by bloody civilians...[/color]

You've said it all. Going foward,don't be surprised the military take over power in nigeria.

The military have nothing but contempt for civilians... "Bloody civilians".

OriOko88:

Wetin soldiers sef find go there. After all they weren't on official assignment at that time.

Why will soldiers be interfering in civilian matter. Someone bought phone con spoil con dey call soldier. Soldier too con dress up wan go fight,base on say him be agbekoya. That is idleness and rascality.

Both parties are at fault. Soldiers too don dey collect like police. Na big see finish oo

So na main koko wey happen b dat?

In that case,the soldier has himself to blame. You warn form macho because sey you get uniform you don forget say para choke for people body.

See as dem come disgrace the nigerian military because of hin stupidity .

essentialone:
How you see this matter?

Helping someone is an act of unselfishness. Humans are naturally selfish but men tend to be more nice and giving towards the female folks.

Female on the other hand tend to more selfish than men. Futhermore,due to their egoistic nature and entitlement they assume it's their right to receive and giving should be done by others,particularly men.

A female will mostly help other female only if she's beyond a certain age and did not see the other female as competitors. Exception always applies.

essentialone:
@Badmashiii

What's up bro.

Zooposki:
Leave the man alone. He is a lot more sensible than you.

Well said. I was not expecting anything different from the female folks.

You know the truth but you'd rather wish men remain stupid. As you can see on the thread,they can never be shortage of stupid men.

Villa12:
you don't teach someone how to spend his money. Go and make money and spend it on your fellow men. It's very simple

I do make and also spend money on my guys.

You should also be a good simp and increase your spending on women.

Mrexcell:
Without Simps the world would definitely be a very difficult place to live the money from that simp will make life a bit easier for this girl and her family if she is wise she can use some part of that money to start a small decent business for herself at the end of the day the society becomes a more better place.

I guess you are right. Simps are somewhat necessary in a society. As long as they are not beyond certain figures.

Take some businesses for example,particularly those which their target market are the female folks. Most of their sales will generally be influenced by simps. If the simps lessen,their profit drops.

I think that's why the world is hell bent on turning all men to simps.

Believe you me,I've experienced where stubborn clients hastily approve contracts or close a sale faster than normal just because a beautiful lady is used. I think that's the reason bank marketers are mostly females.

Where simps exert the most damage is when they are in power. Look at the happenings in the west.
As a man,a dog is even better than you. An average girl there is sort of a "queen".


Being a simp is never advantageous to you individually as a man. Allow other men to be simps and protect yourself .

Exousiang01:
You are ignorant and shortsighted.

Intelligent Nigerian with foresight knows that Tinubus policies are what is best for the Country.
We know we would face hard times but it better we face the hard times right now to fix it than grow old into a dead country.

You cant eay your bread and have it.

This is a process.
Its like renovating a house, the house gets messes up, some walls a broken, Windows removed, door pylled down etc but its all for the greater good

E no go better for you for this comment. It shall never be well for your likes.

Do you know the percentage of nigerians suffering under this new regime? Do you know how many business have shut down? Diminishing numbers of available jobs due to high cost?

Tinubu doesn't have the interest of Nigerians at heart and that's understandable but it's bastard people like you defending him online that makes people mad.

tctrills:
Continue justifying your bad decision.

See mumu. For the records,i dont even have a voters card for years and I'm well above the required age to posses one.

You igbos are just frustrated over obi not winning. How the hell can he win? He's not popular among the main political heavyweights. He's bound to lose definitely.

Because of he's greed and selfishness he betrayed atiku at the last moment and dream he can win the presidential like that? He's a very foolish clown. That fool doesn't deserve even a local government chairman seat.

tctrills:
Oga this is a very foolish thing to say. Don't justify your bad choose with such a cheap excuse.
There is a reason why till date. Peter Obi remains the only governor in Nigeria who published what was in the state's account before living office.
He also remains the first to leave office without paying himself a pension.
If you needed someone to tell you that he is the kind of person Nigeria needs then you obviously can't see.
He that was faithful in small things should be made ruler over greater things.
We intentionally chose the worst candidate and now you come out to justify a bad decision.

Ogbeni you votes and your likes doesn't matter in the least. You better stop fooling yourself.

The recent election should have opened your eyes to the underground powers that be controlling nigeria elections result.

As far as I'm concerned,all the presidential candidate in the last elections even your clueless peter obi isn't what will fix nigeria situation.

