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| Re: Face Me I Face U by badoomusoo: 11:59am On May 25, 2010 |
Dyt: Sowwy iya chukura,i dont do face me i face you, i came here cos ma pumping machine's got problems learnt the plumber is your husband,can he come do some work in ma house in Ikoyi?  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:03pm On May 25, 2010 |
eyah, he has gone 2 do sm wor o wait, em r u nt iba solo, d one dat wz sent packin 4rm baba sule house |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by badoomusoo: 12:24pm On May 25, 2010 |
Dyt:iba what?  Thats my 2010 honda accord parked outside,i've been a landlord since age 15  By the way i need a nu gardener for one of my houses in lekki,u fink yur husband can handle that? i'll pay well oo  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:30pm On May 25, 2010 |
nawao, na so ppl dey 4get, na me u bin dey beg back den o ha iba solo baba bintu sees iba solo n screams,is dis u longest tym,ow u con escape dat day now,meanwele,iba solo dey match am mk e stop n as baba bintu dey lousy so,e con shout say y u dey match me now,oh because u bring ur oga car,u wan cm pose 4 us abi,nansence |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by badoomusoo: 12:36pm On May 25, 2010 |
Dyt:  So many crazy folks in this compound hu be dis madman again? *frees himself from the madmans grip and hurries back to his car* |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:39pm On May 25, 2010 |
children rushin out 4rm d compound shoutin iba solo iba solo iba solo iba solo iba solo |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by badoomusoo: 12:43pm On May 25, 2010 |
Dyt:Chei,even the children in this compound have mental issues *quickens pace* |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:47pm On May 25, 2010 |
one of d children asks ipa solo, ow iss monkele n hish sishter tofu |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:48pm On May 25, 2010 |
telll am say isiaka dey greet am o u fit give us N10 |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:51pm On May 25, 2010 |
afternooon don reach c as papa shioma dey drink palmy 4 dis kind hot afternoonn,poverty get levels o |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 12:57pm On May 25, 2010 |
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| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:59pm On May 25, 2010 |
wetin dey do papa shioma |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 4:35pm On May 25, 2010 |
is that ur bobo's name?  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 5:59pm On May 25, 2010 |
nawao, c child abuse, u com ere con dey fin shinwere |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 6:08pm On May 25, 2010 |
Them never pack this shait? All these yeye shilren from useless mamas. Tseeew! Gawd punish those wey dey give us bad air for here. |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 6:36pm On May 25, 2010 |
Sowy baba shike,silifa wz 2 do it shouting shiwendu,shiwendu,shiwendu com n clean wat pa shinonye did o |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 6:39pm On May 25, 2010 |
^^ Where are your manners woman?  No shouting in my compound. |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 6:43pm On May 25, 2010 |
Sorry ma ha iya shukura d landlady has com n shinonye has nt cleaned d compound |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 6:50pm On May 25, 2010 |
Iwo arabirin yi ma baje oo. . .  Who are you calling Iya Shukura? I resemble ya mate? And by the way, why is my compound like this?  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by D1KeleVra(m): 6:52pm On May 25, 2010 |
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| Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 6:55pm On May 25, 2010 |
^^ And why are you smiling? Don't tell me you are just coming from Dyt's room  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 6:58pm On May 25, 2010 |
Ye mogbe,wat can i do now c all dis yeye pikins,shinonye,shioma,shinyere,solo,biliki,sule,sunday,tunde, malomo,oya start 2 dey clean everywhere |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by D1KeleVra(m): 7:15pm On May 25, 2010 |
cos i'm seeing u babe! |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 7:20pm On May 25, 2010 |
Ben-10: hehehehe  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 8:47pm On May 25, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: Holy Lord! You don dey see Dyt??!! Wetin she give you chop? |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by D1KeleVra(m): 8:51pm On May 25, 2010 |
tanimz: JESUS!!! Take ya time honey-pie! |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 8:56pm On May 25, 2010 |
tanimzant, hi. Dayo, yipeee!! |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 8:59pm On May 25, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: Take what time? No be you talk am? tayo_ast: Who is tanimzant? You well so? |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by D1KeleVra(m): 9:03pm On May 25, 2010 |
Sister, when u don calm down, make u hala. . . i get one war wey i suppose finish somewhere |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 9:05pm On May 25, 2010 |
So I am now "sister"? |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 9:15pm On May 25, 2010 |
wat r u guys still doing around here? its past ur bed tym. . . there's sch 2moro, remember? |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 10:45am On May 26, 2010 |
Ogbege o,iya sule is fighting wit iya sulia o, baba shuku come n settle it o |
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