LexngtonSteele:
A lot of businesses will go down. Not being pessimistic.

Yes it will be really hard for purchasers to buy imported items now that USD = 1540.

But it's hard to pity the sellers too. 99% of them quickly jerk up prices as soon as dollar rates go up and NEVER bring them back when rates go down.

Car dealers that bought cars in 2015/16 kept adjusting prices instead of selling with reasonable markups.

The consequence = eventually, customers wouldn't be able to buy again and your inventory will just rot.

I laugh when I see people who bought gym equipment in 2015/16 adjusting rates to 2024 rates. You never even sell am for years you dey adjust. Na you go carry your thing, build muscle last last

I swear. Most nigerians are bloody criminals and heartless mofos.

But you can't blame them much. If you're not "strong" as they call it here, your survival will always be at risk and you won't be able to achieve much financially.

gozmok1:
You go to hospital you don't care where the doctor comes from, you don't care about his religion... All you seek is good service

You put your money in banks you don't care where the owner is from, what his religion is

But time to elect President you say you can't vote a Christian, or an Igbo man continue

When you guys are ready enter the streets and protest and I pray what happened to endsars protesters happens to you all

Ogbeni calm down. Who told you the masses have much control over who becomes president?

And how certain are you that your so called pobident wont turn out worse than tinubu assuming he was elected?

gozmok1:
You go to hospital you don't care where the doctor comes from, you don't care about his religion... All you seek is good service

You put your money in banks you don't care where the owner is from, what his religion is

But time to elect President you say you can't vote a Christian, or an Igbo man continue

When you guys are ready enter the streets and protest and I pray what happened to endsars protesters happens to you all

Ogbeni calm down. Who told you the masses have much control over who becomes president?

And how certain are your so called pobident wont turn out worse than tinubu assuming he was elected?

tochez24:
I no longer keep friends⚠️

Allies are the best, a friend will betray at anytime but an ally wouldn't because he/she has something to benefit.

They're are almost the same. When you have allies around,you'll have to deal with LOYALTY and BETRAYALS.

Your ally is with you because of incentives,what do you think will happen if your competitor or an enemy offers him something bigger to sell you out?

Alliance is even more dangerous than platonic friendship.

newbornmacho:
She can do nothing about it. Let her try.

Bro watch her closely. No one can easily kill you and still look innocent than your wife.

She cooks for you and you both sleep in the same house. She could poison your food or stab you while you're deep asleep and you'll be gone in seconds.

Look,every human being hate being dominated especially for long. The main idea of feminism is fighting against the domination of husbands over wives.

She's probably frustrated over your dominace and if you don't know how to control that feeling with sporadic niceness on your part, she might strike.

She's a human being with ego. Ego makes humans dangerous.

newbornmacho:
My brother the thing is crazy.

I never ask my wife her whereabouts, she makes sure I know. If even a man asks for her number she tells me.

She acts so scared of me, and I'm ready to kick her out of my house . I once sent her back to her parents. And didn't talk to her until her brother called to beg.


Since that is the way they want it...

You've now become an all-round man.

You have to be cold when dealing with vagina owners. Don't forget moderation. Too much of anything is bad.

You should know when to act nice once in a while,but your niceness should be very rare and unpredictable.

samwheel:
Foolish fellow.

If it was a man, will he do same?

You shouldn't expect something different from a bloody simp. They're all willing to die for the female approval.

G0odharddick:
See the foolish simpleton above praying for the simpleton that gave the hook-up girl money.

This is something thousands of men do on a daily basis yet no one cares about them. But a girl did it boom! One idiot quickly rushed and sent her money.

Imagine this world without simps! By now the world would have been attaining sanity!

God bless you for this. Comments like yours still give me hope that simps are not totally in control.
But I'm still worried about the future.

Most men haven't yet realized the danger of simps in a society. Simps are never thinking of your interest as a man,they are ready to use their last resources and whatever power they possess to impress and elevate any vagina owner. Usually at the expenses of men.

The situation of the west is a case in point.

The man that made that transfer isn't thinking about that old man at all.

His primary aim is to impress the female folks and get approval from them. This may seem trivial to sensible men but simps value any female approval and are willing to die for it at any given time.

As a man,whether you are my father,brother,son,friend and you tend to exhibit SIMPISH attitude,i shall definitely cut you off or keep our interaction minimal. I will advise any sensible man to do the same.

Puss360:
Kikikiki.... I don't kiss and tell....

We're not asking you to tell on anybody. We just want you to make it clear to us whether you have "KISSED" before.

Puss360:
Lol.. you seem to be so keen on wanting this...
There are hookup babes everywhere, even for as low as 10k you can get everywhere sucked..
But me I'm special...
Happy weekend dear

Special as in? Are you telling me you've never done such shit before?

Puss360:
Naa.. thanks dear... But no thanks

I wasn't expecting this reply honestly. I thought you would react like the typical nairaland ladies we have here.

I now believe I'm dealing with a sensible and civilized person.

Okay,I'm willing to double my initial offer. What do you say about 1M?

Double0h7:
Shut up! Go to school, get a job and then you can make sense! 🤬

Hey lil fish,mind your tone if you don't wanna be eaten. You are talking to a shark.

Double0h7:
As a woman you are blessed with the gift of controlling your libido, it’s only through low self esteem, and low self worth that a woman opens her legs to secure a relationship.

If you can control your legs then you can walk away with the biggest fish in the ocean. Broke smelling dusties get a platform today because women have dropped their crown, adjust that shi and these brokies will get a job or die trying. Heaven has always been at the feet of women. 👸

Your self-delusions are really amazing.

The fact is even if you choosed to control your legs,that means you proving difficult as a fish the shark can never be bothered. Because he knows they are lots of FISHES IN THE OCEAN.

Teymanhenry:
Have you wondered why every girl looks good in a wedding party?

You mean every girl looks like a painting in a wedding party,right?

The amount of paint used by girls in a average wedding is enough to paint a whole 2-bedroom flat.

Puss360:
Ewww...
How can a sane lady suck a guy's balls ..
Pukes!!!

**runs out of thread***

I can make you a nice offer to suck my hairy balls. Are you interested?

BigBashiru:
Unfortunately most girls misuse their high value and only reserve marriage when they become low value? They wanna have their fun and maximize their high value wiv different guys. Im starting to believe marriage (not the institution itself but as practiced today) could be a scam. Any comments on that? Im learning from your post.

You're absolutely right. Most ladies misues their youth and it's quite unfortunate. But as long as she's not your family member,then you shouldn't give a single damn. They are more important things that needs your attention.


On marriage being a scam nowadays,that's an absolute fact. Men are the ones at the losing end in most cases.

Men are being encouraged,shamed,ridiculed,insulted to settle for less by the society (which is made up of simps and all females) that it is only the strongest willed men could dare to do otherwise.

What you desire in a lady is her youth and fertility in exchange for your hard-earned resources. What a lady wants in a marriage is a high-value powerful man,capable of providing and protecting her and her offspring.

Marriage is an institution that brings both parties together and make sure everyone interest is satisfied.

Why would you settle for a lady well past her prime(23years and above) with probably numerous abortions as a high-value man?

This is what the society is telling men to do and it's left for you to make the best decision for your personal interest.

Meteng:
Plus ugly babes puna dey sweet die! “ high value” babes puna dey very tasteless

What do you mean "high-value babes"? Bro your definition of this term is clealy wraped.

You are judging ladies with the same standard as men which is wrong. Let me clear you once and for all.

A high value man is a WEALTHY and POWERFUL man which other men look up to in his own domain. Physical attractiveness is also a bonus but not the main attribute of a high-value man.

Hence,POWER and WEALTH makes a man high-value.

On the other hand, a high value lady is any feminine,YOUNG ,fertile and absolutely BEAUTIFUL girl. being rich herself or powerful dosent makes her high-value. It could be a bonus however.

So YOUTHFULNESS and BEAUTY makes a lady high-value bro. Not money or power.

A beautiful 17-20 year old virgin is more powerful in the dating market than both,tiwa savage,mercy johnson,and alakija combined.

While tinubu,buhari and senator ned are more powerful than any poor but handsome man you ever know.

So clearly,you have not yet tasted a high-value lady and i will urge you as a man to hastily do so. After you experienced it,you will never go for any lady 25 years and above. Those set of girls are the LOW-VALUE ones regardless of their money or power.

An equally powerful man wouldn't go for them. But instead,he will choose the young and beautiful. That's where two people of HIGHER VALUE meets. The equation is perfectly balanced in this case.

Ned-okonkwo and reginal daniel is a case study.

One last question to help you get my point is this,if you're given the option to choose between AYRA-STAR and TIWA-SAVAGE what will be your choice?